WCF Travelling Buddies!

[Lilith]

**The Following Occurred During Sunday Night Slam**

The house lights go down as colorful lights start flashing all around the area. "Storytime" by Nightwish begins to play, as Katherine Phoenix appears at the top of the entrance ramp. She is wearing a white low cut blouse, a black tight miniskirt and black leather stiletto heels. Katherine proceeds to walk down to the ring taking in all of the crowds energy. The crowd give her a bit of a mixed reaction, however surprisingly most of them appear to be cheering her.

Zach Davis: Looks like the Assistant of Talent Relations means business here tonight.

Freddy Whoa: Katherine told me earlier tonight that she had a big announcement to make and that “Digger Bear” would just love it. So this should be pretty interesting.

Gravedigger: Oh god. Why does she always have to ruin my Sunday nights?!

Katherine quickly reaches the ring and immediately climbs up the steel steps and over the bottom rope. She looks around the ring for a moment and eventually points down at the ring announcer to pass her a microphone, which he eventually does. Katherine takes a moment grinning brightly at the crowd as they continue to give her a mixed reaction. Katherine turns her attention onto Gravedigger before continuing.

Katherine Phoenix: Hi Digger Bear!

Crowd: DIGGER BEAR… DIGGER BEAR… DIGGER BEAR!!!

Gravedigger: Please kill me.

Katherine Phoenix: Hahahahaha I love that chant, keep it going!

Crowd: DIGGER BEAR… DIGGER BEAR… DIGGER BEAR!!!

Gravedigger: Yeah I’m so done.

Freddy Whoa: Oh sit down.

Katherine Phoenix: Now since becoming the worlds greatest Assistant of Talent Relations I have had one goal… and despite what certain jobber bears think… that goal has been to make sure that absolutely EVERYBODY is nothing but happiful. I know, I know there’s bad mooded jobber bears back there who are unhappiful with what I have done thus far. But guess what?! I do not care! I don’t care if you don’t like cookies… I don’t care if you’re unhappy with certain rules I have brought into the company… AND I DO NOT CARE IF YOU’RE CRYING BECAUSE I HAVE DECIDED NOT TO PAY YOU A SINGLE PENNY DUE TO YOUR CONSTANT MOODBALLING… DAGGY!!!

Zach Davis: Moodballing?

Freddy Whoa: I believe she means that he’s always moody…

Zach Davis: Ah right, makes sense I guess.

Katherine Phoenix: NOW!!! For a couple of days now there have been rumors that I am going to be adding a new show to the WCF… yes I saw that on those silly wrestling news sites! But!!! I am happiful to announce that they’re 100% the truths! There is indeed going to be a new show in the WCF!

Crowd: WCF… WCF… WCF… WCF!!!

Freddy Whoa: Whoa this is HUGE!!! I wonder if she’s bringing back my favorite Wednesday night show…

Gravedigger: I doubt it, Katherine never does anything good.

Katherine Phoenix: See I just KNEW you’d love this… but it gets better believe me. What is this show you ask? Well let me tell you… I have done NOTHING but gone out and hired the cheapest camera men money can buy… and they will be going off on the road with the WCF jobber bears. For the first time in WCF history you, the fans will get to see behind the scenes. That’s right. The jobber bear roster will be split up into small groups of three and they will travel across the country to entertain you the fans. You will see how they get on when the cameras would normally not be on. I guarantee you this will be the most entertaining show the WCF has ever seen and it will only be available on the WCF Network for just $19.99!!!

Zach Davis: $19.99? I think she got the price wrong…

Katherine Phoenix: That’s right, this show will be sooooooo good that it is worth the extra moneys. The WCF Network will go up several dollars, but do not worry… I’m sure you idiots will still pay for it!

Crowd: KATHERINE SUCKS… KATHERINE SUCKS… KATHERINE SUCKS!!!

Gravedigger: Oh now she’s not so great, huh?

Zach Davis: Yeah I don’t think that’s such a good idea…

Katherine Phoenix: So as I said, these groups of three will have to stick together during everything they do “behind the curtain”… EVERYTHING! And it will all be filmed and enjoyed across the world. So without further ado allow me to introduce you to the new “traveling buddy” groups…

Katherine motions over to the titantron as pictures of the new groups flash across the screen.

