Post by Mikey eXtreme on Feb 28, 2016 8:10:08 GMT -5
Mikey eXtreme: What the fuck?! Where the fuck is she?
Mikey was fuming.
Mikey eXtreme: How did we let this happen? How did they get in here without us knowing?
Suddenly the phone rings again.
Ring, ring. Ring, ring. Ri--
Mikey eXtreme: Who the fuck is this?
A familiar voice responds to Mikey.
Samuel Light: Michael, Michael, Michael..
Mikey’s brows paint the picture. His face turns bright red, and he screams into the phone.
Mikey eXtreme: I will kill you, Samuel.
Samuel Light: Haven’t you already tried that, Michael?
Mikey takes a deep breath and slowly forces it out.
Samuel Light: It didn’t work then, what makes you think it will work now?
Mikey eXtreme: You’re lucky that crazy bitch popped up when she did, Samuel. You’re lucky to be alive.
Samuel Light: There’s no such thing as luck, Michael.
Samuel Light’s voice was very calm, like he didn’t even care about what he was talking about.
Samuel Light: You know as well as I know that the Darkness controls all, the Darkness wanted me to live and so, here I sit. In a few minutes, your little whore will be here too, Michael. Because the Darkness wants her here.
Mikey eXtreme: Samuel, I will be coming for you. I will find you. I will end this once and for all. Mark my words.
Samuel Light: You’re running out of time, Michael. You’re wasting your time talking to me, how do you expect to get things done if you don’t know how to prioritize things correctly? Every second you spend on this phone with me, is another second lost in your search. Another second closer til I take Vidalia’s life away.
Mikey hangs up the phone.
Mikey eXtreme: FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!
Mikey looks at Freakshow, his eyes are wide open.
Mikey eXtreme: We have to get her back, Freakshow. We have to put an end to this tonight. We have to.
Freakshow nods his head.
Mikey eXtreme: Do we even have a lead? Do we know anything? FUCK! I didn’t even know he was here. Why is he even in Texas? FUCK!
Mikey begins to pace back and forth as the scene fades.
Mikey storms out of his motel room, his eyes are focused ahead of him and he almost runs over Hank in the process.
Mikey eXtreme: Get the fuck out of my way.
Hank Brown: Excuse me, Mr. eXtreme. It looks like you’re in a hurry, but you have a contract obligation to supply a few more interviews.
Mikey eXtreme: This can wait, Hank.
Hank Brown: This will be quick, I promise.
Mikey eXtreme: Hurry up.
Hank Brown: Is Vengeance the toughest match of your career?
Mikey takes a deep breath. He holds it for awhile before releasing it.
Mikey eXtreme: I hate to say this, I feel like I’ve been saying it every month. Every pay per view, I’ve been going up against the hardest match of my career. But, this match is no different. Vengeance might have beaten me by luck.. but who is to say that he can’t get lucky again?
I know he can’t beat me on skill. He can’t out wrestle me. He can’t out perform me.
When I step in that ring with Harley, you’re going to see a side of Vengeance that you’ve never seen. You’re going to see a broken beaten down man crying in the middle of the ring. You’re going to see a man realizing the twilight of his career isn’t now, but it has passed him by long ago.
You will see a man realizing that his dreams are unattainable. That he has never amounted to anything and his career was a waste. He’ll wake up and see me walking away with my United States title and he will know, he will realize that he has failed. He will realize that his life has meant nothing.
Mikey eXtreme is a god. I am not a mere man, like Vengeance. I am the KING of Darkness.
Hank Brown: Isn’t that a bit harsh? This is a man’s life.. his career we’re talking about, here.
Mikey eXtreme: Harsh? Harley knew what he was getting into when he signed the dotted line. He knew that I was his last chance at a shot at fame. He knew that he needed my name to make his name appear to be something important. But it’s not possible.
He’s not that good, Hank. He’s not.
Hank Brown: But, you’re worried about possibly losing to him?
Mikey eXtreme: How do I explain a loss to such an inferior opponent? How do I live with myself if I let someone as lowly as Vengeance beat me at Timebomb? How do I explain a loss of this caliber to my friends? To my family? To my fans?
There is no explanation.
If I lose to Vengeance for the second time, it will be the end of my career. I will become the laughing stock of the WCF and I cannot allow that to happen. I cannot allow anyone to make me the clown prince of the WCF. Do you think I could live with myself if that happened, Hank?
Could you? How would you like it if someone else out interviewed you or whatever the fuck it is that you do in the WCF? What would you do? How would you go on knowing you were garbage.
I’m not garbage. I cannot lose to Vengeance and I will not lose to him. It’s just that simple.
Hank Brown: You don’t sound as confident as I thought you would sound.
Mikey eXtreme: I’m as fucking confident as you could ever imagine, Hank. I have more confidence inside my pinky than you’ve ever had in your no good fucking life, you hear that? I know I can win this match. It’s just a matter of HOW? Am I going to pin him, am I going to submit him? Is he going to run away and get counted out? There are many ways for me to win this match and I just have to figure out how I’m going to go about doing that.
Mikey pushes Hank away and begins walking down the street as the scene fades.
Mikey and Freakshow are sitting inside the van, Mikey is in the passenger seat and Freakshow sits behind the wheel.
Mikey eXtreme: And you’re sure he is staying at this motel?
Freakshow nods his head.
Mikey eXtreme: You seen him?
Freakshow nods his head.
Mikey eXtreme: Did he see you?
Freakshow shakes his head, no.
Mikey eXtreme: Are you sure?
Freakshow nods his head, but Mikey grabs him and looks into his eyes.
Mikey eXtreme: ARE YOU 100% SURE?
Freakshow nods his head again. He’s sure that Samuel did not see him. and he would bet his life that Samuel is infact inside that hotel right now.
Mikey eXtreme: This is just like him, though. He knows we’re after him, he knows that we’ll find him and he’s not even trying to hide.
Mikey looks up and down the building.
Mikey eXtreme: This has got to be the biggest hotel in the area. The biggest fucking building around. Everyone’s eyes are attracted to this place one way or another.. and there he is. Right in the middle of town.
Mikey slams his fist on the dashboard.
Mikey eXtreme: FUCK! He think this is some kind of fucking game, Freakshow. He thinks that he can toy with me like this and that I’ll come back to him, that I’ll bow before him and do his dirty work for him again.
He doesn’t know that I’m the fucking king now.
I don’t take orders from nobody. Especially not some piece of shit like him. I’m nobody’s pawn. I’m the god damn United States Champion, the American King. Does he think I’ll be so easy to control? Just like Vengeance, I will put an end to Samuel. I will. I have to.
