Post by Earth-616 Holmes on Jan 28, 2016 18:55:02 GMT -5
The scene opens up with the camera displaying Andre Holmes dressed in a V-neck cut white T-Shirt with a gold chain around his neck with black joggers on, and white Jordans. He also has a nice Rolex watch on his wrist, and he looks very well groomed. He's sitting on a white modern couch with a television set high on the teal-painted wall with a few lamps on each side of the couch. The interviewer is behind the camera reading the questions out to him.
Vlad Interviewer: So what are your thoughts on Fifteen?
Andre Holmes: Uhh, it's going to be possibly a candidate for Show of the Year. I believe so.
Vlad Interviewer: How is your training going for your match at Fifteen?
Andre Holmes: Very well. I am definitely focusing more on conditioning, and cardio since it's a Triple Threat match so I have to be aware even more. It's going to be a great match.
Vlad Interviewer: Alright. Well, we're going to give you the list of matches, and all you have to do a give your prediction.
Andre Holmes: Yeah, sure, sure.
Being the little kid inside him, he sets on the couch criss cross apple sauce.
Vlad Interviewer: So the opening match of the card, we have Travis Tusk versus Bad News Benson versus Charon the Ferryman versus CJ Phoenix.
Andre Holmes: Oh. That's a good opening match. I'm going to go with Travis Tusk. Bad News Benson is the Veteran jobber right now. Never heard of Charon the Ferryman. CJ Phoenix doesn't stand out to me. Travis Tusk for sure.
Vlad Interviewer: Okay. Grimebeard versus Greybeard.
Andre Holmes: Boring match. Skip.
Vlad Interviewer: Why you call it boring?
Andre Holmes: It's nothing to actually spend my eyes on to watch. I literally skip their matches every time they're on TV. It's boring, and stupid. If I wanted actual entertainment from Mythical crap, I would have turned on Game of Thrones or even the Shannara Chronicles on MTV.
Vlad Interviewer: My friends keep telling me to watch the show, what is it about?
Andre Holmes: Some elf has the power of magic from this ancient race, and he joins up to save a Tree that holds all life. The tree is dying, and every time a leaf is detached, a demon is born.
Vlad Interviewer: That sounds pretty nice. Alright, Jordan Wolfram versus Demarcus Jordan.
Andre Holmes: Demarcus. Jordan literally crossed the line when he whipped him in the ring. I hope Demarcus kills him. I hate racists.
Vlad Interviewer: Oh yeah, that trended everywhere. I'm black so...
Andre Holmes: Yeah, it was just hard to watch that.
Vlad Interviewer: Alright. I want to get your thoughts of this person. Firstly, we have Lucious Starr versus Dag Riddik with Katherine Phoenix as the Special Guest Referee. What do you think about this match? You've had some Twitter beef with Dag especially.
Andre Holmes: I can't have Twitter beef with someone who keeps getting put in their place. I know Lucious is going to win. Dag is on a three match losing streak, and he's the bottom of the barrel in WCF. I don't have beef with him. I've already proven to be ten times the better man than he is. He hasn't even accomplished what I have so far.
Vlad Interviewer: Well, I think he's Trending on Twitter.
Andre Holmes: And that is his ONLY achievement he will ever get in WCF. That ONLY.
Vlad Interviewer: Okay. After that, we have Tiffany White versus Chance Von Crank.
Andre Holmes: Umm. I'll give it to Tiffany. She's not my cup of tea.
Vlad Interviewer: You had an altercation with her?
He shook his head.
Andre Holmes: No, no no. She's just an ignorant feminist. The ones who hate every man for everything they can think of. She's not even that cute so you know she's a feminist. I saw a picture of her online, and she looks like one of those Mature Porn categories with them flabby ass mom arms.
The interviewer started chuckling, and Andre smiled.
Vlad Interviewer: Alright, alright. The WCF International Championship Match. Lee Roberts versus Punkin Caliban versus Nagasaki versus Cormack McNeil versus Kira Sakazaki. What are your thoughts about the International Title being back?
