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Post by 6ix Goddess on Feb 3, 2016 18:16:22 GMT -5
Following a ruthless and cowardly attack by Team of Torture members Katherine Phoenix and Morrigana at WSeaF F15teen, #BeachKrew member and Monster Guardian of the BrOcean, OblivSEAon's fate in WCF is unknown.
#BeachKrew spokeswoman, Thursday Kerrigan, released the following statement:
"After an ugly smear campaign launched by our enemies to hurt poor OblivSEAon's feeling and distort his sense of trust in his brothers and comrades in #BeachKrew, Katherine Phoenix saw to it that the physical and emotional torture of our gentle monster would end in his physical breaking. While OblivSEAon will now never truly know just how deeply we believed in him and accepted him as one of our own, we shall be paying our final dues and sending him off this Slam with a carefully planned tribute to one of the greatest world champions of all time."
After choking back tears for a moment, comforted by #BeachKrew leader "Six God" Jared Holmes, Kerrigan added:
"We shall also be starting the OblivSEAon Foundation, aimed to help troubled children and the victims of bullying find creative outlets and build their self-esteem."
The opening benefit concert for the Oblivion Foundation be on February 15th, and it will feature speaking appearances by former Whirlpool Champion Wade Moor, WSeaF Assistant Director of Dank Memes Sandy Coconutz, and #BeachKrew style and self-help guru Brofessor Coach. Live music will be provided by OblivSEAon's favorite music artists, Slayer and Silentó.
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Post by John Gable on Feb 3, 2016 18:22:24 GMT -5
@maltesefalconquest
I have faced and teamed with Oblivion countless times. It is truly a shame what happened to him. He was a valiant competitor and I am sure he would fully appreciate such a dedication and I for one feel that this will help people finally understand that #BeachKrew is a bunch of stand up guys. They help people when they are down. They helped me through the darkest period of my career and now they look to help others they don't even know. Thank you, Jared. This is an amazing project you have started.
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Post by Earth-616 Holmes on Feb 3, 2016 18:29:14 GMT -5
@relentlessholmes Oblivion, and I did have a few YGO Games. Out of respect for what we both have in common, I'll attend.
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Post by Joey Flash on Feb 3, 2016 18:35:37 GMT -5
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i guess fat ppl do go to heaven
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Post by Logan on Feb 3, 2016 18:39:15 GMT -5
Oblivion was a retard, rapist, and occasional murderer. If his ashes are scattered to the sea (assuming thats what you mermen would do) I hope a whale swallows them and cums them out.
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Post by Lilith on Feb 3, 2016 18:51:55 GMT -5
Ms.Phoenix
Obi Bear was a murderer, a rapist and sick in the head!!! Only #LOLBeachKrew would celebrate such a meanie! You should all be ashamed of yourselves! Morrigana did what should have been done a long long time ago! Had Oblivion raped or hurt any of you or your families I'm sure this would be different! Unbelievable!
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Post by K. L. Henson on Feb 3, 2016 19:07:05 GMT -5
@killhenson
As a determinist, I have believe in a world without good and evil. Everything is either a favorable or unfavorable outcome resulting from infinite details before hand. Oblivion is not to blame for his actions. He was merely acting on his animalistic instincts that were programmed into him by the previous span of existence.
I, myself, think this is a good idea. And besides, how can THE FAMILY be so against helping troubled and bullied young people? The foundation, despite who it is based on, is an important effort. How can they be so selfish?
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Post by Wade Moor on Feb 3, 2016 19:39:10 GMT -5
@godnilla
Our thoughts go out to OblivSEAon, wherever he may be. He'll always be the Monster Guardian of our Hearts #PrayForObi
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Post by 6ix God on Feb 3, 2016 21:57:26 GMT -5
Ms.Phoenix
Obi Bear was a murderer, a rapist and sick in the head!!! Only #LOLBeachKrew would celebrate such a meanie! You should all be ashamed of yourselves! Morrigana did what should have been done a long long time ago! Had Oblivion raped or hurt any of you or your families I'm sure this would be different! Unbelievable! @sixgodshark The words of a woman who kidnapped and tortured a man. A woman who has attempted murder by arson on several individuals. A woman who was madly in love with OblivSEAon until he spurned her psychopathic advances, only to be met with a shiv to the stomach. Only a woman as sinister and treacherous as Katherine Phoenix - the person who attempted to brainwash Oblivion into believing we were his enemies - would dare tarnish the name of a dead man. Katherine Phoenix is not a good person. The Team of Torture are not good people. #TypeO2Pray4OblivSEAon |
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Post by Alex Richards on Feb 3, 2016 22:45:36 GMT -5
@alexsplayground
Oblivion's favorite music acts weren't Slayer and Silento. That was a misquote. He wanted to slay Silento
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Post by 6ix God on Feb 3, 2016 22:49:13 GMT -5
@sixgodshark
Few knew Oblivion as intimately as we did. I can assure you, that watching him Whip and watching him Nae Nae was truly a sight to behold. His stanky leg was a danky leg. He Superman'd that hoe.
