Post by Adam Knite on Mar 27, 2007 20:30:14 GMT -5
{{Our scene opens up as we see Willy Carter sitting at the dinner table with a fork in one hand and knife in the other. He has a plate in front of him and he’s ready for some grub, as he even has his AoV officially licensed bib around his neck. Willy begins to bang his balled up fists, holding the utensils, against the table declaring he wants to be fed.}}
Willy Carter: I’m hungry Adam!
{{Adam turns around away from the stove wearing an apron that says “S*ck the chef” on it. He has an Aunt Jemimma rag around the top of his head with a skillet in one hand and spatula in the other.}}
Adam Knite: You say you hungra Willa?!
Willy Carter: Quit fooling around and feed me you bastard!
{{Adam Knite seems to get furious, as evidence by what he says next.}}
Adam Knite: Listen here you black son of a b*tch. You’re lucky I’m making you this food, I could be like Boone and be masturbating right now.
Willy Carter: In the food? Yuck!
Adam Knite: No you dumb bush baby, I ment instead of cooking I’d be, you know.
{{Willy has a dazed and confused look}
Adam Knite:…. Uhhh.. never mind forget I said anything. The food’s almost ready.
{{Willy seems to either not care about Adam saying “the food’s almost ready” or more likely it went in one ear and out the other as he again begins to bang his fist on the table. Davey Boone walks into he kitchen at this time and bee lines straight for the sink. He runs some water and pours some dish soup into his hands. After he finishes washing his hands he takes a dry dish rag from the drawer and begins the drying process, he turns around to see both Willy and Adam staring at him in disgust…..}}
Davey Boone: What in the bloody hell are you two looking at me. And more importantly why are you looking at me in that manner? Huh?
{{Adam and Willy look at each other and make a puzzled look shrugging their shoulders before turning back at Boone.}}
Adam Knite: where you ….
Willy Carter: You sick a** white boy!
Adam Knite: yeah……
Davey Boone: What in the blue hell are you two talking about!?!?
Adam: We’re talking about masturbation you sick son of a b*tch!
Davey Boone: WHAT!?
Willy Carter: You sick a** white boy……
Davey Boone: You two have lost your freaking minds….
Adam Knite: were you, or were you not just in there giving tinky winky a little tuggy wuggy!?
Davey Boone: So what if I was!? Everybody does it!
Willy Carter: You sick a** white boy…….
Davey Boone: Willy you made your point!
{{Willy just stares at Boone in disgust.}}
Davey Boone: Willy it isn’t like you’ve never masturbated.
Willy Carter: **Shakes his head** you sick a** white boy…
Davey Boone: Adam!
Adam Knite: yeah but everybody doesn’t come into the kitchen afterwards and washes it off in the sink.
Davey Boone: I wasn’t masturbating! I just said who cares if I would have.
Willy Carter: then why were you washing your hands you sick a** white boy!?
Davey Boone: I was washing them so they’d be clean, occasionally people do that, well not “your” people but us clean folks do!
Willy Carter: Oh now you’re gone and went all racist huh!? You sick a** white boy!
{{Adam just turns around and continues to make the dinner.}}
Davey Boone: you started it you north African dung beetle!
Willy Carter: Listen here Boone I’m about getting sick and tired of you downing me because I’m black homey!
Davey Boone: You’re our manager that means you serve us, you could even say that you’re our slave. A black man being slave to a white man just the way nature intended!
Willy Carter: That’s it! Adam! Powder my hand! I’m about to lay a beating on this over weight white chunk!
{{Adam turns around and looks at Willy still holding his spatula then turns and looks at Boone. He turns back at Willy and then Boone again before opening his mouth to speak.}}
Adam Knite: Would you two sit down, shut up and drink your godd*mn tea!
{{Willy and Boone both look puzzled. They look at Adam in bewilderment before Boone reiterates.}}
Davey Boone: Adam there is no tea on the table…..
Adam Knite: It got you two to stop fighting didn’t it. Now sit down…. You two, before I start chucking you both in the ear.
{{ The scene briefly fades out before fading back in. We see all three sitting at the table eating their food. Adam looks up at Willy and begins to speak.}}
Adam Knite: So Willy, what in the hell is wrong with you today?
Davey Boone: yeah dude, seriously.
Willy Carter: What are you talking about?
Adam Knite: Well first you start demanding stuff like a little girl, then you go and flip out at Boone for calling you a north African dung beetle.
Davey Boone: **under his breath to himself** north African dung beetle **snickers** I’m so funny.
