Post by Tyler Walker on Oct 25, 2015 14:45:03 GMT -5
Scene fades in and its tyler Walker standing in front of your TV screen with his muscles looking super ripped. He does a big flex and his veins pop out and then he stares in to the camera looking mean as can be.
Walker: This Sunday at Hell in a cell
biohazard pops in the screen
biohazard: thats the wrong name dumbo
The scene cuts and then re starts with Walker flexing up a storm again and then he stops and talks
Walker: This Sunday at Hellimnation I will step into the ring with my home boy b-haz the crazy lucha man. we will Face off against a couple of homo sexual dick weeds name Jay Price and Torcher. I mean what kind of names are those. I have had a lot of cool names in my career including Space Wearwolf, Tyson Walker, Walker Flyocker Flamer and among others. Those are bad ass names but I cant expect every body to be as smart and intellectual as me. you know what they say the biggest muscle in the body is the brain well guess what my brain is super size and so is my testicles.
Tyler drops his balls on the ground and it cause a 6.0 earth quake
Walker: Thats right I am coming for your throats and coming in your throats. So you better take an oath or escape on a boat becase T PAIN Walker is gonna run up in you like a goat.
Tyler and bio hazard walk away from the screen and then they go outside. Outside there is nobody around and it looks like a ghost town because Tylers heart is a ghost town and its a metaphor.
biohazard: I would like to file a motion to surpess torchers promo because he is a biter and a style jacker!!!!!!!!!! would the jury please examine exibit A which is the tyler walkers promo called 'apologies to jeff purse' where we discuss the word
"FAG"
in a way that is both satire and intelligent and leaves the reader with a new found respect for life.
Tyler: Thats right and it makes me so fucking pissed off and want to freak out because my intellectual property has been raped and stolen by Torture. He is a copy cat fart knocker who can't even have an original thought in his life. 'hey im torcher durrrr I win a lot durrrr" guess what dick head everybody can win a lot. Or lose a lot but Who cares because this is life and its not a game NIGGA, you want to roll the dice but you just get sliced and diced and fucked in the ass twice.
biohazard: testify jesus!!! JESUS WALKER
Jesus Walker is wearing a robe all of a sudden.
Tyler Walker: Yes my sons it is true since I am the creator of all Torture promo I must be the creator of all things and life comes from the seed of my balls. I will blast my seed of creation all over the sinner named Jayson Price and then I will baptize his ass and make him in to a believer.
bio hazard is surrounded by lots of nuns and clergy members surrounding Jesus Walker
Jesus Walker: YE IT IS TRUE THE ONE AND TRUE SON OF GOD THE SPACE WEAR WOLF. FOLLOW ME AS WE DICK DOWN JAYSON PRICE AND TORTURE AND THEY WILL BE FORGOTTEN AND NOBODY WILL RIGHT COOL BOOK ABOUT THEM LIKE THEY HAVE ABOUT ME.
Walker begins to glow and levitate and the end.
Walker: This Sunday at Hell in a cell
biohazard pops in the screen
biohazard: thats the wrong name dumbo
The scene cuts and then re starts with Walker flexing up a storm again and then he stops and talks
Walker: This Sunday at Hellimnation I will step into the ring with my home boy b-haz the crazy lucha man. we will Face off against a couple of homo sexual dick weeds name Jay Price and Torcher. I mean what kind of names are those. I have had a lot of cool names in my career including Space Wearwolf, Tyson Walker, Walker Flyocker Flamer and among others. Those are bad ass names but I cant expect every body to be as smart and intellectual as me. you know what they say the biggest muscle in the body is the brain well guess what my brain is super size and so is my testicles.
Tyler drops his balls on the ground and it cause a 6.0 earth quake
Walker: Thats right I am coming for your throats and coming in your throats. So you better take an oath or escape on a boat becase T PAIN Walker is gonna run up in you like a goat.
Tyler and bio hazard walk away from the screen and then they go outside. Outside there is nobody around and it looks like a ghost town because Tylers heart is a ghost town and its a metaphor.
biohazard: I would like to file a motion to surpess torchers promo because he is a biter and a style jacker!!!!!!!!!! would the jury please examine exibit A which is the tyler walkers promo called 'apologies to jeff purse' where we discuss the word
"FAG"
in a way that is both satire and intelligent and leaves the reader with a new found respect for life.
Tyler: Thats right and it makes me so fucking pissed off and want to freak out because my intellectual property has been raped and stolen by Torture. He is a copy cat fart knocker who can't even have an original thought in his life. 'hey im torcher durrrr I win a lot durrrr" guess what dick head everybody can win a lot. Or lose a lot but Who cares because this is life and its not a game NIGGA, you want to roll the dice but you just get sliced and diced and fucked in the ass twice.
biohazard: testify jesus!!! JESUS WALKER
Jesus Walker is wearing a robe all of a sudden.
Tyler Walker: Yes my sons it is true since I am the creator of all Torture promo I must be the creator of all things and life comes from the seed of my balls. I will blast my seed of creation all over the sinner named Jayson Price and then I will baptize his ass and make him in to a believer.
bio hazard is surrounded by lots of nuns and clergy members surrounding Jesus Walker
Jesus Walker: YE IT IS TRUE THE ONE AND TRUE SON OF GOD THE SPACE WEAR WOLF. FOLLOW ME AS WE DICK DOWN JAYSON PRICE AND TORTURE AND THEY WILL BE FORGOTTEN AND NOBODY WILL RIGHT COOL BOOK ABOUT THEM LIKE THEY HAVE ABOUT ME.
Walker begins to glow and levitate and the end.
