Post by Biggs on Nov 4, 2006 22:36:24 GMT -5
Jake Hudson is standing in the backstage area minutes away from JJ Biggs' debut of his new tag team partner. Jake, wearing a pair of blue jeans and a JJ Biggs shirt, is accompanied by Hank Brown. Hank has the microphone under his chin as he quickly begins the interview.
Hank Brown: Where is JJ Biggs?
Jake Hudson: He's in the locker room doing some last minute exercises.
Hank Brown: I see. Well, have you had the opportunity to see the most recent on-camera footage from A.J. Storm and Davey Ortega?
Jake Hudson: Indeed.
Hank Brown: May I have your thoughts?
Jake Hudson: It's funny, Hank. A.J. Storm and Davey Ortega would make better comedians than wrestlers. First, they mention the New Dynasty like it's still a faction or something. Well, uh, if you paid attention to what is happening you'd be well aware that the Team of Treachery single handily disbanded the New Dynasty. Therefore, how can you speak of the stable as if they were still together?
Hank Brown: Jake, actually, wouldn't Torture's turn on Creeping Death during the match be considered what truly disbanded the New Dynasty?
Jake Hudson: Shut up. Secondly, JJ Biggs is no longer in his prime? Are you serious? Honestly, the man has been on a winning streak. He has to be the only person in the history of wrestling that managed to win a handicap match when he was suffering from some kind of mental disability. Not only that, he's won every single championship in this company, besides the Hardcore Title, in a span of only six months or so. Who has done that? No one. So, please, enlighten me, how is he out of his prime? The man is only twenty-nine years old and he has a huge amount of speed for a man his size. If he wanted to, he could squash both of your skulls in during the match at Slam. However, he isn't going to do that because he's a team player. He's going to allow his new partner to get some action before they eliminate you two from this company.
Hank Brown: Sorry to interrupt, but you failed to mention that he hasn't captured the People's title, neither.
Jake Hudson: That championship doesn't mean anything, Hank. I'm sorry, Storm and Ortega, did I actually hear you two say that Devastation Inc. is one of the greatest tag teams champions in the history of this company? I guarantee if you asked half of the people that watch WCF regularly that they wouldn't even be able to name the two men that held the titles during Devastation Inc's reign as tag champs. Yes, that's how bad they really are. So, Storm and Ortega, you can think that these little tiny accomplishments you feel you've conquered are enough to put you in a league with a man like JJ Biggs; because at tonight, JJ and his partner are going to put you back into your true place.....which is licking the dog shit off of our boots.
Hank Brown: We--
Jake Hudson: This interview is finished, Hank.
Jake walks out of the picture as the scene slowly fades out.[/b]
Hank Brown: Where is JJ Biggs?
Jake Hudson: He's in the locker room doing some last minute exercises.
Hank Brown: I see. Well, have you had the opportunity to see the most recent on-camera footage from A.J. Storm and Davey Ortega?
Jake Hudson: Indeed.
Hank Brown: May I have your thoughts?
Jake Hudson: It's funny, Hank. A.J. Storm and Davey Ortega would make better comedians than wrestlers. First, they mention the New Dynasty like it's still a faction or something. Well, uh, if you paid attention to what is happening you'd be well aware that the Team of Treachery single handily disbanded the New Dynasty. Therefore, how can you speak of the stable as if they were still together?
ajstorm said:
Yah, the big "mystery man". I guess thats suppose to scare us that we dont know who it is? Well, lets start eliminating people who it wont be. It wont be Junkhammer or Chino, It wont be Conrad Howell or Chad Allen. Hell, it sure as hell wont be a New Dynasty member.Hank Brown: Jake, actually, wouldn't Torture's turn on Creeping Death during the match be considered what truly disbanded the New Dynasty?
Jake Hudson: Shut up. Secondly, JJ Biggs is no longer in his prime? Are you serious? Honestly, the man has been on a winning streak. He has to be the only person in the history of wrestling that managed to win a handicap match when he was suffering from some kind of mental disability. Not only that, he's won every single championship in this company, besides the Hardcore Title, in a span of only six months or so. Who has done that? No one. So, please, enlighten me, how is he out of his prime? The man is only twenty-nine years old and he has a huge amount of speed for a man his size. If he wanted to, he could squash both of your skulls in during the match at Slam. However, he isn't going to do that because he's a team player. He's going to allow his new partner to get some action before they eliminate you two from this company.
Hank Brown: Sorry to interrupt, but you failed to mention that he hasn't captured the People's title, neither.
Jake Hudson: That championship doesn't mean anything, Hank. I'm sorry, Storm and Ortega, did I actually hear you two say that Devastation Inc. is one of the greatest tag teams champions in the history of this company? I guarantee if you asked half of the people that watch WCF regularly that they wouldn't even be able to name the two men that held the titles during Devastation Inc's reign as tag champs. Yes, that's how bad they really are. So, Storm and Ortega, you can think that these little tiny accomplishments you feel you've conquered are enough to put you in a league with a man like JJ Biggs; because at tonight, JJ and his partner are going to put you back into your true place.....which is licking the dog shit off of our boots.
Hank Brown: We--
Jake Hudson: This interview is finished, Hank.
Jake walks out of the picture as the scene slowly fades out.[/b]