Andre Holmes: We have a lot of new signings to the company so adding the International Championship may create another division to compensate those who may be not reaching the higher prestige titles. I don't know. Maybe I'm tootin' my own horn for thinking this championship was brought back as a pity feeling. I still call Punkin winning the match though.
Vlad Interviewer: United States Title Contendership Match. Raymond Hatcher versus Vengeance.
Andre Holmes: Vengeance. He pinned Mikey eXtreme so I think he should be the next in line for the title shot.
Vlad Interviewer: The Cruiserweight Title on the line. K.L Henson versus Mr. Holden.
Andre Holmes: Skip.
Vlad Interviewer: What is going on between you, and K.L Henson? He is the WCF Second Head of Talent Relations.
Andre Holmes: K.L Henson is just a coward, and a bitch. If things doesn't go his way, he'll lash out. He's a little bitch who has people like George, Katherine Phoenix, and Mr. Holden to do his dirty work. I splashed him with water because I felt like it, and he didn't do anything. Like I said, a bitch.
Vlad Interviewer: Wait, you splashed him with water? How?
Andre Holmes: I picked up the glass of water, and throw it on him.
Vlad Interviewer: That's savage.
Andre Holmes: Yeah.
They both chuckled for a moment, and continued with the interviewer.
Vlad Interviewer: So. Adam Young versus Doc Henry, and this is Doc's last match.
Andre Holmes: Adam Young.
Vlad Interviewer: Andre Jenson versus Kyle Kemp.
Andre Holmes: Kyle Kemp.
Vlad Interviewer: Katherine Phoenix versus Oblivion.
Andre exhales, and rolls his eyes.
Vlad Interviewer: I've been following WCF's social media, and Katherine seems to be the Assistant to K.L Henson. She's a very "special" person.
Andre Holmes: She's retarded. A legit retard. I've never met someone so retarded in my life. She's friends with Teddy Bears, and gives out cookie packages to her employees. She's stupid, ugly, and pathetic. You know she threatened to give me a pay cut, and to suspend me if I don't travel with Dag Riddik, and Jordan Wolfram? I'm not going to follow her stupid rules because she can't do anything. Everyone in the WCF is against her, and not even following her yet she takes out all her shit on me. She's doing it because she knows I'm a threat to her, and she's scared that a rookie is going to embarrass her. Oblivion is going to win. They hooked up, and now Katherine is like psychotic obsessed with him. If she can get beat during sex, she can get beat in the ring too. A good dick will always humble a bitch.
The entire camera crew started laughing, and eventually returned back to normal.
Vlad Interviewer: Who are you travelling with now?
Andre Holmes: Grayson, and Bonnie. I tried reaching to Demarcus but he's taking care of some personal issues so I didn't wanna bother him.
Vlad Interviewer: Are you worried about Katherine?
Andre Holmes: ....
He laughs again.
Vlad Interviewer: WCF Television Championship Match. Andre Holmes versus Stuart Slane versus Katherine Phoenix.
Andre Holmes: I know for a fact that is going to be the biggest match of my career so far but I'm going to bet on myself as any other competitor would.
Vlad Interviewer: United States Title Match - Two out of Three Falls with All-American Weapons Match. Bernard Core versus Mikey eXtreme.
Andre Holmes: Oh, that's a good one. Umm, this is going to be my favorite match for the Pay-Per-View because I've faced Bernard, and also been a fan of Mikey. Both of them hate each other because they don't believe they are the right person for America yet their both crazy patriots. I'll give it to Bernard. He needs it more than Mikey. He has a better purpose with the United States Title.
Vlad Interviewer: Jonny Fly versus Corey Black. The loser never competes in the Wrestling Championship Federation ever again.
Andre Holmes: Damn, I don't want any of these guys to leave. It sucks but I have to choose Corey winning.
Vlad Interviewer: People's Title Match. Teo Del Sol versus Torture.
