The Fuck You Series: Shadowlove
Apr 14, 2016 18:04:49 GMT -5
Bonnie Blue, Lilith, and 1 more like this
Post by Earth-616 Holmes on Apr 14, 2016 18:04:49 GMT -5
Montreal, Canada. The special location of Slam where a new Hardcore Champion is guaranteed. The other competitors in this match feature Bonnie Blue, Dustin Beaver, Shadowlove, Vengeance, Katherine Phoenix (currently out of action), Zombie McMorris, and Scathe. Through the years in his career, Andre Holmes has been in many matches that are Hardcore or even worse, Ultra-violent. Although he wasn't involved in anything over the top like a Volcano match as bragged like an accomplishment by other competitors, Andre Holmes has done more in Hardcore than the people who he has faced. Ladder, Ambulance, Unsanctioned, Tables Ladders & Chairs, Barbed Wire Deathmatches, Exploding or Electrical. The cases are all the same. He's a Professional Wrestler who isn't scared to go deep down into the hardcore aspect of wrestling inspired by Extreme Championship Wrestling where Cactus Jack, Sandman, Rhyno, and his true inspiration into the world of Hardcore was Terry Funk. So how much can the others take rather than Andre Holmes? To be hardcore, you have to use everything as a weapon even your own body to beat the everlasting shit out of your opponents, and not give a damn about how much is on your hospital bill at the end of the day. Unfortunately for one, this match was never meant for them. Cosmetic damage is worse than anything.
Here in Montreal, Canada, Andre was given an opportunity to meet with Virgin Radio 96 FM that is very popular in the media industry for young, and upcoming talents to showcase what they can bring to the table. It's also established for morning talk shows especially branching out to the younger audience in different sports. However, MMA, and WCF have been on the verge of breaking out as the most popular athletic companies in Canada. So who else better to take this opportunity to speak whatever is on his mind huh? Andre came in around ten in the morning wearing a black buttoned shirt, a silver chain around his neck in tight blue denim jeans with black dress shoes on. He's sat down around the table with the headphones in to properly hear everything being spoken into the mics. Accompanied by some of the other radio hosts, he's smilling as he loves nothing better then to talk with his fans especially now that he has to say something about a certain competitor in his upcoming Hardcore Title Match. The room was fairly large although crowded with the table, and other electrical equipment for recording, and producing music. Of course, it's a radio station. No more time to waste, it's time to go on the air!
Radio Host
Welcome ladies, and gentlemen, and good morning Montreal! We're here on another Tuesday morning with the "Sacred Sports Session". Today we have a very special guest especially for all you Pro Wrestling fans out there listening. You may have heard of the fifteen year running, Wrestling Championship Federation, and if you haven't, you're missing out. I have with me a very important, popular, hard-hitting, ego-splitting, ass-kicking, eyebrow-raising, and gash dazing competitor. He is one half of the WCF Tag Team Champions, the "Re-Re-Re-Relentless" Andre Holmes!
"Relentless" Andre Holmes
Ha ha! Thanks for having me, I'm really honored to be here.
Radio Host
The honor is mine, I don't want to offend you as I'm pretty much a big fan of your work. So let's just get to the backstory of who is "Relentless" Andre Holmes. Why do you call yourself "Relentless"?
"Relentless" Andre Holmes
Oh man. Umm, wow. Okay, well, it's really I based it on the song that inspired to me to be a hard hitting, and focused competitor who absolutely wants nothing but to destroy my enemies. The song is "Relentless" by New Years Day which has been my favorite song of all time. So people have always told me that I'm very uhh, savage. I have no filter, and I speak my mind as honestly, and as brutally as possible. In addition to that, the way I wrestle. I'm a Technical High-Flyer as I stated but I also have a Mixed Martial Arts background. So I'm all rounded, a striker, and a grappler. I like to mix it up when I step into the ring, and continue to do whatever I can to make my opponent tap or pin him.
Radio Host
Very nice. I think we all can agree that it's best to be as versatile as possible when facing your opponent. In wrestling, you have to be versatile as most wrestlers aren't. A lot of them in this sport like to be one dimensional, and think that will get them to success. Some enjoy being powerhouses, others only high-flyers, others are brawlers yet when you meet someone who can be an all-rounder, and more versatile, that's really where the disadvantage comes from.
"Relentless" Andre Holmes
Right. So the question is? What can I be for the match at this week's Slam? It's an eight man Hardcore Match for the Hardcore Title. We're guaranteed a new champion because the current Hardcore Champion won't be able to show after suffering a ring bell being thrown to her head. Thank god.
