Post by Micky Saint on Mar 6, 2016 13:59:46 GMT -5
*A youtube ripped 8bit instrumental plays over a black screen with green letters bleeding through giving the credits for a youtube wrestling show giving the shows name as "ROOKIE TALK"*
The screen switches over to Andrew Marx sitting on a stool in front of a backdrop with the shows name printed across it. He sits comfortably in a long tailed blazer with a black hoodie underneath and the hood up over his head wearing the small rimmed sun glasses he covets so much and a T-Shirt Reading "keep calm and crack a few skulls" with his pants being black also the only colour on him is a bright red pair of DC high tops designed to catch the eye. The music fades out and the interviewer introduces his guest
Interviewer: Ladies and Gentlemen my name is Todd Richards and this is rookie talk the show that takes some of the newest wrestlers to crack the international scene and grill them about who they are, where and will be in the future but you already know that, what you may not know is who the man sitting in front of my camera is
Marx: Oh they know who I am, they are the people remember and the people aren't the biggest fans of old Andy Marx right now know what I mean flower?
Todd: Well you did take a shot at the peoples champion that doesn't tend to draw the ire of the people
Marx: I think you meant to say the attention of the people there Todd
Todd: Riiiight, so yes folks my guest on Rookie Talk this week is none other than "The Devil On Your Shoulder" Andrew Marx, welcome to the show man
Marx: Cheers for having me on
Todd: So lets get right into this, this interview is being filmed the wednesday after Timebomb so you have had a couple of days now to mull over what must of been a shock booking for this week's upcoming slam. Considering you partner is your opponent for the peoples title next wednesday a man who's career you took a shot at ending on the last Wednesday night show and the man who only 3 days ago tried to take a shot at ending yours. We would normally get into some background and stuff with this but really these are the questions everyone wants to know
Marx takes a drink from a bottle of water and double checks it's ok to light his blunt in the room, he does so and exhales heavily into the air creating a fog right from the get go
Marx: How do I feel about tagging with Teo this week? It's a strange thing because from a professional standpoint it makes sense to me, it would make sense to any wrestler worth his salt in the business. But beyond the professionality it is honestly the most frustrating thing a promoter can do when your are spending at least a little bit of your daily training regiment preparing for a Title match, preparing yourself to get in the ring and hurt someone only to be made the person responsible for their survival just days before. I mean don't get me wrong if me and Teo decided to walk to the ring, put it in the locker and leave it there for 3 minutes Andre and Hatcher wouldn't stand a damn chance against us. It would be like a demon and an angel taking on God and the Devil himself I mean look at these guys, Hatcher looks like the first man I ever knocked out, it was in the Elephants head, the guy looked like he was walking around with a peeled lime in his mouth, a face only a mother could love enough to stop at one punch because the rest of us wanna grind it into the ground so we never have to see it again. If I had my way this would just be me and Hatcher, a salty old bastard like Hatcher would be a great fight and the look on his humiliated face when I left him lying would be beautiful, who knows maybe the allure of that fight alone will bring me to the apron on Sunday
Todd: Ok so if we are going on a hypothetical that this match is just gunna go down straight like any other what about Andre, he isn't exactly a normal performer
Marx: Fuck you are telling me, look I'm the guy who wears a fucking fur coat to the ring, I'm the guy who brings an umbrella with him to somewhere there is no chance of rain, hell I look like a male model Cobblepot I am normally the weirdest looking thing in the ring but this guy is.....
He shakes his and takes another toke and a sip from his water bottle collecting his thoughts carefully
Marx: I grew up in Camden London Town, my Grandad was an old loan shark who followed the old Wiccan Ways of Somerset where these people get naked and dance in a field on any given Tuesday night notoriety for the strange and the violent has followed the Marx name for years ever since we took it from the Comedians and Economists who mistreated it in the past. I have always been the strangest guy in the room and I know that's a big thing to say in a business like this and especially in a company that boasts people like Obi and Torture but this guy is meant to be what like a level 100 troll mage or something? HOW THE HELL IS THIS MAN IN THE WRESTLING BUSINESS
Todd: He has a lot of money
Marx: What? This man joined a combat sport organisation because he was rich? What the fuck kinda logic is that, hold on, what the fuck this guys a fucking Friends storyline, like straight up is anyone checking this shit for copyright? You know what I mean right?
