Post by Corey Black on Feb 14, 2016 8:43:53 GMT -5
A nice candle-lit dinner for two in a fancy cafe in Denmark. Any girl would be gushing over this scenario. The lucky lady tonight is Taylor Swift. And her lucky suitor is, of course, Corey Black. She's wearing a fancy blue dress. He's wearing jeans and a hoodie. This will come into play later, I promise you.
Taylor Swift
It's been so long since I've done something fun for Valentine's. I'm usually working.
This fantasy world is the best.
Corey Black
Speaking of working, did you see I have a World Title Match? ...on the moon?
Taylor Swift
Yeah, what's the logistics on that?
Corey Black
Well I had to go through astronaut training, drank a bunch of Tang, and now I get to anti gravitational whoop some ass.
Taylor Swift
Oh be nice, it's your old friend Jayson. I'm sure you have something nice to say about him.
...
nah.
Corey Black
Jayson Price is a punk bitch and I'm going to literally kill him on the moon - where it is legal.
Taylor Swift
Wait what? You're supposed to be nice. It's Valentine's Day!
Corey Black
Do I look like someone that gives a shit about rules? I haven't played by the rules for 15 years, I'm not going to start now.
Taylor Swift
Good point, fuck this clown up.
Corey Black
When the elbow hits your eye like a big pizza pie ... that's amore. I love hitting you, Jayson. And it isn't because you're a fierce competitor or because you're such a great World Champion, it's because without me, you'd be nothing. You're one of many that I have made famous because you piss me off so much. A dubious honor shared with Adam Young and Doc Henry. Yes, Jayson, you're literally garbage.
But that's not the point. The point is taking the WCF World Title off your grubby little hands and putting it on the waist of a true Champion. A true King. Winning the belt on the moon will turn the World Title into the Interplanetary Championship, something I know well having beat the shit out of that space cadet Logan the last three meetings we've had. I see you there, fuck face. Try to come after the title when it is held by someone worth a shit, I'll fuck you up so bad your grandchildren will feel it.
That isn't the point, the point is shoving my elbow so deep in Jayson's mouth I'll be able to grab his panties and floss his fucking brain with them. In one ear and out the other with the frilly pink ones he wears under his gear. Without mercy, I'll break his arm, then break his other arm, tie the loose noodle limbs together and pummel his face into mush. It'll be like he was in a car accident two days ago and broke a utility pole in half. I'll make him look like Katherine Phoenix's pussy after a night running the Family train. Broken, beaten, bleeding, and half smiling - that's a condition she might want to get looked at.
The level of brutality I lay down on Jayson Price will be unlike anything anyone has ever seen or felt. Slam will be rated NC-17 for violence, gore, language, and nudity - the whole ripping panties through his digestive tract and through his head kind of nudity.
Taylor Swift
I've never been more wet in my entire life!
It started raining three minutes ago. The cafe is outdoors.
...
nah.
It's her pussy.
Corey calls for the check immediately.
Taylor Swift
It's been so long since I've done something fun for Valentine's. I'm usually working.
This fantasy world is the best.
Corey Black
Speaking of working, did you see I have a World Title Match? ...on the moon?
Taylor Swift
Yeah, what's the logistics on that?
Corey Black
Well I had to go through astronaut training, drank a bunch of Tang, and now I get to anti gravitational whoop some ass.
Taylor Swift
Oh be nice, it's your old friend Jayson. I'm sure you have something nice to say about him.
...
nah.
Corey Black
Jayson Price is a punk bitch and I'm going to literally kill him on the moon - where it is legal.
Taylor Swift
Wait what? You're supposed to be nice. It's Valentine's Day!
Corey Black
Do I look like someone that gives a shit about rules? I haven't played by the rules for 15 years, I'm not going to start now.
Taylor Swift
Good point, fuck this clown up.
Corey Black
When the elbow hits your eye like a big pizza pie ... that's amore. I love hitting you, Jayson. And it isn't because you're a fierce competitor or because you're such a great World Champion, it's because without me, you'd be nothing. You're one of many that I have made famous because you piss me off so much. A dubious honor shared with Adam Young and Doc Henry. Yes, Jayson, you're literally garbage.
But that's not the point. The point is taking the WCF World Title off your grubby little hands and putting it on the waist of a true Champion. A true King. Winning the belt on the moon will turn the World Title into the Interplanetary Championship, something I know well having beat the shit out of that space cadet Logan the last three meetings we've had. I see you there, fuck face. Try to come after the title when it is held by someone worth a shit, I'll fuck you up so bad your grandchildren will feel it.
That isn't the point, the point is shoving my elbow so deep in Jayson's mouth I'll be able to grab his panties and floss his fucking brain with them. In one ear and out the other with the frilly pink ones he wears under his gear. Without mercy, I'll break his arm, then break his other arm, tie the loose noodle limbs together and pummel his face into mush. It'll be like he was in a car accident two days ago and broke a utility pole in half. I'll make him look like Katherine Phoenix's pussy after a night running the Family train. Broken, beaten, bleeding, and half smiling - that's a condition she might want to get looked at.
The level of brutality I lay down on Jayson Price will be unlike anything anyone has ever seen or felt. Slam will be rated NC-17 for violence, gore, language, and nudity - the whole ripping panties through his digestive tract and through his head kind of nudity.
Taylor Swift
I've never been more wet in my entire life!
It started raining three minutes ago. The cafe is outdoors.
...
nah.
It's her pussy.
Corey calls for the check immediately.
