Getting To Know The Pride

["Iron Heart" Ethan King]

@thefutureking

Awww look how mad this guy is, dag cooper beef tenderballs got bodied and now he's goin all hostile n shit.

Dis guy is a fuckin alien fr fr

[Logan]

I'm calm as fack. Yeah I'm an alien. I probed your Mom. #COOPERPROBE

[The Griffin #7/11]

@amazinggriffin

Already garbage. Pfft. Please. This comes from a member of the resident Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch group of the WCF.


@amazinggriffin

Cooper just worried about how his alien mothership might feel our Good Vibrations.

[Logan]

Here's the facts. You probably aren't even going to get booked on Slam. I'm just saying.

["Iron Heart" Ethan King]

@thefutureking

This guy tryna pull some of that Dag Riddik Cooper shit, actin like he don't care.

This lizard alien so desperate to get some relevance from us, just like dag did LMAO

[The Griffin #7/11]

@amazinggriffin

Better than being trotted out there like the sideshow act of the WCF #savethefunkybunch


@amazinggriffin

Here's the facts: In less than two days, we've made more of an impact on here than Adam Cooper and any of your little family #wincest friends ever could. Don't be mad at us that we actually have a stable that's going places and yours is headed for the pre-show card on a WCF Network special LOL

["Iron Heart" Ethan King]

@thefutureking

Without us, Dag Tenderballs would be just another international champion no-one cared about!

Now? He's known for being the guy that got #murkt by The Pride!

We can help elevate you too, Logan!

[The Griffin #7/11]

@amazinggriffin

For someone that's apparently been around so long with such a wide list of accomplishments, Logan Cooper is surprisingly irrelavant, huh?


@amazinggriffin

I guess even a couple of fifteen pound gold belts can't make people care about him.

[Logan]

(OOC: You guys are hilarious. I don't even know what to say to half of these things! Going to bounce before I get destroyed anymore. Glad you're apart of the WCF. Can't wait to see what The Pride does for Slam. Much love! )

[The Griffin #7/11]

(OOC: Thanks so much for that man, we love your shit. Hopefully we get to face you guys in the future, we've got a lot of natural chemistry in regards to trash talk between the Pride and the Family! Thanks again for the kind words.)

[Deleted]

@riddikuler

Oh, for the love of... Logan, don't entertain the Pringles. If you ignore them, they'll get bored and leave. I mean, they haven't anything holding them here. They have accomplished nothing, they never will accomplish anything, and they'll just go the way of Rage Maxx or Adam Bass. Just another enhancement talent that served its purpose and went peacefully into the night. I don't quite see the purpose of wasting your time with such bacteria suckers at the bottom of the barrel. Oh, that reminds me, we still on for the hunt this Thursday? Haven't heard from you much since you got wasted like a dumbass after celebrating beating Orbit for how ever many times this is. Sheesh, what a joke that guy is. And to think, he's still, somehow, better than the Priuses. The world works in mysterious ways, my friend.

[Earth-616 Holmes]

@relentlessholmes I'm just waiting on Dag to defend his International Title, and lose it.

[The Griffin #7/11]

@amazinggriffin

Dag, I want you to understand something. And I want you to listen really closely.


@amazinggriffin

You're a joke. I know a lot of people like to throw that word around when describing you, Dag, but I actually mean that. We laugh at you. Everyone does. Hell, you're the brunt of most inside jokes in the WCF. And I know you're just gonna pout, cross your arms, and still deny that you've been a made a goddamn fool by us, but please, we just want to save you.


@amazinggriffin

Your little friend over there who's, by the way, way more important than you are and even then still doesn't scratch our boots in terms of relevancy, hasn't said shit since we laid the smackdown on him. Why? Because he's a half-intelligent human being that knows to quit before he gets bodied.


@amazinggriffin

You're not as good as us. That's just a fact at this point. Everyone on here is using you as a garbage can for their trash talk and you're just gonna keep sitting there, angry at your irrelevancy.


@amazinggriffin

Do you realize at the end of the day, people just tolerate you around here? Of course not. Nothing gets through to your thickheaded alien skull.


@amazinggriffin via twitlonger

You listen. You need to hear this. You look like you’re going to spend your life having one epiphany after another, always thinking you’ve finally figured out what’s holding you back, and how you can finally be productive and creative and turn your life around. But nothing will ever change for you. You know why? That cycle of mediocrity isn’t due to some obstacle course you have to go through. It’s who you are. The thing standing in the way of your dream of being fulfilled? It’s that the person having that dream is you.

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Feb 29, 2016 16:58:57 GMT -5 The Griffin #7/11 said:

This user is blocked

[Deleted]

@riddikuler

I have a feeling that was a long ass tweet too lol

[Earth-616 Holmes]

@relentlessholmes And that my friends is the victory of The Pride. #FagDagloses

[The Griffin #7/11]

@amazinggriffin

-Insert not listening comment here-


@amazinggriffin

-Insert getting our name wrong on purpose even though everyone and their mother knows who we are at this point-


@amazinggriffin

-Insert irrational angry comment here-


@amazinggriffin

-Insert train picture here-


@amazinggriffin

-Insert sucking off ZMAC to gain a shred of popularity and acceptance here-


@amazinggriffin

-Insert inconsistent character trait here-


@amazinggriffin

-Insert inane #BK accusation here-


@amazinggriffin

-Insert Dag being a predictable idiot that's not worth half the time we're spending on him here-

EDIT:

@amazinggriffin

-Oh, now insert #AdamCooper ripping off Joey Flash and calling us the bandwagoners. HAH. Fucking hilarious. here-

[The Griffin #7/11]

@amazinggriffin

Do I even need to continue? I think we've made our fucking point.


@amazinggriffin

Enjoy being famous for a week, dickweed.


@amazinggriffin

And remember, #saveadamcooper

[Joey Flash]

@mrflash

this mite be the biggest slaying since wade moor movva kicked that faggot out for being too fat and ugly for the basement

lmfao

["Iron Heart" Ethan King]

@thefutureking

Tbh dude what did u expect? We're facin a fuckin alien LMAO