The radio host started laughing with a few other co workers making sure the stream is going well. Andre smirked.
So, what is the strategy? I'm thinking to myself day in, and day out. Damn, I wonder what the other guys are going to do because I'm walking into the match with also guys who are being introduced to the Hardcore scene for the first time in their careers while others are coming back as huge veterans like Zombie McMorris but obviously he's not gonna do a damn thing especially when I'm going to make sure his little unoriginal, running out of material, breaking fourth wall for extra promo material is gonna be the first one taken out of the match. However, what surprised me the most when the booking team allowed someone else to be put in the match for this opportunity when he really hasn't done anything in WCF, and quite frankly, he's pretty much a guy that you wouldn't believe in the Hardcore title scene.
Radio Host
Which guy is that?
"Relentless" Andre Holmes
Shadowlove.
The Radio Host fixed his hat, and stared up into the ceiling trying to figure out who was on the talent roster named 'Shadowlove'. Andre tried his best not to laugh but a few chuckles slipped out from his lip. The radio host guy just shrugged his shoulders, and shook his head as the futile attempt to remember who he was turned out to be nothing. Typical result though.
Radio Host
Yeah, I have no idea.
"Relentless" Andre Holmes
He goes by as 'The Handsome Half-Breed'.
Radio Host
Wait! Is he the dude who lost to Tiffany White at Explosion for the Television Championship?
"Relentless" Andre Holmes
Yep...that's him.
Radio Host
You have got to be kidding me? Him?! Him of all people? The one guy who focuses more on his looks, the baby bottle of oil, or even sponsored by Nivea?
Okay, they lost it. The entire room shattered from the impounding weight of laughter. Andre leaned forward, covering his mouth to try, and not scream out his obnoxious laughter especially after that comment he made.
"Relentless" Andre Holmes
Yep..that's him. 'The Handsome' Half Breed.
Radio Host
Well, this just made this session more entertaining. Okay, let's talk about Shadowlove for a moment. I did a bit of little research, and his resume doesn't come as good as yours. What do you think of him in the ring?
"Relentless" Andre Holmes
Oh, he's sloppy. Six feet, four inches tall. 235 pounds. Pretty much the average body builder type that emphasizes nothing but power moves, and technicality. However, he's not as a capable fighter as much as I am. See, whenever you're in the ring, you can always tell how a man moves or how they fight. Shadowlove is so easy to tell just by even the way he looks. That egotistical smile, that little strut he does before he goes into the ring, and even how he combs his hair. When you see him, you think of beauty. How great he looks out of the ring with his fancy suits, his luxury skin products to make sure he doesn't even have the tiniest of tiny break outs on his face or even by the way his teeth is so white, light reflects off it. He's a man who focuses more on beauty rather than putting his body on the line for this match. Watching him wrestle is more than enough information of exactly what he's going to do in the match. Shall I give a prediction?
Radio Host
Go for it, I really want to know as the rest of our viewers.
"Relentless" Andre Holmes
He's going to use weapons of any choice he chooses but when he steps into the ring with another competitor whose going to rearrange his face or body, he'll run. You know why? He's not a man who will willingly put his body on the line, and risk getting scarred. Honestly, I feel bad that he was even booked into this match in the first place. Shadowlove isn't a wrestler, he's an entertainer. He's going to do what he does best. Hype himself up but never tear anyone down. I watched his first match against Rage Maxx, and umm, he lost.
Radio Host
But you faced Rage Maxx in your debut?
"Relentless" Andre Holmes
Yeah, Rage Maxx, and Roland Von Erich.
Radio Host
Whatever happened to Roland Von Erich?
"Relentless" Andre Holmes
Oh, they never announced it but he suffered a career threatening injury. Torn ACL. Back on the topic, it's funny how the man I beat in my debut match, he couldn't do the same in his debut match in WCF. So from then on, I knew he was a failure because he didn't leave much as a good first impression as I did. Predicting off that, he's going to hide away for the rest of the Hardcore match because he's not a fighter. He's not experienced in this hardcore scene as a newly discovered wrestler. Shadowlove is someone who is an entertainer, not a wrestler. He's not built for this lifestyle, the life to sacrifice your body to be used as a weapon in the match. So expect him to hide, coward, and do whatever it takes to make sure he doesn't even get a pinch of cut on his body. Shadowlove does not care about the Hardcore Title in the sense of honoring those who paved the way for it to be a phenomenon. Mick Foley, Terry Funk, Sabu, etc. What do you think Shadowlove would say to all those Hardcore legends if he were to face them here in WCF?
Radio Host
He would make some weird promo talking about how disgusting, and unworthy that they are wrestling against him.
