The Movement That's Burning Over the WCF
Mar 27, 2016 7:15:47 GMT -5
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Post by The Killenial (Caleb Ronan) on Mar 27, 2016 7:15:47 GMT -5
Caleb Ronan is sitting on his bed writing the next entry of his blog. He has two ice packs on his knees.
Caleb Ronan: MOM! CAN I HAVE ANOTHER ICE PACK?
Mrs. Ronan: (from downstairs) Yes, sweetie. Randall is here, by the way.
Caleb Ronan: SEND HIM UP!
Randall walks in.
Randall: Hey, man.
Caleb Ronan: Hey.
Randall: You’re still trying to recover from your match? It was five days ago.
Caleb Ronan: I’m an athlete now, Randall. I have to take care of myself.
Randall: How’s the blog going?
Caleb Ronan: It’s getting a lot of hits. Have you read it yet?
Randall: Um..yeeeah.
Randall looks away.
Randall: I saw the interview you did with Hank Brown.
Caleb Ronan: Can you believe that guy?
Randall: I really think you’re taking this too far. He never even called you “stupid.” He just asked if it was smart for you to take out your phone during your match. And really, was it?
Caleb Ronan: Are you on his side, Randall?
Randall: What? No. I’m trying to get you to see that the guy was doing his job, not insulting you. You’re in the public spotlight now. People are going to scrutinize you. The guy’s a broadcast journalist. It’s his job to ask questions like that. For you to start a Twitter campaign to get him fired is bullshit. Are you going to trying to get everyone fired who asks you questions you don’t like?
Caleb Ronan thinks for a second.
Caleb Ronan: He hurt my feelings, Randall.
Randall: Jesus Christ. Whatever.
Caleb’s father walks in. He throws an ice pack at Caleb.
Mr. Ronan: Caleb, I thought I asked you to take out the trash.
Caleb Ronan: Dad, I’m injured.
Mr. Ronan: Bullshit. I saw you walk down the stairs this morning and pour yourself some Fruit Loops. If you can walk down the stairs for breakfast, you can walk down the stairs to take the trash out. Now get your ass down there and do it.
Mr. Ronan turns around and goes to walk out. Caleb mockingly gives him the Nazi salute. Mr. Ronan quickly turns around to find Caleb doing the salute. Caleb sits there for a second frozen, his eyes jetting back and forth as he thinks of what to do next. Finally, he shoots out of bed and heads down the stairs.
Mr. Ronan: Randall, why couldn’t you have been my son?
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On the Ropes
March 25, 2016
The Movement That's Burning Over the WCF
I have felt the highest of highs and the lowest of lows. I was elated when I won my debut match on Slam this past Sunday, only to be brought down by words of hate from Hank Brown. Then, I find that the WCF will not even support me in my grievance. I guess I’m starting to see the real side of the WCF. Intolerance is tolerated and hate is great.
The only way I can combat such ignorance is by showing that being a #GlobalCitizen is the key to success. The quest begins this Sunday at Explosion when I partner with “The Kraken” Jesper Lund to face the teams of Vulgar and Chaos and Freezer Burn and Andre Jenson. It’s a great chance for me to convert a large number of people to the #GlobalCitizen movement (and the #FireHankBrown movement).
Trust me, all of these men, even my partner, need to re-educated.
The first thing, I should say, however, is that I was mistaken in my last blog post when I criticized Jesper Lund for having a nickname that is offensive to the whites. Apparently, the offensive word in question is “cracker,” not “kraken.” It doesn’t matter. Jesper Lund could still use a little lesson in #GlobalCitizenry. He wants his family to rule over all of mankind. #GlobalCitizens don’t want to rule over the fellow man. They work together to make the world a better place, just like he and I are going to work together to make ourselves a better team and win our big pay-per-view debut at Explosion!
Andre Jenson could use a big lesson in #GlobalCitizenry. He is a millionaire who spends his days pretending that he’s someone he’s not. Can you believe that? There are actually people out there who make up characters for themselves and spend their days pretending to fight each other.
Weird, right?
Anyway, Andre Jenson could use the power and influence that his money naturally gives him to make the world a better place. Hell, even the Koch Brothers use their money to try to do some good, even if they also use their money to fund the Tea Party and other conservative candidates that are trying to destroy the world as we know it.
