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Feb 28, 2016 13:35:48 GMT -5
Logan, Stuart Slane, and 1 more like this
Post by Steve Orbit on Feb 28, 2016 13:35:48 GMT -5
WE ARE BACK... in the classroom.
Steve Orbit enters the room and the lights come on. He walks in front of the teacher's desk, and leans up with his butt on the desk like one of those cool teachers you might used to have.
Steve Orbit: Welcome to part two of the Steve Orbit after school special promo about why Logan is a weak-ass busta, and I'ma ruin his ass emotionally, physically and spiritually at Timebomb. Last time, I talked about my history with Logan. Today, we gonna hear somebody else's perspective and all the times that they have annihilated Logan. Please welcome...
A drumroll hits.
Steve Orbit: He's a former four-time WCF World Champion... War winner... Ultimate Showdown winner...
Lights dim, spotlight hits the doorway.
Steve Orbit: The Dynasty... MY BROTHER JONNY FLY!
Silence. The spotlight stays still...
Orbit starts to look nervous. He says it again, louder, pointing at the door once again.
Steve Orbit: JONNY FLY!!!!
Nothing. Crickets chirp.
Steve Orbit: Turn the lights back on! God dammit!
Orbit pulls out his cell and makes a call.
Steve Orbit: ... Jonny! Where the fuck you at?! ... A bus broke down? ... Full of models? ... They want you to be their official lotion applicator expert? ... Man, you fulla shit. You wrong for this, man. I needed you! ... Whatever! You owe me a bucket of chicken, dick!
Orbit angrily presses the "end call" button. He looks to the left. He looks to the right. He calms himself down.
Steve Orbit: That's ok. I'm afraid Jonny Fly ain't gonna be able to make it today. Somethin' about he doesn't wanna waste his time talkin' about a loser like Logan, I dunno. Anyway, no need to worry. Being the stone cold pimp that I am, I have backup. You always have a backup. Dim the lights.
Drumroll.
Steve Orbit: Please welcome... they're, uh... one of the greatest tag teams in WCF history... OK that might be a stretch... but they ARE a WCF tag team...
Spotlight hits the doorway.
Steve Orbit: They might lose 99 percent of the time... but as bad as they are, they HAVE beat Logan... please welcome THE BEAST TYLER WALKER... BIOHAZARD... BIOWALKER!!!!
Tyler kicks the door off the hingers. biohazard does some lucha flips and then spits ooze into the air and they both stand in front of Orbit. Orbit shakes hands with each man.
Steve Orbit: The floor is yours, gentlemen.
Orbit leaves the scene, leaving Walker and biohazard standing in front of the desk.
Tyler Walker: Bro what is this place
biohazard: it appears to be a school of some sort but is this y our hoime planet!!!! or mine
Orbit pops back into the scene.
Steve Orbit: Guys. Talk about Logan, talk about the time you guys beat him.
Orbit exits.
Tyler Walker: logan you mean wolverine, that fag that bits my style well guess what. When I turn into wearwolf style I have claws that are stronger than admamtinum and I crush every pussy like a ten pound dick.
biohazard: no you fooolll!!!!! not wolverine from x-man. we are talking about Logan the X-MAN. get it because he was a woman once!!!
Tyler Walker: Oh man that was a good one b-haz. yes I remember defeating logan, and he was defeated when we beat him in the ring and he felt the wrath of my pain.
biohazard: you do because i dont remember
Tyler Walker: Who is Logan
biohazard: we beat him you imbisile!!! in a match
Tyler Walker: when
biohazard: yesterday
Tyler Walker: no way jose we havent had a match in like four months
biohazard: well perhaps it was last year!!!! but whenever it was it happened!!! biowalker defeated logan in the biggest upsets in wcf histories!!!!
Tyler Walker: Hell yeah we did and then we fuck him in the ass, what a fag. Hes a fag because he like it when I fucked him in the ass.
biohazard: ew what a pervert. I dont like it
Tyler Walker: me neither but its like a prison thing to show my dominance. not gay though
biohazard: how could a big strong were wolf like you be gay!!! you are the alpha male!!!! and I am the ooze king!!! bio hazard!!! nothing can be gay about that
Tyler Walker: damn straight. lets bounce
BioWalker begin to leave. Orbit comes back into the scene and hands them five dollars each.
Steve Orbit: Thanks for the insight, guys.
Tyler Walker: hey arent you Steve orbit.
Steve Orbit: ... yes.
Tyler Walker: We dont like you. black homo
Steve Orbit: Why do you always call me that?!
biohazard: hey be careful watch your tone ass hole!!!!
Orbit puts his hands up and tries to diffuse the situation.
Steve Orbit: Hey, look guys. Y'all got ten dollars between the two of you. Go get yourself a couple of Happy Meals, I think they got Transformer toys these days.
Tyler Walker: no they have my little pony toys!!!!!!
biohazard: WHAT!!!!! what are we doing here, i want rarity and rainbow dash and sunset shimmer and apple jack!!!!!
Tyler Walker: LETS GO TO MAC DONALDS
BioWalker runs out at top speed.
Steve Orbit: I know what you're thinking. We're all stupider now for watching this. And you're right. In conclusion, fuck Logan, I'ma whoop his ass, and then move on with my life.
