Post by Lilith on Jan 17, 2016 20:36:03 GMT -5
“These WCF fucks are so dumb. I outsmarted them again! HAHAHAHA!” – Grimebeard
Look at me. I have an 8-man tag team match this week, and I'm spending all my time tearing down my own partners. – Lucious Starr
Only someone as moronic and clueless as Katherine Phoenix could have thought this to be a good idea. – Dag Riddik
I have a supremely talented guy in my corner. A guy who is said to be one of the best in the world, a guy who can help me destroy both of these guys, smoke a kipper and be back for breakfast. – Andre Jenson
Hank Brown: "Well you're here, so let's just do this thing and get it over with."
Jayson Price: "Are we quoting things your wife said on your wedding night? Because I've got dibs on 'Hank you said this time I could be the woman'." – Jayson Price
If Corey Black can be The Pantheon.. then I can be AMERICA. I am America. – Mikey eXtreme
Surely you don’t think Spencer fucking Adams is going to be of any service to you this week. The two of you can share all the smiles, hugs, and laughs you want, but unfortunately for you, he too lacks the wisdom and innate skill-set it takes to hang with me in the ring. – Dune
If you want to see a man who cannot back up what he has to say, and what he says is nothing but blind threats hidden in poetic words, you're describing Dag Riddik. I've said it before, and I'll say it again, he's a ONE HIT WONDER! No one will ever pay attention to something that was hot for a week, and can't even stay on the charts for the next week. No one pays attention to the advertisements on the side of your Youtube page or the annoying advertisements popping up before, during, and after the video. You install Adblock on your web browser, and boom! It's never seen again. The biggest accomplishment he's ever made in his career is somehow uniting everyone in WCF, even the people who absolute hate each other to tell him how much of an idiot he is. He's never going to become the Internet Champion, he's on a five year contract with no pay whatsoever, and he's going to lose this week ONCE again! – Andre Holmes
Spencer Adams: Steve, I'm here. I'm right here, I've been waiting over there all along.
Orbit turns to face Adams.
Steve Orbit: Oh, shit! I didn't recognize you without all the make-up and shit. – Steve Orbit
Why does Seth insist on putting me against these fucking old assholes who are having delusions of grandeur and come back like they’re going to make a fucking mark now when they couldn’t get the job done years ago?! – Dustin Beaver
I’m coming out to do the same thing that I do every week and that’s to bring a brilliant match out of not just myself, but my opponent as well. – Spencer Adams
How cool is this... Joseph Malignaggi!!! Oblivion swears IT knew you as Joey Flash. But, IT guess different time, different dimension. But, yea... *sniffs right index and middle finger* How's the wife? – Oblivion
Let me make something clear, Steve: you haven’t earned a goddamn thing. When people talk about this match, it should be “Spencer Adams” that they’re talking about if they want to talk about who performs in the clutch. It should be the guy who eliminated Gemini Battle and Jared Holmes from WAR before exiting third, not the guy who sat on his ass eating a plate of hot wings. And when I walk from the ring, having made you tap like a bitch, maybe that’ll change some minds. – Howard Black
That’s right Joseph! I’m excited to face you! Just like I’m excited to kick that fucking smile off your face. Every week it seems these days I see that fucking smile and you just can’t help it. You smile at me like I’m some kind of nobody and it drives me nuts. You and I both know that I’m more than just some doormat and no matter how well you do against me, I’m going to leave a mark that will last. All it takes is one Back to the Minors and you will remember my name forever. – Kyle Kemp
A wild Oblivion appeared
Oblivion attacks with IMPLIED RAPE OF WIFE
It wasn’t very effective.
Joseph Malignaggi used MOCK MEDIOCRE WRESTLING SKILL
It was SUPER EFFECTIVE.
