WCF Controllers #BeachKrew Issue First Statement
Oct 26, 2015 23:58:55 GMT -5
Vengeance, God King Dune, and 6 more like this
Post by 6ix God on Oct 26, 2015 23:58:55 GMT -5
Wasting no time at all, Jared "Los Tiburones" Holmes, Kyle Kemp, and World Champion Wade Moor have issued the following statement:
SUP BITCHES WE RUN THIS SHIT AND YOURE GONNA DO WHATEVER THE FUCK WE WANT LOLOLOLOLOL COUPLE PRELIMINARY THINGS
1) COMPANY RENAMED #WSEAF IT STANDS FOR WRESTLING SEA FEDERATION
2) WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP RENAMED #WHIRLPOOLCHAMPIONSHIP
3) TELEVISION TITLE RENAMED #SEAVCHAMPIONSHIP
4) TAG TEAM TITLES RENAMED #ADAMSANDVENABLECANLICKTHESWEATOFFMYGOOCHCHAMPIONSHIP
5) GODDAMNIT WE ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AND TALENTED WRESTLERS IN THIS FEDERATION HOW DID ANYONE IMAGINE WE WERENT GOING TO WIN THIS FUCK YOU PEOPLE LOLOLOLOLOL
6) PEOPLE'S TITLE RENAMED #SENPAICHAMPIONSHIP
7) INTERNET TITLE RENAMED WHATEVER THE FUCK SEAMAC WANTS TO NAME IT BUT HAS A HASHTAG IN IT
8) ZMAC RENAMED SEAMAC
9) FUCK JOHNNY RABID YOU STUPID LIMEY FAIRY BOY YOU CAN LEAD THIS DICK YOU LITTLE GIRL
10) TRIOS TITLE RENAMED #PEOPLESCHOICEARETHEWORSTTRIOINTHEWSEAFSINCEWICKEDBIOWALKERCHAMPIONSHIP
11) MAN THIS IS FUN WHAT A GREAT NIGHT AND WHAT A GREAT FEW MONTHS THIS IS GOING TO BE
12) I THINK IM FORGETTING SOMETHING
13) OH YEAH
14) UNITED STATES TITLE
15) THAT SHIT IS RENAMED #ATLANTISCHAMPIONSHIP
16) GRAVEDIGGER IS GRANTED NEW POSITION OF BEST COMMENTATOR EVER
17) PARTY NEXT WEEK AT SLAM CELEBRATING
18) NO FAT CHICKS
19) SERIOUSLY THIS TOTALLY MAKES UP FOR WAR IM NOT EVEN MAD ABOUT IT ANYMORE I CAN JUST IMAGINE THE LOOK ON ALL YOUR FACES RIGHT NOW
20) LOL
21) DEAL WITH IT #FUCCBOIS
22) HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP IS DEFINITELY #FARTCORECHAMPIONSHIP
23) XIII CAN EAT A DICK RENAMED BEACHMANIA I
24) XIII IS A STUPID NAME YES I UNDERSTAND IT HAS TO DO WITH FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH BUT ITS SO CLICHE USING ROMAN NUMERALS AND LOOKS LIKE A GANG SIGN
25) IN FACT WAVEDIGGER CALL BULLSHIT ON THAT BRUH THEY JACKING YOUR SWAG
26) #FREEPARTYTRAIN
26) #YOLO
26) #FUCCBOIGENOCIDE
26) #SEALYFE
26) #WATCHTHESKIES
26) WAIT NO THATS THUGGINS THING IM MAD AT HIM
26) #SHIPREKT
26) #BEACHBODIED
26)
Outlets receiving the statement noted the poor condition of each page, which were covered in trace amounts of a powdery white residue and smelled strongly of spilled tequila.
SUP BITCHES WE RUN THIS SHIT AND YOURE GONNA DO WHATEVER THE FUCK WE WANT LOLOLOLOLOL COUPLE PRELIMINARY THINGS
1) COMPANY RENAMED #WSEAF IT STANDS FOR WRESTLING SEA FEDERATION
2) WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP RENAMED #WHIRLPOOLCHAMPIONSHIP
3) TELEVISION TITLE RENAMED #SEAVCHAMPIONSHIP
4) TAG TEAM TITLES RENAMED #ADAMSANDVENABLECANLICKTHESWEATOFFMYGOOCHCHAMPIONSHIP
5) GODDAMNIT WE ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AND TALENTED WRESTLERS IN THIS FEDERATION HOW DID ANYONE IMAGINE WE WERENT GOING TO WIN THIS FUCK YOU PEOPLE LOLOLOLOLOL
6) PEOPLE'S TITLE RENAMED #SENPAICHAMPIONSHIP
7) INTERNET TITLE RENAMED WHATEVER THE FUCK SEAMAC WANTS TO NAME IT BUT HAS A HASHTAG IN IT
8) ZMAC RENAMED SEAMAC
9) FUCK JOHNNY RABID YOU STUPID LIMEY FAIRY BOY YOU CAN LEAD THIS DICK YOU LITTLE GIRL
10) TRIOS TITLE RENAMED #PEOPLESCHOICEARETHEWORSTTRIOINTHEWSEAFSINCEWICKEDBIOWALKERCHAMPIONSHIP
11) MAN THIS IS FUN WHAT A GREAT NIGHT AND WHAT A GREAT FEW MONTHS THIS IS GOING TO BE
12) I THINK IM FORGETTING SOMETHING
13) OH YEAH
14) UNITED STATES TITLE
15) THAT SHIT IS RENAMED #ATLANTISCHAMPIONSHIP
16) GRAVEDIGGER IS GRANTED NEW POSITION OF BEST COMMENTATOR EVER
17) PARTY NEXT WEEK AT SLAM CELEBRATING
18) NO FAT CHICKS
19) SERIOUSLY THIS TOTALLY MAKES UP FOR WAR IM NOT EVEN MAD ABOUT IT ANYMORE I CAN JUST IMAGINE THE LOOK ON ALL YOUR FACES RIGHT NOW
20) LOL
21) DEAL WITH IT #FUCCBOIS
22) HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP IS DEFINITELY #FARTCORECHAMPIONSHIP
23) XIII CAN EAT A DICK RENAMED BEACHMANIA I
24) XIII IS A STUPID NAME YES I UNDERSTAND IT HAS TO DO WITH FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH BUT ITS SO CLICHE USING ROMAN NUMERALS AND LOOKS LIKE A GANG SIGN
25) IN FACT WAVEDIGGER CALL BULLSHIT ON THAT BRUH THEY JACKING YOUR SWAG
26) #FREEPARTYTRAIN
26) #YOLO
26) #FUCCBOIGENOCIDE
26) #SEALYFE
26) #WATCHTHESKIES
26) WAIT NO THATS THUGGINS THING IM MAD AT HIM
26) #SHIPREKT
26) #BEACHBODIED
26)
Outlets receiving the statement noted the poor condition of each page, which were covered in trace amounts of a powdery white residue and smelled strongly of spilled tequila.