{{Adam and Willy both look at Boone who looks back at them with an innocent face as if he said nothing. Adam and Willy rolls their eyes before turning their attention back to each other.}}
Adam Knite: anyways, it’s not like you to defy our abuse.
Willy Carter: Well guys I’ve been thinking. See Adam has Kelly, and Boone doesn’t have anybody but at least he gets to bang hot chicks all the time, I need to get laid, and it’s frustrating me….
{{Adam looks at Davey.}}
Adam Knite: can he say that??
Davey Boone: I guess so, I didn’t hear him get beeped out, and that censor guy who kicked you in the jewels isn’t here so I guess he can.
{{they both turn their attention back to Willy. Just then a man in a black suit walks into he room.}}
Man: I’m sorry Willy, but according to standards and practices you must refrain from using that term.
Willy Carter: Alright Mr. Scary FCC Guy, I’ll change it up. Ok Adam, Davey lets take it from the top….
{{All three clear their throats.}}
Adam Knite: So Willy what’s wrong with you man?
Willy Carter: I don’t know guys, I’ve just been so lonely lately. Adam you have a great girl in Kelly and Boone you don’t care you just go from woman to woman, and I just wish I had somebody in my life other than you two racist bastards. Just Somebody that respected me and cared about me as much as I cared about them.
Davey Boone: Well that sounds a little fruity…
Adam Knite: D*mn a black fruit, don’t see those very often.
Davey Boone: What are you talking about Adam?
Adam Knite: I don’t know, I just felt obligated to say something there, and I drew a blank…
Davey Boone: moving on. Willy if you’re feeling this way me and Adam could always try and hook you up with somebody man. We’re always joking with your black a** but you’re still our friend. We can cut out early from training and go round you up some women to choose from. With that fine black body of yours I’m sure women will be flocking to you.
Adam Knite: Now that was fruity….
Willy Carter: And disturbing….
Davey Boone: Well excuse me for trying to build up the self esteem of a friend. Anyway do you want us to help you find a chick or not!?
Willy Carter: I don’t know guys, I’m not into that kinda stuff…
Adam Knite: How do you expect to find somebody you jerkoff unless you go out and try to meet some people. You just expect them to magically fall out of the sky and into your lap. Well let me tell you something Willy this isn’t some kinda sick LSD induced fantasy world this is real life, and if you want something you’re gonna have to go out there and get it! Now are you going with us to find you some fine a** booty, or are you going to sit on your black arse and wallow in your own self pitty!?
Willy Carter: Wallow I guess…..
Adam Knite: argh…….
Davey Boone: Wait a minute, I think I have the perfect answer Adam! To the Batmoble!
Adam Knite: Holy snot Boone, do we have a Batmoble?!
Davey Boone: I was talking about the Nissan…. Play along, you’re making me look like a fool in front of Willly.
Adam Knite: Who cares? He’s black.
Davey Boone: Ha ha, You’re right, lets go!
Willy Carter: I swear, one day I’m going to kill those two…
{{The scene switches showing Adam and Boone running outside the door to Boones beat up old Nissan, Boone slides across the hood like on the dukes of hazard as Adam jumps through the window hole and into the seat as Boone does the same after going across the hood. Boone hits the gas and the Nissan is off.}}
Davey Boone: Alright! Nothing can stop us now!
Adam Knite: yeah!
{{Just then a load pop is heard, Adam and Boone both reach their heads out the window and look.}}
Davey Boone: D*mmit, flat tire.
{{The scene fades out briefly before coming back showing both men climbing back into the truck as Willy is standing to the side holding a tire iron waving goodbye.}}
Davey Boone: Oooooooookay…… now nothing can stop us now!
Adam Knite: Hell yeah!
{{The two speed off into the distance as the scene then switches to the inside of the cab.}}
Adam Knite: So Boone, how long do we cruise until we turn around, call one of your ex girlfriends and just tell Willy we did our best?
Davey Boone: **yawns** I don’t know. That food you cooked sucked how about we go get some Chinese?
Adam Knite: yeah I know, I was making it for Willy It wasn’t like it was the real thing so it doesn’t count. But yeah lets go get some Chinese!
{{Davey Boone takes a right as Adam kicks back putting his feet on the dash board. He holds his hand over his eyes because of the brightness of the sun. He reaches up to pull down the visor and it breaks right off. Boone hearing a snap looks over briefly and his jaw drops.}}
Davey Boone: What in the hell just happened!? Adam you bastard….
Adam Knite: I didn’t do anything I was just pulling it down and snap! Why don’t you buy yourself a new truck already, this thing has like 200 thousand miles on it!
