#InternetTitleMatch

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@riddikuler

[Zombie DankMorris]

Dude, I've been gone like 7 hours and all you did was suck my dick

Whats that, a ZMAC meme?

Oh and you posted ano- wait, theres more

LOL

If you werent a half retarded howler monkey, I'd swear you were trying to spam post memes about me.

But all you did was lay that throat game on strong.

That, Mr. Boombastic-Funky-AWWW-TIS-TIC, is whats called the desperation game. And yes, its desperation when you do it and not when I do it.. because you're just so fucking try hard with it. And for someone who was soo Jam Willy concerned about things being settled in the ring, you sure are trying awfully hard to get them meme points across.

But lets talk about the ring. Lets talk about the match. Lets talk about the hype you're going to feel. I mean, you'll probably come out first. Fans are going to boo the ever loving shit out of you. You're a cancerous, herpes infected hemorrhoid. There ain't no good traits about you.

So when you walk out and your music is playing -> Do you even have any? whatevs. -> you gonna walk down to the ring anyway and you're thinking that you're on cloud 9. You got these two half witt-fuck witts in the bag and Dag riddick is walkin out the Internet Champion, an entry level champion ( even doe he da bess lol ). But thats where that stops. Sure, Next comes Caliban and he ain't nothin special. He might trip on his way to the ring or mis a cue or sumthing- > IDK, fool is clumsy like that. We call him Mr. 2 feet No Hands, in the back. Good coordination but he's all thumbs. Gotta have people lace his boots and wipe his ass.

Oh and, Jordan, don't try to deny that shit. I seen it. When Lisa in make up as to wrap the bunny around the tree or come in and make the save after you've doubled up on the guac for your burrito.

So you'll be in familiar company, Dag. But you ain't never been in a Dank Morris match. You ain't seen fans body surf him to the ring like the immortal coked up mad man that he is. You ain't experienced a booty party or the breaking of your own neck when a top rope pile driver.

Fool, I do coke in the ring. And not the fizzy santa clause shit that you see on TV. Nah son, I snort the powder and ride the rail. I wreck fools while Gravy rails Freddy Whoa on commentary. Its a fucking thing. Its a fuckin sight.

But you gone come up in here after crying to Lucy Starr and proclaim that ZMAC ain't shit when you cant beat the entry level guys that done lost to already?

Lucy starr would suck my dick, literally, to get the chance to have a match with me. He offered too.

He was up in the hood the other day like: " ZMAC. I'll suck ya dick fo a 1v1"

But I ain't gay like that though. That shit ain't goin down but you got that throat game on point.

So hows it goin Sunday? You gonna waste me? Trash me? split my head open and shove the entirely of your arm up my ass? Son, don't tease. I know you thought about that cock N' ball torture. Steppin on my nuts N' shit.

But you ain't stepping on nothing but your words. You're tripping over your tongue like a cartoon.

Face it. At the end of the day. I got what you want. make all the bones and excuses you want to throw at it to make your bullshit seem passable. But you in this match because you want MY belt.

You on MY internet, in MY forum, on MY twitter, talking about ME, trying to get MY belt.

2+2 = I'mma toss your salad on Sunday. Thats real talk.

Thats me putting you in a head lock and watch your face turn purple. And I don't even use head locks. I'll just squeeze ya neck with my butt cheeks till your eyes pop out of them sockets -> then play hackie sack with him while you roll around on the ground like a punk bitch Ellie Driver from that story about Killin Bill.

Cept this is Killin Dag. This is teaching dudes a lesson in how ZMAC goes down and gets down.

Dirty McDirt, style. Might even break out that Canadian Claymore of Friendship on yo ass.

Might wash my body with Irish Spring and watch ya ginger ass explode.

Yah, you heard me. I can kill soulless ginger fucks by washin up with Irish Spring soap. I impregnate unicorns when I eat Lucky Charms.

I drop Ireland GDP on St. Patrick day.