Mikey slams his fist on the dashboard again.
Mikey eXtreme: FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!
Mikey looks at Freakshow.
Mikey eXtreme: We need a plan. We need to make this right. We need to stop him now.
Freakshow nods his head.
Freakshow: We can’t wait.
Mikey nods his head.
Mikey eXtreme: No, we must act fast. We can’t let him make the next move. We have to beat him to the punch. We need to make an impact.
Mikey looks at Freakshow who looks back at Mikey.
Mikey eXtreme: You know where I’m going.
Freakshow nods his head.
Mikey eXtreme: We’re going to need a few supplies.
Freakshow nods his head once more.
Mikey eXtreme: I might know somebody who can hook us up, but it’s going to cost us. He’s not going to want to stick his neck out too far if we’re not willing to return the favor.
Freakshow: I’m willing to do what it takes.
Mikey eXtreme: Good. I appreciate that, Freak. By the end of today, Samuel will be out of our life for good. We will be able to go on without having the constant thought of him striking back in the background. We won’t have to deal with this anymore. That’s all that matters to me right now.
Getting Vi back, and ending this fucking story right here. Ending this sad mother fucker’s dark cloud. WE are the Darkness. He has nothing to do with it. He tried his best to take over and look where it got him. He was once the leader of this movement, and he was one step away from being put down the last time we were in the same place.
And, I’m going to make sure that happens this time.
The scene fades abruptly.
Mikey is once again joined by Hank Brown. Hank stand is standing next to Mikey, who does not look pleased to be there.
Hank Brown: I noticed that Vidalia and Freakshow are not here, is everything okay?
Mikey’s eyes widen as he takes in a large breath through his nose.
Mikey eXtreme: Don’t worry about that, Hank. Just do your fucking job and ask me questions about Vengeance.
Hank is taken back a little, he did not expect Mikey to react the way he did.
Hank Brown: Well, okay, I was looking back at the history of Timebomb and I noticed that this is your second Timebomb pay per view appearance.
Mikey eXtreme: Okay, and?
Hank Brown: You were defeated in your first appearance at Timebomb last year, do you think this year will be different?
Mikey eXtreme: Do I think this year will be different? Of course I do, you idiot. Why would I go into Timebomb expecting to lose? Why would I go into the biggest match of my career expecting to lose MY united states title?
Do you understand who I am, Hank? Do you understand the importance of this title to me? I am the KING. I’m not some common man that is stepping inside the ring with Vengeance. I’ve evolved so much since my first Timebomb appearance. I’ve reached heights that I never even dreamt about.
Do you remember that match, Hank?
Hank Brown: Not really, I mean, that was a year ago and it was fairly early in your WCF career.
Mikey eXtreme: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
Hank Brown: Woah, Mikey, chill out! You don’t have to get pissed, I didn’t know if you were going to stick around long!
Mikey eXtreme: Never in my 11 year career has this ever happened ever. Are you fucking kidding me. I should chill? I shouldn't be pissed? Holy Fuck.
Hank backs away from Mikey a bit.
Mikey eXtreme: I’m just fucking with you, Hank. My career is 17 years long now.
Mikey laughs.
Mikey eXtreme: No, but really, that match was a fluke. It was my first big match in the WCF and I choked. I let Grime get the best of me, and it led him directly to the Television title.
But now, I’m on top, Hank. I’m not the low man on the totem pole. I’m not coming in nervous of making a mad impression. I’m the fucking United States champion. I’m on a historic run, right now. This is the third longest single reign. What has Vengeance done in his career?
Hell, I didn’t even know he was still on the roster until we had that match last month. Now he gets a fucking title shot? Who the fuck does he think he is? Who the fuck does Seth think he is? I know for a fact that he didn’t deserve this shot. I know for a fact that once I beat him at Timebomb, that he’ll fade into the background. No one will even remember his name after this. Nobody will ever talk about him, again. Nobody will care about Vengeance.
He will be blanketed in the darkness, lost forever. His soul will find it’s way to the soul chamber where it will be added to my collection.
His screams will pierce the hearts of everyone in that arena. They will feel sorry for him, they will say a small prayer for his safety, but then he will disappear into the darkness and his name will be forgotten.
Years from now, they will find footage of this match, and they will gasp at the beating that I lay down on Vengeance. They will be horrified by the monster that they claim me to be. But they won’t realize that these things I do are necessary. That every wrestler that I make victim, that I sacrifice to the dark lords is one step closer to me reaching immortality. One step closer to me becoming the greatest wrestler to EVER lace up the boots.
Did you see Adam Young retire last Wednesday night?
Hank Brown: I did, it was sad to see him go.
Mikey eXtreme: The only thing I regret about this match with Vengeance, is that he won’t get a send off like Adam Young. He won’t be able to get one last salute from the fans, do you know why?
Hank Brown: Why is that?
Mikey eXtreme: He’s not going to be able to get off the mat at the end of the match. They’ll have to bring a stretcher out from the back, and just like they did with Chelsea Armstrong, I won’t allow him to get off that easy. When you sign the contract to fight me inside that WCF ring, you sign a death warrant, and I have a license to kill.
When you put them together, you get the end of a career. And, I’m not afraid to end Vengeance’s career. I’m not afraid to end anyone’s careers here. That’s what I do, Hank. I sacrifice their souls to the dark lords, I feed them to keep them happy, and I reap the benefits.
Do you see this United States title?
That’s because I pleased the Darkness, I pleased the Dark Lords and they awarded me with this belt. They gave me full control over the United States by making me it’s champion.
Hank Brown: Well, you did earn that title in your match with Gemini.
Mikey eXtreme: I earned that belt with a sacrifice of Gemini. Make no mistake about it, if the Darkness did not want that belt around my waist, I would not have it. I would not be carrying this belt each and every week.
Now, now the Darkness wants Vengeance. They want me to devour his soul live in front of all of these idiotic Texans that are going to fill the arena. And, I’m going to do just that. I’m going to destroy him, Hank. Mark my words. I am going to destroy him live in the middle of that ring.
Mikey pushes Hank away and walks off. The scene fades.
We find Mikey and Freakshow standing inside the lobby of a fancy hotel in the middle of Town. Mikey is wheeling a room service cart while whistling to the tune of “Girlfriend” by Avril Lavigne. Freakshow is walking a steady pace behind him, scaring every rich mother fucker in the place.
A hotel employee approaches Mikey.
Man: Excuse me, sir. You cannot be playing with hotel property. I’m going to have to ask you to unhold that cart!