Davey Boone: This truck is awesome! I’ve had it ever since college!
Adam Knite: Weren’t you in college like seven years?
Davey Boone: Plenty of people go to college for seven years.
Adam Knite: yeah, they’re called doctors.
Davey Boone: F*ck you…..
Adam Knite: Fruit, the Chinese place was about two blocks back if you wanna get turned around.
{{Boone turns around and the scene fades away and back again. This time Adam and Boone are both sitting at the table with a plate of Chinese in front of them. Boone looks up Adam all of a sudden with a serious tone and glares at him.}}
Adam Knite: What? Do I have soy sauce on my face?
Davey Boone; No seriously, Dude, I’ve got something I need to talk to you about.
Adam Knite: Oh lord… go ahead.
Davey Boone: What’s going on man. We’ve barely seen you the past few weeks and I’ve been getting my arse handed to me by Team Extreme! Then you go out and let TXO eliminate you during War. What is going on man!?
Adam Knite: **rolling his eyes** Dude….
Davey Boone: No man I’m serious here! You’ve gotta get into the game man! We’re better than them and you know it! Why are you just sitting back and letting this happen!?
Adam Knite: Because I don’t care anymore Boone, I’ve lived my life for far too long caring about this garbage. I’ve been world champion around the world, and me and you have dominated as a tag team everywhere we’ve went. What else is there to do, if TXO and TVO want to come in and try and take advantage at a point when I don’t give a flying crap, than let them. It’s like water off a ducks back to me my friend.
Davey Boone: Where is this coming from!? Where is the Adam Knite I remember who was the greatest wrestler in the world!? I’m not joking man, this has got to stop! You were a monster you were the “ManBeast”…. You…. You were “The Raptorious One” what has happened to you since then, it’s like two different people.
Adam Knite: Boone, I’ve killed that side of me, you know that. I was out of control, winning was all I ever cared about I got short with you, everybody I cared about, and most of all it was starting to effect me and Kelly’s relationship. I can’t do that again. It’s just not me anymore. I’m not going to let that side of me control my emotions and actions ever again, heck I broke your shoulder and ripped tendons in your ankle when I let that side take control!
Davey Boone: I don’t care, this new side of you is making me sick. Having fun is all nice good, we joke and we rag on Willy, everybody loves it. Sometimes though Adam things get serious and you have to quit being a Puss and stand up and fight!
Adam Knite: What did you say?
Davey Boone: You heard me you Pussy! I called you a puss! Why don’t you start quit acting like a spoiled little girl and start acting like a man! This BS where you “Don’t have the desire” where you just don’t “have it in you” needs to stop! You’ll always be the mother f*cking Raptorious one to me, and to all those fans who’ve followed your career. You’re about to face the man I hand picked to win the nCw championship 5 years ago! Now man up!
Adam Knite: Boone leave me alone….
Davey Boone: Not until you stand up and fight Knite! You’re the epitome of fear, or have you forgotten that! What would Kelly want you to do? Cower like a child or stand up and oppress all those who stand in your way? I know my little cousin and she wants you to be a man and fight. You can control that side of you, you can destroy those two…”wankers”
Adam Knite: Whatever!
{{Adam gets up from the table and walks out of the restaurant and begins heading down the street. Boone leaves a tip, uses his napkin and then picks up some vegetable lo mein before heading out the door. Boone chases Adam down the street and calls out his name.}}
Davey Boone: Hey pussy!
{{Adam turns around and is hit in the face with a ball of noodles, he wipes them from his face and begins seething with anger.}}
Davey Boone: what!?
Adam Knite: You son of a ….
Davey Boone: Shut up, what are you going to do about!?
Adam Knite: If you don’t shu….
Davey Boone: Nothing! That’s what I thought. You’re not going to do anything about it because your washed up! Pathetic, after TXO beats you I’m going to have to look for a new partner.
Adam Knite: that’s it!
{{Adam runs towards Boone, who only side steps him and sticks out his leg sending him face first to the side walk. Adam rolls over and his anger is rising even more. }}
Davey Boone: Worthless…….
{{Boone turns around and begins walking down the street. Adam now jumps up and goes after him, Boone Just side steps him again and takes him by the back of the head and runs Knite into the alley and then head first into a dumpster! Adam lays there with blood pouring from his forehead as Boone stands over him.}}
Davey Boone: Would you quit trying to attack me, lets face it I’M BETTER THAN YOU! Just give up, like you know you want to, I guess that’s all you have left in you.