Andre Holmes: Teo. Teo all the way. Torture invented the championship I think but in my honest opinion, Teo is going to be the longest reigning, and last WCF People's Champion. There is no one better for that championship than Teo Del Sol No one.
Vlad Interviewer: I agree. Occulo, and Howard Black versus Dune.
Andre had to look away for that, and then the Interviewer chuckles.
Andre Holmes: A part of me wants to say Dune but I'm gonna give it to the Sentinels. I managed to beat them both on my own but they're going to really put a 110% into beating Dune. I'm supporting Howard Black all the way. He's great.
Vlad Interviewer: WCF World Title Contendership Match. Grayson Pierce vs Joseph Malignaggi
Andre Holmes: Oooooh, my boy Grayson gets another opportunity. I'm definitely giving it to Grayson. At One, he was THIS close to becoming World Champion, and I know he can do it. Joseph is amazing but Grayson my man, he's MOTIVATED.
Vlad Interviewer: Volcano Match...I have no idea what that means. ZMAC vs Bobby Cairo.
Andre, and the interviewer faces are cringed up from the thought of it.
Andre Holmes: ZMAC.
Vlad Interviewer: The Final Destination Match.
Andre Holmes: Oh my god. I'm definitely gonna watch that match. Who needs to win that match more than ever is Spencer Adams. I don't see him as an established singles competitor. He's definitely Tag Team. I don't see him as singles at all. So for him to win that match, that is going to be the spark of his singles career to main event yet my girl Bonnie is in the match as well. I'm predicting Bonnie or Spencer to win.
Vlad Interviewer: Finally. The WCF World Title Match. Wade Moor versus Jayson Price, and if Jayson loses, he's never allowed to compete for the World Title again. Harsh.
Andre Holmes: That's what happens when alcohol gets involved. I feel bad for Jayson. I do. I'm betting on Wade for sure because I don't think Jayson is going to be the one to beat him for the World Title. I don't see it. Jayson has done everything he can in WCF but I think this is Wade's time, not Jayson's. He can always become the Cruiserweight Champion though.
Vlad Interviewer: Alright, thank for you joining us man.
Andre Holmes: Anytime. I'm hungry.
Fin.
Vlad Interviewer: So what are your thoughts on Fifteen?
Andre Holmes: Uhh, it's going to be possibly a candidate for Show of the Year. I believe so.
Vlad Interviewer: How is your training going for your match at Fifteen?
Andre Holmes: Very well. I am definitely focusing more on conditioning, and cardio since it's a Triple Threat match so I have to be aware even more. It's going to be a great match.
Vlad Interviewer: Alright. Well, we're going to give you the list of matches, and all you have to do a give your prediction.
Andre Holmes: Yeah, sure, sure.
Being the little kid inside him, he sets on the couch criss cross apple sauce.
Vlad Interviewer: So the opening match of the card, we have Travis Tusk versus Bad News Benson versus Charon the Ferryman versus CJ Phoenix.
Andre Holmes: Oh. That's a good opening match. I'm going to go with Travis Tusk. Bad News Benson is the Veteran jobber right now. Never heard of Charon the Ferryman. CJ Phoenix doesn't stand out to me. Travis Tusk for sure.
Vlad Interviewer: Okay. Grimebeard versus Greybeard.
Andre Holmes: Boring match. Skip.
Vlad Interviewer: Why you call it boring?
Andre Holmes: It's nothing to actually spend my eyes on to watch. I literally skip their matches every time they're on TV. It's boring, and stupid. If I wanted actual entertainment from Mythical crap, I would have turned on Game of Thrones or even the Shannara Chronicles on MTV.
Vlad Interviewer: My friends keep telling me to watch the show, what is it about?
Andre Holmes: Some elf has the power of magic from this ancient race, and he joins up to save a Tree that holds all life. The tree is dying, and every time a leaf is detached, a demon is born.