Mikey laughs.
Mikey eXtreme: This cart? This cart has something very special for an old friend of mine, and I must bring it to him.
Hank Brown: I’m sure our staff can take care of this for you, mister..?
The man waits for Mikey to tell him his name.
Mikey eXtreme: No, that’ll be okay. I think I’m capable of making the delivery. Plus, I want that tip.
Mikey hits a superkick as he passes the man by, dropping him quickly to the floor. Freakshow delivers a quick kick to the man as he passes by too.
Mikey eXtreme: He’s on the 5th floor, Freak. You take the Northside, and I’ll take the Southside. Let’s not let him get away.
Freakshow nods his head and heads towards the other side of the hotel. Mikey waits a moment and calls for the elevator. He wheels the cart in and presses the button for the fifth floor. A short spanish gentleman is inside the elevator.
Man 2: Hola, senor.
Mikey ignores him.
Man 2: I said Hello, senor.
Mikey eXtreme: I heard you.
Man 2: You’re not going to say it back?
Mikey eXtreme: Hello.
Man 2: How are you?
Mikey eXtreme: If you say one more word to me, I’m going to kill you.
Man 2: Don’t be a dick, man.
Mikey lifts the lid on the platter that he is wheeling to Samuel Light’s room. There is a bomb sitting on the plate. The man turns white as a ghost.
Mikey eXtreme: You were saying?
The man begins to pray, he grabs at his rosary that is hanging on his neck.
Mikey eXtreme: Shhh.
Mikey lifts his finger to his lips. The man begins to sob a bit, and Mikey puts him in a standing guillotine choke. The man passes out as the elevator dings, and the door opens. Mikey drops the man to the floor and pushes the cart out the door.
He begins to whistle to the tune of “Girlfriend” once more. He continues to push the cart, turning a corner to see Samuel Light walking towards him.
Samuel Light: Mikey, what a pleasant surprise!
Mikey eXtreme: I’ve got a surprise for you, Samuel.
Mikey begins to approach Samuel, who turns around and begins to run towards the other elevators. He quickly turns a corner, and then begins to backpedal back around the corner as he is met by Freakshow.
Mikey eXtreme: To your room, Samuel.
Samuel Light leads them to his hotel room, and once inside, Freakshow pushes him towards a chair and he sits down.
Samuel Light: I don’t know what you’re trying to prove, Mikey.
Mikey eXtreme: You have something that belongs to me.
Samuel Light: I haven’t the slightest idea what you’re talking about.
Mikey eXtreme: Freakshow, the binds.
Freakshow begins to bind Samuel to the chair.
Samuel Light: Do you think I will tell you anything because you’re tying me up?
Samuel begins to laugh.
Samuel Light: You attempt at intimidation amuses me.
Mikey eXtreme: No, Sam. I have other plans for you.
A sinister grin comes over Mikey’s face as he lifts the lid one more time. Samuel’s eyes widen as he notices the bomb on the plate.
Mikey eXtreme: You weren’t brave enough to do this, Samuel. But, I am.
Samuel Light: Don’t be crazy, Michael! You’ll kill us all!
Mikey eXtreme: Freakshow and I are not tied down, Samuel. and I made sure the rooms above and below us were booked to make sure that you’re the only casualty of this war.
Mikey laughs.
Mikey eXtreme: Now, as I was saying, Samuel. I believe you have something of mine.
Samuel spits in Mikey’s face. Mikey instantly slaps him across the face.
Mikey eXtreme: Where is she?
Samuel doesn’t respond. He turns his head away from Mikey, and Mikey walks in front of Samuel who turns his head away again.
Mikey eXtreme: Stop acting childish, Samuel. Tell me where she is.
Again, he is quiet. Mikey picks up the plate and puts it directly under Samuel’s chair. He clicks a few buttons on the side and smiles at Sam.
Mikey eXtreme: You had your chance, Samuel. Now I must be going. I have just enough time to get safely away.
Mikey begins to walk towards the door as Samuel screams at him.
Samuel Light: SHE’S ACROSS THE STREET!
Mikey eXtreme: What?
Samuel Light: THERE’S A GROCERY STORE ACROSS THE STREET, SHE IS IN THE BASEMENT. NOW DISARM THIS BOMB.
Mikey eXtreme: How do I know you’re not lying?
Samuel Light: YOU CAN TRUST ME, SHE’S ACROSS THE STREET. UNTIE ME!
Mikey looks at Samuel, and smiles.
Mikey eXtreme: I don’t know how to disarm a bomb.
Samuel screams in terror.
Mikey and Freakshow leave the room and head across the street. Once they enter the grocery store, the sound and vibration of the bomb begins to ripple through the air. People begin to scream, and run as Mikey calmly walks to the flight of stairs in the back of the store.
Mikey eXtreme: Vidalia, are you down here?
Three men turn their heads towards Mikey and begin to swarm him. Freakshow steps ahead of him and grabs two of them, throwing them halfway across the room. Mikey spears the third man, and gets him in an arm triangle choke, putting him to sleep.
Mikey eXtreme: Vidalia?!
He yells one more time, and then hears the slight sound of someone’s murmurs. She is in the corner gagged and being held in a large sack. Mikey unties it and lets her out. He pulls the gag out of her mouth.
Vidalia: Took you long enough!
Mikey eXtreme: Yeah, I’m glad to see you too, Vi.
Vidalia: What was that rumble?
Mikey eXtreme: Let’s just say, our problems are solved.
She shoots him a puzzled look as the scene fades away.
Hank. Brown. Stalking Mikey eXtreme, as always.
Hank Brown: Ladies and Gentlemen of the WCF Galaxy, I am here once again, with Mikey eXtreme! His upcoming match with Vengeance for the United States championship is one of the highlights of WCF’s Timebomb!
Mikey eXtreme: Could you take any longer with that introduction? Jesus christ.
Hank Brown: Mikey, This will be your fourth match against Vengeance, but only your second one on one contest with him. You’re 1-1-1 in those matches, but 0-1 in singles competition, and you have never picked up a pinfall or submission over Vengeance in those matches.
Do you think that plays a major role in this match?
Mikey eXtreme: Do you have a too long; didn’t read? Jesus christ, Hank. Listen, the records don’t matter. I’m sure there were some tag matches that I won for my teams that I let other people pick up the victory because I felt bad for them.
I know one of those matches I was viciously attacked during and I know for a fact that Vengeance didn’t deserve that win over me, but I’ll prove to the world at Timebomb that I should have won that match. I’ll prove at Timebomb that I am as great as I say I am and I will walk out of that building with my United States championship.