{{Boone turns around and lowers his head in disgust. Adam pulls himself to his feet behind him as we can see his eyes are glowing red now.}}
Adam Knite: BOONE!
{{Davey turns around and looks at Adam and smiles.}}
Davey Boone: What?
Adam Knite: Lets finish this…
Davey Boone: **smiles more** You sure?
Adam Knite: Bring it….
{{Knite and Boone run at each other just as they near each other, Adam jumps to the ground and rolls to the side and then jumps up behind Boone who has just hit the brakes. Boone turns around as fast he can but it’s too late as Adam grasps him around the throat. Adam lifts him into the air and chunks Boone into the dumpster. Boone clutches his back in pain as Adam rushes in and takes a swing but Boone rolls out of the way. Boone tries to counter but as he swings Knite just catches his fist and throws Boones arm down, Boone takes this distraction and kicks Adam in the gut. Adam clutches his stomach as Boone capitalizes by upper cutting Knite that knocks him on his back, Boone jumps on top and looks to throw a punch but Knite flips him up and over onto his back, now with Adam on top. Adam head butts Boone and then takes him by the throat again and begins landing punches with his free hand. He stops and looks Boone in the eyes.}}
Adam Knite: Now who’s the pussy now you wanker!
{{Adam raises his fist high in the air looking to go down for the final blow before he stops himself. His eyes calm as he looks at Boone. Boone breathing hard from the attack just looks up.}}
Davey Boone: Dude that hurt…..
{{Both men begin to laugh.}}
Adam Knite: Come on, Lets go get Willy some poon-tang….
Davey Boone: yeah, lets get outta here, it smells like Willy’s mom in this alley.
Adam Knite: D*mmit, you should have saved that one and told it to his black a**.
Davey Boone: You’re going to kill that SOB TXO aren’t you?
Adam Knite: just might.
Davey Boone: Good.
{{The scene fades away before coming back one final time as both Adam Knite and Davey Boone both walk inside the house. Willy has been sitting on the couch watching TV for hours. He looks at the two and is very surprised at what he sees.}}
Willy Carter: What in the hell happened to you, you look like you got into a some kinda outrageously awesome fight, that shook the very foundation of the universe. A fight so brutal yet meaningful it changed the entire way you view your existence.
Adam Knite: Naw, I tripped over a fire hydrant and Boone is drunk.
Davey Boone: Yeah Willy, us fight? Are you forgetting to take those pills the doctor gave you?
Willy Carter: What that doesn’t make any sense why would Boone have a big gash and a black eye if he was just drunk, and tripping over a fire hydrant?! What did you do break the fall with your face?! Furthermore what pills are you talking about!?
Adam Knite: Those pills the doctor gave you! You know “the ones.”
Willy Carter: “The Ones” to do what!?
Adam Knite: To make you less black.
{{Willy rolls his eyes as both Adam and Boone laugh.}}
Davey Boone: Anyway, you ready to see what we picked up for you!?
Willy Carter: huh!?
Adam Knite: You said you wanted a chick, so we got you one, don’t you remember that’s why we left!
Willy Carter: Oh that, sorry forgot all about it.
{{Adam and Boone both look at each other and then back at Carter. They get angry and shove him back down onto the couch.}}
Davey Boone: Well here she comes if you like it or night you black bastard!
Adam Knite: Come on in Cassie!
{{Just as Adam says this the door opens. From the opening a big white woman walks out. She has bright red freckles covering every inch of her pasty white skin. Her curly red hair has been died black, but it is still obviously red as the roots have already turned back to their natural color. She is wearing a due rag on her head and has a pair of glasses over her eyes. She is about the ugliest thing a sane person has ever seen. Willy looks to be in surprise as his jaw drops.}}
Cassie Dixon: So you must be that sweet chunk of chocolate Adam and Dave told me about, you sure are fine sweet thing.
{{Willy is still dazed as he turns and pushes Adam and Boone into the kitchen.}}
Adam Knite: So what do you think Willy!?
Davey Boone: Yeah she is something isn’t she…
{{Boone and Adam look at each other and smile.}}
Willy Carter: ……
{{Adam and Boone look at each other again, wondering why Willy isn’t talking.}}
Davey Boone: Come on Willy out with it! She’s out there waiting on you!
Adam Knite: Yeah dude it’s not right to keep a lady waiting like that! Now tell us what you think and then go out there on your date that we set up!
{{Willy suddenly looks very happy.}}
Willy Carter: Gawd she’s hott guys! She’s just my type! How did you know I preferred fat ugly white chicks!?!?
