Less Than You Deserve
May 8, 2016 0:14:33 GMT -5
Joey Flash, The Killenial (Caleb Ronan), and 1 more like this
Post by Gemini Battle on May 8, 2016 0:14:33 GMT -5
Grayson Pierce
Look where I’ve come. From the top of the WCF Ladder. Number One Contender, inches away from the title. Glory at my fingertips. And look at me now. In a meaningless cluster fuck trio’s match with the rest of us losers from this Trios Tournament that I fucking dominated last year. And the other team… he DRG feuded with as Doug decided to peace out and Thomas Bates decided that his dreams of the White House were more important than the WCF leaving me to fend for myself. Well fuck both of them. They thought I wouldn’t amount to anything. They never believed in me as much as I believed in myself. They never had my back liked I thought they did. It’s crazy to think about really, an entire year of my life masked as another man. For that year I WAS Gemini Battle. I was the maniacal genius that the world fell in love with.
And it was their compassion and their friendship that drew me out of that haze and thrust me into the reality that I currently live in. And it’s this reality where I eliminated more men ever in War in recorded history. It’s this reality where I was the main event act at One, the biggest PPV of the year. It was this reality where I have been the number one contender for the World Title 3 times.
And it’s this reality where three times I have failed to reach that goal. It’s this reality where my son has been taken away from me. My best friend has gone AWOL. And now recently my wife isn’t the same woman that I married all those years ago. She’s still alive but she might as well be dead too.
It’s like the only family that I have left it my Uncle. The only one I can trust. This whole ‘Mission’ I’m on for Jay Omega… he hasn’t even brought it up to me once. It’s almost like he’s not the man I thought he was. Who can I trust? What can I do to make it through this mess? Just keep living I guess.
Easier said than done.
Kat Ruiz-Pierce
Cal me Invidia.
Allow me to explain. Everything that you’ve heard is correct. Kat Pierce was Grayson’s wife. She was pregnant and I fooled her into thinking that she was dying. A simple beet juice extraction was all it took to manipulate that ignorant human into accepting me as her savior and now Jealously can help save the world.
Because this world is destined for destruction. There are forces out there that you cannot understand and even if you could you wouldn’t want to. All of you should just go on living your pitiful lives and let the real heroes work.
And I assure you that we are heroes. We are the ones that will save your world from certain devastation. And I assure you that your world as of now is destined for certain devastation. Gula and I are on the side of righteousness. We are on the side you want us to be on. We are working on getting Ira in on the mix, but that is a process that is… let’s just say it’s ongoing.
And there’s one more important piece of this puzzle. A piece that many of you may have glossed over, but I assure you that every word in the development of this story is relevant. The voices that Gemini hears… that’s an all knowing being that is truly manipulating us all, but what he doesn’t realize is that we want to be manipulated. It’s all part of the plan.
And talking about the importance of the development of this story… I refer you back to this… remember when Grayson and Kat conceived… well it didn’t exactly go like that…
What many of you don’t understand is that Kat was not long for this world. When she gave birth to this creature now living inside of me she would have been destroyed. No, only a Capuan could give birth to this miracle. I actually saved her from a gruesome death. Because what many of you may have missed is that when Kat became impregnated it was not by Grayson, but the possessed form of Grayson. And who was he possessed by?
Gemini Battle
Why Grayson Pierce, you ask?
What do you mean no one asked?
What do you mean no one really gives a shit about this whole endeavor I’m on?
What do you mean that no one is asking me rhetorical questions and I’m really just talking to myself?
Well I’ll answer that first one anyway because ‘fuck you’ that’s why.
Let’s talk about Grayson Pierce.
No, let’s talk about how I met him. It was a year and a half ago… almost two years now. I was inhabiting this pussy named Hyena. He was a fucking lunatic, but he was powerful. It was just what I needed. But then it happened. This one mother fucker kept besting him, and in turn kept besting me. He defeated me in our debt in the WCF and then he defeated me in a hardcore match which really deflated my spirit.
Then that mother fucker eliminated me from War. What the fuck. So I was off. Fuck this Hyena bitch. I’m done with him. He’s fucking done. I’m done he’s done and when I exited his body he died. Yes, you heard it here folks… I killed Hyena. That’s why he’s not here any longer. And if he shows back up for some reason I’ll explain it way through careful and delicate storytelling techniques.
Then I found Grayson. He was more powerful than the being I was inhabiting and he accepted me fully. After being defeated by Steve Orbit he fell into a deep depression and the only way out of it was by me making him strive for a feeling of wholeness that could never be satiated.
Gluttony at its finest.
I’ll skip the middle part where I was extracted and I’ve been left feeding off the weak and pitiful as I build up the strength to take over Pierce once more. It’s a bit of an embarrassing space of time but it was punctuated with one special moment I would like to talk about.
I was cocky and I took over Pierce. He wasn’t ready and more importantly I wasn’t ready. But I did have a wonderful day with his wife…
We bought a house together exactly where I needed it to be. The magnetic field at that exact longitude and latitude will be best for my growth. And then…
Ha, ha.
Well I fucked the shit out of his wife.
And knocked her the fuck up.
And it’s his DNA… but it’s MY CHILD!
(evil laugh)
SHOOT!
Grayson
Hello Oblivion… remember me… I’m the guy that beat you in that cell at the last XIII. I’m the guy that brought your funny little box of tricks and fucked your world. I would think that you would remember me. That’s cool if you don’t because you may be a monster but I’m not afraid of things that go bump in the night… or especially that bumps uglies with stuffed ducks.
And that leads me to Denise D’Evil. Where the hell have you been, baby? Remember when we kissed. Oooh boy I bet your boyfriend was pissed when he saw that. In fact I know he was because he knocked me pretty good after that. I don’t recall seeing you much after that. Tis a shame. You could have been something. You could have been a contender.
Nah. Probably not.
And then there’s my boy Night Rider. The man who was just so distraught that he couldn’t be a member of the DRG that he joined this Angles of Destruction gang. Ha, your name is Night Rider and you couldn’t be in a motorcycle gang. What a fucking loser.
In all seriousness guys seeing the Angels of Destruction reunite is amazing. They are an historical and ominous group in the WCF and belong in the laurels of the fed. To be a member of the team who will give them their first defeat in their return is even more of an honor.
Alas, it’s fucking alte and I got sleep to catch up on… I’ve been so sleepy lately. I truly think you guys deserve more than what I’m giving you right now… I just don’t have it in me at the moment to verbally assault you the way that you deserve… but I will bring my all on Sunday, Boys and girls. Good night.
Uncle Egg
……….
Grayson Pierce
I returned to the Tesla Museum to see it. Uncle Egg… or rather what was left of him was in the center of the room. And in his place was a creature like I’ve never seen before. It changed forms to a human form but I didn’t hang out to watch the transformation. I busted ass the fuck outta there.
I got in my car and I realized… I’ve got no one left, and nowhere left to go.