Hank Brown: Your confidence seems to have risen since the other day. Any reason for that?
Mikey eXtreme: Hank, I told you, I was as confident as I always have been. There is nothing that is going to stop me from retaining this United States title. There is no way that a bum like Vengeance is going to take it from me.
He’s a former hardcore messiah!
But yet, where is he? He’s shied away from that lifestyle because he couldn’t handle it. He couldn’t take all the pain and torture that comes with that life. So he ran away, and now he wants to be taken serious? I’m Mikey fucking eXtreme, the KING of Hardcore. The King of eXtreme.
I’m everything that Vengeance has always wanted to be. I bet if you asked him, he would tell you that he aspires to be me. That one day he hopes to wake up and find out that he is the new Mikey eXtreme. But, the reality of the matter is, that will never happen. There will never be another wrestler like me. The WCF is getting a treat right now, the WCF gets to book me each and every week.
These WCF fans get to see me put on a show for them each and every week.
Now, I don’t do it for them and I could care less what they think about me. But, I know, deep down inside, they’re just like Vengeance. They all watch me and wish that they could be as good as me, as talented as me, and do the things that I can do.
Do you think Vengeance can beat me, Hank?
Hank Brown: I don’t have any bias in this match, Mikey, but based on the past you guys seem to be even.
Mikey eXtreme: Don’t be a pussy, Hank. Tell it like it is. Tell them that I am going to bring Vengeance to a place that he has never seen before. Tell them that Vengeance has no chance in hell of winning this match. Tell them, Hank.
Hank Brown: I don’t feel comfortable making predictions.
Mikey eXtreme: Another WCF pussy. I’m standing here in front of you, the greatest WCF wrestler that has EVER lived. The greatest American champion of all time. I’M STANDING HERE, HANK, YOU SHOULD BE IN AWE OF MY ABILITY.
Mikey grabs Hank by his shirt.
Mikey eXtreme: But no, you’re a Vengeance fan. You cheer Vengina on each and every week he steps in that ring. Do you know why? Because, I know why. I know why you and every other Vengeance fan out there roots for him and cheers for him.
It’s because you feel sorry for him.
You are pulled into him because you know he doesn’t belong where he is. You know that he is one moment away from being erased, but yet somehow.. very seldomly, he wins here and there. Hell, he beat me, the biggest moment of his life. Now, a month later, he sits on his deathbed, waiting for me to give him his fatal injection. He waits for me to bring him down to the gallows.
And that’s just what I plan on doing, Hank.I plan on ending Vengeance right there in the middle of the ring. In the middle of the WCF galaxy. I plan on taking this United States championship to places it has never been to places it will never be ever again.
You thought D-Day or Natural Ice Beckman made this title what it is today? Do you think Logan made this title what it is today? Look at the people who have held this title before me: Roy Speede? Slickie T? Jay Price? All fucking jobbers. Hell, even fucking Seth Lerch held this damn belt. But here I am, making it a legitimate belt. Here I am making this belt matter, and putting the United States on the map.
Without me? America fails. I am America and I will be recognized as the greatest. LONG LIVE AMERICA, AND GOD BLESS Mikey eXtreme!
Mikey pushes Hank out of the frame and walks away. The scene fades as Hank is trying to fix his stupid fucking tie.
Mikey sits upon his throne, he looks deep over his Kingdom. The flames begin to rise up once again. Explosions are going off in the distance, and the birds are beginning to disperse from around the castle.
Mikey eXtreme: Everything is returning to normal, I see. Everything is the way it should be.
Mikey pats his United States title.
Mikey eXtreme: Now I must make sure that I keep my belt. I must make sure that I go down in history. I must make sure that the Darkness grows in power and grows in size. I must make sure that Vengeance does not get the final laugh. That he does not make a mockery of everything I stand for.
Doc walks in from the shadows, his eyes are replaced with flames as he begins to speak to Mikey.
Doc: You’ve conquered your fears, son. You have gone out and done what I told you to do, and now you are one step closer to retaining your United States championship. The Darkness is very pleased with you, Michael. The darkness is very happy in the way you have been ruling over your Kingdom.
You are one win away from a 100 day reign as United States champion. 100 days, Michael. Do you know how rare of a feat that is? Especially in a day and age like today? With all the talent the WCF has picked up since you arrived? You have outshined them all. You have proven to the world you are as good as you say you are.
Now, now you destroy Vengeance. Now you rise even higher in the ranks of the WCF. Now you become KING of the WCF. It is your destiny, my son. You are capable and you are able. You must do it, Mikey.
Mikey eXtreme: I am already the King of the WCF. There isn’t anyone on the roster that I cannot beat. There isn’t one person that can best me when I’m at my best. I’ve proven that time and time again. I’ve beaten countless “champions” I’ve beaten countless “former champions” I’ve defeated the best of the best and I’ve ended some of the best too.
Now, now I turn my attention to Vengeance. Now I begin to dig his grave, I begin to prepare his eulogy. Now, I begin to let the WCF mourn his loss because he will no longer be the Vengeance that everyone knows and loves. Harley Rhodes, the man, will be broken. Harley Rhodes, the man, will be eliminated. He will regret his decision to take on this match. He will sit at home and he will watch Slam each and every week and he will change the channel when I come out there.
He will avoid my name at all costs.
His family will bring up the WCF and once my name gets dropped, his whole mood will change. Like Brad Kane, he will have to deal with his depression. But, unlike Brad Kane, he WILL NOT be the United States champion.
The reign of Mikey eXtreme is not ending anytime soon. America is at it’s best when it’s in my hands. Vengeance will be the Donald Trump of United States champions. It just doesn’t make any sense to me. It doesn’t make any sense to anyone else, but yet, there he is in the runnings.. and there he is at the top of some people’s ballots. But in the end? We all know it won’t work, we all know it won’t happen.
Mikey eXtreme is the right choice. Mikey eXtreme is the true King of eXtreme. Mikey eXtreme is the true GOD of XTREME. Just remember that, there might have been imposters in the past, but Mikey eXtreme is the god that everyone has been waiting for. Mikey eXtreme is the true messiah of Hardcore.
Mikey stands up from his throne, his arms are raised to his side.
Mikey eXtreme: I am Mikey eXtreme, the greatest God that has ever been. I am Mikey eXtreme the GOD of American Hardcore. The God of WCF. I will be worshipped. I will be respected and I will walk out of Texas as the United States champion.
Mikey looks out over his kingdom again, explosions begin to go off ALL across the Kingdom. Bombs blasting all around.
Mikey was fuming.
