Post by arlissmichaels on Mar 3, 2016 20:42:07 GMT -5
BREAKING NEWS!:LIVE, via satellite, from inside the conference room of AMM, Arli$$ Michaels Management. . .
The conference room's jammed pack with equipment, cables, swearing technicians, cammeramen negotiated lighting arrangements, print reporters, flopped down on folding chairs, gossiping and doodling in their notebooks, television reporters hustled around looking for scraps of information or rumors to give them the edge on their compadres. A dozen microphones are clipped to a podium at the front of the room. Tripod-mounted cameras are arrayed in a semicircle towards the back of the room. The conference room becomes chaotic as the reporters begin shouting his name, the photographers begin clicking away with their cameras like the paparazzi as "Super Sports Agent" Arli$$ Michaels enters, making his way to the podium for a brief statement.
Arli$$ Michaels: In lieu of this "major announcement" from The International Champion Dagvald Riddik, why trust various sources when the truth is out there. Dag Riddik must think that it is fine to trounce everyone's 1st Amendment Right. Someone please inform this immigrant that, "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances".Thank you!. . .
On a Samsung 60" Black LED 1080P Smart HDTV hanging on the wall behind Arli$$ Michaels shows a tweet exchange from earlier:
@handsomehalfbreed
Dag, watching you trying to go toe-to-toe with Katherine (Phoenix) has been quite comical. Your conclusions about women are all wrong. If, you plan on being a clone of Bonnie Blue then you're right. Obviously, you were never taught about "The Birds and The Bees". Without women, you wouldn't even have been born. Then again, maybe "Papa" Riddik was playing "Romancing The Sheep"? So when your Daddy pissed in your ear and told you it was raining, did you love dancing in the rain?
@neonordic
You, you worthless smegma-stained cheekbone, have just started a fight you are utterly uncapable of finishing. Do you honestly believe you can simply step up to the plate of Dagvald Riddik, swing your little bat, and step away? You may very well be the most indescribably, unapologetically stupid pile of kidney stones I have ever had the misfortune of enountering either physically or digitally. You think what you said was clever, or jarring to me? You're going to have to do better than that, but it's lucky for you it's the thought that counts. Listen here, you miserable American "playboy" faggot, this shan't be the last time you hear from me. Do not, however, expect some sort of scathing remarks to be ping-ponged over the internet as my form of vengeance. With people like you, it's better to let actions speak louder than words.
The conference room erupts and becomes chaotic, as the reporters begin shouting his name and photographers begin clicking away with their cameras like the paparazzi.
Arli$$ Michaels: My client, "The Handsome Half-breed" Shadowlove, knows that your actions are that of a wayward "sheep" that has lost its flocking mind. My Client, would like to ask you one question, and I quote, Shadowlove, "Dag, what did your "Shepard" daddy, "Papa"Riddik, say to the sheep on the night that you were conceived? "Papa" Riddik said, "I hear my wife coming, let's get the flock out of here! BAAAAAAAAAAAAA!". . .
Arli$$ Michaels tries to hold back a laugh but joins in with the media.
Arli$$ Michaels: Dagvald Riddik, your actions are quite laughable. My Client challenges you, for the one thing that you seem to hold so dearly, your International Championship in a Hell-In-The-Cell Match! But wait Dagvald, what is your incentive? How about what you, and the other "Top" Talent have been afraid to do? Dagvald, Are You "Talented" Enough To End The Career Of "The Handsome Half-breed" Shadowlove?!?!
The conference room erupts and becomes chaotic, as the reporters begin shouting his name and photographers begin clicking away with their cameras like the paparazzi. "Super Sports Agent" Arli$$ Michaels makes his way out from behind the podium and exits, stage right. as the satellite feed. . .ENDS!