"Relentless" Andre Holmes
Bingo. See, he has no respect. It's because of this predetermined judgmental personality that our society is pissing on. Perfection is everything. Bullshit right? That's what I see him as. He's a perfectionist, and a looooong shot from that. So what was WCF Booking Team thinking by putting Shadowlove in this match? It's like I said. He's a filler. He hasn't done anything really much to prove that he is one of the worthy contenders in the match for this great opportunity. You ask me, creative was thinking "Hey, let's pick from one of the random jackasses who doesn't do shit but can still make others look good". Ding! We have a winner, it's Shadowlove. I mean, his second match he won but that's because his Japanese bitch, Ms. Miyamoto Hanatoto Bangladoto something Ms. Miyagi chick, helped him in the match to win against Rage Maxx, and Mr. Holden!
Radio Host
Speaking of that, did you really murder Mr. Holden?
Andre shook his head.
"Relentless" Andre Holmes
Hell no. It was just an accident that shouldn't have happened so, Henson can blame all he wants but he knows he's wrong.
Radio Host
Interesting. So, you're very active on social media. You have over three million followers on Twitter. Have you, and Shadowlove ever had any beef on social media?
"Relentless" Andre Holmes
Not really beef. He's thrown slick little comments about me any time I'm arguing with someone else, and he had the audacity to say he was better than me which we all know wasn't true. So, no beef at all because he's not really any worth to help my career out in WCF but what's funny was how he was trying to get Dag Riddik to put his International Title on the line against him but it never happened because even Dag said he wasn't worth a title shot.
Radio Host
Wow, that makes him look even worse because Dag Riddik doesn't really have the best career in WCF. He recently won I believe but was on a terrible losing streak, and he's been on a consecutive ranking as the least ranked Elite Champion. So it's really funny how Shadowlove tried to force a guy like Dag into a title match but ended up getting humiliated by an embarrassing champion already.
"Relentless" Andre Holmes
Exactly! Now that's another thing we will never have in common. I never demanded a match from Dag unless he pisses me off. Every time I demand a match, he either makes up an excuse, changes the topic or does his best to swerve around it like he's done with John Gable all this time. It's really funny to me that Shadowlove was pushing so hard to get an International Title match, and Dag beats the shit out of him on social media rather than the match. Like Shadowlove is worse than Dag Riddik because he can never win the big won. He wasn't booked at Timebomb after losing to Rage Maxx, and getting a bullshit victory in the Triple Threat. The only match at a PPV he's had was with Tiffany White for the Television Championship, and he spent weeks trying to convince everyone about how a woman shouldn't even be seen in the match or how Tiffany White isn't the right competitor to step into the ring with him. Okay, it's bad enough that you thought imperfection was the disease of humanity but don't try, and pull cheap heat to get your idea across, and convince the fans at home that you're already the Television Championship. There's been many accounts of sexism, and yet they always lose to the girl who happens to be the better wrestler. Timebomb was just an example of that! Tiffany White DOMINATED Shadowlove, and what chance does he have now when he steps into the ring with seven other competitors who could beat him in less than ten seconds? Honestly, I would have traded him for Sandy Coconutz. She's way better than him at this.
The entire room burst out into another session of laughter. The two had a bit of chemistry on the microphone but it's because they were being themselves. Needless to say, some of the facts spoken by Andre were hard hitting. It's been a while since Shadowlove had actually produced any effort in making himself known in the company rather than mouthing off on social media only to lose on the following Slam of the week. He leaned back in the chair, fixing the headphones covering his ears. Leaning forward into the microphone, the radio host decided to go more deeper into the title match.
Radio Host
I want to ask you some more questions regarding what you have against Shadowlove. To me, he seems like this guy who has a lot of potential, and charisma yet every time when he's given an opportunity to break out of the dead end in his short career, he can never win the big one. Do you think that maybe this is his opportunity to break out from that shell?
"Relentless" Andre Holmes
Hell no. Who has he beaten that was deemed credible? Rage Maxx? Mr. Holden? Andrew Marx? He's what you call a bottom feeder, a sloppy second. Okay, bro code. Your friend dumped his girlfriend, and she comes onto you. Would you smash?
Radio Host
No. You never break that bro code. Never.
"Relentless" Andre Holmes
Exactly but Shadowlove would. Will that make him more credible to be loved or would you disregard him as a loser?
Radio Host
Not even a loser, he's just a punk.