Oblivion used LONG DIVISION
Oblivion became CONFUSED
Oblivion used ‘WATCH ME WHIP, WATCH ME NAE…’
Oblivion became A HUGE EMBARASSMENT – Joseph Malignaggi
What about my next opponent? I don’t need this dick and pony show to beat him. – Chance Von Crank
So I must face a legend that goes by the name of Steve Orbit on Sunday. You know I respect you Steve, your position as legend has been cemented and as sure as this river cascades down this hillside, that status will stick with you forever – Occulo
Some might say that since I've walked these halls before, drank that shit coffee they always seem to have before, won before, and lost before...that I shouldn't have to prove myself again. To those people I say this. WCF is an everchanging animal. One minute you've got Pantheon ruling the world and breaking all the rules to do it, the next you've got sea creatures holding gold, and everyone is paid in cookies. – Cormack MacNeill
You may claim Mikey’s Amercia, but you’re in Vengeance’s world. The book of extreme closes. This Sunday at Slam you will be read your last rites. – Vengeance
FUCK YOU JAYSON PRICE FUCK YOU JAYSON PRICE FUCK YOU JAYSON PRICE FUCK YOU JAYSON PRICE FUCK YOU JAYSON PRICE FUCK YOU JAYSON PRICE FUCK YOU JAYSON PRICE FUCK YOU JAYSON PRICE FUCK YOU JAYSON PRICE FUCK YOU JAYSON PRICE FUCK YOU JAYSON PRICE FUCK YOU JAYSON PRICE FUCK YOU JAYSON PRICE FUCK YOU JAYSON PRICE FUCK YOU JAYSON PRICE – Mr. Holden
Oh, and the whole Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner thing? Very clever -- the first two times, when it was said by the original Angry Beaver, Dustin. You might know him from his reign as the WCF Television Champion, and a respected -- well, I don't know if respected is the right word, here -- but anyway, a member of #Beachkrew. Along with Wade Moor, who you insisted I'm tryin' to hook up with because of a single exchange we had on Twitter where we didn't threaten each other with physical violence. I know, it made me feel weird, too. – Bonnie Blue
Press 3: How do you feel about being paid in cookies? As a sumo that must be nice!
Nagasaki: I beg your pardon?
Press 3: The being paid in cookies?
Nagasaki: I MUST GO. A DEBT TO ME MUST BE PAID. NOBUNAGA BE MY VOICE.
Nagasaki left from his chair and ran with the speed of ten men, literally breaking the door to the lobby of its hinges, running out into the side walk and hailing a cab. Once in, he could be heard shouting the directions to the WCF office for a few blocks.
Press 2: I guess he is pretty happy with being paid in cookies. - Akane "Nagasaki" Katsu
Dune, this match between you and me, to you it’s just another notch in your belt, another week where you walk in and destroy some hapless nobody, but for me? This is the match of a lifetime, this is the brass ring, the dream, the reason I got into this business! You are going to see a Teo del Sol the likes of which you have never seen because now that I have seen your true colors, I know that I am only stepping into that ring with another man! – Teo Del Sol
And welcome to another exciting edition of Wade brutalizes his opponents this week. Whose on the docket this time? Henson and Pheonix? It doesn't matter, really. Your names could be interchanged with any other two in this whole federation and it still wouldn't matter, because the outcome will likely be the same...
“LOL, #BEACHKREW WINS” – Wade Moor
Andre, out of respect for your sportsmanship and talent, I'm going to give you a match worth fighting. I'm going to challenge everything you thought you knew about yourself AND me. And when all is said and done, my friend, I would hope we can still shake hands in the middle of that ring and continue our individual climbs to the top of the roster. – Lucious Starr
This is my strategy for beating you, Dustin Beaver: tan your already badly tattooed hide and then make you tap out. I think that’s what the fans want too. They’re tired of a second rate champion holding one of WCF’s most important belts; and I know they’d love to see The Beach Krew as a whole brought down a peg or two. I doubt I’m the WCF Galaxy’s first choice to be the next Television Champion, but for the moment I’m the best hope they’ve got. I’m winning tomorrow night, young man, and taking your title. Sunday, Beavlief becomes Beavgrief , at least for you. – Stuart Slane
Y'see for me, the midcard is not my permanent home like it is for Atreyu. To me the midcard is merely a stepping stone to bigger and better things. A necessary stop on the way to something Atreyu has never known about...POWER. The power of being able to stand up against all the fuck boys of the world and show them who's boss. The power to kick all the boy's asses and that the WCF isn't exclusively a boys club anymore. We've only had one female World Champion in the entire history of the WCF, Sarah Twilight. But trust me, you'll see another name next to hers soon enough.
