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Post by The Polar Phantasm on Apr 20, 2016 12:56:22 GMT -5
@iceberg7
It's finally going to happen, people- Aftermath. Call your cable or satellite provider and tell them you don't want to miss this shit. #TwilightVsPhantasm #Aftermath2016
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Post by The Polar Phantasm on Apr 20, 2016 12:59:13 GMT -5
@iceberg7
Some words are just too powerful to throw around willy-nilly; my favorite of those words, of course, starts with a P. #FaceTheInevitable
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Post by Deleted on Apr 20, 2016 13:11:20 GMT -5
@neonordic
You're still here? For goodness' sake, what is it with all these has beens recently?
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Post by The Polar Phantasm on Apr 20, 2016 15:21:19 GMT -5
@neonordic
You're still here? For goodness' sake, what is it with all these has beens recently? @iceberg7 If you had any idea of what you speak, friend, you'd know full well that I'm no has been. You'd probably do better calling me a nobody; it would be just as insultingly untrue, but at least it wouldn't imply that I'm less qualified to kick the shit out of you than I may have been previously. |
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Post by Jeff Purse on Apr 20, 2016 15:42:16 GMT -5
@neonordic
You're still here? For goodness' sake, what is it with all these has beens recently? @thefuturejeffp #Gross |
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@iceberg7
Apr 20, 2016 16:00:50 GMT -5
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Post by Joey Flash on Apr 20, 2016 16:00:50 GMT -5
@mrflash
dag just ethered this nerd holy shit rip polish phantasm!!!
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Post by Sarah Twilight on Apr 25, 2016 22:52:46 GMT -5
@TheOnlyOne
As it turns out, you've waited four years to have your ass handed to you. I could have told you this back in 2012 ... #KidPhantasm #WasNeverReady
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Post by The Polar Phantasm on Apr 26, 2016 17:43:58 GMT -5
@iceberg7
@theonlyone You won a wrestling match; congratulations. We both know it almost went the other way. We're not finished yet, Twilight; not by a longshot. You'll get yours soon enough. Don't get up; I'll be bringing it to you.
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Post by Sarah Twilight on Apr 26, 2016 19:03:58 GMT -5
@TheOnlyOne
What you fail to understand @iceberg7 is that I am finished with you. You weren't on my radar before I kicked your ass, and you certainly aren't there now. #KidPhantasm #DoneWithYou
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Post by Jeff Purse on Apr 27, 2016 10:55:31 GMT -5
@ TheOnlyOne What you fail to understand @iceberg7 is that I am finished with you. You weren't on my radar before I kicked your ass, and you certainly aren't there now. #KidPhantasm #DoneWithYou @thefuturejeffp What you fail to realize is that you're boring as shit. #Yawn #TwilightIsADude |
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Post by Sarah Twilight on Apr 27, 2016 11:15:09 GMT -5
@TheOnlyOne
Do I need to run you over with a car again, Purse? Your incessant bitching is very tiresome. Seriously, it's not my problem that you are second rate talent. Shut up, and accept the fact that you will never be on my level.
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Post by Jeff Purse on Apr 27, 2016 11:22:16 GMT -5
@ TheOnlyOne Do I need to run you over with a car again, Purse? Your incessant bitching is very tiresome. Seriously, it's not my problem that you are second rate talent. Shut up, and accept the fact that you will never be on my level. @thefuturejeffp Hahahaha. I was wrong before. You are funny. Hahaha. What level is that Twilight? Is it the level that returns for two matches, loses them both, and then disappears without notice only to come back and continue losing? Or maybe its the part where I pretend like I am super good guy and then betray all my friends? Is it the level where I HAVE to use a 2 ton vehicle to get rid of people rather than my skills? Perhaps the level where I eat popcorn that a certain popcorn vendor pissed in? Oh I got it, its the level that Jeff Purse will always, ALWAYS be better than you. Always. |
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Post by Sarah Twilight on Apr 27, 2016 12:36:39 GMT -5
@ TheOnlyOne Do I need to run you over with a car again, Purse? Your incessant bitching is very tiresome. Seriously, it's not my problem that you are second rate talent. Shut up, and accept the fact that you will never be on my level. @thefuturejeffp Hahahaha. I was wrong before. You are funny. Hahaha. What level is that Twilight? Is it the level that returns for two matches, loses them both, and then disappears without notice only to come back and continue losing? Or maybe its the part where I pretend like I am super good guy and then betray all my friends? Is it the level where I HAVE to use a 2 ton vehicle to get rid of people rather than my skills? Perhaps the level where I eat popcorn that a certain popcorn vendor pissed in? Oh I got it, its the level that Jeff Purse will always, ALWAYS be better than you. Always. @ TheOnlyOne ~Youtube.com - Sarah Twilight versus Jeff Purse - World Title Match Ending Clip - Blast 2013~ Jeff shakes off the cobwebs from the shots and charges in at Sarah once again, this time for a shoulder tackle. Sarah sidesteps the rush and Jeff SLAMS into the ringpost shoulder first. As he stumbles back out of the corner, Sarah grabs hold of him and shoots his head between her thighs, turning slightly to position him toward the center of the ring. The crowd is BOOING beyond belief as she hauls him up ... and for the second time tonight she DROPS him with the TWILIGHT ZONE! ONE! TWO! THREE! Bell rings. Kyle Steel: Here is your winner...in a time of 51 minutes and 13 seconds...and STILL WCF World Heavyweight Champion...."The Mistress of Mischief" SARAH TWILIGHT!!!!!! Shannan Lerch: Sarah Twilight making good on her promise to finish the job with Jeff Purse here tonight. ~End Video Clip~ What was that Jeff? Something about you being better than me? Nope. #FactsArePeskyThingsForPurse |