Dag Riddik, Andre Holmes and Jack "The Crack" Schlongson flash across the screen as the crowd give the group a mixed reaction. Katherine Phoenix laughs in the ring as she waits for the next group to show up.

Zach Davis: You know, that could actually be quite an interesting watch

Bonnie Blue, Andre Jenson and George! flash across the screen next as the crowd cheer quite loudly.

Gravedigger: Hahahaha George! with those two NERDS?! He’s going to smash them good… Bonnie in a different way.

Grimebeard, Hacksaw Jim Thuggin and Biohazard flash across the screen to a mixed reaction.

Freddy Whoa: Hacksaw Jim Thuggin with those two? Whoa!

Gravedigger: I wonder how long it’ll be before he kills them hahaha.

Zombie McMorris, Punkin Caliban and Sandy Coconutz flash across the screen to another mixed reaction.

Zach Davis: Zombie McMorris and Punkin Caliban becoming travel buddies after the history these two have been through? This should be good!

Katherine Phoenix: This is taking too long… lets speed this thing up… it doesn’t have to be all dramatic and stuff like this!

Gravedigger: Celeste, DeMarcus Joran and Kevin? Kevin is going to SMASH!!!

Zach Davis: Thursday, Tyler Walker and Chef Creampie!

Freddy Whoa: Bad News Benson, Psycho Dragon, Vengeance!

Gravedigger: Grayson Pierce, Bran "Bangin'" Butts, Richard "Dick"?! Hahahahaha jeez I feel sorry for Grayson.

Freddy Whoa: Bernard Core, "Mister Average" Lee Roberts, Raymond Hatcher! Quite the interesting group there.

Zach Davis: Cormack MacNeill, Kyle Kemp, Jordan Wolfram!

Some of the fans in the arena howl as Jordan Wolfram stays up on the screen.

Gravedigger: Howard Black, Lucious Starr, Akane "Nagasaki" Katsu! Looks like that honey badger is going to be eating a lot of Japanese food!

Freddy Whoa: Spencer Adams, Adam Young, Brenx! This is not going to go down well… Spencer Adams and Adam Young together?! Whoa!

Zach Davis: And finally… Chance Von Crank, Occulo, Travis Tusk!

Freddy Whoa: You know I’ve got to say, this has got a lot of potential to be great.

Gravedigger: Yeah I can’t wait to see some of these guys tear each other apart!

Crowd: WCF… WCF… WCF… WCF!!!

Katherine Phoenix: You guys are going to love this, I know I will! Oh and one more thing… jobber bears. If ANY of you decide to split up from your group or just decide to flat out not cooperate you will be suspended on the spot! Do not test me because as I’ve already said I do not care about you. None of you are irreplaceable so get that through your stupid little heads. But anyway yes… WCF Galaxy, Fifteen is next week and these cameras are rolling… NOW!!!

Crowd: WCF… WCF… WCF… WCF!!!

Katherine Phoenix: Sooooooo with the lead up to Fifteen, you will be in for quite the treat watching these guys. You’re welcome!

The crowd cheer quite loudly for Katherine as she jumps through the ropes and starts making her way up the entrance ramp.

Zach Davis: I am definitely subscribing to the WCF Network now. I can not wait to watch this.

Freddy Whoa: Absolutely! And you can watch this great new show for just $19.99!

Gravedigger: You’re both idiots.

Katherine stops at the top of the entrance ramp and takes a few steps down to the ring remembering something.

Katherine Phoenix: Ohhhhhhhh there’s one more jobber bear I completely forgot about!!! You, Digger Bear!

Gravedigger: Oh go f….

Zach Davis: Digger!!!

Katherine Phoenix: Now hmmmmm… who am I going to put you with. Who am I going to put you with little Digger Bear… oh I know… ME!!! Hahahahahaha I’ll see you tonight, Digger Bear. You and me in a hotel room alllllllllll alone. I know you’ll just LOVE it!

Gravedigger: You have got to be shitting me. I’m not doing that!

Zach Davis: You have to! She’ll suspend you if you don’t!