{{Adam and Boone look at each other crossing there arms and smiling big.}}
Adam: Well Willy, you are the “Nigger Man”
{{Both Adam and Boone laugh together as Willy rolls his eyes and walks out the door for this date with Cassie. Fade to black.}}
Willy Carter: I’m hungry Adam!
{{Adam turns around away from the stove wearing an apron that says “S*ck the chef” on it. He has an Aunt Jemimma rag around the top of his head with a skillet in one hand and spatula in the other.}}
Adam Knite: You say you hungra Willa?!
Willy Carter: Quit fooling around and feed me you bastard!
{{Adam Knite seems to get furious, as evidence by what he says next.}}
Adam Knite: Listen here you black son of a b*tch. You’re lucky I’m making you this food, I could be like Boone and be masturbating right now.
Willy Carter: In the food? Yuck!
Adam Knite: No you dumb bush baby, I ment instead of cooking I’d be, you know.
{{Willy has a dazed and confused look}
Adam Knite:…. Uhhh.. never mind forget I said anything. The food’s almost ready.
{{Willy seems to either not care about Adam saying “the food’s almost ready” or more likely it went in one ear and out the other as he again begins to bang his fist on the table. Davey Boone walks into he kitchen at this time and bee lines straight for the sink. He runs some water and pours some dish soup into his hands. After he finishes washing his hands he takes a dry dish rag from the drawer and begins the drying process, he turns around to see both Willy and Adam staring at him in disgust…..}}
Davey Boone: What in the bloody hell are you two looking at me. And more importantly why are you looking at me in that manner? Huh?
{{Adam and Willy look at each other and make a puzzled look shrugging their shoulders before turning back at Boone.}}
Adam Knite: where you ….
Willy Carter: You sick a** white boy!
Adam Knite: yeah……
Davey Boone: What in the blue hell are you two talking about!?!?
Adam: We’re talking about masturbation you sick son of a b*tch!
Davey Boone: WHAT!?
Willy Carter: You sick a** white boy……
Davey Boone: You two have lost your freaking minds….
Adam Knite: were you, or were you not just in there giving tinky winky a little tuggy wuggy!?
Davey Boone: So what if I was!? Everybody does it!
Willy Carter: You sick a** white boy…….
Davey Boone: Willy you made your point!
{{Willy just stares at Boone in disgust.}}
Davey Boone: Willy it isn’t like you’ve never masturbated.
Willy Carter: **Shakes his head** you sick a** white boy…
Davey Boone: Adam!
Adam Knite: yeah but everybody doesn’t come into the kitchen afterwards and washes it off in the sink.
Davey Boone: I wasn’t masturbating! I just said who cares if I would have.
Willy Carter: then why were you washing your hands you sick a** white boy!?
Davey Boone: I was washing them so they’d be clean, occasionally people do that, well not “your” people but us clean folks do!
Willy Carter: Oh now you’re gone and went all racist huh!? You sick a** white boy!
{{Adam just turns around and continues to make the dinner.}}
Davey Boone: you started it you north African dung beetle!
Willy Carter: Listen here Boone I’m about getting sick and tired of you downing me because I’m black homey!
Davey Boone: You’re our manager that means you serve us, you could even say that you’re our slave. A black man being slave to a white man just the way nature intended!
Willy Carter: That’s it! Adam! Powder my hand! I’m about to lay a beating on this over weight white chunk!
{{Adam turns around and looks at Willy still holding his spatula then turns and looks at Boone. He turns back at Willy and then Boone again before opening his mouth to speak.}}
Adam Knite: Would you two sit down, shut up and drink your godd*mn tea!
{{Willy and Boone both look puzzled. They look at Adam in bewilderment before Boone reiterates.}}
Davey Boone: Adam there is no tea on the table…..
Adam Knite: It got you two to stop fighting didn’t it. Now sit down…. You two, before I start chucking you both in the ear.
{{ The scene briefly fades out before fading back in. We see all three sitting at the table eating their food. Adam looks up at Willy and begins to speak.}}
Adam Knite: So Willy, what in the hell is wrong with you today?
Davey Boone: yeah dude, seriously.
Willy Carter: What are you talking about?
Adam Knite: Well first you start demanding stuff like a little girl, then you go and flip out at Boone for calling you a north African dung beetle.
Davey Boone: **under his breath to himself** north African dung beetle **snickers** I’m so funny.
{{Adam and Willy both look at Boone who looks back at them with an innocent face as if he said nothing. Adam and Willy rolls their eyes before turning their attention back to each other.}}
Adam Knite: anyways, it’s not like you to defy our abuse.
