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Post by John Rabid on Apr 2, 2016 15:10:54 GMT -5
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Post by 6ix God on Apr 4, 2016 8:26:41 GMT -5
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This is insufferable.
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Post by Lilith on Apr 4, 2016 11:07:43 GMT -5
@sixgodshark This is insufferable. @KatPhoenix
I know right. What sort of idiots do you mix with in #BeachKrew?
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Post by John Rabid on Apr 4, 2016 14:49:01 GMT -5
This is what happens when brave little Kitty Kat misses her weekly injections of horse tranquilizer. She wakes up, realizes she's Katherine Phoenix, and spazzes the fuck out. She hates me. You. The world. The orderlies in the mental home that used to molest her, but now never call. She hates everyone. She hates for the sake of hating, and I for one, whole heartedly approve! Her agony is obvious...and sweet. Sweet like candy. I love hearing her cries, it makes me want to finally crack open that sixty three bordeaux I was saving for my Dune victory. It makes me want to smoke a fine cuban cigar, enjoy a good, home cooked meal with my wife, and be thankful for the little things in life. While out there, in the cold and the dark, there lurks a trollop/human hybrid that wails misery. Misery that warms my dead, black heart. Continue to cry...dear, sweet Katherine. Your tears are delicious. And I so love to feast.
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Post by John Rabid on Apr 4, 2016 15:26:43 GMT -5
When you read this, just imagine her barking to herself in a padded cell for the complete picture. I know, it makes me smile too.
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Post by Bonnie Blue on Apr 4, 2016 15:29:58 GMT -5
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Wow, and when I thought I couldn't possibly hate you any more... you find a new low.
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Post by John Rabid on Apr 4, 2016 15:35:50 GMT -5
@wcf_bonnieblue Wow, and when I thought I couldn't possibly hate you any more... you find a new low. Hang onto your hat, time-witch. We haven't even reached the basement yet.
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Post by John Rabid on Apr 4, 2016 20:23:10 GMT -5
For those of you wondering, the reason why katherine Phoenix's text has changed color, from pink to purple, is due to a case of self induced auto-egregious asphyxiation. A mental catastrophe, brought about by her full-on character meltdown. An event I am honored to be involved with. It's a glorious thing in truth. We should all bask in it's disaster.
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Post by John Rabid on Apr 4, 2016 20:50:12 GMT -5
@KatPhoenix
Remember when... well, let's call her "the old me" just cos it's easier that way, right? So yeah remember when she was all like "I don't want to be the Hardcore Champion" and all you idiots were all like "fight, Katherine, fight!" I even had some washed up little bitch return from the grave just to tell me that... Yeahhhhhh well you all got the Katherine you wanted. This IS what you wanted, right? You wanted me to lose my shit, right? THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED RIGHT JOHNNY?!?! See... Even though nowadays I'm THE bitch, I'm still nice. Giving all you idiots what you want you should probably thank me Thank you? Personally I'd rather people thanked me. After all, I am the architect for all your misery. I am the one that showed you hope and camaraderie, then crushed it all underfoot. Logan has always put his cigarettes out on your tongue, no change there, but your latest meltdown is all me. Because it was me that stood by you. For the first time in your ridiculous, misbegotten life Katherine, you had someone in your corner that understood you and, unfortunately for you, someone who used that understanding to eradicate the hero inside of you, the hero that you so desperately wanted to be. I bask in my work. I know, it's a weakness... For weeks now I have weaved my plans. It is no coincidence that I began to tweet around the time of your now infamous "face turn"; I wanted to grab your attention. To side with you eventually. To help you pick apart hapless targets (Such as Andre Holmes) just so you would trust me. So that when the time came, I could rip away all that trust from you, and watch with a smile as the final brick in that precarious Jenga tower you call a mind tumbled down, and I would win...again. You're not a human being, Katherine. You're a plaything. MY plaything. Your vitriol is directed at me for a reason. A good one. For somewhere, deep down inside, the ghost of the true you is crying, locked away inside her padded cell, wondering when she will see sunlight again. Go me. Good. Day.