"Relentless" Andre Holmes
Right! That's him. He doesn't have that incentive to prove himself as a formidable threat. You know why? He's going after people's sloppy seconds. Okay, Rage Maxx beaten by me in my debut but he lost to him in his debut then needed help from his more microphone skilled bitch? That's not credible, you got beat by my sloppy seconds, and even needed help to do so. There's no breaking point for him. He's not a break out star or top prospect, who is the ONLY top prospect in WCF for 2016? That's me. I've been fighting ever since I joined, and now I'm on the verge of being a double champion as not only the WCF Tag Team Champion with my own brother, Grayson Pierce but now as the WCF Hardcore Champion as many people in the WCF past has did. So who has the better chance of having a great career in WCF? Is it me or him? Obviously him. He's like a son coming from the end of his semester in middle school with D's, and F's on his report card. A father would be PISSED, not even PISSED, FURIOUS. You send your own children into school to have a good education, go to college, make money, have a good life. Shadowlove is not doing anything in his career. Why should he even continue? This Hardcore Title match is his opportunity but he's not going to grasp it because he's facing people who are TEN TIMES better than him even if they were dead!
Radio Host
So what is your strategy? Better question, why do you want this? You had multiple title matches, and why should you be any different from the rest of your competitors? You have Zombie McMorris, Bonnie Blue, Scathe, and many more. You say Shadowlove can't win but he's in a position just like any of you in the match? Katherine Phoenix is still recognized as the current Hardcore Champion. You're equal in contendership as much as any of them so how would you fair?
He looked down to the edge of the table as a good question just like that was said. Honestly, it was the best damn question he asked in this live session for Montreal, Canada. After a few moments of pondering what to say, the best thing Andre could do was be honest about his answer.
"Relentless" Andre Holmes
You're right. Everyone as equal. Some of us don't believe it like myself but in the eyes of competition, Katherine Phoenix is Hardcore Champion, and the seven of us are her contenders. However, I stand as I said. I believe, and I know it that I can outlast, and even dominate the other seven competitors, well six since Katherine is not even going to show up, but I'm going to go in this match, and use my body as a living biological weapon to bash down heads, and ensure nobody else can even walk. See, I've been in these Hardcore matches, and they change your perspective on life. The moment you leave that ring a broken bloody mess, you're automatically going to think you never want to do this again. Hell yeah, anybody would think that. They're doing it to save their health, thinking of their family, and even ensure they have a good future for their own physical well being. However, I leave the match, look the doctors right in their face, and say...."When can I do that again but even more?!" That's what it means to be Hardcore, and even in more ways than anyone else can think of. Some people are narrow minded but being Hardcore isn't just about picking up weapons, or even using them to bash people in the head or see how much thumbtacks can your body take as a pin cushion. It's something much more, and I think some of the other competitors who are fighting against fail to realize that. Shadowlove for instance, he's not hardcore. He never was, and he never will be. He's just a man whose too focused on himself rather than what's ahead of him. The same mistake he made for the Television Championship at Timebomb when he faced Tiffany White. People ACTUALLY had him winning in some predictions, and his fan base, puny but a fan base still, wanted him to go out there, and prove he could be one of the greatest Television Champions this sport has ever witnessed.
Radio Host
Well, we're running out of time. Is there anything else you'd like to say to Shadowlove before we wrap this up?
"Relentless" Andre Holmes
Yes, Shadowlove. I don't respect you, and you damn sure don't respect me. I know you're probably somewhere trying to convince the fans of WCF that the Hardcore Title is rightfully reserved in your name but don't think that God had your destiny predetermined to be the WCF Hardcore Champion. Fate does NOT work out that way. You make your own, and you haven't even begun to prove why you should be Hardcore Champion. Everything you've done in WCF is nothing but shortcuts, and easy way out. Your little bitch Ms. Miyagi can speak for you all you want but the last time I checked, she wasn't signed to WCF on the Talent Roster, you were. I'm trying to educate you on what's really going on since your brain is filled with Neutrogena face cream, and Nivea lotion. Give or take a few baby lotion oils. This is an EIGHT-MAN Hardcore Title match where your body is going to be ripped, shredded, skimmed or possibly torn apart for the benefit of the fans. As I said before, we had a few quarrels on Twitter where you said you're my superior. Time to prove it Shadowlove. It's time for all the talk you've been talking to me, Dag, Tiffany, Bonnie, and the others in the match to actually do what you said to do. Prove us wrong. Beat us. Is it that hard? I guess so. Could you beat Rage on your own? No! Could you beat Tiffany White? No?! The big ones are MY SPECIALTY! I push myself to the limit every day, and just when you thought that limit was gonna stop me, I break out. I set new standards, higher standards. Standards your little pretty boy ass could never meet even if you had the world's highest ladder. These standards are nothing but pure skill, and the passion to win. Something you have never developed on your own rather than going on a microphone or coming on screen to do a short little speech how your destiny is to be Hardcore Champion when you look like the softcore section on the HBO Go on Demand. Pathetic really if you ask me.
