Post by daveyboone on Mar 6, 2007 23:32:26 GMT -5
~**~The scene opens up at a down town area in some type of metropolitan city. Davey Boone is seen wearing a suit, tie, and sunglasses. He takes off the glasses and places them in his pocket as the sun is about to go down. Boone stops and looks into this place with Chinese symbols on it and smiles. He enters the restaurant and walks up to the man holding the “book”.~**~
Davey Boone- Yes, Boone for 1.
China Man- No…no Boone 1.
Davey Boone- What? Try David or Davey Boone.
China Man- Yes, David for 1. Right this way.
~**~The China man leads Boone to this single table near the very exotic Chinese fish. Boone pauses and looks closely at the fish as one seems to have TEETH! Boone gets a chill up his spine as he shrugs it off and sits down.~**~
China Man- Waitress..be..with you in moment.
Davey Boone- Thank you sir.
~**~Out comes this very sexy Asian lady as Boone is somewhat stunned by her beauty. He is a loss for words as she asks him for his order in plain English.~**~
Asian Girl- Hello, I’m Clara and I’m your waitress this evening. What can I get you to drink?
Davey Boone- …………………………………………..
Clara- Sir, what can I get you to drink?
Davey Boone- ………………………………………….
Clara- Sir, are you alright?
Davey Boone- Oh..umm…yeah, I’m fine. I’m sorry about that, yes, I’d like some uhhh, drink. Yes, a drink I’d like a coke please.
Clara- Okay, don’t I know you from somewhere?
Davey Boone- Maybe, do you follow wrestling much?
Clara- Yes! That’s right, you are Jack of Blades the WCF Heavy Weight Champion!
~**~Boone pauses in disgust as he just stares at the beautiful young asian girl.~**~
Clara- I’M KIDDING! I know you are Davey “The Savior” Boone, multi-time champion in many wrestling organizations. That Jack of Blades is a joke and I can’t wait until you win War VII and finally take his title from him. Him holding that title…
Davey Boone- Makes the title look like a joke, yes, I agree with you. And nobody has referred to me as “The Savior” since nCw days.
Clara- Yes, can I tell you something and keep it between us?
Davey Boone- Sure..what’s up?
Clara- When you went as “The Savior”, that really turned me on and made me so hot!
Davey Boone- Uhhh…whaaaa….ohhh…welll…I see that, sounds great. I mean, thank you. Thank you very much.
Clara- Something else, I’m very worried about you this week. I don’t think you can trust Team Xtreme after what they’ve said about you here lately. They’ve been jealous of you and Adam for several years now and Adam ridiculing TXO like he did way back in nCw, I don’t think you can trust them. Rumors are circulating that TXO is planning something against you, especially with the AoV not at your aid. I’m so concerned…I think about you every night and dream about meeting you. I soooo in love with you!
~**~Boone is blushing as he reaches for the hand of Clara as she sits down beside him. Then his attention is brought away from her for the moment as he hears a familiar voice around the corner. The voice sounds a lot like Lawnmower Jones!~**~
Voice- Lonnie, sweetie don’t do this to me! I know you prefer to a salad, but this is Chinese food and they don’t have salads. Please, forgive me baby! Your oils make me feel so special at night!
~**~Boone looks back and then looks back at Clara.~**~
Davey Boone- That can’t be Lawmower Jones can it?
Clara- Who? I don’t think there is someone by that name here, why?
Davey Boone- It is illegal to have him here you know….he can’t be here at the same time as I am because well, we aren’t on the same team. So that’d be like me having Jack of Blades walk through that door right now and sit down here and eat with me. Yeah, you can’t do that in the WCF.
~**~Boone pauses and the crickets begin to chirp. They sit there for a while in silence as the China Man returns!~**~
China Man- Hey, you not David Schwimmer! Security, ARREST HIM!
~**~Boone’s eyes get large as he slams down his napkin and kisses Clara on the lips and hauls ass out of the restaurant and sprints down this alley.~**~
Davey Boone- Whew, that was a close one! Man, where am I at now? “Buns, Buns, Buns”? Wow, strip club YES!! I think I’m going to go in and check this place out.
