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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Mar 4, 2016 23:13:33 GMT -5
@thefutureking You looked like an idiot the moment you came out with your regular game plan LOL. Den you realized that shit wasn't working out so you took a new approach How's that workin for you? LOL Griff gon be here soon to clean you up, I'm checkin out once more to follow 'the rules' [Insert Z-Mac begging me to come back cuz he desperate af to try get back at me ROLF]  |
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Mar 5, 2016 0:23:05 GMT -5
Yo, WZF! What it do, what it DO? LOL Check it. I done heard all about it. HOw the Pride is layin WASTE to ya boi ZMAC. STR8 UP killin him with McDonalds or sum shit. Nig, MickyD's is like goin to a 5 star joint, tah me. I got all this cash flow from being a double champ that I'm up on that 5 Guys N' Shit. I done moved up in the world.. Where you bois are still fighting tooth and nail to show the world that you 'bodied' Me. LOL You FGTs ain't done shit. And this won't end well for you. Ol' Z can hear it now.. The Pride, callin up their loved ones. Talkin bout their contract and shit. How they got this match with Z' then realized it ain't what they thought it was. Callin up Seth.. Call up everybody they know and bein like:  LOL Yah son, ya'll did Conquer. The. Dank |
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Mar 5, 2016 12:38:20 GMT -5
Grif, if YOU or the other Pride FGTs think that YOU not being around for more then a day str8 iz gonna get you this strap around my THICK then LOL You trio of fuccbois got another thang k-k-k-kummin. And its more like a 3 man dog pile of a fucking BOOT PARTY. A triple Dove Killah up in this bitch. 2 with each of my legs but you, Grif, you gone get my dick slapped right across ya cheek bone. Knock a mother fucker out. Mother fuckin' white girl wasted. Mother Fuckin #Pride_Pathetic Cuz if'n this is where you chose to make your mark as a group- as a person - as Griffin, soon to be WCF spotlight extraordinaire, then well.. But like the rest of the wold pack.. it'll be a hell of journey. But did you die ( LOL ) ? Yes. Yes you did. on the inside. Where it matters most. CONQUER. THE. DANK |
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Mar 5, 2016 12:50:36 GMT -5
PRIDE FICTION
it was a chilly day, that kind of day that laid in between winter and spring. The morning were cold, low 20's and the mid day tried its best to break into 50'. It was cold but The Pride, they had escaped all that nonsense with a tropical getaway. On this particular trip, the sand was warm, almost too hot for the toes. The Sun baked the three men that huddled together in a #Pride_Pile. Appendages were everywhere, toes, knuckles, joints, reproductive dangles and anus. The three men were, sweaty and full of seductive passion. Griffin was in the middle of the pile, doing his best to keep base with the vigorous thrusting of Ethan King, power bottoming the shit out of Griff while Eddie Felt bare backed on top, whispering sweet encouragements into Griffs ear.
The grunts.
The Groans..
The excitement..
The fluids...
#Pride_Fiction.
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Mar 5, 2016 13:03:58 GMT -5
Yo, QQRIFF ( Dats Griffin for those who dont get the joke )
Yo Pride.
LOL
You bois sure you dont want ol' Z to make OG content; write you up somethin real sexy.
LOL
its kool, honey beader knows you be strugglin with the S.C., the Shia Clap.
You been strugglin with ol' Z, too.
Just do us all a favor, QQRIFFIN
Just reply to this thread with your formal campaign withdrawal into your quest to attain the WZF Internet Championship.
No one will think less of you. Don't worry. Cuz no one thinks anything of you now
LOL
Conquer. The. Dank
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Mar 5, 2016 14:36:23 GMT -5
So why do u call urselfs the pride?
Clearly it's not pride In winning
Lol
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Mar 5, 2016 19:26:37 GMT -5
Yo, griffs post r so hawt right now that they invisible
Lol
Yo, do I need heat vision to see all.the fire u spiting?
If so, hook a mother fucker up
Lol
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Mar 5, 2016 19:39:59 GMT -5
It's been 2 days since griff hopped in.his invisible jet and took the fuck off
Lol
Gone, on his way to never land, to never grow up abd never get fucked by ol z
To bad it gone happen anyway
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Mar 5, 2016 19:47:37 GMT -5
Lol fucking EK trying to save face and cover griffs track marks.. But we all knew he turned tail and ran
Where e. Felt? Did the pride just randomly drop to one dude to dumb to Kew he's getting azz fucked by a shia clap?
Lol yep
Conquer. The. Dank
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Mar 6, 2016 0:16:43 GMT -5
Going on 3 days no griff.. match called.
Zmav.wins. perfect
Conquer. The. Dank
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Mar 6, 2016 3:13:35 GMT -5
Yo, Griff. I know you around, I heard Jenny the intern tellin everyone that you dropped off your promo transcript. Soyou got time to start up a promo for your Slam! match but you ain't got time for ol' Z.
I might be offended, if'n I could be. But I ain't. I understand. Ol' Z gotcha. You gotta cut your losses ( LOL and trust ol' Z. You fuckin lost ) and go on with your match with the Pride. Must be a trend because EK been tryin to salvage your Internet travesty but he ain't doing you any favors as I drag him down the rabbit hole.
Yah, thats thing. Its been a thing for a long while. Long before you got here and long before Zione Reddington over here done re-rolled his gimmick to come up with the bright idea of ZMACS personal Shia clap bitch.
