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Post by DeMarcus Jordan on Mar 7, 2016 12:16:18 GMT -5
This just in, to some you know...wrestling based network or magazine or some shit like that.
Ryan Seacrest Type: WCF Superstar and super awesome guy DeMarcus Jordan was brutally attacked at Slam this Sunday by none other than those sneaky little bitches in #BeachKrew. The outcome isn't good for the new superstar, Dr. Horvatt, who helped Jeff Purse through his major neck injury is on the case, though. Here is a statement from him!
Dr. Frank Horvatt: DeMarcus Jordan is in my care, the attack he sustained injured his knee, he will have to have surgery and go through full rehab, there is no telling at this point how long he will be sidelined.
Ryan Seacrest Type: FUCK! That sucks for DeMarcus Jordan and his rag tag band of fellows Rebellution. Stay tuned for updates and shit. PEACE OUT BITCHES!
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Post by John Rabid on Mar 7, 2016 12:19:24 GMT -5
Wow, thats a real shame.
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Post by 6ix God on Mar 7, 2016 12:22:37 GMT -5
@sixgodshark
DeMarcus Jordan: such a loser that Ryan Seacrest reports on him.
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Post by Earth-616 Holmes on Mar 7, 2016 12:23:33 GMT -5
@relentlessholmes Speedy recovery to my boy Jordan.
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Post by John Rabid on Mar 7, 2016 12:27:48 GMT -5
DeMarcus Jordan; gets hit around the head with a steel chair (apparently) suffers a career ending knee injury.
I blame third world made sneakers.
#dontbuynike
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Post by DeMarcus Jordan on Mar 7, 2016 12:28:26 GMT -5
@sixgodshark DeMarcus Jordan: such a loser that Ryan Seacrest reports on him. Ryan Seacrest Type: NOT RYAN SEACREST A RYAN SEACREST TYPE BIITCH!!!! STAY TUNED OR SOME SHIT |
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Post by 6ix God on Mar 7, 2016 12:31:52 GMT -5
@sixgodshark DeMarcus Jordan: such a loser that Ryan Seacrest reports on him. Ryan Seacrest Type: NOT RYAN SEACREST A RYAN SEACREST TYPE BIITCH!!!! STAY TUNED OR SOME SHIT @sixgodshark DeMarcus Jordan: such a loser that even the real Ryan Seacrest won't report on him. |
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Post by John Rabid on Mar 7, 2016 12:32:16 GMT -5
@sixgodshark DeMarcus Jordan: such a loser that Ryan Seacrest reports on him. Ryan Seacrest Type: NOT RYAN SEACREST A RYAN SEACREST TYPE BIITCH!!!! STAY TUNED OR SOME SHIT Chill out D-Marc, you'll fall out your wheelchair. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 7, 2016 12:51:12 GMT -5
DeMarcus Jordan; gets hit around the head with a steel chair (apparently) suffers a career ending knee injury. I blame third world made sneakers. #dontbuynike  |
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Post by DeMarcus Jordan on Mar 7, 2016 13:01:25 GMT -5
DeMarcus Jordan; gets hit around the head with a steel chair (apparently) suffers a career ending knee injury. I blame third world made sneakers. #dontbuynike Ryan Seacrest Type: Johnny Rabid you were there, so I don't understand how you don't remember Wade Moore viciously attacking DeMarcus's knee. NEW BREAKING NEWS, WCF SUPERSTAR AND #BEACHKREW MEMBER JOHNNY RABID HAS BAD EYESIGHT AND NEEDS GLASSES, BECOMING A NERD! George! of the NerdSmashers will be sure to weigh in on this I am sure. |
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Post by John Rabid on Mar 7, 2016 13:11:30 GMT -5
DeMarcus Jordan; gets hit around the head with a steel chair (apparently) suffers a career ending knee injury. I blame third world made sneakers. #dontbuynike Ryan Seacrest Type: Johnny Rabid you were there, so I don't understand how you don't remember Wade Moore viciously attacking DeMarcus's knee. NEW BREAKING NEWS, WCF SUPERSTAR AND #BEACHKREW MEMBER JOHNNY RABID HAS BAD EYESIGHT AND NEEDS GLASSES, BECOMING A NERD! George! of the NerdSmashers will be sure to weigh in on this I am sure. True; I was there. And I also saw you bleed...from the head. But I guess it's easier to fake a knee injury than a full on concussion these days. Still, the result is the same; you have your sicknote. Good luck with your future endeavours, D-Marc. This life was just a bit too tough for you, wasn't it? |
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Post by DeMarcus Jordan on Mar 7, 2016 13:15:03 GMT -5
Ryan Seacrest Type: This just in, WCF Superstar Johnny Rabid is kinda dumb, keeps responding to me, a Ryan Seacrest Type, a reporter assigned to reporting on DeMarcus Jordan's condition, as though he was DeMarcus Jordan. We will keep you updated on this as it doesn't make much sense! Bringing into question, should mental health evaluations be brought into the picture when Seth Lerch is hiring new WCF talent? Sound off in the comment section or whatever people say about stuff like this.
EDIT: Ryan Seacrest Type: Also, nowhere did we say that DeMarcus Jordan wouldn't compete again, just that, you know, he would be out for an undetermined amount of time. WCF Superstar Johnny Rabid doesn't pay attention to news articles. BIG SURPRISE!!!
