Post by Lilith on Feb 1, 2016 16:35:08 GMT -5
Soooooooo since I was "fired" from my position as Assistant of Talent Relations a lot of silly little bears have been asking me why Kit Kat hasn't said a single thing on twitter or anywhere else... for the longest time that's all my Teddy Bears could talk about! They thought I was hiding from Koala Lion... hiding from that adorable little poll Thursday Bear put up on the website. I saw that, Thursday 
it was SUPER cute! But they were all wrong... I wasnt hiding AT ALL! For the past week I have been a super busy bee getting everything sorted... I was busy making my Logi Bear sandwiches so he could prepare himself for the match he so easily won, I've been busy making plans for Sarah Teddy and I to play house together once again now that she's returned... and I've been super busy sorting super special things out for the WCF employees!
Katherine Phoenix may no longer be the Assistant of Talent Relations, but that hasn't and WON'T stop me from looking after all you super adorable little bears in the back. Koala Lion was super mean (again) at Fifteen when he was all "Roar Roar Roar... no pennies or foods or anything for anyone!!!" but I'm going to PERSONALLY make sure that none of you starv and all of you happiful little bears are looked after super nicely! And it is for that reason that from this moment on, Katherine Phoenix is no longer just a wrestler in this company... but she is also the NEW and greatest ever... HEAD OF COOKIE RELATIONS!!!
It took me a while to figure out who deserves what but I think I have finally figured it out And Andy Bear... I knows you hate me. You thought I was super mean and grrrrrrr to you when I was under Koala Lions leadership, but I want you to knows that that wasn't me. I only wanted you to follow the rules because I knew what Koala Lion would do to you if you didn't. I was trying my hardest to look after you and everyone else because I knew if I didn't, no one else would. I want to let you knows right now, Andy Bear, that Koala Lion may be treating you mean and stuffs but I am going to personally make sure that you're okay.
Oh and Koala Lion... I knows you're reading this and thinking "she can't do this! She can't stop me from being a angry little pony raping weirdo!" but you're wrong. Just like the ironclad contract I made up for my Sarah Teddy, I also made up several others this cookie one? You'll find filed under C for "you're a weird fucking CUNT!!!!"
Anyway the new cookie handouts are as followed. Note: none of you have cookie contracts, you're only receiving this out of the kindness of my heart and Logi Bears IRONCLAD six million dollar contract
WCF Cookie Handouts In 2016
it was SUPER cute! But they were all wrong... I wasnt hiding AT ALL! For the past week I have been a super busy bee getting everything sorted... I was busy making my Logi Bear sandwiches so he could prepare himself for the match he so easily won, I've been busy making plans for Sarah Teddy and I to play house together once again now that she's returned... and I've been super busy sorting super special things out for the WCF employees!Katherine Phoenix may no longer be the Assistant of Talent Relations, but that hasn't and WON'T stop me from looking after all you super adorable little bears in the back. Koala Lion was super mean (again) at Fifteen when he was all "Roar Roar Roar... no pennies or foods or anything for anyone!!!" but I'm going to PERSONALLY make sure that none of you starv and all of you happiful little bears are looked after super nicely! And it is for that reason that from this moment on, Katherine Phoenix is no longer just a wrestler in this company... but she is also the NEW and greatest ever... HEAD OF COOKIE RELATIONS!!!