Tiffany Fucking White. – Tiffany White
I saw where I was doing bad and I made right. You? You began a life of misery and continued on that path. My guess is you have never been laid, so you blame that on the black man. You never even been kissed by a handsome man. So you blame the black man. Your parents were bible humping fucks who looked down on homosexuals, so you blame the black man for your repressed sexuality. But you know what Jordan, I have nothing agains homosexuals. I say be who you have to be. Thats what I do every fucking day. Thats why I am the mother fucking best at what I do. – DeMarcus Jordan
When I see an opponent, I can read their history in scars, in their record, in their title reign, in their vocal inflections when they try to intimidate me, and I can read it in the way they hold themselves. If you stay in this game long enough, what might look like courage on year, you'll realize is fear in reality. You begin to pick up patterns you can't learn in Vegas, and that is one of the many advantages I hold over you. – Benjamin Atreyu
Grayson Pierce has too many things to worry about. First, he can’t figure out what the hell is name is. Last month, he was Gemini Battle. Maybe next month he can be Sagittarius Skirmish. Secondly, he’s trying to be Mr. Superhero. I guess he needs something to take his mind off of the fact that he can’t call himself Mr. World Champion. - Bernard "Common" Core
That little stunt this week, revealing the wage brackets of the entire roster though, “A leak”. This whole idea of paying people through cookie rations. It’s lunatics roaming though the madhouse. I get why Seth did it; he wants calamity so he can swoop in and fix it. He had hoped for the same outcome with #beachkrew. But to his absolute shock, we actually ran a tight ship. So now he turns to “Gemini Light” and his brand new babygurl to bring about a minor armageddon. – Johnny Rabid
Its the usually one hit wonder trash and the old geezer fucks that need beer and child support money so they have to grab ankles and pray for lube. Well they should pray to what ever god they believe in because I'm back and ready to turn them in to the prison bitches they are ...... and to what ever legend that wheezed outta the nursing home that I just mentioned… age and past glory aint gonna mean a damn thing – Ultimate Destroyer
(((I'd just like to give a shout out to Dune, who despite having surgery this week STILL managed to put out a beast rp!!!)
Look at me. I have an 8-man tag team match this week, and I'm spending all my time tearing down my own partners. – Lucious Starr
Only someone as moronic and clueless as Katherine Phoenix could have thought this to be a good idea. – Dag Riddik
I have a supremely talented guy in my corner. A guy who is said to be one of the best in the world, a guy who can help me destroy both of these guys, smoke a kipper and be back for breakfast. – Andre Jenson
Hank Brown: "Well you're here, so let's just do this thing and get it over with."
Jayson Price: "Are we quoting things your wife said on your wedding night? Because I've got dibs on 'Hank you said this time I could be the woman'." – Jayson Price
If Corey Black can be The Pantheon.. then I can be AMERICA. I am America. – Mikey eXtreme
Surely you don’t think Spencer fucking Adams is going to be of any service to you this week. The two of you can share all the smiles, hugs, and laughs you want, but unfortunately for you, he too lacks the wisdom and innate skill-set it takes to hang with me in the ring. – Dune
If you want to see a man who cannot back up what he has to say, and what he says is nothing but blind threats hidden in poetic words, you're describing Dag Riddik. I've said it before, and I'll say it again, he's a ONE HIT WONDER! No one will ever pay attention to something that was hot for a week, and can't even stay on the charts for the next week. No one pays attention to the advertisements on the side of your Youtube page or the annoying advertisements popping up before, during, and after the video. You install Adblock on your web browser, and boom! It's never seen again. The biggest accomplishment he's ever made in his career is somehow uniting everyone in WCF, even the people who absolute hate each other to tell him how much of an idiot he is. He's never going to become the Internet Champion, he's on a five year contract with no pay whatsoever, and he's going to lose this week ONCE again! – Andre Holmes
Spencer Adams: Steve, I'm here. I'm right here, I've been waiting over there all along.
Orbit turns to face Adams.