So, it comes down to this Shadow. You finally have your worst nightmare knocking on your door step this Sunday. That little smirk you have, your all "sexy" body that you use to persuade the women you've slept will be NO MORE. I will be the next Hardcore Champion, and I will continue to be the best in the world defending that title day after day like my life DEPENDED on it. As for you, go back to what you do best. Entertain, be a model. I'm gonna stay here, and just fight for my life...one more thing.
FUCK YOU!
Here in Montreal, Canada, Andre was given an opportunity to meet with Virgin Radio 96 FM that is very popular in the media industry for young, and upcoming talents to showcase what they can bring to the table. It's also established for morning talk shows especially branching out to the younger audience in different sports. However, MMA, and WCF have been on the verge of breaking out as the most popular athletic companies in Canada. So who else better to take this opportunity to speak whatever is on his mind huh? Andre came in around ten in the morning wearing a black buttoned shirt, a silver chain around his neck in tight blue denim jeans with black dress shoes on. He's sat down around the table with the headphones in to properly hear everything being spoken into the mics. Accompanied by some of the other radio hosts, he's smilling as he loves nothing better then to talk with his fans especially now that he has to say something about a certain competitor in his upcoming Hardcore Title Match. The room was fairly large although crowded with the table, and other electrical equipment for recording, and producing music. Of course, it's a radio station. No more time to waste, it's time to go on the air!
Radio Host
Welcome ladies, and gentlemen, and good morning Montreal! We're here on another Tuesday morning with the "Sacred Sports Session". Today we have a very special guest especially for all you Pro Wrestling fans out there listening. You may have heard of the fifteen year running, Wrestling Championship Federation, and if you haven't, you're missing out. I have with me a very important, popular, hard-hitting, ego-splitting, ass-kicking, eyebrow-raising, and gash dazing competitor. He is one half of the WCF Tag Team Champions, the "Re-Re-Re-Relentless" Andre Holmes!
"Relentless" Andre Holmes
Ha ha! Thanks for having me, I'm really honored to be here.
Radio Host
The honor is mine, I don't want to offend you as I'm pretty much a big fan of your work. So let's just get to the backstory of who is "Relentless" Andre Holmes. Why do you call yourself "Relentless"?
"Relentless" Andre Holmes
Oh man. Umm, wow. Okay, well, it's really I based it on the song that inspired to me to be a hard hitting, and focused competitor who absolutely wants nothing but to destroy my enemies. The song is "Relentless" by New Years Day which has been my favorite song of all time. So people have always told me that I'm very uhh, savage. I have no filter, and I speak my mind as honestly, and as brutally as possible. In addition to that, the way I wrestle. I'm a Technical High-Flyer as I stated but I also have a Mixed Martial Arts background. So I'm all rounded, a striker, and a grappler. I like to mix it up when I step into the ring, and continue to do whatever I can to make my opponent tap or pin him.
Radio Host
Very nice. I think we all can agree that it's best to be as versatile as possible when facing your opponent. In wrestling, you have to be versatile as most wrestlers aren't. A lot of them in this sport like to be one dimensional, and think that will get them to success. Some enjoy being powerhouses, others only high-flyers, others are brawlers yet when you meet someone who can be an all-rounder, and more versatile, that's really where the disadvantage comes from.
"Relentless" Andre Holmes
Right. So the question is? What can I be for the match at this week's Slam? It's an eight man Hardcore Match for the Hardcore Title. We're guaranteed a new champion because the current Hardcore Champion won't be able to show after suffering a ring bell being thrown to her head. Thank god.
The radio host started laughing with a few other co workers making sure the stream is going well. Andre smirked.
So, what is the strategy? I'm thinking to myself day in, and day out. Damn, I wonder what the other guys are going to do because I'm walking into the match with also guys who are being introduced to the Hardcore scene for the first time in their careers while others are coming back as huge veterans like Zombie McMorris but obviously he's not gonna do a damn thing especially when I'm going to make sure his little unoriginal, running out of material, breaking fourth wall for extra promo material is gonna be the first one taken out of the match. However, what surprised me the most when the booking team allowed someone else to be put in the match for this opportunity when he really hasn't done anything in WCF, and quite frankly, he's pretty much a guy that you wouldn't believe in the Hardcore title scene.
Radio Host
Which guy is that?
