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Post by Jayson Price on Jul 19, 2015 13:41:19 GMT -5
via WCF.com
"Earlier today, in what can only be described as an attempt to further the suffering of an already comatose Jayson Price, Seth Lerch ordered WCF officials to visit the hospital where Price is admitted and officially strip him of the WCF Cruiserweight Title. Price, who originally won the title from Chelsea Armstrong at XIII in March of 2015, was never forced to defend the title and many assumed that it was because Seth refused to acknowledge Price as a champion."
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Post by Joey Flash on Jul 20, 2015 3:52:11 GMT -5
@mrflash
SHIT IM SORRY PRICE
i must have fallen asleep watching over u and let this happen, ill never forgive myself
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Post by Buddy Roman on Jul 20, 2015 11:31:35 GMT -5
@proudfather
Mr. Price. It pains me to hear that a great and proud champion such as yourself has been stripped by the LerchIlluminatti machine. It seems that Seth is ashamed of the true WCF and wishes to embrace these false idols that he tries to force down the WCF Universes throat. You have been stripped by Seth Lerch but yet there is another cruiser weight in the wings ready to pick up where your legacy has left off.
Conquer. The. Hate
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Post by Jeff Purse on Jul 20, 2015 12:15:59 GMT -5
@pantheonmanager
Hmm...
#Grandslam?
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Post by Buddy Roman on Jul 20, 2015 13:18:48 GMT -5
Mr Purse, nothing about your career has been " Grandslam." and picking up the Cruiser Title with your anorexic, slender women fingers does not make you a grand slam champion. Unless you worked at Dennys.
#AWomensPlace #PursesKitchen #MyDinnerIsGettingCold
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Post by Jeff Purse on Jul 20, 2015 13:22:26 GMT -5
Mr Purse, nothing about your career has been " Grandslam." and picking up the Cruiser Title with your anorexic, slender women fingers does not make you a grand slam champion. Unless you worked at Dennys. #AWomensPlace #PursesKitchen #MyDinnerIsGettingCold @pantheonmanager Haha. Have you ever done comedy? You are well suited for it. #NotManagingThough |
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Post by Buzzsaw Bundy on Jul 20, 2015 15:12:19 GMT -5
Hell, everyone knows my left testicle would be a 1,000,000x better Cruiserweight Champion than Price...
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Post by Buddy Roman on Jul 20, 2015 15:31:55 GMT -5
Mr Purse, nothing about your career has been " Grandslam." and picking up the Cruiser Title with your anorexic, slender women fingers does not make you a grand slam champion. Unless you worked at Dennys. #AWomensPlace #PursesKitchen #MyDinnerIsGettingCold @pantheonmanager Haha. Have you ever done comedy? You are well suited for it. #NotManagingThough Have you ever done wrestling? |
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Post by AdamYoung on Jul 21, 2015 14:50:52 GMT -5
Hell I know a Young man who would love to be WCF Cruiserweight champion.
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Post by Jeff Purse on Jul 21, 2015 14:52:01 GMT -5
@pantheonmanager Haha. Have you ever done comedy? You are well suited for it. #NotManagingThough Have you ever done wrestling? @pantheonmanaging Are you saying I am well suited for it? I agree. Thanks Buddy. #YouAreTooKind |
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Post by Corey Black on Jul 21, 2015 16:35:25 GMT -5
Hell I know a Young man who would love to be WCF Cruiserweight champion. Too fat. |
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Post by Golden Johnson on Jul 23, 2015 0:56:53 GMT -5
@goldentweets
Did someone say stripped MMMMMMMMM #Yummy
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Post by Derek Moreno on Jul 23, 2015 5:11:09 GMT -5
@morenoredemption
In my way of honoring scumbag Price I will win this title and do what he never could do... DEFEND the belt!
#GoodGuyDerek
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Post by Deleted on Jul 23, 2015 9:22:35 GMT -5
@epitomeofcommentary Look at all the fatties jumping in line for the cruiserweight title. Jesus some of you are stupid. Just because WCF has enough titles for everyone to win one doesn't mean you should get one, too.
@epitomeofcommentary But Price being stripped? Good. That 16-day world title reign has since ruined the legacy of any and all belts he's held.
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Post by AdamYoung on Jul 23, 2015 14:12:05 GMT -5
Taylor is always just a phone call away.
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Post by "Ace Reporter" Scoops Callahan on Jul 23, 2015 18:33:15 GMT -5
via WCF.com
"4 days ago WCF.com was the first to report that Seth Lerch had ordered WCF Officials to go to the hospital where Jayson Price is currently in a coma and officially strip him of the WCF Cruiserweight Title. While officials did in fact go to the hospital and reclaim the belt, reports are just now coming out that those officials were ambushed en route to WCF Headquarters in Reading, Pennsylvania and the WCF Cruiserweight Title was returned to Price. As such, despite Seth Lerch's orders for the belt to be stripped, Jayson Price is still technically recognized as Cruiserweight Champion and will be until the belt can be reclaimed. No word on who helped to make sure Price kept the belt, but it would seem as though someone is protecting Price from Seth."
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Post by Joey Flash on Jul 24, 2015 4:08:07 GMT -5
via WCF.com "4 days ago WCF.com was the first to report that Seth Lerch had ordered WCF Officials to go to the hospital where Jayson Price is currently in a coma and officially strip him of the WCF Cruiserweight Title. While officials did in fact go to the hospital and reclaim the belt, reports are just now coming out that those officials were ambushed en route to WCF Headquarters in Reading, Pennsylvania and the WCF Cruiserweight Title was returned to Price. As such, despite Seth Lerch's orders for the belt to be stripped, Jayson Price is still technically recognized as Cruiserweight Champion and will be until the belt can be reclaimed. No word on who helped to make sure Price kept the belt, but it would seem as though someone is protecting Price from Seth." @mrflash bitch I've been at his bedside 24/7 so unless fuccin the invisible man appeared then ya talkin shit yet again. News just in scoops with another terrible reporting job!!! |
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Post by Seth on Jul 25, 2015 0:47:20 GMT -5
@sethhatestwitter
I am officially confirming this as not true and that I didn't order any officials to strip Jayson Price of any Title and that those officials were indeed agents of brazzers who are looking to start a World's Smallest Penis website in which they get images of the worlds smallest penises which would include Jayson Price's penis. I had nothing to do with it and stripping the belt of him was just a way to reveal a World's Smallest Penis.
#worldssmallestpenis
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Post by "Ace Reporter" Scoops Callahan on Jul 25, 2015 21:40:26 GMT -5
@twoscoopsofcallahan
Can confirm that the title was indeed taken off of Price for at least 72 hours by two men. Whether or not their WCF credentials were real or fake is now being investigated by hospital security.
@twoscoopsofcallahan
After an interview with Shannan Lerch, I can confirm that Jayson Price's penis is too large for even a "Largest Penis Contest." According to Shannan, well known slut and sister of Seth, his penis was the first to ever fill her notoriously large and deep (or cavernous by her own admission) vagina.
@twoscoopsofcallahan
Also, Shannan wanted to add that her brother has a scrapbook dedicated to Price. The cover reads "Price: The 100% Truth Of My Love". Their parents are greatly concerned for Seth but Shannan gives no shits.
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Post by Corey Black on Jul 26, 2015 7:30:57 GMT -5
Sounds like Scoops has some bad info.
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