Mikey eXtreme: How did we let this happen? How did they get in here without us knowing?
Suddenly the phone rings again.
Ring, ring. Ring, ring. Ri--
Mikey eXtreme: Who the fuck is this?
A familiar voice responds to Mikey.
Samuel Light: Michael, Michael, Michael..
Mikey’s brows paint the picture. His face turns bright red, and he screams into the phone.
Mikey eXtreme: I will kill you, Samuel.
Samuel Light: Haven’t you already tried that, Michael?
Mikey takes a deep breath and slowly forces it out.
Samuel Light: It didn’t work then, what makes you think it will work now?
Mikey eXtreme: You’re lucky that crazy bitch popped up when she did, Samuel. You’re lucky to be alive.
Samuel Light: There’s no such thing as luck, Michael.
Samuel Light’s voice was very calm, like he didn’t even care about what he was talking about.
Samuel Light: You know as well as I know that the Darkness controls all, the Darkness wanted me to live and so, here I sit. In a few minutes, your little whore will be here too, Michael. Because the Darkness wants her here.
Mikey eXtreme: Samuel, I will be coming for you. I will find you. I will end this once and for all. Mark my words.
Samuel Light: You’re running out of time, Michael. You’re wasting your time talking to me, how do you expect to get things done if you don’t know how to prioritize things correctly? Every second you spend on this phone with me, is another second lost in your search. Another second closer til I take Vidalia’s life away.
Mikey hangs up the phone.
Mikey eXtreme: FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!
Mikey looks at Freakshow, his eyes are wide open.
Mikey eXtreme: We have to get her back, Freakshow. We have to put an end to this tonight. We have to.
Freakshow nods his head.
Mikey eXtreme: Do we even have a lead? Do we know anything? FUCK! I didn’t even know he was here. Why is he even in Texas? FUCK!
Mikey begins to pace back and forth as the scene fades.
Hank
Mikey storms out of his motel room, his eyes are focused ahead of him and he almost runs over Hank in the process.
Mikey eXtreme: Get the fuck out of my way.
Hank Brown: Excuse me, Mr. eXtreme. It looks like you’re in a hurry, but you have a contract obligation to supply a few more interviews.
Mikey eXtreme: This can wait, Hank.
Hank Brown: This will be quick, I promise.
Mikey eXtreme: Hurry up.
Hank Brown: Is Vengeance the toughest match of your career?
Mikey takes a deep breath. He holds it for awhile before releasing it.
Mikey eXtreme: I hate to say this, I feel like I’ve been saying it every month. Every pay per view, I’ve been going up against the hardest match of my career. But, this match is no different. Vengeance might have beaten me by luck.. but who is to say that he can’t get lucky again?
I know he can’t beat me on skill. He can’t out wrestle me. He can’t out perform me.
When I step in that ring with Harley, you’re going to see a side of Vengeance that you’ve never seen. You’re going to see a broken beaten down man crying in the middle of the ring. You’re going to see a man realizing the twilight of his career isn’t now, but it has passed him by long ago.
You will see a man realizing that his dreams are unattainable. That he has never amounted to anything and his career was a waste. He’ll wake up and see me walking away with my United States title and he will know, he will realize that he has failed. He will realize that his life has meant nothing.
Mikey eXtreme is a god. I am not a mere man, like Vengeance. I am the KING of Darkness.
Hank Brown: Isn’t that a bit harsh? This is a man’s life.. his career we’re talking about, here.
Mikey eXtreme: Harsh? Harley knew what he was getting into when he signed the dotted line. He knew that I was his last chance at a shot at fame. He knew that he needed my name to make his name appear to be something important. But it’s not possible.
He’s not that good, Hank. He’s not.
Hank Brown: But, you’re worried about possibly losing to him?
Mikey eXtreme: How do I explain a loss to such an inferior opponent? How do I live with myself if I let someone as lowly as Vengeance beat me at Timebomb? How do I explain a loss of this caliber to my friends? To my family? To my fans?
There is no explanation.
If I lose to Vengeance for the second time, it will be the end of my career. I will become the laughing stock of the WCF and I cannot allow that to happen. I cannot allow anyone to make me the clown prince of the WCF. Do you think I could live with myself if that happened, Hank?
Could you? How would you like it if someone else out interviewed you or whatever the fuck it is that you do in the WCF? What would you do? How would you go on knowing you were garbage.
I’m not garbage. I cannot lose to Vengeance and I will not lose to him. It’s just that simple.
Hank Brown: You don’t sound as confident as I thought you would sound.
Mikey eXtreme: I’m as fucking confident as you could ever imagine, Hank. I have more confidence inside my pinky than you’ve ever had in your no good fucking life, you hear that? I know I can win this match. It’s just a matter of HOW? Am I going to pin him, am I going to submit him? Is he going to run away and get counted out? There are many ways for me to win this match and I just have to figure out how I’m going to go about doing that.
Mikey pushes Hank away and begins walking down the street as the scene fades.
The Plan
Mikey and Freakshow are sitting inside the van, Mikey is in the passenger seat and Freakshow sits behind the wheel.
Mikey eXtreme: And you’re sure he is staying at this motel?
Freakshow nods his head.
Mikey eXtreme: You seen him?
Freakshow nods his head.
Mikey eXtreme: Did he see you?
Freakshow shakes his head, no.
Mikey eXtreme: Are you sure?
Freakshow nods his head, but Mikey grabs him and looks into his eyes.
Mikey eXtreme: ARE YOU 100% SURE?
Freakshow nods his head again. He’s sure that Samuel did not see him. and he would bet his life that Samuel is infact inside that hotel right now.
Mikey eXtreme: This is just like him, though. He knows we’re after him, he knows that we’ll find him and he’s not even trying to hide.
Mikey looks up and down the building.
Mikey eXtreme: This has got to be the biggest hotel in the area. The biggest fucking building around. Everyone’s eyes are attracted to this place one way or another.. and there he is. Right in the middle of town.
Mikey slams his fist on the dashboard.
Mikey eXtreme: FUCK! He think this is some kind of fucking game, Freakshow. He thinks that he can toy with me like this and that I’ll come back to him, that I’ll bow before him and do his dirty work for him again.
He doesn’t know that I’m the fucking king now.
I don’t take orders from nobody. Especially not some piece of shit like him. I’m nobody’s pawn. I’m the god damn United States Champion, the American King. Does he think I’ll be so easy to control? Just like Vengeance, I will put an end to Samuel. I will. I have to.
Mikey slams his fist on the dashboard again.
Mikey eXtreme: FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!
Mikey looks at Freakshow.