If he can just see that being a #GlobalCitizen is better than being a LARPer, maybe he’ll realize the error of his ways and join me to make the world a better place.
Hell, he could use his millions to help his partner, Vulgar, and Chaos. Both men have been failed by America. While we worry about ISIS, we’re not seeing the real terrorists in our own backyard: homelessness and mental illness. Both epidemics are deadlier than ISIS. Vulgar and Chaos are both victims.
Vulgar likes to peel his own scars. He takes literally a million drugs to get by. His hair makes him look older than my dad. I can’t imagine ever being that old. His body is broken down. His clothes haven’t been washed in literally ten thousand years. The man clearly needs a shelter that can give him a warm meal and a comfortable cot. And some medical care. We have Obamacare now. We can afford to at least give him a Band-Aid.
I pinned Chaos last week. I thought he might have become a convert after I showed him that being a #GlobalCitizen was better than being extreme, but he has yet to latch on to the movement. His mind is clearly sick and clouded by hate and thoughts of barbed wire and blood. Perhaps I can pin him again this week and show him that being a #GlobalCitizen is Literally Amazing.
Homelessness and mental illness are the things we need to worry about in America, but I guess helping the homeless and the mentally ill won’t help Donald Trump in his campaign, right?
I thought Freezer Burn would understand my philosophy. Hell, I saved him from taking the pinfall from Chaos last week. That’s what a good person does. He acts as a Good Samaritan when he sees people that need help. I won’t look for a fight from Freezer Burn this week. Perhaps he will leave the Billionaire LARPer and join my team of unity in our quest to make the world a better place to leave for our children.
But if he rejects my philosophy, I will have to do what I have to do and turn my back if he calls for my aid.
America is feeling the Bern right now in politics. A lot of people think he has no chance, but I’m very confident that the power of the youth vote will push him over the top at the Democratic National Convention, even if the DNC is doing everything in its power to nominate Hillary.
It’s the same confidence in Bernie that I have in myself. The WCF will feel the burn, the burn of Caleb Ronan and #GlobalCitizenry.
Speaking of burn, #FireHankBrown.
Posted by Caleb Ronan at 8:10 PM
Caleb Ronan: MOM! CAN I HAVE ANOTHER ICE PACK?
Mrs. Ronan: (from downstairs) Yes, sweetie. Randall is here, by the way.
Caleb Ronan: SEND HIM UP!
Randall walks in.
Randall: Hey, man.
Caleb Ronan: Hey.
Randall: You’re still trying to recover from your match? It was five days ago.
Caleb Ronan: I’m an athlete now, Randall. I have to take care of myself.
Randall: How’s the blog going?
Caleb Ronan: It’s getting a lot of hits. Have you read it yet?
Randall: Um..yeeeah.
Randall looks away.
Randall: I saw the interview you did with Hank Brown.
Caleb Ronan: Can you believe that guy?
Randall: I really think you’re taking this too far. He never even called you “stupid.” He just asked if it was smart for you to take out your phone during your match. And really, was it?
Caleb Ronan: Are you on his side, Randall?
Randall: What? No. I’m trying to get you to see that the guy was doing his job, not insulting you. You’re in the public spotlight now. People are going to scrutinize you. The guy’s a broadcast journalist. It’s his job to ask questions like that. For you to start a Twitter campaign to get him fired is bullshit. Are you going to trying to get everyone fired who asks you questions you don’t like?
Caleb Ronan thinks for a second.
Caleb Ronan: He hurt my feelings, Randall.
Randall: Jesus Christ. Whatever.
Caleb’s father walks in. He throws an ice pack at Caleb.
Mr. Ronan: Caleb, I thought I asked you to take out the trash.
Caleb Ronan: Dad, I’m injured.
Mr. Ronan: Bullshit. I saw you walk down the stairs this morning and pour yourself some Fruit Loops. If you can walk down the stairs for breakfast, you can walk down the stairs to take the trash out. Now get your ass down there and do it.
Mr. Ronan turns around and goes to walk out. Caleb mockingly gives him the Nazi salute. Mr. Ronan quickly turns around to find Caleb doing the salute. Caleb sits there for a second frozen, his eyes jetting back and forth as he thinks of what to do next. Finally, he shoots out of bed and heads down the stairs.