Steve Orbit: Oh, shit! I didn't recognize you without all the make-up and shit. – Steve Orbit
Why does Seth insist on putting me against these fucking old assholes who are having delusions of grandeur and come back like they’re going to make a fucking mark now when they couldn’t get the job done years ago?! – Dustin Beaver
I’m coming out to do the same thing that I do every week and that’s to bring a brilliant match out of not just myself, but my opponent as well. – Spencer Adams
How cool is this... Joseph Malignaggi!!! Oblivion swears IT knew you as Joey Flash. But, IT guess different time, different dimension. But, yea... *sniffs right index and middle finger* How's the wife? – Oblivion
Let me make something clear, Steve: you haven’t earned a goddamn thing. When people talk about this match, it should be “Spencer Adams” that they’re talking about if they want to talk about who performs in the clutch. It should be the guy who eliminated Gemini Battle and Jared Holmes from WAR before exiting third, not the guy who sat on his ass eating a plate of hot wings. And when I walk from the ring, having made you tap like a bitch, maybe that’ll change some minds. – Howard Black
That’s right Joseph! I’m excited to face you! Just like I’m excited to kick that fucking smile off your face. Every week it seems these days I see that fucking smile and you just can’t help it. You smile at me like I’m some kind of nobody and it drives me nuts. You and I both know that I’m more than just some doormat and no matter how well you do against me, I’m going to leave a mark that will last. All it takes is one Back to the Minors and you will remember my name forever. – Kyle Kemp
A wild Oblivion appeared
Oblivion attacks with IMPLIED RAPE OF WIFE
It wasn’t very effective.
Joseph Malignaggi used MOCK MEDIOCRE WRESTLING SKILL
It was SUPER EFFECTIVE.
Oblivion used LONG DIVISION
Oblivion became CONFUSED
Oblivion used ‘WATCH ME WHIP, WATCH ME NAE…’
Oblivion became A HUGE EMBARASSMENT – Joseph Malignaggi
What about my next opponent? I don’t need this dick and pony show to beat him. – Chance Von Crank
So I must face a legend that goes by the name of Steve Orbit on Sunday. You know I respect you Steve, your position as legend has been cemented and as sure as this river cascades down this hillside, that status will stick with you forever – Occulo
Some might say that since I've walked these halls before, drank that shit coffee they always seem to have before, won before, and lost before...that I shouldn't have to prove myself again. To those people I say this. WCF is an everchanging animal. One minute you've got Pantheon ruling the world and breaking all the rules to do it, the next you've got sea creatures holding gold, and everyone is paid in cookies. – Cormack MacNeill
You may claim Mikey’s Amercia, but you’re in Vengeance’s world. The book of extreme closes. This Sunday at Slam you will be read your last rites. – Vengeance
FUCK YOU JAYSON PRICE FUCK YOU JAYSON PRICE FUCK YOU JAYSON PRICE FUCK YOU JAYSON PRICE FUCK YOU JAYSON PRICE FUCK YOU JAYSON PRICE FUCK YOU JAYSON PRICE FUCK YOU JAYSON PRICE FUCK YOU JAYSON PRICE FUCK YOU JAYSON PRICE FUCK YOU JAYSON PRICE FUCK YOU JAYSON PRICE FUCK YOU JAYSON PRICE FUCK YOU JAYSON PRICE FUCK YOU JAYSON PRICE – Mr. Holden
Oh, and the whole Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner thing? Very clever -- the first two times, when it was said by the original Angry Beaver, Dustin. You might know him from his reign as the WCF Television Champion, and a respected -- well, I don't know if respected is the right word, here -- but anyway, a member of #Beachkrew. Along with Wade Moor, who you insisted I'm tryin' to hook up with because of a single exchange we had on Twitter where we didn't threaten each other with physical violence. I know, it made me feel weird, too. – Bonnie Blue
Press 3: How do you feel about being paid in cookies? As a sumo that must be nice!
Nagasaki: I beg your pardon?
Press 3: The being paid in cookies?
Nagasaki: I MUST GO. A DEBT TO ME MUST BE PAID. NOBUNAGA BE MY VOICE.
Nagasaki left from his chair and ran with the speed of ten men, literally breaking the door to the lobby of its hinges, running out into the side walk and hailing a cab. Once in, he could be heard shouting the directions to the WCF office for a few blocks.