Mikey eXtreme: We need a plan. We need to make this right. We need to stop him now.
Freakshow nods his head.
Freakshow: We can’t wait.
Mikey nods his head.
Mikey eXtreme: No, we must act fast. We can’t let him make the next move. We have to beat him to the punch. We need to make an impact.
Mikey looks at Freakshow who looks back at Mikey.
Mikey eXtreme: You know where I’m going.
Freakshow nods his head.
Mikey eXtreme: We’re going to need a few supplies.
Freakshow nods his head once more.
Mikey eXtreme: I might know somebody who can hook us up, but it’s going to cost us. He’s not going to want to stick his neck out too far if we’re not willing to return the favor.
Freakshow: I’m willing to do what it takes.
Mikey eXtreme: Good. I appreciate that, Freak. By the end of today, Samuel will be out of our life for good. We will be able to go on without having the constant thought of him striking back in the background. We won’t have to deal with this anymore. That’s all that matters to me right now.
Getting Vi back, and ending this fucking story right here. Ending this sad mother fucker’s dark cloud. WE are the Darkness. He has nothing to do with it. He tried his best to take over and look where it got him. He was once the leader of this movement, and he was one step away from being put down the last time we were in the same place.
And, I’m going to make sure that happens this time.
The scene fades abruptly.
Hank 2.0
Mikey is once again joined by Hank Brown. Hank stand is standing next to Mikey, who does not look pleased to be there.
Hank Brown: I noticed that Vidalia and Freakshow are not here, is everything okay?
Mikey’s eyes widen as he takes in a large breath through his nose.
Mikey eXtreme: Don’t worry about that, Hank. Just do your fucking job and ask me questions about Vengeance.
Hank is taken back a little, he did not expect Mikey to react the way he did.
Hank Brown: Well, okay, I was looking back at the history of Timebomb and I noticed that this is your second Timebomb pay per view appearance.
Mikey eXtreme: Okay, and?
Hank Brown: You were defeated in your first appearance at Timebomb last year, do you think this year will be different?
Mikey eXtreme: Do I think this year will be different? Of course I do, you idiot. Why would I go into Timebomb expecting to lose? Why would I go into the biggest match of my career expecting to lose MY united states title?
Do you understand who I am, Hank? Do you understand the importance of this title to me? I am the KING. I’m not some common man that is stepping inside the ring with Vengeance. I’ve evolved so much since my first Timebomb appearance. I’ve reached heights that I never even dreamt about.
Do you remember that match, Hank?
Hank Brown: Not really, I mean, that was a year ago and it was fairly early in your WCF career.
Mikey eXtreme: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
Hank Brown: Woah, Mikey, chill out! You don’t have to get pissed, I didn’t know if you were going to stick around long!
Mikey eXtreme: Never in my 11 year career has this ever happened ever. Are you fucking kidding me. I should chill? I shouldn't be pissed? Holy Fuck.
Hank backs away from Mikey a bit.
Mikey eXtreme: I’m just fucking with you, Hank. My career is 17 years long now.
Mikey laughs.
Mikey eXtreme: No, but really, that match was a fluke. It was my first big match in the WCF and I choked. I let Grime get the best of me, and it led him directly to the Television title.
But now, I’m on top, Hank. I’m not the low man on the totem pole. I’m not coming in nervous of making a mad impression. I’m the fucking United States champion. I’m on a historic run, right now. This is the third longest single reign. What has Vengeance done in his career?
Hell, I didn’t even know he was still on the roster until we had that match last month. Now he gets a fucking title shot? Who the fuck does he think he is? Who the fuck does Seth think he is? I know for a fact that he didn’t deserve this shot. I know for a fact that once I beat him at Timebomb, that he’ll fade into the background. No one will even remember his name after this. Nobody will ever talk about him, again. Nobody will care about Vengeance.
He will be blanketed in the darkness, lost forever. His soul will find it’s way to the soul chamber where it will be added to my collection.
His screams will pierce the hearts of everyone in that arena. They will feel sorry for him, they will say a small prayer for his safety, but then he will disappear into the darkness and his name will be forgotten.
Years from now, they will find footage of this match, and they will gasp at the beating that I lay down on Vengeance. They will be horrified by the monster that they claim me to be. But they won’t realize that these things I do are necessary. That every wrestler that I make victim, that I sacrifice to the dark lords is one step closer to me reaching immortality. One step closer to me becoming the greatest wrestler to EVER lace up the boots.
Did you see Adam Young retire last Wednesday night?
Hank Brown: I did, it was sad to see him go.
Mikey eXtreme: The only thing I regret about this match with Vengeance, is that he won’t get a send off like Adam Young. He won’t be able to get one last salute from the fans, do you know why?
Hank Brown: Why is that?
Mikey eXtreme: He’s not going to be able to get off the mat at the end of the match. They’ll have to bring a stretcher out from the back, and just like they did with Chelsea Armstrong, I won’t allow him to get off that easy. When you sign the contract to fight me inside that WCF ring, you sign a death warrant, and I have a license to kill.
When you put them together, you get the end of a career. And, I’m not afraid to end Vengeance’s career. I’m not afraid to end anyone’s careers here. That’s what I do, Hank. I sacrifice their souls to the dark lords, I feed them to keep them happy, and I reap the benefits.
Do you see this United States title?
That’s because I pleased the Darkness, I pleased the Dark Lords and they awarded me with this belt. They gave me full control over the United States by making me it’s champion.
Hank Brown: Well, you did earn that title in your match with Gemini.
Mikey eXtreme: I earned that belt with a sacrifice of Gemini. Make no mistake about it, if the Darkness did not want that belt around my waist, I would not have it. I would not be carrying this belt each and every week.
Now, now the Darkness wants Vengeance. They want me to devour his soul live in front of all of these idiotic Texans that are going to fill the arena. And, I’m going to do just that. I’m going to destroy him, Hank. Mark my words. I am going to destroy him live in the middle of that ring.
Mikey pushes Hank away and walks off. The scene fades.
In motion
We find Mikey and Freakshow standing inside the lobby of a fancy hotel in the middle of Town. Mikey is wheeling a room service cart while whistling to the tune of “Girlfriend” by Avril Lavigne. Freakshow is walking a steady pace behind him, scaring every rich mother fucker in the place.
A hotel employee approaches Mikey.
Man: Excuse me, sir. You cannot be playing with hotel property. I’m going to have to ask you to unhold that cart!
Mikey laughs.
Mikey eXtreme: This cart? This cart has something very special for an old friend of mine, and I must bring it to him.