Mr. Ronan: Randall, why couldn’t you have been my son?
ontheropes.blogspot.com
On the Ropes
March 25, 2016
The Movement That's Burning Over the WCF
I have felt the highest of highs and the lowest of lows. I was elated when I won my debut match on Slam this past Sunday, only to be brought down by words of hate from Hank Brown. Then, I find that the WCF will not even support me in my grievance. I guess I’m starting to see the real side of the WCF. Intolerance is tolerated and hate is great.
The only way I can combat such ignorance is by showing that being a #GlobalCitizen is the key to success. The quest begins this Sunday at Explosion when I partner with “The Kraken” Jesper Lund to face the teams of Vulgar and Chaos and Freezer Burn and Andre Jenson. It’s a great chance for me to convert a large number of people to the #GlobalCitizen movement (and the #FireHankBrown movement).
Trust me, all of these men, even my partner, need to re-educated.
The first thing, I should say, however, is that I was mistaken in my last blog post when I criticized Jesper Lund for having a nickname that is offensive to the whites. Apparently, the offensive word in question is “cracker,” not “kraken.” It doesn’t matter. Jesper Lund could still use a little lesson in #GlobalCitizenry. He wants his family to rule over all of mankind. #GlobalCitizens don’t want to rule over the fellow man. They work together to make the world a better place, just like he and I are going to work together to make ourselves a better team and win our big pay-per-view debut at Explosion!
Andre Jenson could use a big lesson in #GlobalCitizenry. He is a millionaire who spends his days pretending that he’s someone he’s not. Can you believe that? There are actually people out there who make up characters for themselves and spend their days pretending to fight each other.
Weird, right?
Anyway, Andre Jenson could use the power and influence that his money naturally gives him to make the world a better place. Hell, even the Koch Brothers use their money to try to do some good, even if they also use their money to fund the Tea Party and other conservative candidates that are trying to destroy the world as we know it.
If he can just see that being a #GlobalCitizen is better than being a LARPer, maybe he’ll realize the error of his ways and join me to make the world a better place.
Hell, he could use his millions to help his partner, Vulgar, and Chaos. Both men have been failed by America. While we worry about ISIS, we’re not seeing the real terrorists in our own backyard: homelessness and mental illness. Both epidemics are deadlier than ISIS. Vulgar and Chaos are both victims.
Vulgar likes to peel his own scars. He takes literally a million drugs to get by. His hair makes him look older than my dad. I can’t imagine ever being that old. His body is broken down. His clothes haven’t been washed in literally ten thousand years. The man clearly needs a shelter that can give him a warm meal and a comfortable cot. And some medical care. We have Obamacare now. We can afford to at least give him a Band-Aid.
I pinned Chaos last week. I thought he might have become a convert after I showed him that being a #GlobalCitizen was better than being extreme, but he has yet to latch on to the movement. His mind is clearly sick and clouded by hate and thoughts of barbed wire and blood. Perhaps I can pin him again this week and show him that being a #GlobalCitizen is Literally Amazing.
Homelessness and mental illness are the things we need to worry about in America, but I guess helping the homeless and the mentally ill won’t help Donald Trump in his campaign, right?
I thought Freezer Burn would understand my philosophy. Hell, I saved him from taking the pinfall from Chaos last week. That’s what a good person does. He acts as a Good Samaritan when he sees people that need help. I won’t look for a fight from Freezer Burn this week. Perhaps he will leave the Billionaire LARPer and join my team of unity in our quest to make the world a better place to leave for our children.
But if he rejects my philosophy, I will have to do what I have to do and turn my back if he calls for my aid.
America is feeling the Bern right now in politics. A lot of people think he has no chance, but I’m very confident that the power of the youth vote will push him over the top at the Democratic National Convention, even if the DNC is doing everything in its power to nominate Hillary.
It’s the same confidence in Bernie that I have in myself. The WCF will feel the burn, the burn of Caleb Ronan and #GlobalCitizenry.
Speaking of burn, #FireHankBrown.
Posted by Caleb Ronan at 8:10 PM
