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Post by WCF Un-Creative on Dec 16, 2015 22:36:32 GMT -5
Just some ideas that we over here at the WCF think tank wanted to throw around. Just puttin some feelers out there, see what everyone thinks.
- Adam Young, World Champion
- Biohazard, Ooze World Champion
- Raymond Hatcher, T.V Champion
- We replace Vengeance with a Dog. Frank in HR said he saw it on a cartoon once.
- We film Evans wife over at @wwecreative, in the shower and sell it for a slim profit.
- If Benjimin Atreyu could finally hand in his W2. But thats more Franks department
- Joey Flash becomes a Muslim
I think thats all we got so far. Its been a pretty crumby week. the Scotch is a little low.
* hint, hint SETH *
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Post by WCF Creative on Dec 17, 2015 10:06:39 GMT -5
As long as we put a twist in the shower storyline, like I'm sleeping with my wife, everything's back to normal, and the bedrock of my life is no longer eroding beneath me!
That would be great. Otherwise let's get that WHC on Adam Young because in this business, it's not about what THEY want. It's about what we want!
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Post by Raymond Hatcher on Dec 17, 2015 12:34:48 GMT -5
My suggestion, Young & Hatcher co-World Champion.
P.S. Hatcher will have the Yanomami murder Young so he can be sole champion, King Of The Jungle, The Great Redeemer Retchah Yanromd. (-:
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Post by WCF Un-Creative on Dec 17, 2015 16:05:41 GMT -5
My suggestion, Young & Hatcher co-World Champion. P.S. Hatcher will have the Yanomami murder Young so he can be sole champion, King Of The Jungle, The Great Redeemer Retchah Yanromd. (-: Thats sounds too confusing for our target audience. We here at WCF creative want people from all parts of our respective audience to understand and appreciate the nuances of our expertly crafted storylines. Now if you don't mind, we're trying to figure out how to cap off the "who killed scarecrow" storyline we're currently going with cyborg ninjas from 1134BC Frank in HR said he saw in it a cartoon once. And yes, Evan. Once we hammer out the details ( and your ex wife lol ) we can get rolling on that shower cam footage
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Post by Raymond Hatcher on Dec 17, 2015 16:23:43 GMT -5
My suggestion, Young & Hatcher co-World Champion. P.S. Hatcher will have the Yanomami murder Young so he can be sole champion, King Of The Jungle, The Great Redeemer Retchah Yanromd. (-: Thats sounds too confusing for our target audience. We here at WCF creative want people from all parts of our respective audience to understand and appreciate the nuances of our expertly crafted storylines. Now if you don't mind, we're trying to figure out how to cap off the "who killed scarecrow" storyline we're currently going with cyborg ninjas from 1134BC Frank in HR said he saw in it a cartoon once. And yes, Evan. Once we hammer out the details ( and your ex wife lol ) we can get rolling on that shower cam footage Ouch, I guess nobody sees any of my promos, because that made perfect sense.
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Post by WCF Un-Creative on Dec 17, 2015 17:18:14 GMT -5
Thats sounds too confusing for our target audience. We here at WCF creative want people from all parts of our respective audience to understand and appreciate the nuances of our expertly crafted storylines. Now if you don't mind, we're trying to figure out how to cap off the "who killed scarecrow" storyline we're currently going with cyborg ninjas from 1134BC Frank in HR said he saw in it a cartoon once. And yes, Evan. Once we hammer out the details ( and your ex wife lol ) we can get rolling on that shower cam footage Ouch, I guess nobody sees any of my promos, because that made perfect sense. I know a certain somebody whose [ ] <- that close to getting that " Milton The Might Oak" gimmick.
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Post by WCF Creative on Dec 17, 2015 17:46:23 GMT -5
We'll give him a cape and "Save The Oaks" shirts. The eco vegan casuals will...eat him up! #kneeslappinglaughter
But seriously, quit banging my ex wife. A part of me dies every time you do.
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Post by WCF Un-Creative on Dec 17, 2015 17:52:23 GMT -5
We'll give him a cape and "Save The Oaks" shirts. The eco vegan casuals will...eat him up! #kneeslappinglaughter But seriously, quit banging my ex wife. A part of me dies every time you do. Eco Vegans? Janet over in Statistics says that Eco Vegans make up .004 % of our market shares. If we strike while the gimmick iron is hot we'll be swimming in cash! Thats a great idea, lets go celebrate by banging your ex wife!