And wheres Eddie Felt? Dude, LOL where ya been? You see all this and staying the fuck away because you know that you wouldnt do any better. Speaking of all that though, glad I could drag you boys into this match. Jumpin in on this thread is the same as jumpin in on my cock and well, lets face it; everyone real your ' not so fictitious ' fan fiction. It read more like a 'how to' on Beach Krew faggotry; except it had more lotion and not enough Molly to get turnt up on.
You bois every get turnt up? Like really fuckin burnt? Melt into the floor, kinda burnt?
Doubt. No way. Not my problem. Fuckin queer indians over here tryin to pots and pan for the wedding cake. Psh.. Not my problem. thats what I say.
LOL
I smoke rocks. I smoke rat poison. I kill doves when I take a shower. I get really really bad hair cuts when I make a face turn. I have a son that wrestles... and a son I thought I found but then kinda forgot about. I live in a dumpster in the back of a TJ Maxx after the gast station my dumpster was at closed down.
I gots problems. Well, not problems. More like solutions- ideas. I got things going on that you fuccbois didnt even know were things.
Youre just excited and preoccupied with making a splash.
funny.
didnt know water could splish-splash all the way down at the bottom of the mariana trench
LOL
But Wednesday Night, after your high from winning and your long weekend of MNT Dew and and Smores snacks; dat Re-Ali-Z, is gonna kick in. Its going to k-k-k-k-ummm knockin down doors like the koolaid man. Pop up and level a square city block with Dank Memes and
( skip a line )
MOTHER FUCKIN LINE SKIPS
I swear I'm not as self aware as I portray myself to be ( spoilers: I so totally am )
I'm also aware enough to know what it takes to beat me, whoop me, put me in the fucking dirt on this Internet Trip and the three of you combined coudnt do that shit even if I gave you an instruction manual.
So insted:
Step 1- suspend your campaign for the Internet Title
Step 2- quit
step 3- re- roll your gimmicks
step 4 - Oh heeey,, Zione Reddington- you returned from your hiatus in the Himalayas. Wow, that took you just enough time for EK to come and go and gee, now you're back - and wrestler X ( cuz lets face it griffin- you uncreative fuck , thats the best you're going to do ) you're going to change the landscape of WZF as we know it, right? Right?
RIIGHHTT?
LOL And Eddie Felt decided to hang it up from pro wrestling because hes a multimillionair at 22 and fuck all with that wrestlin shit until he gets the urge to 'hurt' people again because hes an idiot that read 50 Shades one too many times because dat Ana Steel chick, she just wasnt believable enough and fuck her for getting all the man meat, amirite?
LOl
Yah son, I am.
I always fuckin am.
So whats it going to be? Conceit to a loss or Conceit to a full blown out week of the entire Pride getting its collective fuccboi azz handed to them?
Please, choose option 2.. I got so much more RECYCLED MATERIAL
fuckin k-yuntz
Conquer. The. Dank
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Post by "Iron Heart" Ethan King on Mar 6, 2016 3:17:55 GMT -5
@thefutureking
just came back in to check what was happening in here...
LMAO zmac been bodying himself so fuckin hard Griff hasn't had to say a word!
nice work Zmac u really carrying dis internet division hard rite now!!!! LOL
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Mar 6, 2016 3:19:56 GMT -5
@thefutureking just came back in to check what was happening in here... LMAO zmac been bodying himself so fuckin hard Griff hasn't had to say a word! nice work Zmac u really carrying dis internet division hard rite now!!!! LOL  |
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Mar 6, 2016 3:27:36 GMT -5
See Griff, I nut so hard in your mouth that ya bois all Jelly, he wants me to azz fuck him too. And I am.
He aint even in this match and hes stepping into the world that he knows nothing about to get butt fucked by the best.
Every time he posts -> I win
Every time YOU don't post -> I win
any time anyone does anything - > I win
Its my belt bois. Ya'll just dreamin.
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Mar 6, 2016 3:33:38 GMT -5
Remembers bois:
I'm the Internet Champ -> Its what I do
LOL
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Post by The Griffin #7/11 on Mar 6, 2016 3:40:27 GMT -5
@amazinggriffin Can't believe he's saying the same shit over and over again. Not even worth replying to. @amazinggriffin Tell me more about how I fell into your trap about you recycling your same old lines, ZMAC. Make it seem like that was your master stroke all along. That'll be fun. Tell me about how you're winning. Or dank memes from 2005. Or whatever the fuck else you wanna do. @amazinggriffin ZMAC right now - imgur.com/gallery/n8umjWj |
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Mar 6, 2016 10:12:15 GMT -5
@amazinggriffin Can't believe he's saying the same shit over and over again. Not even worth replying to. @amazinggriffin Tell me more about how I fell into your trap about you recycling your same old lines, ZMAC. Make it seem like that was your master stroke all along. That'll be fun. Tell me about how you're winning. Or dank memes from 2005. Or whatever the fuck else you wanna do. @amazinggriffin ZMAC right now - imgur.com/gallery/n8umjWjZmac whoops griff in one sided land slide of a match.. more at 11 Lol |
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Mar 6, 2016 12:17:37 GMT -5
Major announcement:
Zmacs still killing this internet match
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Post by The Griffin #7/11 on Mar 6, 2016 15:59:36 GMT -5
@amazinggriffin
Major Announcement:
ZMAC's ass is officially jealous of all the shit that comes out of his mouth. More at 11.
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Mar 6, 2016 16:14:18 GMT -5
@amazinggriffin Major Announcement: ZMAC's ass is officially jealous of all the shit that comes out of his mouth. More at 11. |
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