Post by Deleted on Feb 22, 2016 13:30:16 GMT -5
@riddikuler
Salutations, citizens of the world's nations! As you surely know by now, I, Dag Riddik, am your new, far more effective and capable champion! I shall be the one who guides you all into the unforeseeable and unpredictable future with my immense knowledge and planning. Truly, this is a day which shall forever be remembered in history as the day that the human race was saved from the brink of extinction. As champion, I have the right to bestow upon you my plans to salvage what's left of decaying humanity. Of course, I will initially have to start small, only applying my genius to the confines of this corporation for a short time. Therefore, to cut right to the point, I have one initial proclamation that is to be implemented immediately. Starting next week on Slam, I demand that all things Japanese be eradicated from the culture of this company. This will be accomplished through the following decrees:
1. No one will use the word Japanese or Japan any longer; they are to be referred to as japs and Radioactive Zone, respectively, from here on out.
2. Aboslutely no anime, Asian animations, hentai, or any other intelligence-insulting garbage of such sort shall be allowed under any circumstances.
3. No J-Pop is to be played in any format. All personal CDs and MP3s/phones will be investigated upon entry to the building and anything with this vile noise will be confiscated and immediately wiped and redistributed to other employees deemed trustworthy.
4. Positively no drawing of triangular humanoids will be permitted. This is considered anime and will be confiscated and destroyed immediately upon discovery. All drawing utencils owned by the offending individual will also be confiscated and redistributed to more worthy employees.
5. No jap food or candy will be allowed into arenas at all. All bags will be checked for the retardedly expensive and miniscule candies and other riff raff, and if any is discovered it will be disposed of in a burning barrel immediately to destroy its awful smell.
6. All cat ear hoodies, furry scarves, or other "cutesy" nonsense will be banned from the arenas. These will also be searched for and burned on discovery.
7. Absolutely no jap will be spoken in the arenas. Any use of jap words, especially "kawaii," "desu," "senpai," "baka," and "anime" will result in a very, very firm punch in the mouth, to be enforced by myself, the International Champion. In fact, any of the specified words will result in seven punches to the mouth because they are that fucking annoying. Also, "anime" will now be referred to simply as triangular gay porn cartoons.
That is all for now, loyal citizens, but be sure to check back for updates to this announcement and look for further important decrees. Your cooperation is appreciated during these difficult recovery times.
Salutations, citizens of the world's nations! As you surely know by now, I, Dag Riddik, am your new, far more effective and capable champion! I shall be the one who guides you all into the unforeseeable and unpredictable future with my immense knowledge and planning. Truly, this is a day which shall forever be remembered in history as the day that the human race was saved from the brink of extinction. As champion, I have the right to bestow upon you my plans to salvage what's left of decaying humanity. Of course, I will initially have to start small, only applying my genius to the confines of this corporation for a short time. Therefore, to cut right to the point, I have one initial proclamation that is to be implemented immediately. Starting next week on Slam, I demand that all things Japanese be eradicated from the culture of this company. This will be accomplished through the following decrees:
1. No one will use the word Japanese or Japan any longer; they are to be referred to as japs and Radioactive Zone, respectively, from here on out.
2. Aboslutely no anime, Asian animations, hentai, or any other intelligence-insulting garbage of such sort shall be allowed under any circumstances.
3. No J-Pop is to be played in any format. All personal CDs and MP3s/phones will be investigated upon entry to the building and anything with this vile noise will be confiscated and immediately wiped and redistributed to other employees deemed trustworthy.
4. Positively no drawing of triangular humanoids will be permitted. This is considered anime and will be confiscated and destroyed immediately upon discovery. All drawing utencils owned by the offending individual will also be confiscated and redistributed to more worthy employees.
5. No jap food or candy will be allowed into arenas at all. All bags will be checked for the retardedly expensive and miniscule candies and other riff raff, and if any is discovered it will be disposed of in a burning barrel immediately to destroy its awful smell.
6. All cat ear hoodies, furry scarves, or other "cutesy" nonsense will be banned from the arenas. These will also be searched for and burned on discovery.
7. Absolutely no jap will be spoken in the arenas. Any use of jap words, especially "kawaii," "desu," "senpai," "baka," and "anime" will result in a very, very firm punch in the mouth, to be enforced by myself, the International Champion. In fact, any of the specified words will result in seven punches to the mouth because they are that fucking annoying. Also, "anime" will now be referred to simply as triangular gay porn cartoons.
That is all for now, loyal citizens, but be sure to check back for updates to this announcement and look for further important decrees. Your cooperation is appreciated during these difficult recovery times.
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!!! I always love how Grrrrrrrr you always are when you know that all I've gotta do is turn up and you'll be like "No, Kat... please... I didn't mean to be Grrrrrrrrrr! I'm so sorryyyyyyyyyyy!" hahahahaha! You're as bad as Daggy with his fake Grrrrrrrrrr which he cant back up either 