Dank Merica V Dank Merica: The Battle of Da Hawt Darkness
May 22, 2016 16:22:57 GMT -5
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on May 22, 2016 16:22:57 GMT -5
WCF RP 1
ZMAC
v.
Mikey Extreme
______________________________
Chapter I: Dank Merica V Dank Merica: The Battle of Da Hawt Darkness
Mikey Extreme, Man. I don’t even know whats become of everything. This Dub aint even the Dub I grew up in; sank my teeth in and fuck a bitch or two in. But here we are, Dankness verse Darkness, the Battle of the Darl ‘Merica brothers like this is to amuse the masses. Let me cut it to you straight, Mike. Ain’t nothing amusing about the str8 up ass whoopin – Ball Sackin, wrecktum wreckin blitzkrieg I’m about to lay down on ya punk azz.
Yah, I call you a punk ass, FGT. Teamin up with Bates in the Trios Curse tournament. Just think about it, life coulda been a whole lot different if you just joined back up with cha boi for one last round in the tournament. Hawt Darkness doing HAM on a couple FGTs for the bullshit that they breed up in the dub.
Those FGTs know who they are and they know what they said. And if anyone out there thinks this is about them as much as it is you, Mike; then they right.
Anyone who says they been held down – it ain’t as long as me.
Anyone who said they ain’t allow to succeed – It ain’t as long as me.
Anyone who wants to whine and bitch that things just aint right and fair- then take a number and strap on a couple of chains because your punk ass ain’t going nowhere.
But you Mike, you were the best U.S. Champ of the past two years and here you are, getting eliminated in the first round of the classic because this is my tournament to win. This is my tournament to win with straight up blistering shoot because fuck all you weak ass FGTs who think you can step to thee most creative, charismatic and destructive wrestler in WCF.
14 careers, Mike. You might make 15. 14 careers ended like it aint nothing. And shee-itt, I get paid for it too. But I ain’t ever done was go through a tournament and win. That’s something that I ain’t done yet but I’m kinda feeling like I should. I’m owed this. Not only am I owed this, I deserve it. I earned this with time severed, asses in seats and my straight up contribution as the greatest singles champion of all time.
Unless you wanna take that US title and tell me different with your ..
#oh #wait.
You are no longer the U.S champion and the belt got scrapped.
So as I see it; this is the only thing you got going for you and I’m about to rip it away from you kicking and screaming.
Like you.. like Dag.. Like Bates, Twilight, MY boi, Steve Orbit… and Logan.
I am without a doubt the most influential, controversial and loyal person in the dubs history. I represent that belt more than the damn belt represents itself. Mike, you my noi but tonight I’m ripping you a new axe wound as I step forward to claim my place in WCF history.
Winner of the 2016 classic
and next WCF world champion….
ZMAC
v.
Mikey Extreme
______________________________
Chapter I: Dank Merica V Dank Merica: The Battle of Da Hawt Darkness
Mikey Extreme, Man. I don’t even know whats become of everything. This Dub aint even the Dub I grew up in; sank my teeth in and fuck a bitch or two in. But here we are, Dankness verse Darkness, the Battle of the Darl ‘Merica brothers like this is to amuse the masses. Let me cut it to you straight, Mike. Ain’t nothing amusing about the str8 up ass whoopin – Ball Sackin, wrecktum wreckin blitzkrieg I’m about to lay down on ya punk azz.
Yah, I call you a punk ass, FGT. Teamin up with Bates in the Trios Curse tournament. Just think about it, life coulda been a whole lot different if you just joined back up with cha boi for one last round in the tournament. Hawt Darkness doing HAM on a couple FGTs for the bullshit that they breed up in the dub.
Those FGTs know who they are and they know what they said. And if anyone out there thinks this is about them as much as it is you, Mike; then they right.
Anyone who says they been held down – it ain’t as long as me.
Anyone who said they ain’t allow to succeed – It ain’t as long as me.
Anyone who wants to whine and bitch that things just aint right and fair- then take a number and strap on a couple of chains because your punk ass ain’t going nowhere.
But you Mike, you were the best U.S. Champ of the past two years and here you are, getting eliminated in the first round of the classic because this is my tournament to win. This is my tournament to win with straight up blistering shoot because fuck all you weak ass FGTs who think you can step to thee most creative, charismatic and destructive wrestler in WCF.
14 careers, Mike. You might make 15. 14 careers ended like it aint nothing. And shee-itt, I get paid for it too. But I ain’t ever done was go through a tournament and win. That’s something that I ain’t done yet but I’m kinda feeling like I should. I’m owed this. Not only am I owed this, I deserve it. I earned this with time severed, asses in seats and my straight up contribution as the greatest singles champion of all time.
Unless you wanna take that US title and tell me different with your ..
#oh #wait.
You are no longer the U.S champion and the belt got scrapped.
So as I see it; this is the only thing you got going for you and I’m about to rip it away from you kicking and screaming.
Like you.. like Dag.. Like Bates, Twilight, MY boi, Steve Orbit… and Logan.
I am without a doubt the most influential, controversial and loyal person in the dubs history. I represent that belt more than the damn belt represents itself. Mike, you my noi but tonight I’m ripping you a new axe wound as I step forward to claim my place in WCF history.
Winner of the 2016 classic
and next WCF world champion….