It took me a while to figure out who deserves what but I think I have finally figured it out
And Andy Bear... I knows you hate me. You thought I was super mean and grrrrrrr to you when I was under Koala Lions leadership, but I want you to knows that that wasn't me. I only wanted you to follow the rules because I knew what Koala Lion would do to you if you didn't. I was trying my hardest to look after you and everyone else because I knew if I didn't, no one else would. I want to let you knows right now, Andy Bear, that Koala Lion may be treating you mean and stuffs but I am going to personally make sure that you're okay.Oh and Koala Lion... I knows you're reading this and thinking "she can't do this! She can't stop me from being a angry little pony raping weirdo!" but you're wrong. Just like the ironclad contract I made up for my Sarah Teddy, I also made up several others
this cookie one? You'll find filed under C for "you're a weird fucking CUNT!!!!" Anyway the new cookie handouts are as followed. Note: none of you have cookie contracts, you're only receiving this out of the kindness of my heart and Logi Bears IRONCLAD six million dollar contract
WCF Cookie Handouts In 2016
| Star | Weekly Cookie Handout | Bonuses |
| Logan | 20 hotdog cookies per week | An IOU booklet written out by Katherine (includes several sandwich creations) |
| Joey Flash | 5 duck cookies per week.  | Years supply of duck food to feed the Ducks at nearby lakes |
| CJ Phoenix | 2 Packages of Double Stuf Oreos per week. | 10% off discount card for WCFShop.com |
| Sarah Twilight | 10 witches hat cookies per week. | A voucher for unlimited cuddles |
| Psycho Dragon | 5 Dragon Cookies per week. | All the How To Train Your Dragon movies on DVD and a red dragon cuddly toy |
| Lee Roberts | 5 homemade chocolate chip cookies | A years supply of Pepsi Max |
| Charon the Ferryman | 10 black gold cookies per week | A large collection of kitchen knives |
| Steve Orbit | 5 pimp cookies per week | A years supply of shoe polish |
| Stuart Slane | 2 boxes of cubscout cookies per week | 10 cubscout badges (random selection) per year. |
| Teo Del Sol | 2 boxes of sugar glass cookies per week | Mighty Mouse TV series on DVD (full collection) + a pet mouse (Kat may have randomly found the mouse on the streets) |
| Mikey eXtreme | 2 packages of USA cookies per week | A full sized American flag and a years supply of Dunkin Donuts |
| Tiffany White | 1 tin selection of rainbow cookies per week | A yearly membership to Match.com |
| Spencer Adams | 2 packages of white chocolate chip cookies per week | A 50% off voucher for the Build A Bear Workshop |
| Andre Holmes | 5 packages of white chocolate and raspberry cookies per week | An all paid vacation to Disney World, Florida. |
| Occulo | 2 packages of Birthday Cake Oreos per week | A pair of Nike running shoes and a coloring book |
| Bonnie Blue | 10 space cookies per week | A family ticket to the Kennedy Space Center |
| Lucious Starr | 10 star cookies per week | A top of the range telescope and a notepad with sparkle pen |
| Grayson Pierce | 10 clown cookies per week | A family ticket to a circus of your choice and a years supply of clown makeup |
| Bernard Core | 1 package of teacher cookies per week | A pink glittery notepad and matching pen |
| Andre Jenson | 5 broomstick cookies per week | A years subscription to World of Warcraft |
| DeMarcus Jordan | 10 spooky cookies per week | Scooby Doo boxset on DVD and large bucket of popcorn |
| Akane "Nagasaki" Katsu | 2 staypuft marshmallow men per week | A membership to fat fighters and a year supply of Slim Fast |
| Jordan Wolfram | 1 box of wolf cookies per week | A pet Alaskan Malamute called Wolfie |
| Chance Von Crank | 1 box of rice krispie treats per week | A placement in etiquette school and a stress ball |
| Travis Tusk | 5 elephant cookies per week | The Jungle Book on DVD and a safari hat |
| Vengeance | 10 grim reaper cookies per week | A grim reaper staff and purple cloak |
| Raymond Hatcher | 5 thumbprint cookies per week | A black leather cowboy hat and toy gun |
| Adam Young | 10 Texas cookies per week | A black leather cowboy hat, some black leather cowboy boots and a revolver handgun |
| Cormack MacNeill, | 1 package of Scottish Shortbread per week | A new bright pink skirt/kilt and some new bagpipes (only played once... badly by Katherine) |
| Bad News Benson | 5 newspaper cookies per week | A yearly subscription to the New York Times |
| Zombie McMorris | 10 badger bear cookies per week | A new skip to live in and a badger bear toy so he can make a new friend |
| Punkin Caliban | 5 rich chocolate coconut bars | Some colorful hair dye and hair spray |
| Greybeard | 1 box of Harry Potter cookies per week | An all paid vacation to Harry Potter World |
| Dag Riddik | 10 train cookies per week | Thomas & Friends - The Complete Series on DVD |