Press 2: I guess he is pretty happy with being paid in cookies. - Akane "Nagasaki" Katsu
Dune, this match between you and me, to you it’s just another notch in your belt, another week where you walk in and destroy some hapless nobody, but for me? This is the match of a lifetime, this is the brass ring, the dream, the reason I got into this business! You are going to see a Teo del Sol the likes of which you have never seen because now that I have seen your true colors, I know that I am only stepping into that ring with another man! – Teo Del Sol
And welcome to another exciting edition of Wade brutalizes his opponents this week. Whose on the docket this time? Henson and Pheonix? It doesn't matter, really. Your names could be interchanged with any other two in this whole federation and it still wouldn't matter, because the outcome will likely be the same...
“LOL, #BEACHKREW WINS” – Wade Moor
Andre, out of respect for your sportsmanship and talent, I'm going to give you a match worth fighting. I'm going to challenge everything you thought you knew about yourself AND me. And when all is said and done, my friend, I would hope we can still shake hands in the middle of that ring and continue our individual climbs to the top of the roster. – Lucious Starr
This is my strategy for beating you, Dustin Beaver: tan your already badly tattooed hide and then make you tap out. I think that’s what the fans want too. They’re tired of a second rate champion holding one of WCF’s most important belts; and I know they’d love to see The Beach Krew as a whole brought down a peg or two. I doubt I’m the WCF Galaxy’s first choice to be the next Television Champion, but for the moment I’m the best hope they’ve got. I’m winning tomorrow night, young man, and taking your title. Sunday, Beavlief becomes Beavgrief , at least for you. – Stuart Slane
Y'see for me, the midcard is not my permanent home like it is for Atreyu. To me the midcard is merely a stepping stone to bigger and better things. A necessary stop on the way to something Atreyu has never known about...POWER. The power of being able to stand up against all the fuck boys of the world and show them who's boss. The power to kick all the boy's asses and that the WCF isn't exclusively a boys club anymore. We've only had one female World Champion in the entire history of the WCF, Sarah Twilight. But trust me, you'll see another name next to hers soon enough.
Tiffany Fucking White. – Tiffany White
I saw where I was doing bad and I made right. You? You began a life of misery and continued on that path. My guess is you have never been laid, so you blame that on the black man. You never even been kissed by a handsome man. So you blame the black man. Your parents were bible humping fucks who looked down on homosexuals, so you blame the black man for your repressed sexuality. But you know what Jordan, I have nothing agains homosexuals. I say be who you have to be. Thats what I do every fucking day. Thats why I am the mother fucking best at what I do. – DeMarcus Jordan
When I see an opponent, I can read their history in scars, in their record, in their title reign, in their vocal inflections when they try to intimidate me, and I can read it in the way they hold themselves. If you stay in this game long enough, what might look like courage on year, you'll realize is fear in reality. You begin to pick up patterns you can't learn in Vegas, and that is one of the many advantages I hold over you. – Benjamin Atreyu
Grayson Pierce has too many things to worry about. First, he can’t figure out what the hell is name is. Last month, he was Gemini Battle. Maybe next month he can be Sagittarius Skirmish. Secondly, he’s trying to be Mr. Superhero. I guess he needs something to take his mind off of the fact that he can’t call himself Mr. World Champion. - Bernard "Common" Core
That little stunt this week, revealing the wage brackets of the entire roster though, “A leak”. This whole idea of paying people through cookie rations. It’s lunatics roaming though the madhouse. I get why Seth did it; he wants calamity so he can swoop in and fix it. He had hoped for the same outcome with #beachkrew. But to his absolute shock, we actually ran a tight ship. So now he turns to “Gemini Light” and his brand new babygurl to bring about a minor armageddon. – Johnny Rabid
Its the usually one hit wonder trash and the old geezer fucks that need beer and child support money so they have to grab ankles and pray for lube. Well they should pray to what ever god they believe in because I'm back and ready to turn them in to the prison bitches they are ...... and to what ever legend that wheezed outta the nursing home that I just mentioned… age and past glory aint gonna mean a damn thing – Ultimate Destroyer
(((I'd just like to give a shout out to Dune, who despite having surgery this week STILL managed to put out a beast rp!!!)