Vlad Interviewer: That sounds pretty nice. Alright, Jordan Wolfram versus Demarcus Jordan.
Andre Holmes: Demarcus. Jordan literally crossed the line when he whipped him in the ring. I hope Demarcus kills him. I hate racists.
Vlad Interviewer: Oh yeah, that trended everywhere. I'm black so...
Andre Holmes: Yeah, it was just hard to watch that.
Vlad Interviewer: Alright. I want to get your thoughts of this person. Firstly, we have Lucious Starr versus Dag Riddik with Katherine Phoenix as the Special Guest Referee. What do you think about this match? You've had some Twitter beef with Dag especially.
Andre Holmes: I can't have Twitter beef with someone who keeps getting put in their place. I know Lucious is going to win. Dag is on a three match losing streak, and he's the bottom of the barrel in WCF. I don't have beef with him. I've already proven to be ten times the better man than he is. He hasn't even accomplished what I have so far.
Vlad Interviewer: Well, I think he's Trending on Twitter.
Andre Holmes: And that is his ONLY achievement he will ever get in WCF. That ONLY.
Vlad Interviewer: Okay. After that, we have Tiffany White versus Chance Von Crank.
Andre Holmes: Umm. I'll give it to Tiffany. She's not my cup of tea.
Vlad Interviewer: You had an altercation with her?
He shook his head.
Andre Holmes: No, no no. She's just an ignorant feminist. The ones who hate every man for everything they can think of. She's not even that cute so you know she's a feminist. I saw a picture of her online, and she looks like one of those Mature Porn categories with them flabby ass mom arms.
The interviewer started chuckling, and Andre smiled.
Vlad Interviewer: Alright, alright. The WCF International Championship Match. Lee Roberts versus Punkin Caliban versus Nagasaki versus Cormack McNeil versus Kira Sakazaki. What are your thoughts about the International Title being back?
Andre Holmes: We have a lot of new signings to the company so adding the International Championship may create another division to compensate those who may be not reaching the higher prestige titles. I don't know. Maybe I'm tootin' my own horn for thinking this championship was brought back as a pity feeling. I still call Punkin winning the match though.
Vlad Interviewer: United States Title Contendership Match. Raymond Hatcher versus Vengeance.
Andre Holmes: Vengeance. He pinned Mikey eXtreme so I think he should be the next in line for the title shot.
Vlad Interviewer: The Cruiserweight Title on the line. K.L Henson versus Mr. Holden.
Andre Holmes: Skip.
Vlad Interviewer: What is going on between you, and K.L Henson? He is the WCF Second Head of Talent Relations.
Andre Holmes: K.L Henson is just a coward, and a bitch. If things doesn't go his way, he'll lash out. He's a little bitch who has people like George, Katherine Phoenix, and Mr. Holden to do his dirty work. I splashed him with water because I felt like it, and he didn't do anything. Like I said, a bitch.
Vlad Interviewer: Wait, you splashed him with water? How?
Andre Holmes: I picked up the glass of water, and throw it on him.
Vlad Interviewer: That's savage.
Andre Holmes: Yeah.
They both chuckled for a moment, and continued with the interviewer.
Vlad Interviewer: So. Adam Young versus Doc Henry, and this is Doc's last match.
Andre Holmes: Adam Young.
Vlad Interviewer: Andre Jenson versus Kyle Kemp.
Andre Holmes: Kyle Kemp.
Vlad Interviewer: Katherine Phoenix versus Oblivion.
Andre exhales, and rolls his eyes.
Vlad Interviewer: I've been following WCF's social media, and Katherine seems to be the Assistant to K.L Henson. She's a very "special" person.