Todd: Wasn't really a fan to be honest with you
Marx: Ok lemme tell the story, basically Monica is dating this guy called Pete who is this multi millionaire tech guy or whatever, he is the master of everything he ever did so one day he makes the decision to try and conquer the physical world also. He gets a trainer, buys an octagon and private fighting gym and decides to enter the UFC, he loses a lot and she ends up leaving him due to not wanting to watch him get killed over and over. How many girlfriends do you think Andre Jenson is gunna be able to buy himself if all they ever see is him getting his ass kicked on TV? Lemme say this in case he watches this
Todd: Ok but we are nearly out of time so closing statement real quick
Marx: Andre you don't belong in this world, the only magic that will ever come from you being in this locker room will be the day you disappear from it without a trace, as for Hatcher I already said it, dude I am going to hurt you so bad for no other reason than the fact I don't like your face. AND FINALLY TO MR DEL SOL, fuck Teo Del Sol
*The show fades to black with him smiling at the camera with his blunt in his mouth, he winks as we finally go all the way to black*
The screen switches over to Andrew Marx sitting on a stool in front of a backdrop with the shows name printed across it. He sits comfortably in a long tailed blazer with a black hoodie underneath and the hood up over his head wearing the small rimmed sun glasses he covets so much and a T-Shirt Reading "keep calm and crack a few skulls" with his pants being black also the only colour on him is a bright red pair of DC high tops designed to catch the eye. The music fades out and the interviewer introduces his guest
Interviewer: Ladies and Gentlemen my name is Todd Richards and this is rookie talk the show that takes some of the newest wrestlers to crack the international scene and grill them about who they are, where and will be in the future but you already know that, what you may not know is who the man sitting in front of my camera is
Marx: Oh they know who I am, they are the people remember and the people aren't the biggest fans of old Andy Marx right now know what I mean flower?
Todd: Well you did take a shot at the peoples champion that doesn't tend to draw the ire of the people
Marx: I think you meant to say the attention of the people there Todd
Todd: Riiiight, so yes folks my guest on Rookie Talk this week is none other than "The Devil On Your Shoulder" Andrew Marx, welcome to the show man
Marx: Cheers for having me on
Todd: So lets get right into this, this interview is being filmed the wednesday after Timebomb so you have had a couple of days now to mull over what must of been a shock booking for this week's upcoming slam. Considering you partner is your opponent for the peoples title next wednesday a man who's career you took a shot at ending on the last Wednesday night show and the man who only 3 days ago tried to take a shot at ending yours. We would normally get into some background and stuff with this but really these are the questions everyone wants to know
Marx takes a drink from a bottle of water and double checks it's ok to light his blunt in the room, he does so and exhales heavily into the air creating a fog right from the get go
Marx: How do I feel about tagging with Teo this week? It's a strange thing because from a professional standpoint it makes sense to me, it would make sense to any wrestler worth his salt in the business. But beyond the professionality it is honestly the most frustrating thing a promoter can do when your are spending at least a little bit of your daily training regiment preparing for a Title match, preparing yourself to get in the ring and hurt someone only to be made the person responsible for their survival just days before. I mean don't get me wrong if me and Teo decided to walk to the ring, put it in the locker and leave it there for 3 minutes Andre and Hatcher wouldn't stand a damn chance against us. It would be like a demon and an angel taking on God and the Devil himself I mean look at these guys, Hatcher looks like the first man I ever knocked out, it was in the Elephants head, the guy looked like he was walking around with a peeled lime in his mouth, a face only a mother could love enough to stop at one punch because the rest of us wanna grind it into the ground so we never have to see it again. If I had my way this would just be me and Hatcher, a salty old bastard like Hatcher would be a great fight and the look on his humiliated face when I left him lying would be beautiful, who knows maybe the allure of that fight alone will bring me to the apron on Sunday
Todd: Ok so if we are going on a hypothetical that this match is just gunna go down straight like any other what about Andre, he isn't exactly a normal performer
Marx: Fuck you are telling me, look I'm the guy who wears a fucking fur coat to the ring, I'm the guy who brings an umbrella with him to somewhere there is no chance of rain, hell I look like a male model Cobblepot I am normally the weirdest looking thing in the ring but this guy is.....
He shakes his and takes another toke and a sip from his water bottle collecting his thoughts carefully
Marx: I grew up in Camden London Town, my Grandad was an old loan shark who followed the old Wiccan Ways of Somerset where these people get naked and dance in a field on any given Tuesday night notoriety for the strange and the violent has followed the Marx name for years ever since we took it from the Comedians and Economists who mistreated it in the past. I have always been the strangest guy in the room and I know that's a big thing to say in a business like this and especially in a company that boasts people like Obi and Torture but this guy is meant to be what like a level 100 troll mage or something? HOW THE HELL IS THIS MAN IN THE WRESTLING BUSINESS
Todd: He has a lot of money
Marx: What? This man joined a combat sport organisation because he was rich? What the fuck kinda logic is that, hold on, what the fuck this guys a fucking Friends storyline, like straight up is anyone checking this shit for copyright? You know what I mean right?
Todd: Wasn't really a fan to be honest with you
Marx: Ok lemme tell the story, basically Monica is dating this guy called Pete who is this multi millionaire tech guy or whatever, he is the master of everything he ever did so one day he makes the decision to try and conquer the physical world also. He gets a trainer, buys an octagon and private fighting gym and decides to enter the UFC, he loses a lot and she ends up leaving him due to not wanting to watch him get killed over and over. How many girlfriends do you think Andre Jenson is gunna be able to buy himself if all they ever see is him getting his ass kicked on TV? Lemme say this in case he watches this
Todd: Ok but we are nearly out of time so closing statement real quick
Marx: Andre you don't belong in this world, the only magic that will ever come from you being in this locker room will be the day you disappear from it without a trace, as for Hatcher I already said it, dude I am going to hurt you so bad for no other reason than the fact I don't like your face. AND FINALLY TO MR DEL SOL, fuck Teo Del Sol
*The show fades to black with him smiling at the camera with his blunt in his mouth, he winks as we finally go all the way to black*