I'm hardcore. The real deal. And this is the real deal too. This internet strap ain't no entry level shit.

Just entry level fuccbois like ya self who want me to suck their nipples so they do what you did for a couple pages.

They call me gay and shit. But I aint gay. Never done a gay thing in my life. -> then they call me a crack head.

Shit, you’re like 2 for 2 up in here.

Then they call me a waste of space and a disgrace and that they gonna make this title mean something.

Then normally they say that I’m not funny and a loser and that I must be suckin dick ( but I ain’t gay ).

Then they start with the memes. And the gifs. And the LOLfail bullshit that you have been doing for an entire week.

THE ENTIRE WEEK.

You want this belt so bad, I can taste it when I eat my cocopuffs in the morning.

So that means that you’ve woken up every day and been like “ I need me that belt”

Then you hop on over to imageflip and type up some shit that you think is clever.

Cuz, you think that you think you’re clever

LOL

ya son… then you suck my dick for 10 pages then you say its all your idea.

Well yah, you done this for 60 pages.

6-0.

But this ain’t no ones idea but ZMACS.

You don’t see Caliban failing like a mother fucker up in here. Only you been dumb enough to follow me around on the internet all week and come at me with shitty gifs and responses.

But Sunday night, I;’mma save you from yourself when I hit you with the World Tour 69 and Axe Wound. ZMACs gonna lay you out all proper like and pin you and tickle your asshole at the same time.

Cuz you my bitch and I’mma treat you like one-> cuz I have been all week long.

And you, after Sunday..

Good luck being taken seriously.



oh and BT-Dubs… I hope you fight Orbit in a week or two… then you’ll see who the real dumb negro is.

LOLOLOL

You gonna get pimp slapped so hard, Orbits gonna owe me reparations for property damage. I’m going to need to get a new bottom bitch after that, cuz he’s gonna break you on principle.

But that’s ight though. Cuz we bois.

and you just the bitch.

DEUCES

[Zombie DankMorris]

Personally, Dag.

I cant wait for you to reply and suck my dick summore.

I cant wait for you to sarcasticlap or post that wonka meme you love so much.

I cant wait for you to call me a try hard and that I'm deserprate.

Or how about that I'm like "on the ropes" and shit. Talkin all them long winded blogs on how I need to defend my strap.

LOL

I ain't defending no strap this week. This isnt a title defense. This is a ransacking murder of some village in a far off land. This is the poon of a thousand virgins that I gain as my trophy. The land aquired for new horizons.

Whats I'm sayin is, you need a challenge in order to defend. And Caliban wasnt a challenge to start with. You ain't either. You may think you are but your record proves that that is a different story.

So you got less than 24 hours to bring them bombs you been bragging about. 60 pages, one would think such things would happen.

But SHHH, must be a secret.

Ya know, I aint got no bed time. I live in a dumpster in the back of a gas station. ain't even got a clock. I'm like 2 steps away from being a casino.

Shee-it, you already done gambled your life and career away.

You want me to take your bottom bitch, too.

Wait, hold up. MY bottom bitch has a bottom bitch? shee-it. it don't work that way. shes my bitch now. in fact, shes above you. I promoted her. Now you're her bitch.

What you gone do about that?

get jacked up, thats what.

LOL

[Zombie DankMorris]

[Zombie DankMorris]

[Caliban]

Jan 24, 2016 0:12:42 GMT -5 @dagriddik said:

@riddikuler

@thescarecrowshead 

Almost 60 pages, Zmac has moved into your head permanently kid, remember on page 55 when you said you where so glad to be done with this and how all that was left to say would be said Sunday or some shit, I think you said that, it's cliche enough for you to of said that and you have used every one in the book over the last week, I mean shit I'll make a prediction, the only one to use this board after the match is Dag to complain or to celebrate (I'll be fair and include fantasy) because we all know and just like Zmac Dag doesn't want this summer camp of bullshit to end. But unlike Zmac the creepy camp councillor who never seems to go home Dag's just the kid who nobody gives a shit about back home 

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@riddikuler

Boy, oh boy, boh boy...

