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Post by Andre Jenson on Jan 11, 2016 16:50:38 GMT -5
If you've not defeated a pair of succubi with only the first page of your spell book using only conjuration Magic then you're not doing it right.
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Post by Riddlebox on Jan 12, 2016 1:03:54 GMT -5
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Post by Andre Jenson on Jan 12, 2016 4:45:05 GMT -5
Box trolls for the birthday party. Check.
Great Odin! I've just seen the card. Mr. Malignaggi, are you a sword or spear kinda guy?
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Post by Greybeard on Jan 13, 2016 12:34:45 GMT -5
Someone said troll?
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Post by Andre Jenson on Jan 20, 2016 13:16:00 GMT -5
Oh man. I hit the mead way too hard after slam. It was the first chance I had to drink after my party and I just woke up. I feel like I've been bludgeoned with gavelshard the hammer of doom by Brixx the conquered. I don't need to tell you all how much that hurts!
Basically I have a HP reduction today. Need to build my constitution up.
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Post by lost on Jan 20, 2016 13:31:07 GMT -5
Oh man. I hit the mead way too hard after slam. It was the first chance I had to drink after my party and I just woke up. I feel like I've been bludgeoned by gavelshard the hammer of doom by Brixx the conquered. I don't need to tell you all how much that hurts! Basically I have a HP reduction today. Need to build my constitution up. @therealmr.Holden That is a splendid theroy. Perhaps it is the machine keeping you down? It appears you maybe the deepest entrenched person I have ever seen. The machine really has its hooks in you. #COG |
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Post by Teo Blaze on Jan 20, 2016 20:37:24 GMT -5
Hail Lord Jenson!
It seems our paths must once more cross, yet where before we struggled betwixt ourselves for gold we now must unite against a common foe!
Let it hereby be known that neither myself nor my compatriots harbor any grudge against thy kingdom, though my belt you did claim, and mightily so I may add.
Water under the bridge! I say bury the bygones and break bread as friends! I am sure you are no stranger to the dangers of an unready team. Therefore so long as that bell has tolled, we are brothers in arms.
#YeOldeSpeak #WhiteKnights
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Post by Deleted on Jan 20, 2016 20:48:12 GMT -5
You're calling me a fraud? Fuck off with that nonsense. @riddikuler Didn't you literally turn out to be some completely different person? |
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Jan 20, 2016 21:25:36 GMT -5
You're calling me a fraud? Fuck off with that nonsense. @riddikuler Didn't you literally turn out to be some completely different person? Don't chu got sumwhere to be, fool?  |
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Post by Andre Jenson on Jan 21, 2016 4:01:34 GMT -5
Hail Lord Jenson! It seems our paths must once more cross, yet where before we struggled betwixt ourselves for gold we now must unite against a common foe! Let it hereby be known that neither myself nor my compatriots harbor any grudge against thy kingdom, though my belt you did claim, and mightily so I may add. Water under the bridge! I say bury the bygones and break bread as friends! I am sure you are no stranger to the dangers of an unready team. Therefore so long as that bell has tolled, we are brothers in arms. #YeOldeSpeak #WhiteKnights Huzzah! May we verily ride into the fray with hope in our hearts and steel in our minds! Whence the battle ends, we shall feast and dine amongst the blood of our enemies and regale ourselves with stories of old. The path shall be treacherous, the enemies mighty yet with our combined forces we shall rid this world of false Gods and minor league sportspeople! |
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Post by Andre Jenson on Feb 7, 2016 6:29:34 GMT -5
Anyone know how to wield a sword, axe or shield? We have an opening for a hearty adventurer to help us find the lost city. Full training will be provided, as well as insurance against mutilation, death, dismemberment, accidental charming, jinxes and curses.
Training will be provided, as well as dental.
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Post by Andre Jenson on Feb 9, 2016 4:28:49 GMT -5
From the Facebook of Lord Andre jen$on:
I think I may have a nemesis. #thirdtimenow
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Post by Andre Jenson on Feb 14, 2016 18:48:59 GMT -5
From the Facebook of Lord Andre Jen$on:
I feel most refreshed! One week away does wonders for the soul and the mind. We shall start the quest anew with vigour and a full mana pool!
Let the finding of the City begin!
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Post by John Rabid on Feb 15, 2016 4:32:32 GMT -5
From the Facebook of Lord Andre Jen$on: I feel most refreshed! One week away does wonders for the soul and the mind. We shall start the quest anew with vigour and a full mana pool! Let the finding of the City begin! Mister Jenson; while you will never be a match for @princelightskin, you are a comfortable second in the Andre hierarchical structure of this company. Be proud |
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Post by Andre Jenson on Feb 15, 2016 6:25:01 GMT -5
From the Facebook of Lord Jen$on
Why, thank you good sir. While I may be the second highest ranked Andre, I know for sure I am the number one dice rolling, sword wielding, magic throwing, fantasy based LARPing person here. This is satisfactory. I need to find a way to get Beaver. Maybe I can get it from the city? I am under the impression that to tame a Beaver you have to make it wet and hit it with a big bit of wood. This isn't working so I am in need of other means.
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Post by John Rabid on Feb 15, 2016 6:56:54 GMT -5
From the Facebook of Lord Jen$on Why, thank you good sir. While I may be the second highest ranked Andre, I know for sure I am the number one dice rolling, sword wielding, magic throwing, fantasy based LARPing person here. This is satisfactory. I need to find a way to get Beaver. Maybe I can get it from the city? I am under the impression that to tame a Beaver you have to make it wet and hit it with a big bit of wood. This isn't working so I am in need of other means. This is humorous, second place confirmed. |
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Post by Lilith on Feb 16, 2016 16:26:57 GMT -5
@KatHolmes
Super super excited to play with you this week, Jenson Bear  I'm just curious though, do I need to get myself a magic wand to play with you? You are a wizard, right? Like Harry Potter?
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Post by Andre Jenson on Feb 16, 2016 19:59:43 GMT -5
@KatHolmes
Super super excited to play with you this week, Jenson Bear I'm just curious though, do I need to get myself a magic wand to play with you? You are a wizard, right? Like Harry Potter? From the Facebook of Lord Andre Jen$on: Harry Potter? I believe I recall that man. He owes Sir Slashalot 100 silver pieces due to a wager they had. It was invisibility cloak vs an invisibility potion. The cloak lost because you can't run away from a screaming woman who just got out of the shower without tripping over in a cloak. Hermione and Ron were very upset. |
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Post by Andre Jenson on Feb 20, 2016 11:57:06 GMT -5
From the Facebook of Lord Andre Jen$on:
We have landed in the land known as "Texas". A silly name, I think. It has neither the pageantry or heraldism of a place like Jalen or even a castle, like the great castle of Thordenheim in Belasta.
However, the local population are pleasant and the inns are clean. I have yet to meet an Ogre!
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Post by Lilith on Feb 22, 2016 10:15:27 GMT -5
@KatPhoenix
Thanks again for the adorable teddy bear, Jenson I love him!!!
Ummmmmms one question though... What does that potion you gave me do? I'm too scared to drink it in case it like turns me into a cat or something...
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I'm just curious though, do I need to get myself a magic wand to play with you? You are a wizard, right? Like Harry Potter? 