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Post by WCF Creative on Dec 17, 2015 18:17:09 GMT -5
Raymond Hatcher, your script is in the mail! Pick up your new costume from Shelly and Roduiqe in wardrobe!
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Post by Raymond Hatcher on Dec 18, 2015 15:56:52 GMT -5
Oaks can't drink, fuck this gimmick.
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Post by WCF Un-Creative on Dec 18, 2015 16:01:53 GMT -5
Oaks can't drink, fuck this gimmick. Thats where you're wrong. The Mighty Oak can do whatever he wants. Hes a eco-warrior for justice. Miltons drinks the oppressive hate speech of polluters and nourishes himself on the zest of toxic waste and eco-social injustice. Plus, from what Kevin in Billing claims, you cant drink anyway. Don't take that up with us, take that up with Kevin. Did you get your script yet? We overnight-ed it. We want to make sure we get this gimmick down asap ( heh, puns). We want that extra .004 market share.
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Post by Raymond Hatcher on Dec 18, 2015 16:26:51 GMT -5
Oaks can't drink, fuck this gimmick. Thats where you're wrong. The Mighty Oak can do whatever he wants. Hes a eco-warrior for justice. Miltons drinks the oppressive hate speech of polluters and nourishes himself on the zest of toxic waste and eco-social injustice. Plus, from what Kevin in Billing claims, you cant drink anyway. Don't take that up with us, take that up with Kevin. Did you get your script yet? We overnight-ed it. We want to make sure we get this gimmick down asap ( heh, puns). We want that extra .004 market share. I got it, but I couldn't read it because I was too busy flipping it. And damn it, Kevin, I gave you my doctor's note.
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Post by WCF Un-Creative on Dec 18, 2015 16:30:11 GMT -5
Thats where you're wrong. The Mighty Oak can do whatever he wants. Hes a eco-warrior for justice. Miltons drinks the oppressive hate speech of polluters and nourishes himself on the zest of toxic waste and eco-social injustice. Plus, from what Kevin in Billing claims, you cant drink anyway. Don't take that up with us, take that up with Kevin. Did you get your script yet? We overnight-ed it. We want to make sure we get this gimmick down asap ( heh, puns). We want that extra .004 market share. I got it, but I couldn't read it because I was too busy flipping it. And damn it, Kevin, I gave you my doctor's note. Hey, you wana get over, you gotta take what the company gives you and run with it. not everyone can be Chef Creampie or Dad! Such great gimmicks only come around once and a while. Sometimes you gotta be a Milton if you wana hold the strap like Wade. LOL He used to look like Dune if Dune was a wimpy 7th grade kid. there was so much LAWLZ
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Post by AdamYoung on Dec 21, 2015 3:14:18 GMT -5
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Post by Andre Jenson on Dec 21, 2015 19:28:39 GMT -5
I'm thinking that I turn into an office worker. Instead of rolling d20s, I file invoices in a cabinet. Instead of wielding a staff, I have a stapler.
Finishing move - the paper cutter.
Would resonate with the middle manager demographic, as well as frumpy housewives and men between 50 and retirement age. As well as nerds.
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Post by WCF Creative on Dec 21, 2015 19:35:18 GMT -5
I'm thinking that I turn into an office worker. Instead of rolling d20s, I file invoices in a cabinet. Instead of wielding a staff, I have a stapler. Finishing move - the paper cutter. Would resonate with the middle manager demographic, as well as frumpy housewives and men between 50 and retirement age. As well as nerds. We like it. It speaks to us. But you will get what you get and you will like it. Just like my ex wife.
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Post by Andre Jenson on Dec 21, 2015 19:43:36 GMT -5
Didn't she get half of everything and all the houses?
I own a whole island, I don't need more money.
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Post by WCF Creative on Dec 21, 2015 19:48:33 GMT -5
If that's what you call Matt in accountings penis, then that's what she got.
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Post by WCF Un-Creative on Dec 22, 2015 16:19:47 GMT -5
Sorry I slept in on this. Up all night bangin Evans wife.
And whats all this about islands? How do you own an island? The magician, those thick guys, and that Jay Omega all own islands somewhere. Hows that possible? I cant even own a 97 toyota with 200K in miles.
I do have the key to Evans old house though. So thats something.
as far as gimmicks, we like the office guy but you came in and you had the choice between weird wizard guy and DQ soft serve cashier.. You picked your poison. now drink it
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