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Post by John Rabid on Mar 7, 2016 13:25:45 GMT -5
Ryan Seacrest Type: This just in, WCF Superstar Johnny Rabid is kinda dumb, keeps responding to me, a Ryan Seacrest Type, a reporter assigned to reporting on DeMarcus Jordan's condition, as though he was DeMarcus Jordan. We will keep you updated on this as it doesn't make much sense! Bringing into question, should mental health evaluations be brought into the picture when Seth Lerch is hiring new WCF talent? Sound off in the comment section or whatever people say about stuff like this. EDIT: Ryan Seacrest Type: Also, nowhere did we say that DeMarcus Jordan wouldn't compete again, just that, you know, he would be out for an undetermined amount of time. WCF Superstar Johnny Rabid doesn't pay attention to news articles. BIG SURPRISE!!! D-Marc, you do realise that you're the one posting all these "Ryan Seacrest Type", messages right? Very clever though. Is this how you coned your way into a sicknote and extended leave? Or is this an actual case of the Adam Cooper's? "Adam, Adam...is that you?" IN OTHER NEWS: SeaMarcus Jordan throws a hissy when trolled by Rabid over fake injury; COMPLETELY FORGETS that Johnny Rabid brutally attacked his former team mate, Bonnie Blue, last night. Probably because D-Marc is a narcissistic prick who has a case of the yellow streak. Now, wait up D-Marc! You know you can't pull me up on that...it's a "news report", remember? #LOLZ Good Day. |
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Post by Earth-616 Holmes on Mar 7, 2016 13:29:24 GMT -5
@relentlessholmes If you think you are safe from Bonnie, you know what. Good luck Rabid. You'll need it and I'm glad Dune dusted your ass in the match too.
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Post by John Rabid on Mar 7, 2016 13:44:25 GMT -5
@relentlessholmes If you think you are safe from Bonnie, you know what. Good luck Rabid. You'll need it and I'm glad Dune dusted your ass in the match too. Well, that just cuts me to the fucking quick. Listen, everyone knows that Bonnie is a pothead (fact) who dreams of kush created universes where she's a time travelling God. What I don't get, is how you buy into all of that. Are you brain damaged? Did I cause that? (Wishful thinking) Tell me, Third best Andre. Who should I laugh at first? You or Bonnie? I'm going with you; it's that stupid neckbeard you sport. Marvellous. Simply spiffing. I await your Timegod's response. Meanwhile; what does Grayson Battle think? Or is he too busy looking for his face paint and eyeliner? #rebellutionimplosion |
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Post by Earth-616 Holmes on Mar 7, 2016 13:46:24 GMT -5
@relentlessholmes If you think you are safe from Bonnie, you know what. Good luck Rabid. You'll need it and I'm glad Dune dusted your ass in the match too. Well, that just cuts me to the fucking quick. Listen, everyone knows that Bonnie is a pothead (fact) who dreams of kush created universes where she's a time travelling God. What I don't get, is how you buy into all of that. Are you brain damaged? Did I cause that? (Wishful thinking) Tell me, Third best Andre. Who should I laugh at first? You or Bonnie? I'm going with you; it's that stupid neckbeard you sport. Marvellous. Simply spiffing. I await your Timegod's response. Meanwhile; what does Grayson Battle think? Or is he too busy looking for his face paint and eyeliner? #rebellutionimplosion @relentlessholmes Funny how he says #RebellutionImplosion when I'm not the one who got messed up by The Pride. As for my sorority sister, Bonnie, you'll get yours. You always do Rabid. Only a matter of time. (PUN INTENDED) |
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Post by Lilith on Mar 7, 2016 13:48:59 GMT -5
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I have no idea what happened here but whatever happened I'm sure Black Bear deserved it. Can you believe this idiot used to think I was racist? Was super mean to me and then wondered why I didn't like him. It's like... Ummmmmm... No I'm not racist, I just don't like you cos you're MEAN! You unappreciative cookie hating bastard!!!
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Post by John Rabid on Mar 7, 2016 13:51:17 GMT -5
Well, that just cuts me to the fucking quick. Listen, everyone knows that Bonnie is a pothead (fact) who dreams of kush created universes where she's a time travelling God. What I don't get, is how you buy into all of that. Are you brain damaged? Did I cause that? (Wishful thinking) Tell me, Third best Andre. Who should I laugh at first? You or Bonnie? I'm going with you; it's that stupid neckbeard you sport. Marvellous. Simply spiffing. I await your Timegod's response. Meanwhile; what does Grayson Battle think? Or is he too busy looking for his face paint and eyeliner? #rebellutionimplosion @relentlessholmes Funny how he says #RebellutionImplosion when I'm not the one who got messed up by The Pride. As for my sorority sister, Bonnie, you'll get yours. You always do Rabid. Only a matter of time. (PUN INTENDED) Dank meme rescinded on account of substandard comeback D - |
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Post by John Rabid on Mar 7, 2016 13:53:12 GMT -5
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I have no idea what happened here but whatever happened I'm sure Black Bear deserved it. Can you believe this idiot used to think I was racist? Was super mean to me and then wondered why I didn't like him. It's like... Ummmmmm... No I'm not racist, I just don't like you cos you're MEAN! You unappreciative cookie hating bastard!!! Well said, Katherine Holmes! (hardcore champ rite hurr) |
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Post by Logan on Mar 7, 2016 13:57:26 GMT -5
Sounds like someone pulled their Jayson Price. (Get it? Like how Price used to get injured twice a month? ... fuck you)
Damn. I wish Steve Orbit would get injured so I didn't have to face that Logan jobber every week.
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