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Post by Deleted on Apr 18, 2016 6:59:32 GMT -5
@neonordic
Attention my loyal citizens of the International Community Excluding Japland, today I bring you great news pertaining to the most prestigious championship in this sport. Starting the week after I defeat Cormack MacNeill and retain my International Championship, I will be hosting the inaugural Riddik International Open Challenge. This will be an opportunity for anyone who's qualified to walk through the curtain and be granted an International Championship match. This will occur on top of whatever standard match I'm booked in on Slam because frankly, I am an athlete unmatched in caliber but I have not been able to showcase my ability properly. By defeating opponent after opponent week after week without faltering, I will cement my rightful place as the most dominant International Champion the world has ever seen.
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Post by Chief Tom-O-Hawk on Apr 18, 2016 9:54:35 GMT -5
Sign me up. And when I win, these two OLD GUYS will show the new generation that they can shove it.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 18, 2016 10:17:44 GMT -5
Sign me up. And when I win, these two OLD GUYS will show the new generation that they can shove it.
And where the hell are you from? |
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Post by Corey Black on Apr 18, 2016 10:23:03 GMT -5
I might be around.
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Post by Crow McMorris on Apr 18, 2016 10:38:19 GMT -5
Be careful with 'dis one, Dag. It's gonna take your breast to beat 'em. |
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Post by Crow McMorris on Apr 18, 2016 10:42:30 GMT -5
And now, the WCF presents a rare insight into Freezer Burn's training facility: aka, Freezer's Palace!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 18, 2016 10:55:30 GMT -5
@nenordic
Listen here morons, unless you were are a recognized citizen of the International Community Excluding Japlad (and the USA for technical reasons) then you have no business here. I understand just how prestigious this championship is to be attracting all these guys from the retirement home and casket, but that doesn't mean the rules are going to change. This championship is only open to those native to countries which bear talent worthy of competing for it, and no one else!
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Post by Jeff Purse on Apr 18, 2016 11:04:53 GMT -5
@nenordic
Listen here morons, unless you were are a recognized citizen of the International Community Excluding Japlad (and the USA for technical reasons) then you have no business here. I understand just how prestigious this championship is to be attracting all these guys from the retirement home and casket, but that doesn't mean the rules are going to change. This championship is only open to those native to countries which bear talent worthy of competing for it, and no one else! @thefuturejeffp #Gross |
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Post by Corey Black on Apr 18, 2016 11:08:09 GMT -5
... I don't live in the US. I'm international. You don't do your homework.
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Post by Chief Tom-O-Hawk on Apr 18, 2016 11:21:35 GMT -5
I was born on a US military base in Warsaw, Poland at a time insurgency forced the evacuation of the base. With no one in control of the base during my birth, and no one wanting to authorize jack squat in customs, I have been deemed a citizen of the United Nations. That's as International as it gets.
The US eventually took the base back, but too little too late.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 18, 2016 11:22:36 GMT -5
... I don't live in the US. I'm international. You don't do your homework.
"International" isn't a country, genius. Unless you show me the papers, you're not qualified. |
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Post by Bonnie Blue on Apr 18, 2016 11:24:33 GMT -5
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I'm not from anywhere planetside. Does that count as international?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 18, 2016 11:25:30 GMT -5
@wcf_bonnieblue I'm not from anywhere planetside. Does that count as international? |
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Post by Bonnie Blue on Apr 18, 2016 11:27:15 GMT -5
@wcf_bonnieblue I'm not from anywhere planetside. Does that count as international? @wcf_bonnieblue I think you're a pussy, and you're afraid to be beaten by a woman, and that you'll make some stupid excuse not to defend your title against me. That's what I think, sugar.  |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 18, 2016 11:27:34 GMT -5
I was born on a US military base in Warsaw, Poland at a time insurgency forced the evacuation of the base. With no one in control of the base during my birth, and no one wanting to authorize jack squat in customs, I have been deemed a citizen of the United Nations. That's as International as it gets. The US eventually took the base back, but too little too late.
What a ridiculous load of nonsense! If your parents are US citizens, then you are a US citizen, and therefore disqualified. |
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Post by Chief Tom-O-Hawk on Apr 18, 2016 11:28:16 GMT -5
so an international title up for grabs where nobody can enlist? But I sooooo wanna beat your jap loving ass.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 18, 2016 11:28:35 GMT -5
Holy mother of fucking shit, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK? @wcf_bonnieblue I think you're a pussy, and you're afraid to be beaten by a woman, and that you'll make some stupid excuse not to defend your title against me. That's what I think, sugar.
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Post by Bonnie Blue on Apr 18, 2016 11:30:28 GMT -5
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That totally wasn't predictable at all. It's ok. Be a coward. I don't care.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 18, 2016 11:30:44 GMT -5
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Alright, morons, here's the deal. This isn't up to me, and it isn't up to you, it's up to Seth. Come two Sunday's from now, whomever makes it down to that ring first will be assessed for qualification to challenge me for my title, and if they are, they are, and if not, they'll kindly be told to fuck off. There is no sign up, there is no preliminary questioning, the rules are the rules and that's that. This is an open challenge, not a fucking sweepstakes prize.
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Post by Chief Tom-O-Hawk on Apr 18, 2016 11:34:49 GMT -5
Get your sweepstakes tickets here ladies and morons!
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