My boyfriend is a cunt.
Dec 27, 2015 17:12:36 GMT -5
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Post by Celeste on Dec 27, 2015 17:12:36 GMT -5
The drift of cigarette smoke emerges from the luscious lips with a sigh as Celeste looks toward the camera.
"See, the thing with your loved ones is love them as you might they consistently have a way of infuriating you, of making you want to slap the taste out of their mouth and run a blade across their little pencil neck. Sometimes they make you enter contests you A) Have no chance of winning or B) No desire to win. Sometimes they do both.
It is a sad time in life when you have to physically abuse the person who does these horrific things to you on and around the yuletide period. If he makes me do it on New Years fucking week? You will be reading the missing persons report that Monday and find his grinning face right there.
...is what I would say if anything like that ever happened to I, Celeste.
Thank you darlings.
Also, Dexter, you're a gimp and I hope Dee Dee destroys your lab you four eyed, Easten European sounding, ginger mongoloid.
"See, the thing with your loved ones is love them as you might they consistently have a way of infuriating you, of making you want to slap the taste out of their mouth and run a blade across their little pencil neck. Sometimes they make you enter contests you A) Have no chance of winning or B) No desire to win. Sometimes they do both.
It is a sad time in life when you have to physically abuse the person who does these horrific things to you on and around the yuletide period. If he makes me do it on New Years fucking week? You will be reading the missing persons report that Monday and find his grinning face right there.
...is what I would say if anything like that ever happened to I, Celeste.
Thank you darlings.
Also, Dexter, you're a gimp and I hope Dee Dee destroys your lab you four eyed, Easten European sounding, ginger mongoloid.
