Post by arlissmichaels on Apr 13, 2016 22:22:41 GMT -5
Honey Badger Lands Leading Role In KFC'S First Japanese "Hardcore" Porn Anime Commercial
{LIVE, via satellite, from inside the conference room of AMM, Arli$$ Michaels Management}
The conference room's jammed pack with equipment, cables, swearing technicians, cameramen negotiated lighting arrangements, print reporters, flopped down on folding chairs, gossiping and doodling in their notebooks, television reporters hustled around looking for scraps of information or rumors to give them the edge on their compadres. A dozen microphones are clipped to a podium at the front of the room. Tripod-mounted cameras are arrayed in a semicircle towards the back of the room. The conference room becomes chaotic as the reporters begin shouting his name, the photographers begin clicking away with their cameras like the paparazzi as "Super Sports Agent" Arli$$ Michaels enters, making his way to the podium for a brief statement:
“The crux of Zombie McMorris’ Honey Badger saga takes you to the unusual and unexpected community of a grown man dumpster diving as the resident WCF mascot as he parades his Internet “magic” for a mixed generation of little boys and girls. He has shown the WCF what happens when you switch out a kilo of cocaine, looking for a bigger high, by overdosing on his brand of “dumbass” pills. My client, Shadowlove, already ended you once with “The Dark Gift” when He DDT’d and dumped your sorry ass over the top rope like a “nutsack” of potatoes without even breaking a sweat and eliminating you in the Trilogy Cup Tournament Wildcard Battle Royal. You talk about how “Hardcore” you are, but when the real “heat” is on, you dumpster dive your way right out of an arena. And here I thought you were some kind of "Hardcore Honey Badger”? But during the 6-on-6 No Disqualification Match against #BeachKrew, just exactly how “Hardcore” was it when you were wearing your “Super Chicken” outfit when you flew the coop like you were working at KFC? Was that a furry or a flurry of an eye-popping anime experiences for you? Zombie McMorris, you’re not gay, or even predatorial by nature, you are no psychopath, you are simply just some dude playing dress-up by ironically being overly effeminate. Take my client's advice, Zombie McMorris, GET SOME HOOKED ON PHONICS FOR YOUR DUMBASS EBONICS!”
{The conference room erupts and becomes chaotic, as the reporters begin shouting his name and photographers begin clicking away with their cameras like the paparazzi. "Super Sports Agent" Arli$$ Michaels makes his way out from behind the podium and exits, stage right.}