"Relentless" Andre Holmes
Shadowlove.
The Radio Host fixed his hat, and stared up into the ceiling trying to figure out who was on the talent roster named 'Shadowlove'. Andre tried his best not to laugh but a few chuckles slipped out from his lip. The radio host guy just shrugged his shoulders, and shook his head as the futile attempt to remember who he was turned out to be nothing. Typical result though.
Radio Host
Yeah, I have no idea.
"Relentless" Andre Holmes
He goes by as 'The Handsome Half-Breed'.
Radio Host
Wait! Is he the dude who lost to Tiffany White at Explosion for the Television Championship?
"Relentless" Andre Holmes
Yep...that's him.
Radio Host
You have got to be kidding me? Him?! Him of all people? The one guy who focuses more on his looks, the baby bottle of oil, or even sponsored by Nivea?
Okay, they lost it. The entire room shattered from the impounding weight of laughter. Andre leaned forward, covering his mouth to try, and not scream out his obnoxious laughter especially after that comment he made.
"Relentless" Andre Holmes
Yep..that's him. 'The Handsome' Half Breed.
Radio Host
Well, this just made this session more entertaining. Okay, let's talk about Shadowlove for a moment. I did a bit of little research, and his resume doesn't come as good as yours. What do you think of him in the ring?
"Relentless" Andre Holmes
Oh, he's sloppy. Six feet, four inches tall. 235 pounds. Pretty much the average body builder type that emphasizes nothing but power moves, and technicality. However, he's not as a capable fighter as much as I am. See, whenever you're in the ring, you can always tell how a man moves or how they fight. Shadowlove is so easy to tell just by even the way he looks. That egotistical smile, that little strut he does before he goes into the ring, and even how he combs his hair. When you see him, you think of beauty. How great he looks out of the ring with his fancy suits, his luxury skin products to make sure he doesn't even have the tiniest of tiny break outs on his face or even by the way his teeth is so white, light reflects off it. He's a man who focuses more on beauty rather than putting his body on the line for this match. Watching him wrestle is more than enough information of exactly what he's going to do in the match. Shall I give a prediction?
Radio Host
Go for it, I really want to know as the rest of our viewers.
"Relentless" Andre Holmes
He's going to use weapons of any choice he chooses but when he steps into the ring with another competitor whose going to rearrange his face or body, he'll run. You know why? He's not a man who will willingly put his body on the line, and risk getting scarred. Honestly, I feel bad that he was even booked into this match in the first place. Shadowlove isn't a wrestler, he's an entertainer. He's going to do what he does best. Hype himself up but never tear anyone down. I watched his first match against Rage Maxx, and umm, he lost.
Radio Host
But you faced Rage Maxx in your debut?
"Relentless" Andre Holmes
Yeah, Rage Maxx, and Roland Von Erich.
Radio Host
Whatever happened to Roland Von Erich?
"Relentless" Andre Holmes
Oh, they never announced it but he suffered a career threatening injury. Torn ACL. Back on the topic, it's funny how the man I beat in my debut match, he couldn't do the same in his debut match in WCF. So from then on, I knew he was a failure because he didn't leave much as a good first impression as I did. Predicting off that, he's going to hide away for the rest of the Hardcore match because he's not a fighter. He's not experienced in this hardcore scene as a newly discovered wrestler. Shadowlove is someone who is an entertainer, not a wrestler. He's not built for this lifestyle, the life to sacrifice your body to be used as a weapon in the match. So expect him to hide, coward, and do whatever it takes to make sure he doesn't even get a pinch of cut on his body. Shadowlove does not care about the Hardcore Title in the sense of honoring those who paved the way for it to be a phenomenon. Mick Foley, Terry Funk, Sabu, etc. What do you think Shadowlove would say to all those Hardcore legends if he were to face them here in WCF?
Radio Host
He would make some weird promo talking about how disgusting, and unworthy that they are wrestling against him.
"Relentless" Andre Holmes
Bingo. See, he has no respect. It's because of this predetermined judgmental personality that our society is pissing on. Perfection is everything. Bullshit right? That's what I see him as. He's a perfectionist, and a looooong shot from that. So what was WCF Booking Team thinking by putting Shadowlove in this match? It's like I said. He's a filler. He hasn't done anything really much to prove that he is one of the worthy contenders in the match for this great opportunity. You ask me, creative was thinking "Hey, let's pick from one of the random jackasses who doesn't do shit but can still make others look good". Ding! We have a winner, it's Shadowlove. I mean, his second match he won but that's because his Japanese bitch, Ms. Miyamoto Hanatoto Bangladoto something Ms. Miyagi chick, helped him in the match to win against Rage Maxx, and Mr. Holden!
