Post by Buddy Roman on Dec 26, 2015 13:52:33 GMT -5
Children, my children. You know why I’m here. I’m here to tell YOU, to do the right thing. DO the right thing. You have many options but only ONE is the RIGHT Zelection.
Jay Omega? Coma. Who cares. Throw out the baby, the bathwater, set the house on fire, build a bridge and get over it. Man was terrible. AB-Z-lutely, terrible. He doesn’t need it. He doesn’t need it, want it or deserve it.
NEXT
Dune? Dune? Dune has like 4 other awards to go for, skip
Alex Richards? Serious? This is the man that QUIT on you. On ALL OF YOU. He robbed each and every one of you of a bonified DREAM match. Now ya’ll will just have to keep on dreaming. That match will not happen and why should be in contention for a title that he abandoned.
Scarecrow: It’s a good choice. Commendable choice. Better than the previous choices. But still not the right choice.
Zombie McMorris, MY client. Ah, yes. Now there is a choice among choices the only Zelection. The hard hitting man that brought you the Shia meme, the gifs and the comedy. Page after page of pure laughter. ZMAC is the one that made this title great again. He made it mean something.
Now all of you have the option of making it mean even more by voting for MY client, OUR INTERNET CHAMPION…. Zombie McMorris for Internet Champion of the year!!!
Jay Omega? Coma. Who cares. Throw out the baby, the bathwater, set the house on fire, build a bridge and get over it. Man was terrible. AB-Z-lutely, terrible. He doesn’t need it. He doesn’t need it, want it or deserve it.
NEXT
Dune? Dune? Dune has like 4 other awards to go for, skip
Alex Richards? Serious? This is the man that QUIT on you. On ALL OF YOU. He robbed each and every one of you of a bonified DREAM match. Now ya’ll will just have to keep on dreaming. That match will not happen and why should be in contention for a title that he abandoned.
Scarecrow: It’s a good choice. Commendable choice. Better than the previous choices. But still not the right choice.
Zombie McMorris, MY client. Ah, yes. Now there is a choice among choices the only Zelection. The hard hitting man that brought you the Shia meme, the gifs and the comedy. Page after page of pure laughter. ZMAC is the one that made this title great again. He made it mean something.
Now all of you have the option of making it mean even more by voting for MY client, OUR INTERNET CHAMPION…. Zombie McMorris for Internet Champion of the year!!!
