Post by Danny Vice on Oct 26, 2006 11:23:11 GMT -5
The scene opens with Danny, Jimmy, and Janie Vice sitting in their new house. Since Danny's last PPV bonus and recent checks from the PWA and WCF only allowed them to afford to put a downpayment on the home, but not purchase any furniture, they're stuck sitting on three cardboard boxes in the living room. Janie has her arms crossed, furious she has been relegated to a night's sleep on an air mattress with a child's blanket to give her warmth.
Janie: I cannot believe you two were stupid enough to move us here without having any money to buy furniture.
Jimmy: Leave Danny alone, he's got a lot on his mind right now.
Danny: Ya, relax, Janie. The Vagrant thought good ole Seth was going to help the family out a little better. Who wouldn't have thought that? The Vagrant did just beat two-time World Champion Outcast a few weeks ago, and then the very next week comes down to the aid of Seth's divine lord and savior Logan in his match with Outcast, yet nothing! Seth Lerch does nothing!
That isn't true. He did give you a match at the Pay-Per-View this weekend.
Yes, he did book The Vagrant....against a bunch of retards and that damn Skyler Striker. AJ Storm? Danny Ortega? That really old guy from Point Break? This is how Seth Lerch repays The Vagrant for his work ethic, charisma, and overall superstar status in the WCF? By booking him in the opening match of Hellimination! And with all these rookies who haven't done anything here. These guys end up on their backs more often than Lawnmower Jones wife!
And you'll find a way to lose at the PPV just like you did at the last one.
That's it! You guys must be in shock for merely being in the presence of The Vagrant. Obviously you do not know the proper way to act in his presence.
Several seconds of silence as the three stare blankly at each other.
Danny?
WHAT!?!?
Do you ever get the feeling we're being watched?
Yeah! I get that feeling too.
Perhaps.
The three all turn their heads and stare directly into the camera and smile as the camera fades out...
Janie: I cannot believe you two were stupid enough to move us here without having any money to buy furniture.
Jimmy: Leave Danny alone, he's got a lot on his mind right now.
Danny: Ya, relax, Janie. The Vagrant thought good ole Seth was going to help the family out a little better. Who wouldn't have thought that? The Vagrant did just beat two-time World Champion Outcast a few weeks ago, and then the very next week comes down to the aid of Seth's divine lord and savior Logan in his match with Outcast, yet nothing! Seth Lerch does nothing!
That isn't true. He did give you a match at the Pay-Per-View this weekend.
Yes, he did book The Vagrant....against a bunch of retards and that damn Skyler Striker. AJ Storm? Danny Ortega? That really old guy from Point Break? This is how Seth Lerch repays The Vagrant for his work ethic, charisma, and overall superstar status in the WCF? By booking him in the opening match of Hellimination! And with all these rookies who haven't done anything here. These guys end up on their backs more often than Lawnmower Jones wife!
And you'll find a way to lose at the PPV just like you did at the last one.
That's it! You guys must be in shock for merely being in the presence of The Vagrant. Obviously you do not know the proper way to act in his presence.
Several seconds of silence as the three stare blankly at each other.
Danny?
WHAT!?!?
Do you ever get the feeling we're being watched?
Yeah! I get that feeling too.
Perhaps.
The three all turn their heads and stare directly into the camera and smile as the camera fades out...