Welcome, my son. Welcome, to the machine.

So this is the day Zmac gives up his games and tries to beat me at my own. Sunday, something like 2 AM, with twenty two hours left to go. You really think you can ride my dick in twenty two hours with your slow ass getting me off vefore the bell rings? Son, you don't seem to get it. You just stepped through a portal that lets you leave the entirety of your dollar a day, Lifetime documentary life behind. In here, there are no happy endings. In here, you've only got me to answer to. You really are just a sheltered manchild used, to getting his way in a feel-good made up fantasy story. But now you've made a bigger mistake then when you put your shoe on the wrong foot. Yeah, remmber that? Turned out you had two right shoes. No wonder you were tripping over me all week trying to catch up. Looks like you waited until now to take both off and try to fill my shoes. Hate to say it man, but you might as well have kept them on so you'd have an excuse to cover up the fact that you already fell flat on your face.
  
For nearly a week now you've said I've been playng your game. It's about seven hours til the match, and now you realize I beat you at you at Dank Memes and Internet Wet Dreams by Milton Bradley? What a joke. And this isn't a haha funny joke, this is a cry yourself to sleep while blaring NIN joke. Hell, you are a joke. How are you going to tell me that I rely on you when you'r the one who's needed me to open my background up so you wouldn't have to say "hahaha dag can't dank meme" more times than the crack house has had your mom for breakfast, lunch and dinner to pay off thate cute little "tough guy" habit of yours? Look dude, the point I'm sharpening before I shove it up your rubber band ass is that you're in my world now.    

First stop on the train to Riddikgrad is put downs and trash talk, something you'd know nothing about. Yet here you are, acting like you can get one of your hideously stunted midget legs over this Berlin wall. You feel that? That's the razor wire, son. Fun fact, you actually have to be pretty stupid to touch one of the barbs. Therefore you touched the barbs. Have a nice trip back down to the dirt that defines your caste in society. I bet you think you're Einstein-level clever when you're on that pretty princess keyboard typing up another made up accusation of dick suckin' while simultaneously proclaiming your certifiable not-gayness. Dude, I already leveled with you a few pages back, so there's no need to get your My Pretty Pony Panties in a bunch trying to make yourself look tough to ole Dag. I told you, I don't think you're a faggot, you must act like one. I mean, you do go around being ceritifably bragadocious about the man ass you ramrod with that Tic Tac mint dick of yours. It's funny because I've been told it ain't minty fresh, rather it just tastes like all natural, non GMO, farm raised failure. Dude, your life is so pathetically intense it sours your semen. But that's more than enough about that, mate

After losing the Cold Meme War, you try to heat things up by stepping onto my turf with a couple drawn out self pity rants and some sorry excuses for put downs. I see right through that Maybelline Skin Clear bullshit. That's what you need, man, some freakin soap. You know what that is? Maybe before you try to ride my train to success you should jump out over a bridge and take a much needed bath. Or just wait til tonight, where I've got your ass lined up in the mausoleum bookings for a nice, long dirt nap. You're no stranger to sleeping on the cold, cock-hard ground, are you? Not when you wake up and feel the Bern inside your asshole while a fellow crackhead runs off pullin' his pants up. Dude you might not be gay, but none of your cum guzzling buddies are gonna know that. Ever hear of laying some ground rules? If I were you, I'd start with "no railing my ass while I'm passed out from crack." But you secretly love it.

So if you're so certain you've got me and Punkin in the bag, why even acknowledge the guy? I've trolled the shit out of the dumbass just by ignoring him while you're here trying to get inside that oddly gourd shaped head of his. Spoiler alert, there's nothing in there pal. It's just pumpkin seeds, and I've been carving out the last bit of sanity he was holding into all week. In fact, I think I took out one of his little voice he talked about so much. What's that, little guy? You're glad to be free from that hopeless retard? Ain't no thang. Just kidding, we speak English here, not niggerese.