Orbit puts up the middle finger and we fade out.
Steve Orbit enters the room and the lights come on. He walks in front of the teacher's desk, and leans up with his butt on the desk like one of those cool teachers you might used to have.
Steve Orbit: Welcome to part two of the Steve Orbit after school special promo about why Logan is a weak-ass busta, and I'ma ruin his ass emotionally, physically and spiritually at Timebomb. Last time, I talked about my history with Logan. Today, we gonna hear somebody else's perspective and all the times that they have annihilated Logan. Please welcome...
A drumroll hits.
Steve Orbit: He's a former four-time WCF World Champion... War winner... Ultimate Showdown winner...
Lights dim, spotlight hits the doorway.
Steve Orbit: The Dynasty... MY BROTHER JONNY FLY!
Silence. The spotlight stays still...
Orbit starts to look nervous. He says it again, louder, pointing at the door once again.
Steve Orbit: JONNY FLY!!!!
Nothing. Crickets chirp.
Steve Orbit: Turn the lights back on! God dammit!
Orbit pulls out his cell and makes a call.
Steve Orbit: ... Jonny! Where the fuck you at?! ... A bus broke down? ... Full of models? ... They want you to be their official lotion applicator expert? ... Man, you fulla shit. You wrong for this, man. I needed you! ... Whatever! You owe me a bucket of chicken, dick!
Orbit angrily presses the "end call" button. He looks to the left. He looks to the right. He calms himself down.
Steve Orbit: That's ok. I'm afraid Jonny Fly ain't gonna be able to make it today. Somethin' about he doesn't wanna waste his time talkin' about a loser like Logan, I dunno. Anyway, no need to worry. Being the stone cold pimp that I am, I have backup. You always have a backup. Dim the lights.
Drumroll.
Steve Orbit: Please welcome... they're, uh... one of the greatest tag teams in WCF history... OK that might be a stretch... but they ARE a WCF tag team...
Spotlight hits the doorway.
Steve Orbit: They might lose 99 percent of the time... but as bad as they are, they HAVE beat Logan... please welcome THE BEAST TYLER WALKER... BIOHAZARD... BIOWALKER!!!!
Tyler kicks the door off the hingers. biohazard does some lucha flips and then spits ooze into the air and they both stand in front of Orbit. Orbit shakes hands with each man.
Steve Orbit: The floor is yours, gentlemen.
Orbit leaves the scene, leaving Walker and biohazard standing in front of the desk.
Tyler Walker: Bro what is this place
biohazard: it appears to be a school of some sort but is this y our hoime planet!!!! or mine
Orbit pops back into the scene.
Steve Orbit: Guys. Talk about Logan, talk about the time you guys beat him.
Orbit exits.
Tyler Walker: logan you mean wolverine, that fag that bits my style well guess what. When I turn into wearwolf style I have claws that are stronger than admamtinum and I crush every pussy like a ten pound dick.
biohazard: no you fooolll!!!!! not wolverine from x-man. we are talking about Logan the X-MAN. get it because he was a woman once!!!
Tyler Walker: Oh man that was a good one b-haz. yes I remember defeating logan, and he was defeated when we beat him in the ring and he felt the wrath of my pain.
biohazard: you do because i dont remember
Tyler Walker: Who is Logan
biohazard: we beat him you imbisile!!! in a match
Tyler Walker: when
biohazard: yesterday
Tyler Walker: no way jose we havent had a match in like four months
biohazard: well perhaps it was last year!!!! but whenever it was it happened!!! biowalker defeated logan in the biggest upsets in wcf histories!!!!
Tyler Walker: Hell yeah we did and then we fuck him in the ass, what a fag. Hes a fag because he like it when I fucked him in the ass.
biohazard: ew what a pervert. I dont like it
Tyler Walker: me neither but its like a prison thing to show my dominance. not gay though
biohazard: how could a big strong were wolf like you be gay!!! you are the alpha male!!!! and I am the ooze king!!! bio hazard!!! nothing can be gay about that
Tyler Walker: damn straight. lets bounce
BioWalker begin to leave. Orbit comes back into the scene and hands them five dollars each.
Steve Orbit: Thanks for the insight, guys.
Tyler Walker: hey arent you Steve orbit.
Steve Orbit: ... yes.
Tyler Walker: We dont like you. black homo
Steve Orbit: Why do you always call me that?!
biohazard: hey be careful watch your tone ass hole!!!!
Orbit puts his hands up and tries to diffuse the situation.
Steve Orbit: Hey, look guys. Y'all got ten dollars between the two of you. Go get yourself a couple of Happy Meals, I think they got Transformer toys these days.
Tyler Walker: no they have my little pony toys!!!!!!
biohazard: WHAT!!!!! what are we doing here, i want rarity and rainbow dash and sunset shimmer and apple jack!!!!!
Tyler Walker: LETS GO TO MAC DONALDS
BioWalker runs out at top speed.
Steve Orbit: I know what you're thinking. We're all stupider now for watching this. And you're right. In conclusion, fuck Logan, I'ma whoop his ass, and then move on with my life.
Orbit puts up the middle finger and we fade out.