Radio Host
Speaking of that, did you really murder Mr. Holden?
Andre shook his head.
"Relentless" Andre Holmes
Hell no. It was just an accident that shouldn't have happened so, Henson can blame all he wants but he knows he's wrong.
Radio Host
Interesting. So, you're very active on social media. You have over three million followers on Twitter. Have you, and Shadowlove ever had any beef on social media?
"Relentless" Andre Holmes
Not really beef. He's thrown slick little comments about me any time I'm arguing with someone else, and he had the audacity to say he was better than me which we all know wasn't true. So, no beef at all because he's not really any worth to help my career out in WCF but what's funny was how he was trying to get Dag Riddik to put his International Title on the line against him but it never happened because even Dag said he wasn't worth a title shot.
Radio Host
Wow, that makes him look even worse because Dag Riddik doesn't really have the best career in WCF. He recently won I believe but was on a terrible losing streak, and he's been on a consecutive ranking as the least ranked Elite Champion. So it's really funny how Shadowlove tried to force a guy like Dag into a title match but ended up getting humiliated by an embarrassing champion already.
"Relentless" Andre Holmes
Exactly! Now that's another thing we will never have in common. I never demanded a match from Dag unless he pisses me off. Every time I demand a match, he either makes up an excuse, changes the topic or does his best to swerve around it like he's done with John Gable all this time. It's really funny to me that Shadowlove was pushing so hard to get an International Title match, and Dag beats the shit out of him on social media rather than the match. Like Shadowlove is worse than Dag Riddik because he can never win the big won. He wasn't booked at Timebomb after losing to Rage Maxx, and getting a bullshit victory in the Triple Threat. The only match at a PPV he's had was with Tiffany White for the Television Championship, and he spent weeks trying to convince everyone about how a woman shouldn't even be seen in the match or how Tiffany White isn't the right competitor to step into the ring with him. Okay, it's bad enough that you thought imperfection was the disease of humanity but don't try, and pull cheap heat to get your idea across, and convince the fans at home that you're already the Television Championship. There's been many accounts of sexism, and yet they always lose to the girl who happens to be the better wrestler. Timebomb was just an example of that! Tiffany White DOMINATED Shadowlove, and what chance does he have now when he steps into the ring with seven other competitors who could beat him in less than ten seconds? Honestly, I would have traded him for Sandy Coconutz. She's way better than him at this.
The entire room burst out into another session of laughter. The two had a bit of chemistry on the microphone but it's because they were being themselves. Needless to say, some of the facts spoken by Andre were hard hitting. It's been a while since Shadowlove had actually produced any effort in making himself known in the company rather than mouthing off on social media only to lose on the following Slam of the week. He leaned back in the chair, fixing the headphones covering his ears. Leaning forward into the microphone, the radio host decided to go more deeper into the title match.
Radio Host
I want to ask you some more questions regarding what you have against Shadowlove. To me, he seems like this guy who has a lot of potential, and charisma yet every time when he's given an opportunity to break out of the dead end in his short career, he can never win the big one. Do you think that maybe this is his opportunity to break out from that shell?
"Relentless" Andre Holmes
Hell no. Who has he beaten that was deemed credible? Rage Maxx? Mr. Holden? Andrew Marx? He's what you call a bottom feeder, a sloppy second. Okay, bro code. Your friend dumped his girlfriend, and she comes onto you. Would you smash?
Radio Host
No. You never break that bro code. Never.
"Relentless" Andre Holmes
Exactly but Shadowlove would. Will that make him more credible to be loved or would you disregard him as a loser?
Radio Host
Not even a loser, he's just a punk.
"Relentless" Andre Holmes
Right! That's him. He doesn't have that incentive to prove himself as a formidable threat. You know why? He's going after people's sloppy seconds. Okay, Rage Maxx beaten by me in my debut but he lost to him in his debut then needed help from his more microphone skilled bitch? That's not credible, you got beat by my sloppy seconds, and even needed help to do so. There's no breaking point for him. He's not a break out star or top prospect, who is the ONLY top prospect in WCF for 2016? That's me. I've been fighting ever since I joined, and now I'm on the verge of being a double champion as not only the WCF Tag Team Champion with my own brother, Grayson Pierce but now as the WCF Hardcore Champion as many people in the WCF past has did. So who has the better chance of having a great career in WCF? Is it me or him? Obviously him. He's like a son coming from the end of his semester in middle school with D's, and F's on his report card. A father would be PISSED, not even PISSED, FURIOUS. You send your own children into school to have a good education, go to college, make money, have a good life. Shadowlove is not doing anything in his career. Why should he even continue? This Hardcore Title match is his opportunity but he's not going to grasp it because he's facing people who are TEN TIMES better than him even if they were dead!
