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Post by Oblivion on Apr 5, 2016 10:20:22 GMT -5
Viewpoint looking down at forty five candles blazing out of control on a German chocolate cake. Personal viewpoint turns right, seeing a blowtorch.
*SIGH*
*BLOOOOOOOOW*
Oblivion: Happy Birthday to me. Another year, another year I don't get give a flying crap anymore. I only care for one thing, one thing only... WCF!! Katherine Phoenix, Beachkrew and Sugartits... excuse me Wiggle bottoms, no... I mean Thursday, yes!! That's her name. But, Sugartits or Wigglebottom sure fits her better. Doesn't it Jared? How bout you, Katherine you might know.
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Post by Bonnie Blue on Apr 5, 2016 10:35:28 GMT -5
@wcf_bonnieblue I didn't know monsters had birthdays, but what the hell... Happy birthday, you big scary bastard.  |
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Post by Lilith on Apr 5, 2016 10:46:15 GMT -5
@KatPhoenix
....Oblivion is 45 years old?! Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! No wonder you're so fucking weak you pathetic little BITCH!!! No one gives a shit about your birthday, just like no one gives a shit about you "monster". You can take that cake and shove it straight up your wrinkly old ass!!!
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Post by 6ix God on Apr 5, 2016 11:10:46 GMT -5
@sixgodshark
I mean, I tend to call her cuter things than that, but I'll try them out next time we're in the sack. How does it feel getting cucked when you've never even been with the chick?
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Post by 6ix Goddess on Apr 5, 2016 11:11:42 GMT -5
@sixgodshark I mean, I tend to call her cuter things than that, but I'll try them out next time we're in the sack. How does it feel getting cucked when you've never even been with the chick?
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Post by Lilith on Apr 5, 2016 11:18:25 GMT -5
@sixgodshark I mean, I tend to call her cuter things than that, but I'll try them out next time we're in the sack. How does it feel getting cucked when you've never even been with the chick?
He calls me his little minx <3
Omg! That is soooooooo cuuuuuute!!!
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Post by Oblivion on Apr 5, 2016 11:32:17 GMT -5
@oblivionisgod
*snap-snap*
Oblivion: Scoot on over and do your womanly duties, earn your money. Even monsters deserve to have their knobs slobbed over. Katherine Phoenix, bend over and give me that special birthday gift!!
*shake-shake*
Jakob Lister: Thursday you're more special than that and need to be treated like a queen. If you want to be treated better than you are RIGHT NOW.. call me. Dump that loser. #Thursdaypurrlikeakitty
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Post by Chief Tom-O-Hawk on Apr 5, 2016 12:22:04 GMT -5
Happy birthday Obi. Go kill yourself Kat. It would be the perfect birthday present for Obi.
What can I say, I have a soft spot for monsters, truly honest to the heart of sin.
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Post by Bonnie Blue on Apr 5, 2016 13:05:44 GMT -5
@wcf_bonnieblue
Dude...weren't you trying to get in Kat's pants like a week ago?
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Post by 6ix God on Apr 5, 2016 13:33:41 GMT -5
@sixgodshark
I stopped trying to understand anyone in this federation months ago.
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Post by Earth-616 Holmes on Apr 5, 2016 14:18:19 GMT -5
@relentlessholmes I'm surprised there's even an "understanding" in WCF period.
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Post by Teo Blaze on Apr 5, 2016 15:33:41 GMT -5
@sixgodshark I stopped trying to understand anyone in this federation months ago. @mrsunshine This explains so much. |
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Post by Chief Tom-O-Hawk on Apr 6, 2016 1:13:55 GMT -5
@wcf_bonnieblue Dude...weren't you trying to get in Kat's pants like a week ago? I got caught up in the eye-candy but found a bunch of sour grapes instead. I may be experienced, but I'm not immune to a damn fine looking ass, even if it is attached to the insane asylum. Apply a local anesthetic and she just might be lucid enough to pass as friendly .. ish. |
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Post by 6ix God on Apr 6, 2016 3:33:33 GMT -5
@sixgodshark I stopped trying to understand anyone in this federation months ago. @mrsunshine This explains so much. @sixgodshark Normally I'd threaten you, but I'm going to take the high road this time. On the other hand, I fixed your shitty spacing error above ^ Learn to use the "enter" key #fuccboi |
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Post by Teo Blaze on Apr 6, 2016 6:34:54 GMT -5
@mrsunshine This explains so much. @sixgodshark Normally I'd threaten you, but I'm going to take the high road this time. On the other hand, I fixed your shitty spacing error above ^ Learn to use the "enter" key #fuccboi @mrsunshine Jared, I never knew you were so dedicated to improving others' grammar! That is a bona fide public service, my friend! We should make a program out of this! Grammar reform for the Twitter users of the world. We would need a poster child though. Do you think Dag Riddik is busy? |
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Post by Oblivion on Apr 6, 2016 8:20:17 GMT -5
@wcf_bonnieblue
Oblivion turned a new leaf in life. In a way, I no choice. I had an out of body experience. Jakob had his charred skin ripped off of him. Then rinsed with chemicals. He was screaming as they were scrubbing away all that dead tissue.
In the meantime Beachkrew AND Katherine Phoenix were celebrating, as Jakob was hanging onto barely living, staying alive and NO ONE GAVE A FUCK!! But, eventually his true friends showed their faces. The Age of Enlightenment has risen. The glow of positivity will those who stand against Oblivion...
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Post by Lilith on Apr 6, 2016 8:43:30 GMT -5
@wcf_bonnieblue Oblivion turned a new leaf in life. In a way, I no choice. I had an out of body experience. Jakob had his charred skin ripped off of him. Then rinsed with chemicals. He was screaming as they were scrubbing away all that dead tissue. In the meantime Beachkrew AND Katherine Phoenix were celebrating, as Jakob was hanging onto barely living, staying alive and NO ONE GAVE A FUCK!! But, eventually his true friends showed their faces. The Age of Enlightenment has risen. The glow of positivity will those who stand against Oblivion...
Isn't it funny how you even know that NO ONE GIVES A FUCK!!! And yet here you are... coming back time after time... continuing to bore the world with your continued existence  why can't you just do everybody (and even yourself) a favor and just go and die already!!! No body cares about you. No body likes you. No body even gives a fuck about you!!! Get that through your ugly little skull you worthless little shit!!!!!!!
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Post by Bonnie Blue on Apr 6, 2016 9:58:07 GMT -5
@wcf_bonnieblue
Shut up, Katherine. Nobody cares what you think. Even the gross old dude who wanted to get in your pants realizes you're more trouble than you're worth. (No offense Freezerpops.)
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Post by Lilith on Apr 6, 2016 10:21:06 GMT -5
@wcf_bonnieblue Shut up, Katherine. Nobody cares what you think. Even the gross old dude who wanted to get in your pants realizes you're more trouble than you're worth. (No offense Freezerpops.)
Gross old dude?! BONNIE!!! That is no way to talk about your new best friend, Oblivion! What is it with you and being mean to those just wanting to be friends with you you stupid bitch?! That space air messed you up in the head good didn't it, doll face?!
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why can't you just do everybody (and even yourself) a favor and just go and die already!!! No body cares about you. No body likes you. No body even gives a fuck about you!!! Get that through your ugly little skull you worthless little shit!!!!!!!