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Post by Wade Moor on Feb 4, 2016 0:28:56 GMT -5
@godnilla
Nobody can crank the Soulja Boy like Broblivion could.
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Post by SickWaves Blackamura on Feb 4, 2016 2:27:08 GMT -5
Ms.Phoenix
Obi Bear was a murderer, a rapist and sick in the head!!! Only #LOLBeachKrew would celebrate such a meanie! You should all be ashamed of yourselves! Morrigana did what should have been done a long long time ago! Had Oblivion raped or hurt any of you or your families I'm sure this would be different! Unbelievable! FUCKIN LEL! It's not like anybody could murder you because you already been committing career suicide the whole time you been in this bish. He couldn't have raped you, because let's be real, we've all fucked your stank ass. Didn't the monster like crack your head with a broom handle, rub peanut butter on you, and like straight up murder you or something? Yeah, that's right. That shit was dank. |
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Post by John Rabid on Feb 4, 2016 5:59:36 GMT -5
The last time I checked, heroes don't gloat over the death of an opponent. Even one they feared, such as Jakob Lister.
Some people in this Federation need to grow up and stop pretending to be something they're not.
It's tiresome. It's nauseous. And quite frankly?
It's boring.
Now, shall we act like adults for a change and remember that yet another death has washed upon our shores? A few moments to reflect please. And this Sunday? I suggest you all RESPECT the ringing of the bell ten times. Otherwise, more questions will be asked.
Chiefly, who among you is being honest, and who among you is a FUCKING WORM with an agenda to lie and disrupt and nothing more?
Good day.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 4, 2016 6:03:25 GMT -5
@riddikuler
It's like these guys have nothing to do, shit
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Post by John Rabid on Feb 4, 2016 6:21:34 GMT -5
Dag, may I speak with you for a few moments?
Over the last few days, I've trolled you, basically because everyone hates you. Also to keep myself awake until this whole Family affair blows over. Yet strangely, I now find myself compelled to inform you that you are in danger, a very REAL danger, of being sacrificed.
I imagine you've been spun some yarns over the past few weeks, buttered up with inspirational speeches on how great you're doing and what marvelous plans your leader has.
They don't. They NEVER have.
They take strays like yourself and they use them up for their own pitiful ends. You are currently a victim of a Dangerous Liaisons-via-a-trailer-park scam. One that's been played out a thousand times before.
You have two choices now:
1. Listen to me and survive.
2. Ignore me and perish.
I hope you choose the smart route; for all your faults you do have a competitive spirit and that is always welcome here in the WCF. Do yourself a favour. Read these words carefully and contemplate what they mean. If they still don't convince you, look up a man named Marc Mayhem. I think that will clear up matters more.
I won't be trolling you anymore, Dag. I care not for your "stable". It's invisible to me. I just wanted to give you a chance to survive this. No agenda other than that.
Good Day.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 4, 2016 6:56:15 GMT -5
@riddikuler
Looks like someone realized how pointless their actions are lol
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Post by John Rabid on Feb 4, 2016 7:25:30 GMT -5
@riddikuler Looks like someone realized how pointless their actions are lol Such a waste. Goodbye in advance, Dag. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 4, 2016 7:33:45 GMT -5
@riddikuler Looks like someone realized how pointless their actions are lol Such a waste. Goodbye in advance, Dag. @riddikuler  |
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Post by Bonnie Blue on Feb 4, 2016 8:35:41 GMT -5
@wcf_bonnieblue
Though Oblivion and I have had our differences in the past -- and settled them at One -- and hindsight being what it is, I have come to understand that his acts were predicated on drives he couldn't control. I'm no fan of #BeachKrew by a longshot, but I am willing to stand with y'all on this one sad occasion. Whatever else he may have been -- Monster or man -- he was part of our WCF family.
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