Gravedigger: Oh for fu…

Freddy Whoa: Cut to commercial! We’ll be right back, folks!

[Gemini Battle]

Uh. Yea

Not doing that.

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@riddikuler

Well. Fine. If the cameras will capture the sexual harassment from Jack, then I can get him fired and take care of that problem. As for you Andre, if you can't find the self control it takes to shut up and tolerate me like a normal, mature adult, then that's on you pal. I'm sure you guys will love coming to the Roanoke Valley Model Engineers' Club. Every Tuesday. For a few hours. If you screw me out of that... There will be blood.

[Lilith]

@ms.Phoenix

I'd just like to thank every WCF Jobber Bear for doing what I say and remind them that if they dont... BAD things will happen to them Don't believe me? Just ask Andy Bear in a few days time #KatPlaysFair

[Earth-616 Holmes]

@relentlessholmes Yeah just ask me when nothing happens because I'm not travelling with them period.

[Lilith]

@ms.Phoenix

Yeah just ask Andy Bear what happens when he constantly refuses to do as he is told I just love it when Jobber Bears think they can do whatever they want... it really really reallyyyyyyyy makes me laugh #PoorAndyBear #RespectMyAuthority!!!

[Teo Blaze]

@mrsunshine

Always a bridesmaid. Oh well, I'll just hire my own cameraman and travelling buddies! It'll be like the Lex Express except somehow more forced!

#VH1BehindTheMask #RoadTrip

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@riddikuler

See that Kat? He's stubborn as a mule, and just as dumb. He's the one with the problem, not me.

[Lilith]

Jan 27, 2016 14:06:04 GMT -5 Teo Blaze said:

@mrsunshine

Always a bridesmaid. Oh well, I'll just hire my own cameraman and travelling buddies! It'll be like the Lex Express except somehow more forced!

#VH1BehindTheMask #RoadTrip

@Ms.Phoenix

Hmmmmmmm you're upset? Awwwwww I'm sorry I can always reduce your pay if you want?

[Teo Blaze]

Jan 27, 2016 14:08:01 GMT -5 Lilith said:

Jan 27, 2016 14:06:04 GMT -5 Teo Blaze said:

@mrsunshine

Always a bridesmaid. Oh well, I'll just hire my own cameraman and travelling buddies! It'll be like the Lex Express except somehow more forced!

#VH1BehindTheMask #RoadTrip

@Ms.Phoenix

Hmmmmmmm you're upset? Awwwwww I'm sorry I can always reduce your pay if you want?

Pete Peterson_101

I think this duct tape and I speak for my client when we say the deal I negotiated is perfectly suitable.


@mrsunshine

MmmMMmmHmmHmmMM


Pete Peterson_101

Teo, you can still type. It's more like a metaphor.


@mrsunshine

What's a Metta for?


Pete Peterson_101

I'm not going to dignify that with a response.

[Earth-616 Holmes]

Jan 27, 2016 14:07:16 GMT -5 @dagriddik said:

@riddikuler

See that Kat? He's stubborn as a mule, and just as dumb. He's the one with the problem, not me.

@relentlessholmes ....I'm travelling with a racist, loser who called me out, and disrespected my personal life. You should be thanking me for stopping us on the road, and tieing you down on a railroad to watch your favorite train tear you apart. As for the dick guy, he's a chode who can barely win any matches unless he's in a Pornhub scene with a Hermaphrodite titled "Bondage in the asshole". I hate you both, and I will fuck you up badly if you two get on my nerves. That's why I REFUSE to travel with you two. 

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Jan 27, 2016 14:12:20 GMT -5 Earth-616 Holmes said:

Jan 27, 2016 14:07:16 GMT -5 @dagriddik said:

@riddikuler

See that Kat? He's stubborn as a mule, and just as dumb. He's the one with the problem, not me.

@relentlessholmes ....I'm travelling with a racist, loser who called me out, and disrespected my personal life. You should be thanking me for stopping us on the road, and tieing you down on a railroad to watch your favorite train tear you apart. As for the dick guy, he's a chode who can barely win any matches unless he's in a Pornhub scene with a Hermaphrodite titled "Bondage in the asshole". I hate you both, and I will fuck you up badly if you two get on my nerves. That's why I REFUSE to travel with you two. 