Willy Carter: Well guys I’ve been thinking. See Adam has Kelly, and Boone doesn’t have anybody but at least he gets to bang hot chicks all the time, I need to get laid, and it’s frustrating me….
{{Adam looks at Davey.}}
Adam Knite: can he say that??
Davey Boone: I guess so, I didn’t hear him get beeped out, and that censor guy who kicked you in the jewels isn’t here so I guess he can.
{{they both turn their attention back to Willy. Just then a man in a black suit walks into he room.}}
Man: I’m sorry Willy, but according to standards and practices you must refrain from using that term.
Willy Carter: Alright Mr. Scary FCC Guy, I’ll change it up. Ok Adam, Davey lets take it from the top….
{{All three clear their throats.}}
Adam Knite: So Willy what’s wrong with you man?
Willy Carter: I don’t know guys, I’ve just been so lonely lately. Adam you have a great girl in Kelly and Boone you don’t care you just go from woman to woman, and I just wish I had somebody in my life other than you two racist bastards. Just Somebody that respected me and cared about me as much as I cared about them.
Davey Boone: Well that sounds a little fruity…
Adam Knite: D*mn a black fruit, don’t see those very often.
Davey Boone: What are you talking about Adam?
Adam Knite: I don’t know, I just felt obligated to say something there, and I drew a blank…
Davey Boone: moving on. Willy if you’re feeling this way me and Adam could always try and hook you up with somebody man. We’re always joking with your black a** but you’re still our friend. We can cut out early from training and go round you up some women to choose from. With that fine black body of yours I’m sure women will be flocking to you.
Adam Knite: Now that was fruity….
Willy Carter: And disturbing….
Davey Boone: Well excuse me for trying to build up the self esteem of a friend. Anyway do you want us to help you find a chick or not!?
Willy Carter: I don’t know guys, I’m not into that kinda stuff…
Adam Knite: How do you expect to find somebody you jerkoff unless you go out and try to meet some people. You just expect them to magically fall out of the sky and into your lap. Well let me tell you something Willy this isn’t some kinda sick LSD induced fantasy world this is real life, and if you want something you’re gonna have to go out there and get it! Now are you going with us to find you some fine a** booty, or are you going to sit on your black arse and wallow in your own self pitty!?
Willy Carter: Wallow I guess…..
Adam Knite: argh…….
Davey Boone: Wait a minute, I think I have the perfect answer Adam! To the Batmoble!
Adam Knite: Holy snot Boone, do we have a Batmoble?!
Davey Boone: I was talking about the Nissan…. Play along, you’re making me look like a fool in front of Willly.
Adam Knite: Who cares? He’s black.
Davey Boone: Ha ha, You’re right, lets go!
Willy Carter: I swear, one day I’m going to kill those two…
{{The scene switches showing Adam and Boone running outside the door to Boones beat up old Nissan, Boone slides across the hood like on the dukes of hazard as Adam jumps through the window hole and into the seat as Boone does the same after going across the hood. Boone hits the gas and the Nissan is off.}}
Davey Boone: Alright! Nothing can stop us now!
Adam Knite: yeah!
{{Just then a load pop is heard, Adam and Boone both reach their heads out the window and look.}}
Davey Boone: D*mmit, flat tire.
{{The scene fades out briefly before coming back showing both men climbing back into the truck as Willy is standing to the side holding a tire iron waving goodbye.}}
Davey Boone: Oooooooookay…… now nothing can stop us now!
Adam Knite: Hell yeah!
{{The two speed off into the distance as the scene then switches to the inside of the cab.}}
Adam Knite: So Boone, how long do we cruise until we turn around, call one of your ex girlfriends and just tell Willy we did our best?
Davey Boone: **yawns** I don’t know. That food you cooked sucked how about we go get some Chinese?
Adam Knite: yeah I know, I was making it for Willy It wasn’t like it was the real thing so it doesn’t count. But yeah lets go get some Chinese!
{{Davey Boone takes a right as Adam kicks back putting his feet on the dash board. He holds his hand over his eyes because of the brightness of the sun. He reaches up to pull down the visor and it breaks right off. Boone hearing a snap looks over briefly and his jaw drops.}}
Davey Boone: What in the hell just happened!? Adam you bastard….
Adam Knite: I didn’t do anything I was just pulling it down and snap! Why don’t you buy yourself a new truck already, this thing has like 200 thousand miles on it!
Davey Boone: This truck is awesome! I’ve had it ever since college!
Adam Knite: Weren’t you in college like seven years?
Davey Boone: Plenty of people go to college for seven years.