Anyway, since you hopped on my train going on nine hours ago, you're probably getting close by now. That platform right there is wher you get off. I hope you're one of those "it's not the destination, it's the journey" travel company commercial morons, because you're not going to like where this is going. You clearly didn't learn anything the last dozen times I disassembled your pathetic attempts at serious conversation because I'm pretty sure you've made the same mistakes in your latest desperate plea for attention. Hell, now you've sunk to stealing my material directly. How many times did I predict and invite your mindless and self demeaning responses before you decided yo say "golly gee batman, I bet he responds with a sarcastc clap gif?" 

Well guess what. Just because I can rip your entire argument to shreds doesn't mean I'm not also going to do my thing.


Yeah, I bet you recognize that guy, huh? I must say it's getting harder and harder to not call you a fag, especially when you watch a show filled with floppy wieners, incest and gay porn. But whatever. That's the kind of low brow, unoriginal shit that you love to sling around. I'm above that. I'm almost already above this title. Have I told you how I'm only taking this belt to make you cry in the corner? Abundantly? Just making sure. Good luck recovering pal.

[Caliban]

@thescarecrowshead

Correction he has you in the bag, for me he is trying to settle the score and get his win back, don't peg me on the same line as you kid, we told you a million times this isn't and never was about you, you are just an annoying little fly who unfortunately Seth decided to throw a bone too which opened up the doors for you to shove your name and exact same 5 opinions down our throats again and again and again, I said I wasn't gunna get heavily involved in the shit slinging and for the most part I have kept my word and will keep my promise to settle this in the ring not on here on twitter but then you forced me to come out and try and talk some sense into you for the sake of your reputation and career because nobody respects a Zmac mark and you my friend are a Zmac mark, you pop for the fucker every time he whispers for fuck sake. Dag you lost this match on Monday, give it up

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Jan 24, 2016 12:14:03 GMT -5 Caliban said:

@thescarecrowshead

Correction he has you in the bag, for me he is trying to settle the score and get his win back, don't peg me on the same line as you kid, we told you a million times this isn't and never was about you, you are just an annoying little fly who unfortunately Seth decided to throw a bone too which opened up the doors for you to shove your name and exact same 5 opinions down our throats again and again and again, I said I wasn't gunna get heavily involved in the shit slinging and for the most part I have kept my word and will keep my promise to settle this in the ring not on here on twitter but then you forced me to come out and try and talk some sense into you for the sake of your reputation and career because nobody respects a Zmac mark and you my friend are a Zmac mark, you pop for the fucker every time he whispers for fuck sake. Dag you lost this match on Monday, give it up

@riddikuler

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@riddikuler

Dude... If anyone is trying to save themselves from being made a fool of last minute... It's you.

[Zombie DankMorris]

Jan 24, 2016 12:26:54 GMT -5 @dagriddik said:

@riddikuler

Dude... If anyone is trying to save themselves from being made a fool of last minute... It's you.

IDK, man. you're the one postin TL;DR shit about things I dropped on you the OTHER week. Remember, you started this with that weeboo shit of wanting to file harassment charges against me and how I'm a waste of time and you got all this " blah.. blah blah "

you cant just turn around all Ad Hominem like and think that this is suddenly you're game.

You're posting -> changing your style -> little ZMAC like in them word patterns -> #oh #wait LOL - > ZMAC retains

so what happened to your pride; to your self respect?  Did you lose it beneath them Z-Waves and shia claps.

I mean, you're posting different clapping gifs every time you post, trying to emulate the UN-emulatable.  I get what chu tryin to do though. got about 5 hours left.

5 hours. Amd you tryin to make head way into this game. But you a little late. about 60 pages too late.

Over a thousand posts -> too fuckin late.

You've been swappin ya style and ya self respect for a week now while ZMAC just been standing on high and lobbing dank darkness at chu.