@riddikuler

Now, Andre, Andre, Andre, what makes you think I'd get on your nerves? If you were a civilized human being like myself, you'd know how to cope with less than desireable situations. Right now you sound like an arrogant Hercules beetle, looking for a fight to prove your toughness when in the end, anyone could squash you.

[Earth-616 Holmes]

Jan 27, 2016 14:14:58 GMT -5 @dagriddik said:

Jan 27, 2016 14:12:20 GMT -5 Earth-616 Holmes said:

@relentlessholmes ....I'm travelling with a racist, loser who called me out, and disrespected my personal life. You should be thanking me for stopping us on the road, and tieing you down on a railroad to watch your favorite train tear you apart. As for the dick guy, he's a chode who can barely win any matches unless he's in a Pornhub scene with a Hermaphrodite titled "Bondage in the asshole". I hate you both, and I will fuck you up badly if you two get on my nerves. That's why I REFUSE to travel with you two. 

@riddikuler

Now, Andre, Andre, Andre, what makes you think I'd get on your nerves? If you were a civilized human being like myself, you'd know how to cope with less than desireable situations. Right now you sound like an arrogant Hercules beetle, looking for a fight to prove your toughness when in the end, anyone could squash you.

@relentlessholmes   I'm sorry, who lost his Internet Title match, and the match before that, and the match before that, and the match before that? Hmm?

[K. L. Henson]

@mrtalentrelations_
Now now, guys...These are the arrangements because the WCF is in a financial crisis. We need to save money. So, swallow that pride and do what's best for business or it is just going to get worse for you two.

[Earth-616 Holmes]

Jan 27, 2016 14:21:21 GMT -5 K. L. Henson said:

@mrtalentrelations_
Now now, guys...These are the arrangements because the WCF is in a financial crisis. We need to save money. So, swallow that pride and do what's best for business or it is just going to get worse for you two.

@relentlessholmes  Your CUNT of an assistant could have paired people that LIKED each other. She's doing this for her own personal satisfaction yet you're too much of a blinded ass to see it. She's not doing whats best for business, she's doing it for herself. No wonder I splashed you with water on Slam, you really needed to open your eyes.

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Jan 27, 2016 14:23:38 GMT -5 Earth-616 Holmes said:

Jan 27, 2016 14:21:21 GMT -5 K. L. Henson said:

@mrtalentrelations_
Now now, guys...These are the arrangements because the WCF is in a financial crisis. We need to save money. So, swallow that pride and do what's best for business or it is just going to get worse for you two.

@relentlessholmes  Your CUNT of an assistant could have paired people that LIKED each other. She's doing this for her own personal satisfaction yet you're too much of a blinded ass to see it. She's not doing whats best for business, she's doing it for herself. No wonder I splashed you with water on Slam, you really needed to open your eyes.

@riddikuler

I can scientifically confirm that splashing water on someone makes them open their eyes. Wait, no I can't, because that's retarded.

[K. L. Henson]

Jan 27, 2016 14:23:38 GMT -5 Earth-616 Holmes said:

Jan 27, 2016 14:21:21 GMT -5 K. L. Henson said:

@mrtalentrelations_
Now now, guys...These are the arrangements because the WCF is in a financial crisis. We need to save money. So, swallow that pride and do what's best for business or it is just going to get worse for you two.

@relentlessholmes  Your CUNT of an assistant could have paired people that LIKED each other. She's doing this for her own personal satisfaction yet you're too much of a blinded ass to see it. She's not doing whats best for business, she's doing it for herself. No wonder I splashed you with water on Slam, you really needed to open your eyes.

@mrtalentrelations_
MR. HOLMES! That is quite the accusation! Maybe you should stop being selfish and give yourself an examination of who is doing what for their own satisfaction! And don't think I forgot about that event last slam. We will address that very VERY soon.

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@wavedigger Fuck.

[Andre Jenson]

@ Lord Andre Jen$on Right, so this financial crisis, what's owed?

[Bonnie Blue]

@wcf_bonnieblue

I like Jenson, he's good people. But I'd rather ride with my crew. (No offense, Jenson. It's a matter of principle.)