Post by Tyler Walker on Dec 16, 2015 9:08:07 GMT -5
Fades in and is jesus walker and he is wearing his Jesus-like robe and sitting in the prayer position on his knees
Jesus: father I have sinn and I want to revenge against my former best friend bio hazard because he perpetraited against me
walker prays so hard and then a lightning comes from the sky and strikes him. and he is transported to heaven where there is the real Jesus and he stands face to face with tyler jesus
Jesus: yay I will refudiate your pains. my son amen
tyler Jesus: hey jesus whats up
Jesus: yay my son do not worry abot b haz because you always have jesus christ as your savier and in your heart
Tyler jesus flips out and kicks over an angel playing a harp
Tyler: where were you when bio hazard was fingering my girl friend? huh you poin dexter? and were where you
Jesus: woah take it easy junior
Tyler: jesus: I'll burn this whole place down you long hair hippy freak
Jesus: well I'll tell my dad on you and he'll put you in hell with the rest of the naggers
Tyler: how dare you
Jesus: what I said naggers. people who nag you all the time and piss you off
Tyler jesus: Enough bitch only one way to setlle this in the ring
They go to the arena in Heaven and there is a lot of people there cheering them on. They step into the ring and Tyler does all of his famous signatures moves, ALL OF THEM and beats Jesus 1 2 3
Tyler Jesus: now answer my questions, why did wendy winder leave me behind for bio hazard is it because he has a bigger dick I KNOW IT IS
Jesus smiles but his teeth are missing
Jesus: yay the lord works in mysterious ways my son
Jesus walker picks up jesus and slams him
jesus walker: Don't give me that metaphorical metaphysical bull shit you dick headed fag, tell me the truth why did bio hazard hurt me
jesus: why did able kill cane, why do humans always hurt the ones that they love the most???
tyler jesus: I cant take any more of this shit bro you are talking like a damn greeting card and I cant take it. what are you some kind of gay poet who wears one of those beaner hats. wheres your goatee fag arent you missing the beat slam poetry jam down town. homo
jesus: alright Tyler you must seek your own answers in life so ill see you a round like a donut.
jesus zaps Tyler and he lands back in his house in the same spot.
he opens his eyes and thinks maybe it was a dream but he knows he is close to the lord because he prayers every night. just then wendy windery walks in the house and she looks really hot with a sexy bikini on and her arm pits and legs are shaved clean.
wendy: tyler I am sorry I betrayed you I love you, please take me back
tyler stands up and he cries
tyler: how could you hurt me so bad
wendy: I just wasnt thinking. I was only thinking about myself and my va jay jay I am sorry.
tyler: Does this mean we are back together forever
tyler looks into windys eyes and they are about to kiss but then bio hazard jumps thru the window and it explodes. he has a mean leather jacket on and he looks like a bad ass.
bio hazard: lets go babe what are you doing here with this loser who is not even a winner because he loses all the time just like he lost you, ha ha ha.
tyler: take it back fart knocker
bio hazard: woah there no need to get all crazy I am just here for my lady
tyler: she is mine now, again
wendy walks back over to bio hazard and they climb out the window and get back on to bio hazards bio bike. windy is on the back and wrap her arms around bio hazard before he starts the engine brumm brummmmmm.
bio hazard: sorry tyler but it looks like she chose the real man once again. you couldnt give her the pizazz like I can!!!
the bio bike peels out and they leave tyler in the dust
tyler drops to his knees and pray once again
Tyler: lord father please let the bio bbike explode and kill both of them amen. if they dont then just let me kill bio hazard at one when there is windy on a poll. I will take windy off the poll and then she will be mine forever and bio hazard will be out of the picture finally once and for all.
AMEN
Jesus: father I have sinn and I want to revenge against my former best friend bio hazard because he perpetraited against me
walker prays so hard and then a lightning comes from the sky and strikes him. and he is transported to heaven where there is the real Jesus and he stands face to face with tyler jesus
Jesus: yay I will refudiate your pains. my son amen
tyler Jesus: hey jesus whats up
Jesus: yay my son do not worry abot b haz because you always have jesus christ as your savier and in your heart
Tyler jesus flips out and kicks over an angel playing a harp
Tyler: where were you when bio hazard was fingering my girl friend? huh you poin dexter? and were where you
Jesus: woah take it easy junior
Tyler: jesus: I'll burn this whole place down you long hair hippy freak
Jesus: well I'll tell my dad on you and he'll put you in hell with the rest of the naggers
Tyler: how dare you
Jesus: what I said naggers. people who nag you all the time and piss you off
Tyler jesus: Enough bitch only one way to setlle this in the ring
They go to the arena in Heaven and there is a lot of people there cheering them on. They step into the ring and Tyler does all of his famous signatures moves, ALL OF THEM and beats Jesus 1 2 3
Tyler Jesus: now answer my questions, why did wendy winder leave me behind for bio hazard is it because he has a bigger dick I KNOW IT IS
Jesus smiles but his teeth are missing
Jesus: yay the lord works in mysterious ways my son
Jesus walker picks up jesus and slams him
jesus walker: Don't give me that metaphorical metaphysical bull shit you dick headed fag, tell me the truth why did bio hazard hurt me
jesus: why did able kill cane, why do humans always hurt the ones that they love the most???
tyler jesus: I cant take any more of this shit bro you are talking like a damn greeting card and I cant take it. what are you some kind of gay poet who wears one of those beaner hats. wheres your goatee fag arent you missing the beat slam poetry jam down town. homo
jesus: alright Tyler you must seek your own answers in life so ill see you a round like a donut.
jesus zaps Tyler and he lands back in his house in the same spot.
he opens his eyes and thinks maybe it was a dream but he knows he is close to the lord because he prayers every night. just then wendy windery walks in the house and she looks really hot with a sexy bikini on and her arm pits and legs are shaved clean.
wendy: tyler I am sorry I betrayed you I love you, please take me back
tyler stands up and he cries
tyler: how could you hurt me so bad
wendy: I just wasnt thinking. I was only thinking about myself and my va jay jay I am sorry.
tyler: Does this mean we are back together forever
tyler looks into windys eyes and they are about to kiss but then bio hazard jumps thru the window and it explodes. he has a mean leather jacket on and he looks like a bad ass.
bio hazard: lets go babe what are you doing here with this loser who is not even a winner because he loses all the time just like he lost you, ha ha ha.
tyler: take it back fart knocker
bio hazard: woah there no need to get all crazy I am just here for my lady
tyler: she is mine now, again
wendy walks back over to bio hazard and they climb out the window and get back on to bio hazards bio bike. windy is on the back and wrap her arms around bio hazard before he starts the engine brumm brummmmmm.
bio hazard: sorry tyler but it looks like she chose the real man once again. you couldnt give her the pizazz like I can!!!
the bio bike peels out and they leave tyler in the dust
tyler drops to his knees and pray once again
Tyler: lord father please let the bio bbike explode and kill both of them amen. if they dont then just let me kill bio hazard at one when there is windy on a poll. I will take windy off the poll and then she will be mine forever and bio hazard will be out of the picture finally once and for all.
AMEN