Radio Host
So what is your strategy? Better question, why do you want this? You had multiple title matches, and why should you be any different from the rest of your competitors? You have Zombie McMorris, Bonnie Blue, Scathe, and many more. You say Shadowlove can't win but he's in a position just like any of you in the match? Katherine Phoenix is still recognized as the current Hardcore Champion. You're equal in contendership as much as any of them so how would you fair?
He looked down to the edge of the table as a good question just like that was said. Honestly, it was the best damn question he asked in this live session for Montreal, Canada. After a few moments of pondering what to say, the best thing Andre could do was be honest about his answer.
"Relentless" Andre Holmes
You're right. Everyone as equal. Some of us don't believe it like myself but in the eyes of competition, Katherine Phoenix is Hardcore Champion, and the seven of us are her contenders. However, I stand as I said. I believe, and I know it that I can outlast, and even dominate the other seven competitors, well six since Katherine is not even going to show up, but I'm going to go in this match, and use my body as a living biological weapon to bash down heads, and ensure nobody else can even walk. See, I've been in these Hardcore matches, and they change your perspective on life. The moment you leave that ring a broken bloody mess, you're automatically going to think you never want to do this again. Hell yeah, anybody would think that. They're doing it to save their health, thinking of their family, and even ensure they have a good future for their own physical well being. However, I leave the match, look the doctors right in their face, and say...."When can I do that again but even more?!" That's what it means to be Hardcore, and even in more ways than anyone else can think of. Some people are narrow minded but being Hardcore isn't just about picking up weapons, or even using them to bash people in the head or see how much thumbtacks can your body take as a pin cushion. It's something much more, and I think some of the other competitors who are fighting against fail to realize that. Shadowlove for instance, he's not hardcore. He never was, and he never will be. He's just a man whose too focused on himself rather than what's ahead of him. The same mistake he made for the Television Championship at Timebomb when he faced Tiffany White. People ACTUALLY had him winning in some predictions, and his fan base, puny but a fan base still, wanted him to go out there, and prove he could be one of the greatest Television Champions this sport has ever witnessed.
Radio Host
Well, we're running out of time. Is there anything else you'd like to say to Shadowlove before we wrap this up?
"Relentless" Andre Holmes
Yes, Shadowlove. I don't respect you, and you damn sure don't respect me. I know you're probably somewhere trying to convince the fans of WCF that the Hardcore Title is rightfully reserved in your name but don't think that God had your destiny predetermined to be the WCF Hardcore Champion. Fate does NOT work out that way. You make your own, and you haven't even begun to prove why you should be Hardcore Champion. Everything you've done in WCF is nothing but shortcuts, and easy way out. Your little bitch Ms. Miyagi can speak for you all you want but the last time I checked, she wasn't signed to WCF on the Talent Roster, you were. I'm trying to educate you on what's really going on since your brain is filled with Neutrogena face cream, and Nivea lotion. Give or take a few baby lotion oils. This is an EIGHT-MAN Hardcore Title match where your body is going to be ripped, shredded, skimmed or possibly torn apart for the benefit of the fans. As I said before, we had a few quarrels on Twitter where you said you're my superior. Time to prove it Shadowlove. It's time for all the talk you've been talking to me, Dag, Tiffany, Bonnie, and the others in the match to actually do what you said to do. Prove us wrong. Beat us. Is it that hard? I guess so. Could you beat Rage on your own? No! Could you beat Tiffany White? No?! The big ones are MY SPECIALTY! I push myself to the limit every day, and just when you thought that limit was gonna stop me, I break out. I set new standards, higher standards. Standards your little pretty boy ass could never meet even if you had the world's highest ladder. These standards are nothing but pure skill, and the passion to win. Something you have never developed on your own rather than going on a microphone or coming on screen to do a short little speech how your destiny is to be Hardcore Champion when you look like the softcore section on the HBO Go on Demand. Pathetic really if you ask me.
So, it comes down to this Shadow. You finally have your worst nightmare knocking on your door step this Sunday. That little smirk you have, your all "sexy" body that you use to persuade the women you've slept will be NO MORE. I will be the next Hardcore Champion, and I will continue to be the best in the world defending that title day after day like my life DEPENDED on it. As for you, go back to what you do best. Entertain, be a model. I'm gonna stay here, and just fight for my life...one more thing.
FUCK YOU!