Adam Knite: yeah, they’re called doctors.
Davey Boone: F*ck you…..
Adam Knite: Fruit, the Chinese place was about two blocks back if you wanna get turned around.
{{Boone turns around and the scene fades away and back again. This time Adam and Boone are both sitting at the table with a plate of Chinese in front of them. Boone looks up Adam all of a sudden with a serious tone and glares at him.}}
Adam Knite: What? Do I have soy sauce on my face?
Davey Boone; No seriously, Dude, I’ve got something I need to talk to you about.
Adam Knite: Oh lord… go ahead.
Davey Boone: What’s going on man. We’ve barely seen you the past few weeks and I’ve been getting my arse handed to me by Team Extreme! Then you go out and let TXO eliminate you during War. What is going on man!?
Adam Knite: **rolling his eyes** Dude….
Davey Boone: No man I’m serious here! You’ve gotta get into the game man! We’re better than them and you know it! Why are you just sitting back and letting this happen!?
Adam Knite: Because I don’t care anymore Boone, I’ve lived my life for far too long caring about this garbage. I’ve been world champion around the world, and me and you have dominated as a tag team everywhere we’ve went. What else is there to do, if TXO and TVO want to come in and try and take advantage at a point when I don’t give a flying crap, than let them. It’s like water off a ducks back to me my friend.
Davey Boone: Where is this coming from!? Where is the Adam Knite I remember who was the greatest wrestler in the world!? I’m not joking man, this has got to stop! You were a monster you were the “ManBeast”…. You…. You were “The Raptorious One” what has happened to you since then, it’s like two different people.
Adam Knite: Boone, I’ve killed that side of me, you know that. I was out of control, winning was all I ever cared about I got short with you, everybody I cared about, and most of all it was starting to effect me and Kelly’s relationship. I can’t do that again. It’s just not me anymore. I’m not going to let that side of me control my emotions and actions ever again, heck I broke your shoulder and ripped tendons in your ankle when I let that side take control!
Davey Boone: I don’t care, this new side of you is making me sick. Having fun is all nice good, we joke and we rag on Willy, everybody loves it. Sometimes though Adam things get serious and you have to quit being a Puss and stand up and fight!
Adam Knite: What did you say?
Davey Boone: You heard me you Pussy! I called you a puss! Why don’t you start quit acting like a spoiled little girl and start acting like a man! This BS where you “Don’t have the desire” where you just don’t “have it in you” needs to stop! You’ll always be the mother f*cking Raptorious one to me, and to all those fans who’ve followed your career. You’re about to face the man I hand picked to win the nCw championship 5 years ago! Now man up!
Adam Knite: Boone leave me alone….
Davey Boone: Not until you stand up and fight Knite! You’re the epitome of fear, or have you forgotten that! What would Kelly want you to do? Cower like a child or stand up and oppress all those who stand in your way? I know my little cousin and she wants you to be a man and fight. You can control that side of you, you can destroy those two…”wankers”
Adam Knite: Whatever!
{{Adam gets up from the table and walks out of the restaurant and begins heading down the street. Boone leaves a tip, uses his napkin and then picks up some vegetable lo mein before heading out the door. Boone chases Adam down the street and calls out his name.}}
Davey Boone: Hey pussy!
{{Adam turns around and is hit in the face with a ball of noodles, he wipes them from his face and begins seething with anger.}}
Davey Boone: what!?
Adam Knite: You son of a ….
Davey Boone: Shut up, what are you going to do about!?
Adam Knite: If you don’t shu….
Davey Boone: Nothing! That’s what I thought. You’re not going to do anything about it because your washed up! Pathetic, after TXO beats you I’m going to have to look for a new partner.
Adam Knite: that’s it!
{{Adam runs towards Boone, who only side steps him and sticks out his leg sending him face first to the side walk. Adam rolls over and his anger is rising even more. }}
Davey Boone: Worthless…….
{{Boone turns around and begins walking down the street. Adam now jumps up and goes after him, Boone Just side steps him again and takes him by the back of the head and runs Knite into the alley and then head first into a dumpster! Adam lays there with blood pouring from his forehead as Boone stands over him.}}
Davey Boone: Would you quit trying to attack me, lets face it I’M BETTER THAN YOU! Just give up, like you know you want to, I guess that’s all you have left in you.
{{Boone turns around and lowers his head in disgust. Adam pulls himself to his feet behind him as we can see his eyes are glowing red now.}}
Adam Knite: BOONE!
{{Davey turns around and looks at Adam and smiles.}}
Davey Boone: What?
