Post by Great Power Buti on Mar 1, 2016 13:18:59 GMT -5
“What’s the Buzz?” with The Great Power Buti
*We see Bryan “Buzz” Worthy in his neon green WCF blazer sitting on a traditional “two chairs one fern” set. There are posters on the wall behind him advertising the fed’s upcoming Explosion PPV as well as the WCF 2k16 video game.*
Buzz: Wrestling Championship Federation is always attempting to grow as a company. One way of doing this is by filling its already stacked roster with the best competitors from all corners of the world. My first guest is one such example of WCF’s International Talent Initiative. A renowned performer in her home country of Nigeria, please welcome The Great Power Buti.
*A second camera shows Buti sitting opposite Buzz. She has on a bedazzled jeans jacket over a peach colored blouse and white yoga pants.*
Buti: Hello, Bryan "Buzz" Worthy. I appreciate the show and talk about myself and why I love wrestling Championship Wrestling Federation.
Buzz: Tell us a little about your background.
Buti: I was born in Nigeria, as you say. My family is very excited and very confident. We can travel the world as royalty! But the easiest way is for me. I want to be more traditional African princess. I remain, as was said, the black sheep of the family, causing scandals.
Buzz: What kind of scandals?
*Her Royal Heineyness looks down at her lap, her hands fidgeting nervously as she recalls her great shame.*
Buti: I hurt my Power.
Buzz: Power? You mean, ah, the power given to you by your, ah, developed….. gluteus muscles?
Buti: Yes. I be lucky enough to be born with a great gift, and I use it. I destroyed my marriage. I ruin lives. So many Miss BumBum pageants winner to be migrated from Brazil! Nikki Minaj slap me VMAs for being too cheeky! But I care nothing about it. I was a diva. When I worked Shake is like Song of the Sirens, luring men and women to their dooms!
*Tears begin to flow under the umbrella of Buti’s long false lashes. Buzz hands her an official WCF Crying Towel for her to dry her eyes.*
Buzz: But you did realize the error of your ways, and made adjustments to become someone better.
Buti: Very true. I can climb out of the hole ass for me. It is through struggle channeled Power for good, the size, and become one of the top winners! Now I'm here in the Championship Wrestling Federation to fight the people who are the most beautiful in the world. It is a huge honor!
Buzz: This coming Slam you are booked in a match for the Television Championship. It will be your second attempt to win the title.
Buti: Thank you for remembering match on WCF Wednesday Night Bryan "Buzz" Worthy. I came so very close the first time by beating Television Champion Stuart Slane. Now I will try again, but it would end differently, because I won!
Buzz: You won’t be the only wrestler fighting Slane for his belt. Travis Tusk and the Rad Russian are also competing.
Buti: I know. It is difficult to match, when hermaphrodite stones Rad Russia and cat fancier Travis Immigrants and fight to get a gift that is Television Title. But none of them Power Imperial me.
*The Nigerian Wet Dream bounces to her feet and juts her posterior into Worthy’s personal space. The interviewer is stunned.*
Buzz: Um-
Buti: Bryan "Buzz" Worthy, do you see it? Do you see the Power of Buti?
Buzz: It is hard to miss from this vantage.
*Worthy nervously adjusts his tie.*
Buti: Will you hear it?
*Buzz now looks like he needs the Official WCF Flop Sweat Towel. His neck is craned back as far as the chair will allow to keep his face free and clear of Buti’s proffered backside.*
Buzz: Hear it? No. I don’t think that would be appropriate.
Buti: Do you have a report, Bryan "Buzz" Worthy? Do you want to be righteous?
Buzz: Yes, but-
Buti: A butt! Do it! Reporting that is true! This Power of Buti, indeed, real, and that touch you can feel it!
*Slowly, hesitantly, as professionally as possible, Buzz gives The Back Loaded Brawler’s right cheek a thump with his knuckles.*
Buzz: Firm.
*Great Power Buti, satisfied, turns and rests on her assets.*
Buzz: I’m afraid we are running out of time. Great Power Buti, any last words on your upcoming title bout at Slam?
Buti: Only these words I do not have. Stuart Slane, you can become a champion. Rad Russia, you can be transformed. Travis Immigrant, you can be nostalgic. But Great Power Buti was followed by the dream of winning the WCF Gold! She will not stop until the day comes that she can add her name to the list of wrestlers who possess the title! I pledge to work my tail bone up this fantasy become a reality. Thank you.
*And that’s the end.*