~**~The scene fades out as Davey Boone begins to walk around to the front of the club, is the the “club” he’s hoping it is? Tune it later on in the week to find out!~**~
Davey Boone- Yes, Boone for 1.
China Man- No…no Boone 1.
Davey Boone- What? Try David or Davey Boone.
China Man- Yes, David for 1. Right this way.
~**~The China man leads Boone to this single table near the very exotic Chinese fish. Boone pauses and looks closely at the fish as one seems to have TEETH! Boone gets a chill up his spine as he shrugs it off and sits down.~**~
China Man- Waitress..be..with you in moment.
Davey Boone- Thank you sir.
~**~Out comes this very sexy Asian lady as Boone is somewhat stunned by her beauty. He is a loss for words as she asks him for his order in plain English.~**~
Asian Girl- Hello, I’m Clara and I’m your waitress this evening. What can I get you to drink?
Davey Boone- …………………………………………..
Clara- Sir, what can I get you to drink?
Davey Boone- ………………………………………….
Clara- Sir, are you alright?
Davey Boone- Oh..umm…yeah, I’m fine. I’m sorry about that, yes, I’d like some uhhh, drink. Yes, a drink I’d like a coke please.
Clara- Okay, don’t I know you from somewhere?
Davey Boone- Maybe, do you follow wrestling much?
Clara- Yes! That’s right, you are Jack of Blades the WCF Heavy Weight Champion!
~**~Boone pauses in disgust as he just stares at the beautiful young asian girl.~**~
Clara- I’M KIDDING! I know you are Davey “The Savior” Boone, multi-time champion in many wrestling organizations. That Jack of Blades is a joke and I can’t wait until you win War VII and finally take his title from him. Him holding that title…
Davey Boone- Makes the title look like a joke, yes, I agree with you. And nobody has referred to me as “The Savior” since nCw days.
Clara- Yes, can I tell you something and keep it between us?
Davey Boone- Sure..what’s up?
Clara- When you went as “The Savior”, that really turned me on and made me so hot!
Davey Boone- Uhhh…whaaaa….ohhh…welll…I see that, sounds great. I mean, thank you. Thank you very much.
Clara- Something else, I’m very worried about you this week. I don’t think you can trust Team Xtreme after what they’ve said about you here lately. They’ve been jealous of you and Adam for several years now and Adam ridiculing TXO like he did way back in nCw, I don’t think you can trust them. Rumors are circulating that TXO is planning something against you, especially with the AoV not at your aid. I’m so concerned…I think about you every night and dream about meeting you. I soooo in love with you!
~**~Boone is blushing as he reaches for the hand of Clara as she sits down beside him. Then his attention is brought away from her for the moment as he hears a familiar voice around the corner. The voice sounds a lot like Lawnmower Jones!~**~
Voice- Lonnie, sweetie don’t do this to me! I know you prefer to a salad, but this is Chinese food and they don’t have salads. Please, forgive me baby! Your oils make me feel so special at night!
~**~Boone looks back and then looks back at Clara.~**~
Davey Boone- That can’t be Lawmower Jones can it?
Clara- Who? I don’t think there is someone by that name here, why?
Davey Boone- It is illegal to have him here you know….he can’t be here at the same time as I am because well, we aren’t on the same team. So that’d be like me having Jack of Blades walk through that door right now and sit down here and eat with me. Yeah, you can’t do that in the WCF.
~**~Boone pauses and the crickets begin to chirp. They sit there for a while in silence as the China Man returns!~**~
China Man- Hey, you not David Schwimmer! Security, ARREST HIM!
~**~Boone’s eyes get large as he slams down his napkin and kisses Clara on the lips and hauls ass out of the restaurant and sprints down this alley.~**~
Davey Boone- Whew, that was a close one! Man, where am I at now? “Buns, Buns, Buns”? Wow, strip club YES!! I think I’m going to go in and check this place out.
~**~The scene fades out as Davey Boone begins to walk around to the front of the club, is the the “club” he’s hoping it is? Tune it later on in the week to find out!~**~