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Post by Lilith on Apr 4, 2016 21:10:48 GMT -5
@KatPhoenix
Remember when... well, let's call her "the old me" just cos it's easier that way, right? So yeah remember when she was all like "I don't want to be the Hardcore Champion" and all you idiots were all like "fight, Katherine, fight!" I even had some washed up little bitch return from the grave just to tell me that... Yeahhhhhh well you all got the Katherine you wanted. This IS what you wanted, right? You wanted me to lose my shit, right? THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED RIGHT JOHNNY?!?! See... Even though nowadays I'm THE bitch, I'm still nice. Giving all you idiots what you want you should probably thank me Thank you? Personally I'd rather people thanked me. After all, I am the architect for all your misery. I am the one that showed you hope and camaraderie, then crushed it all underfoot. Logan has always put his cigarettes out on your tongue, no change there, but your latest meltdown is all me. Because it was me that stood by you. For the first time in your ridiculous, misbegotten life Katherine, you had someone in your corner that understood you and, unfortunately for you, someone who used that understanding to eradicate the hero inside of you, the hero that you so desperately wanted to be. I bask in my work. I know, it's a weakness... For weeks now I have weaved my plans. It is no coincidence that I began to tweet around the time of your now infamous "face turn"; I wanted to grab your attention. To side with you eventually. To help you pick apart hapless targets (Such as Andre Holmes) just so you would trust me. So that when the time came, I could rip away all that trust from you, and watch with a smile as the final brick in that precarious Jenga tower you call a mind tumbled down, and I would win...again. You're not a human being, Katherine. You're a plaything. MY plaything. Your vitriol is directed at me for a reason. A good one. For somewhere, deep down inside, the ghost of the true you is crying, locked away inside her padded cell, wondering when she will see sunlight again. Go me. Good. Day. @KatPhoenix
OH MY GOD!!! Seriously, Johnny... if you're going to write such nonsense AT LEAST keep it short! Who the hell do you think you are... DAG RIDDIK?!!! Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez I got bored after "Thank". Just completely tuned out after the first word. You really need to learn how to keep a girl entertained, Johnny. You really really do! I'll errrrrrrrrrr... get somebody to read it for me Yeahhhhhhhh thats what I'll do. I'll show it to Logan whilst hes all tied up and he'll scream and beg me to stop cos THAT will be what pushes him over the edge! Forget the physical torture ive been putting him through... reading your bullshit will be what pushes him over the edge! Hahahahaha!!! Jeeeeeeeeeeeeez, Johnny I should have brought you along as my secret torture weapon or something! Hahahahaha!
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Post by John Rabid on Apr 4, 2016 21:13:00 GMT -5
Thank you? Personally I'd rather people thanked me. After all, I am the architect for all your misery. I am the one that showed you hope and camaraderie, then crushed it all underfoot. Logan has always put his cigarettes out on your tongue, no change there, but your latest meltdown is all me. Because it was me that stood by you. For the first time in your ridiculous, misbegotten life Katherine, you had someone in your corner that understood you and, unfortunately for you, someone who used that understanding to eradicate the hero inside of you, the hero that you so desperately wanted to be. I bask in my work. I know, it's a weakness... For weeks now I have weaved my plans. It is no coincidence that I began to tweet around the time of your now infamous "face turn"; I wanted to grab your attention. To side with you eventually. To help you pick apart hapless targets (Such as Andre Holmes) just so you would trust me. So that when the time came, I could rip away all that trust from you, and watch with a smile as the final brick in that precarious Jenga tower you call a mind tumbled down, and I would win...again. You're not a human being, Katherine. You're a plaything. MY plaything. Your vitriol is directed at me for a reason. A good one. For somewhere, deep down inside, the ghost of the true you is crying, locked away inside her padded cell, wondering when she will see sunlight again. Go me. Good. Day. @KatPhoenix
OH MY GOD!!! Seriously, Johnny... if you're going to write such nonsense AT LEAST keep it short! Who the hell do you think you are... DAG RIDDIK?!!! Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez I got bored after "Thank". Just completely tuned out after the first word. You really need to learn how to keep a girl entertained, Johnny. You really really do! I'll errrrrrrrrrr... get somebody to read it for me Yeahhhhhhhh thats what I'll do. I'll show it to Logan whilst hes all tied up and he'll scream and beg me to stop cos THAT will be what pushes him over the edge! Forget the physical torture ive been doing to him... reading your bullshit will be what pushes him over the edge! Hahahahaha!!! Jeeeeeeeeeeeeez, Johnny I should have brought you along as my secret torture weapon or something! Hahahahaha!
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Post by Lilith on Apr 4, 2016 21:15:21 GMT -5
@KatPhoenix
OH MY GOD!!! Seriously, Johnny... if you're going to write such nonsense AT LEAST keep it short! Who the hell do you think you are... DAG RIDDIK?!!! Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez I got bored after "Thank". Just completely tuned out after the first word. You really need to learn how to keep a girl entertained, Johnny. You really really do! I'll errrrrrrrrrr... get somebody to read it for me Yeahhhhhhhh thats what I'll do. I'll show it to Logan whilst hes all tied up and he'll scream and beg me to stop cos THAT will be what pushes him over the edge! Forget the physical torture ive been doing to him... reading your bullshit will be what pushes him over the edge! Hahahahaha!!! Jeeeeeeeeeeeeez, Johnny I should have brought you along as my secret torture weapon or something! Hahahahaha!
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Post by John Rabid on Apr 5, 2016 1:21:23 GMT -5
And that's what happens when Freddy Whoa books Grayson Pierce.
Gemini isn't a Wednesday night guy.
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Post by Lilith on Apr 5, 2016 9:28:07 GMT -5
@KatPhoenix
Shut up!
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Post by John Rabid on Apr 5, 2016 12:04:23 GMT -5
This is MY twitter feed, and you are MY bitch! Know your place wench! Bow to your master! Lolz
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