Hank Brown: I’m sure our staff can take care of this for you, mister..?
The man waits for Mikey to tell him his name.
Mikey eXtreme: No, that’ll be okay. I think I’m capable of making the delivery. Plus, I want that tip.
Mikey hits a superkick as he passes the man by, dropping him quickly to the floor. Freakshow delivers a quick kick to the man as he passes by too.
Mikey eXtreme: He’s on the 5th floor, Freak. You take the Northside, and I’ll take the Southside. Let’s not let him get away.
Freakshow nods his head and heads towards the other side of the hotel. Mikey waits a moment and calls for the elevator. He wheels the cart in and presses the button for the fifth floor. A short spanish gentleman is inside the elevator.
Man 2: Hola, senor.
Mikey ignores him.
Man 2: I said Hello, senor.
Mikey eXtreme: I heard you.
Man 2: You’re not going to say it back?
Mikey eXtreme: Hello.
Man 2: How are you?
Mikey eXtreme: If you say one more word to me, I’m going to kill you.
Man 2: Don’t be a dick, man.
Mikey lifts the lid on the platter that he is wheeling to Samuel Light’s room. There is a bomb sitting on the plate. The man turns white as a ghost.
Mikey eXtreme: You were saying?
The man begins to pray, he grabs at his rosary that is hanging on his neck.
Mikey eXtreme: Shhh.
Mikey lifts his finger to his lips. The man begins to sob a bit, and Mikey puts him in a standing guillotine choke. The man passes out as the elevator dings, and the door opens. Mikey drops the man to the floor and pushes the cart out the door.
He begins to whistle to the tune of “Girlfriend” once more. He continues to push the cart, turning a corner to see Samuel Light walking towards him.
Samuel Light: Mikey, what a pleasant surprise!
Mikey eXtreme: I’ve got a surprise for you, Samuel.
Mikey begins to approach Samuel, who turns around and begins to run towards the other elevators. He quickly turns a corner, and then begins to backpedal back around the corner as he is met by Freakshow.
Mikey eXtreme: To your room, Samuel.
Samuel Light leads them to his hotel room, and once inside, Freakshow pushes him towards a chair and he sits down.
Samuel Light: I don’t know what you’re trying to prove, Mikey.
Mikey eXtreme: You have something that belongs to me.
Samuel Light: I haven’t the slightest idea what you’re talking about.
Mikey eXtreme: Freakshow, the binds.
Freakshow begins to bind Samuel to the chair.
Samuel Light: Do you think I will tell you anything because you’re tying me up?
Samuel begins to laugh.
Samuel Light: You attempt at intimidation amuses me.
Mikey eXtreme: No, Sam. I have other plans for you.
A sinister grin comes over Mikey’s face as he lifts the lid one more time. Samuel’s eyes widen as he notices the bomb on the plate.
Mikey eXtreme: You weren’t brave enough to do this, Samuel. But, I am.
Samuel Light: Don’t be crazy, Michael! You’ll kill us all!
Mikey eXtreme: Freakshow and I are not tied down, Samuel. and I made sure the rooms above and below us were booked to make sure that you’re the only casualty of this war.
Mikey laughs.
Mikey eXtreme: Now, as I was saying, Samuel. I believe you have something of mine.
Samuel spits in Mikey’s face. Mikey instantly slaps him across the face.
Mikey eXtreme: Where is she?
Samuel doesn’t respond. He turns his head away from Mikey, and Mikey walks in front of Samuel who turns his head away again.
Mikey eXtreme: Stop acting childish, Samuel. Tell me where she is.
Again, he is quiet. Mikey picks up the plate and puts it directly under Samuel’s chair. He clicks a few buttons on the side and smiles at Sam.
Mikey eXtreme: You had your chance, Samuel. Now I must be going. I have just enough time to get safely away.
Mikey begins to walk towards the door as Samuel screams at him.
Samuel Light: SHE’S ACROSS THE STREET!
Mikey eXtreme: What?
Samuel Light: THERE’S A GROCERY STORE ACROSS THE STREET, SHE IS IN THE BASEMENT. NOW DISARM THIS BOMB.
Mikey eXtreme: How do I know you’re not lying?
Samuel Light: YOU CAN TRUST ME, SHE’S ACROSS THE STREET. UNTIE ME!
Mikey looks at Samuel, and smiles.
Mikey eXtreme: I don’t know how to disarm a bomb.
Samuel screams in terror.
Mikey and Freakshow leave the room and head across the street. Once they enter the grocery store, the sound and vibration of the bomb begins to ripple through the air. People begin to scream, and run as Mikey calmly walks to the flight of stairs in the back of the store.
Mikey eXtreme: Vidalia, are you down here?
Three men turn their heads towards Mikey and begin to swarm him. Freakshow steps ahead of him and grabs two of them, throwing them halfway across the room. Mikey spears the third man, and gets him in an arm triangle choke, putting him to sleep.
Mikey eXtreme: Vidalia?!
He yells one more time, and then hears the slight sound of someone’s murmurs. She is in the corner gagged and being held in a large sack. Mikey unties it and lets her out. He pulls the gag out of her mouth.
Vidalia: Took you long enough!
Mikey eXtreme: Yeah, I’m glad to see you too, Vi.
Vidalia: What was that rumble?
Mikey eXtreme: Let’s just say, our problems are solved.
She shoots him a puzzled look as the scene fades away.
Hank 3.0
Hank. Brown. Stalking Mikey eXtreme, as always.
Hank Brown: Ladies and Gentlemen of the WCF Galaxy, I am here once again, with Mikey eXtreme! His upcoming match with Vengeance for the United States championship is one of the highlights of WCF’s Timebomb!
Mikey eXtreme: Could you take any longer with that introduction? Jesus christ.
Hank Brown: Mikey, This will be your fourth match against Vengeance, but only your second one on one contest with him. You’re 1-1-1 in those matches, but 0-1 in singles competition, and you have never picked up a pinfall or submission over Vengeance in those matches.
Do you think that plays a major role in this match?
Mikey eXtreme: Do you have a too long; didn’t read? Jesus christ, Hank. Listen, the records don’t matter. I’m sure there were some tag matches that I won for my teams that I let other people pick up the victory because I felt bad for them.
I know one of those matches I was viciously attacked during and I know for a fact that Vengeance didn’t deserve that win over me, but I’ll prove to the world at Timebomb that I should have won that match. I’ll prove at Timebomb that I am as great as I say I am and I will walk out of that building with my United States championship.
Hank Brown: Your confidence seems to have risen since the other day. Any reason for that?