What are going to do after you lose though?  Are you going to cry on twitter summore? Cry on MY twitter, summore?

You going to talk solice in the fact that maybe your shoulders werent pinned to the mat or deflate my victory because you dat noob who took ol' Z " to his limits"

but you the Ant tryin to avoid the boot, my nigguh.   You done tryin to prevent the squish.

But you cant.

Oh and LOL, you steppin on Pink Floyd Lyrics like that. Better watch what you doin before Sid Barret comes back from the dead and moon walks up and down ya ass with a gallon of LSD.

So why don't you tell us what you plan on doin with that " entry level strap " proclaim yaself king? Gawd. Jam Willy over all Jam Willys before you?

nig, oyu cant down play me for a week then come up the next week and tell the world the oppisite

LOL

but you been doin what everyone else been doin and Caliban been hitting it on the head for the entire week.

First :  They undersell me. Call me a crackhead loser and shit.

Second: They no sell me. They ignore the dank memes that I be doin.

And you.. well you on the 3rd step of that 3 step program

Third:  They over sell me. They become me.

They fall down that rabbit hole of memes, shit talk and clapping gifs.

and you done it all. You accomplished the feat. You made it to the graduate ceremony.

and what do you get?

You get to be jacked up in the middle of the ring by the best pure striker in the WZF. The most hardcore mother fucker there is.

Break your back and make you humble. Pin ya ass with a school boy roll up just for the trolololol

You gonna lose tonight. And like all week long, you gonna lose with a smile on your face.

Shine on you crazy diamond.

Shine on.

Cuz I'mma bout to go Sid Barret on ya face and Rodger Waters all ovah that ass.

LOL

[Caliban]

Jan 24, 2016 12:26:54 GMT -5 @dagriddik said:

@riddikuler

Dude... If anyone is trying to save themselves from being made a fool of last minute... It's you.

@thescarecrowshead 

A. Just so you know the clapping meme doesn't work if you message straight after, you gotta bare face that shit just like the person in the gif, but that's cool you will learn for next time, B. Again you are the most made fun of thing in a wrestling company that just signed a gay porn trio to contracts, I can't be made a fool out of in this match, I've owned this division twice and beat much better people than you AND Zmac to do it, I have nothing to prove kiddo, hence why I haven't been posting at an average rate of 3 per minute for the last 7 days 

[Zombie DankMorris]

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[Caliban]

@thescarecrowshead

So after 7 days of seeing the word a million times a day lets play "DOES ZMAC REALLY KNOW WHAT DANK MEANS?" Without google obviously, I got eye's on you right now Mac let's see which page he flips to on that gigantic 50 year old industrial war machine of a laptop he straps to his back everywhere he goes. Because you know this mother fucker doesn't know the definition of the word definition never mind the definition of the word Dank. Also it's 1.20pm he must be tweaking right now, Hey mac do us a favour and try and repeat that last sentence out loud for anyone in your general vicinity just to see how it sounds I'm predicting something like a Hog with an ice cream headache

[Zombie DankMorris]

[Zombie DankMorris]

Jan 24, 2016 13:20:58 GMT -5 Caliban said:

@thescarecrowshead

So after 7 days of seeing the word a million times a day lets play "DOES ZMAC REALLY KNOW WHAT DANK MEANS?" Without google obviously, I got eye's on you right now Mac let's see which page he flips to on that gigantic 50 year old industrial war machine of a laptop he straps to his back everywhere he goes. Because you know this mother fucker doesn't know the definition of the word definition never mind the definition of the word Dank. Also it's 1.20pm he must be tweaking right now, Hey mac do us a favour and try and repeat that last sentence out loud for anyone in your general vicinity just to see how it sounds I'm predicting something like a Hog with an ice cream headache

yo son. DANK shit -> is that good shit

and that good shit -> is that DANK shit.

But you can have good shit not be - > DANK shit

but DANK shit is always -> good shit

ya feel me

[Zombie DankMorris]