Adam Knite: Lets finish this…
Davey Boone: **smiles more** You sure?
Adam Knite: Bring it….
{{Knite and Boone run at each other just as they near each other, Adam jumps to the ground and rolls to the side and then jumps up behind Boone who has just hit the brakes. Boone turns around as fast he can but it’s too late as Adam grasps him around the throat. Adam lifts him into the air and chunks Boone into the dumpster. Boone clutches his back in pain as Adam rushes in and takes a swing but Boone rolls out of the way. Boone tries to counter but as he swings Knite just catches his fist and throws Boones arm down, Boone takes this distraction and kicks Adam in the gut. Adam clutches his stomach as Boone capitalizes by upper cutting Knite that knocks him on his back, Boone jumps on top and looks to throw a punch but Knite flips him up and over onto his back, now with Adam on top. Adam head butts Boone and then takes him by the throat again and begins landing punches with his free hand. He stops and looks Boone in the eyes.}}
Adam Knite: Now who’s the pussy now you wanker!
{{Adam raises his fist high in the air looking to go down for the final blow before he stops himself. His eyes calm as he looks at Boone. Boone breathing hard from the attack just looks up.}}
Davey Boone: Dude that hurt…..
{{Both men begin to laugh.}}
Adam Knite: Come on, Lets go get Willy some poon-tang….
Davey Boone: yeah, lets get outta here, it smells like Willy’s mom in this alley.
Adam Knite: D*mmit, you should have saved that one and told it to his black a**.
Davey Boone: You’re going to kill that SOB TXO aren’t you?
Adam Knite: just might.
Davey Boone: Good.
{{The scene fades away before coming back one final time as both Adam Knite and Davey Boone both walk inside the house. Willy has been sitting on the couch watching TV for hours. He looks at the two and is very surprised at what he sees.}}
Willy Carter: What in the hell happened to you, you look like you got into a some kinda outrageously awesome fight, that shook the very foundation of the universe. A fight so brutal yet meaningful it changed the entire way you view your existence.
Adam Knite: Naw, I tripped over a fire hydrant and Boone is drunk.
Davey Boone: Yeah Willy, us fight? Are you forgetting to take those pills the doctor gave you?
Willy Carter: What that doesn’t make any sense why would Boone have a big gash and a black eye if he was just drunk, and tripping over a fire hydrant?! What did you do break the fall with your face?! Furthermore what pills are you talking about!?
Adam Knite: Those pills the doctor gave you! You know “the ones.”
Willy Carter: “The Ones” to do what!?
Adam Knite: To make you less black.
{{Willy rolls his eyes as both Adam and Boone laugh.}}
Davey Boone: Anyway, you ready to see what we picked up for you!?
Willy Carter: huh!?
Adam Knite: You said you wanted a chick, so we got you one, don’t you remember that’s why we left!
Willy Carter: Oh that, sorry forgot all about it.
{{Adam and Boone both look at each other and then back at Carter. They get angry and shove him back down onto the couch.}}
Davey Boone: Well here she comes if you like it or night you black bastard!
Adam Knite: Come on in Cassie!
{{Just as Adam says this the door opens. From the opening a big white woman walks out. She has bright red freckles covering every inch of her pasty white skin. Her curly red hair has been died black, but it is still obviously red as the roots have already turned back to their natural color. She is wearing a due rag on her head and has a pair of glasses over her eyes. She is about the ugliest thing a sane person has ever seen. Willy looks to be in surprise as his jaw drops.}}
Cassie Dixon: So you must be that sweet chunk of chocolate Adam and Dave told me about, you sure are fine sweet thing.
{{Willy is still dazed as he turns and pushes Adam and Boone into the kitchen.}}
Adam Knite: So what do you think Willy!?
Davey Boone: Yeah she is something isn’t she…
{{Boone and Adam look at each other and smile.}}
Willy Carter: ……
{{Adam and Boone look at each other again, wondering why Willy isn’t talking.}}
Davey Boone: Come on Willy out with it! She’s out there waiting on you!
Adam Knite: Yeah dude it’s not right to keep a lady waiting like that! Now tell us what you think and then go out there on your date that we set up!
{{Willy suddenly looks very happy.}}
Willy Carter: Gawd she’s hott guys! She’s just my type! How did you know I preferred fat ugly white chicks!?!?
{{Adam and Boone look at each other crossing there arms and smiling big.}}
Adam: Well Willy, you are the “Nigger Man”
{{Both Adam and Boone laugh together as Willy rolls his eyes and walks out the door for this date with Cassie. Fade to black.}}