Andre Holmes: She's retarded. A legit retard. I've never met someone so retarded in my life. She's friends with Teddy Bears, and gives out cookie packages to her employees. She's stupid, ugly, and pathetic. You know she threatened to give me a pay cut, and to suspend me if I don't travel with Dag Riddik, and Jordan Wolfram? I'm not going to follow her stupid rules because she can't do anything. Everyone in the WCF is against her, and not even following her yet she takes out all her shit on me. She's doing it because she knows I'm a threat to her, and she's scared that a rookie is going to embarrass her. Oblivion is going to win. They hooked up, and now Katherine is like psychotic obsessed with him. If she can get beat during sex, she can get beat in the ring too. A good dick will always humble a bitch.
The entire camera crew started laughing, and eventually returned back to normal.
Vlad Interviewer: Who are you travelling with now?
Andre Holmes: Grayson, and Bonnie. I tried reaching to Demarcus but he's taking care of some personal issues so I didn't wanna bother him.
Vlad Interviewer: Are you worried about Katherine?
Andre Holmes: ....
He laughs again.
Vlad Interviewer: WCF Television Championship Match. Andre Holmes versus Stuart Slane versus Katherine Phoenix.
Andre Holmes: I know for a fact that is going to be the biggest match of my career so far but I'm going to bet on myself as any other competitor would.
Vlad Interviewer: United States Title Match - Two out of Three Falls with All-American Weapons Match. Bernard Core versus Mikey eXtreme.
Andre Holmes: Oh, that's a good one. Umm, this is going to be my favorite match for the Pay-Per-View because I've faced Bernard, and also been a fan of Mikey. Both of them hate each other because they don't believe they are the right person for America yet their both crazy patriots. I'll give it to Bernard. He needs it more than Mikey. He has a better purpose with the United States Title.
Vlad Interviewer: Jonny Fly versus Corey Black. The loser never competes in the Wrestling Championship Federation ever again.
Andre Holmes: Damn, I don't want any of these guys to leave. It sucks but I have to choose Corey winning.
Vlad Interviewer: People's Title Match. Teo Del Sol versus Torture.
Andre Holmes: Teo. Teo all the way. Torture invented the championship I think but in my honest opinion, Teo is going to be the longest reigning, and last WCF People's Champion. There is no one better for that championship than Teo Del Sol No one.
Vlad Interviewer: I agree. Occulo, and Howard Black versus Dune.
Andre had to look away for that, and then the Interviewer chuckles.
Andre Holmes: A part of me wants to say Dune but I'm gonna give it to the Sentinels. I managed to beat them both on my own but they're going to really put a 110% into beating Dune. I'm supporting Howard Black all the way. He's great.
Vlad Interviewer: WCF World Title Contendership Match. Grayson Pierce vs Joseph Malignaggi
Andre Holmes: Oooooh, my boy Grayson gets another opportunity. I'm definitely giving it to Grayson. At One, he was THIS close to becoming World Champion, and I know he can do it. Joseph is amazing but Grayson my man, he's MOTIVATED.
Vlad Interviewer: Volcano Match...I have no idea what that means. ZMAC vs Bobby Cairo.
Andre, and the interviewer faces are cringed up from the thought of it.
Andre Holmes: ZMAC.
Vlad Interviewer: The Final Destination Match.
Andre Holmes: Oh my god. I'm definitely gonna watch that match. Who needs to win that match more than ever is Spencer Adams. I don't see him as an established singles competitor. He's definitely Tag Team. I don't see him as singles at all. So for him to win that match, that is going to be the spark of his singles career to main event yet my girl Bonnie is in the match as well. I'm predicting Bonnie or Spencer to win.
Vlad Interviewer: Finally. The WCF World Title Match. Wade Moor versus Jayson Price, and if Jayson loses, he's never allowed to compete for the World Title again. Harsh.
Andre Holmes: That's what happens when alcohol gets involved. I feel bad for Jayson. I do. I'm betting on Wade for sure because I don't think Jayson is going to be the one to beat him for the World Title. I don't see it. Jayson has done everything he can in WCF but I think this is Wade's time, not Jayson's. He can always become the Cruiserweight Champion though.
Vlad Interviewer: Alright, thank for you joining us man.
Andre Holmes: Anytime. I'm hungry.
Fin.