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Post by "Hacksaw" Jim Thuggin on Apr 27, 2016 12:41:52 GMT -5
@thefuturejeffp Hahahaha. I was wrong before. You are funny. Hahaha. What level is that Twilight? Is it the level that returns for two matches, loses them both, and then disappears without notice only to come back and continue losing? Or maybe its the part where I pretend like I am super good guy and then betray all my friends? Is it the level where I HAVE to use a 2 ton vehicle to get rid of people rather than my skills? Perhaps the level where I eat popcorn that a certain popcorn vendor pissed in? Oh I got it, its the level that Jeff Purse will always, ALWAYS be better than you. Always. @ TheOnlyOne ~Youtube.com - Sarah Twilight versus Jeff Purse - World Title Match Ending Clip - Blast 2013~ Jeff shakes off the cobwebs from the shots and charges in at Sarah once again, this time for a shoulder tackle. Sarah sidesteps the rush and Jeff SLAMS into the ringpost shoulder first. As he stumbles back out of the corner, Sarah grabs hold of him and shoots his head between her thighs, turning slightly to position him toward the center of the ring. The crowd is BOOING beyond belief as she hauls him up ... and for the second time tonight she DROPS him with the TWILIGHT ZONE! ONE! TWO! THREE! Bell rings. Kyle Steel: Here is your winner...in a time of 51 minutes and 13 seconds...and STILL WCF World Heavyweight Champion...."The Mistress of Mischief" SARAH TWILIGHT!!!!!! Shannan Lerch: Sarah Twilight making good on her promise to finish the job with Jeff Purse here tonight. ~End Video Clip~ What was that Jeff? Something about you being better than me? Nope. #FactsArePeskyThingsForPurse I prefer this clip. ~Start Video Clip~ And he does! He plants her head into the ground with her entire body still up in the air, stiff as a board. But he doesn’t let up for even one second, however, and immediately pops her up to her feet in time just to hit the Cliché Kick into the stomach…!
And when she doubles over, he floats over her head, wraps his arms around her belly, and then flips over… hitting her with his finish! The Dolphin Driver!
Gravedigger: Jesus H. Christ.
She crumples to the floor and he flips her over, the senior official going down to count the first fall of the match as he pulls out the Getting Swoll pin…
ONE!
Pushup…
TWO!
Pushup…
THREE!
And with one final pushup, he gets to his feet, spits in her general direction, and gets his hand held up for the win!
~End Video Clip~My perfectly human anatomically correct penile function 'got swoll' at watching it once more. |
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Post by Jeff Purse on Apr 27, 2016 13:34:46 GMT -5
@thefuturejeffp
Yes, in the world of wrestling, you lose and you win. I can post things too.
~Youtube~
Sarah back on the assault as she sends a soccer ball kick to Jeff's back. She's toying with him now. Just waiting for him to crawl back to his feet. It takes a few moments for Jeff to shake off the cobwebs, but he manages to get back to his feet, and into the waiting arms of Sarah. She lifts Jeff up for THE TWILIGHT ZONE!!! Jeff slides off of it and for the second time Sarah turns around and she is BLASTED with the SPOKE!!! Jeff immediately falls on her for the cover. Referee in position.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Bell rings.
The crowd goes WILD with cheers as Jeff Purse finally gets his revenge on Sarah Twilight. Purse stands up, taking in the ovation from the capacity crowd at XIII. We fade to another video package.
~end of video~
And this was our...oh yeah the last match we had. I'm up, dude. Or lets talk about accolades. I win everytime there guy.
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Post by Earth-616 Holmes on Apr 27, 2016 13:37:34 GMT -5
@relentlessholmes Fuck your video clips. This is the only one that matters.
*WHERE DEY AT DOE*
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Post by Crystal Knight on Apr 27, 2016 14:44:52 GMT -5
@TheIcePrincess
Sarah, I really think it's about time you understood the meaning of sportsmanship. You behaving like this is exactly why Jeff worried me and Bonnie about you not so long ago.
Honestly with you behaving like this and Andre over there threatening to excessively harm people it really is making me reconsider this whole Trios team thing. Can you please try and behave like a respectable human being for once? Both of you.
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Post by Sarah Twilight on Apr 27, 2016 19:14:18 GMT -5
@TheIcePrincess
Sarah, I really think it's about time you understood the meaning of sportsmanship. You behaving like this is exactly why Jeff worried me and Bonnie about you not so long ago.
Honestly with you behaving like this and Andre over there threatening to excessively harm people it really is making me reconsider this whole Trios team thing. Can you please try and behave like a respectable human being for once? Both of you. @ TheOnlyOne Mind your own fucking business. You wanna be Goofy Girl Scout, that's your problem. Just make DAMN sure you understand the difference between kissing ass and kicking it come Sunday. |
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Post by Crystal Knight on Apr 27, 2016 19:49:54 GMT -5
@TheIcePrincess
Honestly Sarah, what is wrong with just putting on a good match for the fans? Why does it always have to be the extremes with you? Can we not just perform like the professionals we are and shake hands with our opponents after the match? We should set a good example for the young impressionable girls out there, Sarah, and no, cursing at me like you just did is not doing that. Please take a step back and take a good look at yourself in the mirror, do you really think the way you're currently behaving it admirable? Please think, that is all I ask.
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Post by Earth-616 Holmes on Apr 27, 2016 19:53:58 GMT -5
@relentlessholmes Jesus help us if we make it through the first round.
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