Post by Deleted on Dec 12, 2015 0:30:32 GMT -5
Beltway Observer Report by Samuel J. Stjovic:
After revealing to the WCF Universe that veteran wrestler George "Gonzo Deuce" Murdock had passed away after being removed from life support at the request of his family, a situation arose in Arlington County, Virginia, where a man who bears a striking resemblance to said deceased professional wrestler was spotted running naked from around The Pentagon in broad daylight earlier today. Also, this man appeared to be in complete working order, without any prosthetic worn on the foot, which was a well-documented issue that some considered to hinder his otherwise remarkable wrestling career.
When confronted with where he was spotted and considering Gonzo's past in the intelligence field, the Deputy Director of the Central Intelligence Agency David S. Cohen stated,
"The Central Intelligence Agency has acknowledged the recent passing of George Murdock, in accordance with his family's wishes that by a previous direction that he not be kept on life support in case of an extended period of inactivity. As for a man who resembles George Murdock, a man that I have met personally numerous times, well, he does look a lot like the guy in The Expendables movies. Or maybe it was a prank, as security around here have had to deal with brazen pranksters who like to streak past The Pentagon in the past. But to even think that Mr. Murdock is still alive, and to push such a story is a slap to the face to everything he stood for. To include his family."
However, a former scientist for the Central Intelligence Agency, who wishes to remain anonymous, stated on record that,
"For several years, the Central Intelligence Agency, in conjunction with the Department of Defense, has gathered a staggering database of enough sample materials from the best and brightest within the Special Operations and Intelligence communities. I can also verify that among those samples are some from George Murdock, the recently deceased Counter-Intelligence Officer from the Defense Intelligence Agency."
When asked what the purpose of the sample material was, the scientist stated,
"For lack of a better term, to recreate clones in order to complete caseloads by certain members within those critical positions in order to reduce mission failure potential. The problem is, in the few cases where clones have been created, some of them have very hostile dispositions that are no longer suited for command, usually leading to the termination of said clones. Others were unable to retain their skills or memories of their life prior to the removal of said materials, which would again lead to termination. In all, the CIA has only had two documented cases of success, though I have no idea the disposition of said clones.
But truth be told, this is NOT the first time that one has escaped custody when given the order to be terminated. I state this, because several of the more recent serial killers captured were at one time members of the Armed Forces who were subject to such treatment, and later returned to service by cloning said genetic material. I urge everyone in the DC area that if you see this man, report him to Federal authorities immediately! Who knows what the disposition of this man may be..."
Members of the press have asked sole surviving member of the Murdock Family within his generation, Lance Corporal Doug Murdock what he felt about the comments made, to which he replied;
"I have no comment regarding the situation with the Streaker who buzzed The Pentagon. However, it is beyond insulting to myself and what family I do have left that anybody would say something like this after I made a tough call and watched my own brother die before me. I would like to find that scientist and rip his tongue out of his face and beat him with it, before I forced him to choke on it!"
Thus far, the Central Intelligence Agency refuses to comment on the statement made by the anonymous source, other than to state that they feel this is merely the talk of a "Conspiracy Theorist with horrid delusions." and that said source should "Seek behavioral health treatment" before the fabrications of such stories prompts a full investigation that could lead to major punitive action. More to come as the story develops.
After revealing to the WCF Universe that veteran wrestler George "Gonzo Deuce" Murdock had passed away after being removed from life support at the request of his family, a situation arose in Arlington County, Virginia, where a man who bears a striking resemblance to said deceased professional wrestler was spotted running naked from around The Pentagon in broad daylight earlier today. Also, this man appeared to be in complete working order, without any prosthetic worn on the foot, which was a well-documented issue that some considered to hinder his otherwise remarkable wrestling career.
When confronted with where he was spotted and considering Gonzo's past in the intelligence field, the Deputy Director of the Central Intelligence Agency David S. Cohen stated,
"The Central Intelligence Agency has acknowledged the recent passing of George Murdock, in accordance with his family's wishes that by a previous direction that he not be kept on life support in case of an extended period of inactivity. As for a man who resembles George Murdock, a man that I have met personally numerous times, well, he does look a lot like the guy in The Expendables movies. Or maybe it was a prank, as security around here have had to deal with brazen pranksters who like to streak past The Pentagon in the past. But to even think that Mr. Murdock is still alive, and to push such a story is a slap to the face to everything he stood for. To include his family."
However, a former scientist for the Central Intelligence Agency, who wishes to remain anonymous, stated on record that,
"For several years, the Central Intelligence Agency, in conjunction with the Department of Defense, has gathered a staggering database of enough sample materials from the best and brightest within the Special Operations and Intelligence communities. I can also verify that among those samples are some from George Murdock, the recently deceased Counter-Intelligence Officer from the Defense Intelligence Agency."
When asked what the purpose of the sample material was, the scientist stated,
"For lack of a better term, to recreate clones in order to complete caseloads by certain members within those critical positions in order to reduce mission failure potential. The problem is, in the few cases where clones have been created, some of them have very hostile dispositions that are no longer suited for command, usually leading to the termination of said clones. Others were unable to retain their skills or memories of their life prior to the removal of said materials, which would again lead to termination. In all, the CIA has only had two documented cases of success, though I have no idea the disposition of said clones.
But truth be told, this is NOT the first time that one has escaped custody when given the order to be terminated. I state this, because several of the more recent serial killers captured were at one time members of the Armed Forces who were subject to such treatment, and later returned to service by cloning said genetic material. I urge everyone in the DC area that if you see this man, report him to Federal authorities immediately! Who knows what the disposition of this man may be..."
Members of the press have asked sole surviving member of the Murdock Family within his generation, Lance Corporal Doug Murdock what he felt about the comments made, to which he replied;
"I have no comment regarding the situation with the Streaker who buzzed The Pentagon. However, it is beyond insulting to myself and what family I do have left that anybody would say something like this after I made a tough call and watched my own brother die before me. I would like to find that scientist and rip his tongue out of his face and beat him with it, before I forced him to choke on it!"
Thus far, the Central Intelligence Agency refuses to comment on the statement made by the anonymous source, other than to state that they feel this is merely the talk of a "Conspiracy Theorist with horrid delusions." and that said source should "Seek behavioral health treatment" before the fabrications of such stories prompts a full investigation that could lead to major punitive action. More to come as the story develops.