Mikey eXtreme: Hank, I told you, I was as confident as I always have been. There is nothing that is going to stop me from retaining this United States title. There is no way that a bum like Vengeance is going to take it from me.
He’s a former hardcore messiah!
But yet, where is he? He’s shied away from that lifestyle because he couldn’t handle it. He couldn’t take all the pain and torture that comes with that life. So he ran away, and now he wants to be taken serious? I’m Mikey fucking eXtreme, the KING of Hardcore. The King of eXtreme.
I’m everything that Vengeance has always wanted to be. I bet if you asked him, he would tell you that he aspires to be me. That one day he hopes to wake up and find out that he is the new Mikey eXtreme. But, the reality of the matter is, that will never happen. There will never be another wrestler like me. The WCF is getting a treat right now, the WCF gets to book me each and every week.
These WCF fans get to see me put on a show for them each and every week.
Now, I don’t do it for them and I could care less what they think about me. But, I know, deep down inside, they’re just like Vengeance. They all watch me and wish that they could be as good as me, as talented as me, and do the things that I can do.
Do you think Vengeance can beat me, Hank?
Hank Brown: I don’t have any bias in this match, Mikey, but based on the past you guys seem to be even.
Mikey eXtreme: Don’t be a pussy, Hank. Tell it like it is. Tell them that I am going to bring Vengeance to a place that he has never seen before. Tell them that Vengeance has no chance in hell of winning this match. Tell them, Hank.
Hank Brown: I don’t feel comfortable making predictions.
Mikey eXtreme: Another WCF pussy. I’m standing here in front of you, the greatest WCF wrestler that has EVER lived. The greatest American champion of all time. I’M STANDING HERE, HANK, YOU SHOULD BE IN AWE OF MY ABILITY.
Mikey grabs Hank by his shirt.
Mikey eXtreme: But no, you’re a Vengeance fan. You cheer Vengina on each and every week he steps in that ring. Do you know why? Because, I know why. I know why you and every other Vengeance fan out there roots for him and cheers for him.
It’s because you feel sorry for him.
You are pulled into him because you know he doesn’t belong where he is. You know that he is one moment away from being erased, but yet somehow.. very seldomly, he wins here and there. Hell, he beat me, the biggest moment of his life. Now, a month later, he sits on his deathbed, waiting for me to give him his fatal injection. He waits for me to bring him down to the gallows.
And that’s just what I plan on doing, Hank.I plan on ending Vengeance right there in the middle of the ring. In the middle of the WCF galaxy. I plan on taking this United States championship to places it has never been to places it will never be ever again.
You thought D-Day or Natural Ice Beckman made this title what it is today? Do you think Logan made this title what it is today? Look at the people who have held this title before me: Roy Speede? Slickie T? Jay Price? All fucking jobbers. Hell, even fucking Seth Lerch held this damn belt. But here I am, making it a legitimate belt. Here I am making this belt matter, and putting the United States on the map.
Without me? America fails. I am America and I will be recognized as the greatest. LONG LIVE AMERICA, AND GOD BLESS Mikey eXtreme!
Mikey pushes Hank out of the frame and walks away. The scene fades as Hank is trying to fix his stupid fucking tie.
Bomb
Mikey sits upon his throne, he looks deep over his Kingdom. The flames begin to rise up once again. Explosions are going off in the distance, and the birds are beginning to disperse from around the castle.
Mikey eXtreme: Everything is returning to normal, I see. Everything is the way it should be.
Mikey pats his United States title.
Mikey eXtreme: Now I must make sure that I keep my belt. I must make sure that I go down in history. I must make sure that the Darkness grows in power and grows in size. I must make sure that Vengeance does not get the final laugh. That he does not make a mockery of everything I stand for.
Doc walks in from the shadows, his eyes are replaced with flames as he begins to speak to Mikey.
Doc: You’ve conquered your fears, son. You have gone out and done what I told you to do, and now you are one step closer to retaining your United States championship. The Darkness is very pleased with you, Michael. The darkness is very happy in the way you have been ruling over your Kingdom.
You are one win away from a 100 day reign as United States champion. 100 days, Michael. Do you know how rare of a feat that is? Especially in a day and age like today? With all the talent the WCF has picked up since you arrived? You have outshined them all. You have proven to the world you are as good as you say you are.
Now, now you destroy Vengeance. Now you rise even higher in the ranks of the WCF. Now you become KING of the WCF. It is your destiny, my son. You are capable and you are able. You must do it, Mikey.
Mikey eXtreme: I am already the King of the WCF. There isn’t anyone on the roster that I cannot beat. There isn’t one person that can best me when I’m at my best. I’ve proven that time and time again. I’ve beaten countless “champions” I’ve beaten countless “former champions” I’ve defeated the best of the best and I’ve ended some of the best too.
Now, now I turn my attention to Vengeance. Now I begin to dig his grave, I begin to prepare his eulogy. Now, I begin to let the WCF mourn his loss because he will no longer be the Vengeance that everyone knows and loves. Harley Rhodes, the man, will be broken. Harley Rhodes, the man, will be eliminated. He will regret his decision to take on this match. He will sit at home and he will watch Slam each and every week and he will change the channel when I come out there.
He will avoid my name at all costs.
His family will bring up the WCF and once my name gets dropped, his whole mood will change. Like Brad Kane, he will have to deal with his depression. But, unlike Brad Kane, he WILL NOT be the United States champion.
The reign of Mikey eXtreme is not ending anytime soon. America is at it’s best when it’s in my hands. Vengeance will be the Donald Trump of United States champions. It just doesn’t make any sense to me. It doesn’t make any sense to anyone else, but yet, there he is in the runnings.. and there he is at the top of some people’s ballots. But in the end? We all know it won’t work, we all know it won’t happen.
Mikey eXtreme is the right choice. Mikey eXtreme is the true King of eXtreme. Mikey eXtreme is the true GOD of XTREME. Just remember that, there might have been imposters in the past, but Mikey eXtreme is the god that everyone has been waiting for. Mikey eXtreme is the true messiah of Hardcore.
Mikey stands up from his throne, his arms are raised to his side.
Mikey eXtreme: I am Mikey eXtreme, the greatest God that has ever been. I am Mikey eXtreme the GOD of American Hardcore. The God of WCF. I will be worshipped. I will be respected and I will walk out of Texas as the United States champion.
Mikey looks out over his kingdom again, explosions begin to go off ALL across the Kingdom. Bombs blasting all around.
”And the bombs bursting in air,
gave proof through the night,
that Mikey was still there”
gave proof through the night,
that Mikey was still there”
