Post by Biohazard on Sept 23, 2014 21:43:19 GMT -5
biohazard is in a deep haze of his minds eye he is floating and freefalling and he hears chants in his head
biowalker biowalker biowalker biowalker biowalker
and his mind snaps back to slam like a slim jim where he beat logan and he hears more chants
biohazard biohazard biohazard
why arent they chanting for biowalker or thats right its because his best friend in the whole wide world ever named tyler walker has left him to join some no name asshole named jonny fly
biohazard hears a new chant
tyler flyocker flame tyler flyocker flame tyler flyocker flame
its a hard thing to chant but they chant it anyway and biohazard is like what the fuck is that and he suddenly knows the truth
biohazard: i know how to get my friend back
eye of the tiger hits and biohazard is the tiger. the friendship tiger. he is in a classroom with many children
teacher: now biohazard lets not have a repeat of last time
biohazard: ok
teacher: little jimmy hasnt been the same since the incident
biohazard: FUCK LITTLE JIMMY
all of the kids laugh and some of them cry
teacher: okay biohazard tiger tell us about friendship
biohazard turns towards the kids
biohazard: rraawwwrrrrrr
like a lion
biohazard: i am on a ship
biohazard is standing on a fake cardboard ship
biohazard: it is the friend ship! but sometimes you can go on the friendship with other people
biohazard now has an official wcf cardboard cutout of tyler walker
biohazard: now lots of times on this friend ship you guys go to awesome places like space and the bahamas and have great adventures and meet girls to put your penises into but it feels kind of weird kind of like your penis might belong in someone else but you dont want to admit it to yourself because your parents would be ashamed of you but your parents are dead anyway so it doesnt really matter but anyway you push it out of your mind and by that point your dick isnt hard anymore and so the girl leaves and
teacher: BIOHAZARD
biohazard: oh right sorry well anyway on this friend ship sometimes one of the friends decides to leave because of someone else
a little kid pushes another cardboard ship up to biohazard and it has a cutout of jonny fly on it but biohazard has put pictures of dicks all over jonnnys face. biohazard throws the cardboard of walker over to the other boat
biohazard: ITS HORRIBLE AND IT HURTS AND YOU CANT EVEN GET YOUR PENIS HARD TO BEGIN WITH ANYMORE AND RARGH
biohazard tears off his lion costume and he is wearing a speedo
biohazard: RAAWWRRR
kids: so what do you do
biohazard: well kids ill tell you what you do YOU BEAT SOMEONE UP
biohazard grabs jonny fly cutout and kicks and punches him and tears his head off and bites it and spits it out all over the kids. the kids love biohazards spit and ooze and flyjuice all over them
kids: biohazard biohazard biohazard biohazard
teacher: oh biohazard take me now
biohazard grabs the teacher and kisses her and with his other hand he pulls the tyler walker cardboard cutout in to watch them
biohazard: look at me tyler walker look at me WATCH@!
biohazard makes out with her more with lots of his tongue which is purple
biohazard: anyway once jonny fly is dead i will be with my best friend again
biohazard walks away but he turns around
biohazard: by the way you are pregnant now
teacher: yay
the next scene is wear biohazard is talking about other stuff
biohazard: i beat logan at war and he won war a bunch of times and i beat him so i am now the favorite to win war. so i am going to beat everyone and become the wcf world champion heavyweight
biowalker biowalker biowalker biowalker biowalker
and his mind snaps back to slam like a slim jim where he beat logan and he hears more chants
biohazard biohazard biohazard
why arent they chanting for biowalker or thats right its because his best friend in the whole wide world ever named tyler walker has left him to join some no name asshole named jonny fly
biohazard hears a new chant
tyler flyocker flame tyler flyocker flame tyler flyocker flame
its a hard thing to chant but they chant it anyway and biohazard is like what the fuck is that and he suddenly knows the truth
biohazard: i know how to get my friend back
eye of the tiger hits and biohazard is the tiger. the friendship tiger. he is in a classroom with many children
teacher: now biohazard lets not have a repeat of last time
biohazard: ok
teacher: little jimmy hasnt been the same since the incident
biohazard: FUCK LITTLE JIMMY
all of the kids laugh and some of them cry
teacher: okay biohazard tiger tell us about friendship
biohazard turns towards the kids
biohazard: rraawwwrrrrrr
like a lion
biohazard: i am on a ship
biohazard is standing on a fake cardboard ship
biohazard: it is the friend ship! but sometimes you can go on the friendship with other people
biohazard now has an official wcf cardboard cutout of tyler walker
biohazard: now lots of times on this friend ship you guys go to awesome places like space and the bahamas and have great adventures and meet girls to put your penises into but it feels kind of weird kind of like your penis might belong in someone else but you dont want to admit it to yourself because your parents would be ashamed of you but your parents are dead anyway so it doesnt really matter but anyway you push it out of your mind and by that point your dick isnt hard anymore and so the girl leaves and
teacher: BIOHAZARD
biohazard: oh right sorry well anyway on this friend ship sometimes one of the friends decides to leave because of someone else
a little kid pushes another cardboard ship up to biohazard and it has a cutout of jonny fly on it but biohazard has put pictures of dicks all over jonnnys face. biohazard throws the cardboard of walker over to the other boat
biohazard: ITS HORRIBLE AND IT HURTS AND YOU CANT EVEN GET YOUR PENIS HARD TO BEGIN WITH ANYMORE AND RARGH
biohazard tears off his lion costume and he is wearing a speedo
biohazard: RAAWWRRR
kids: so what do you do
biohazard: well kids ill tell you what you do YOU BEAT SOMEONE UP
biohazard grabs jonny fly cutout and kicks and punches him and tears his head off and bites it and spits it out all over the kids. the kids love biohazards spit and ooze and flyjuice all over them
kids: biohazard biohazard biohazard biohazard
teacher: oh biohazard take me now
biohazard grabs the teacher and kisses her and with his other hand he pulls the tyler walker cardboard cutout in to watch them
biohazard: look at me tyler walker look at me WATCH@!
biohazard makes out with her more with lots of his tongue which is purple
biohazard: anyway once jonny fly is dead i will be with my best friend again
biohazard walks away but he turns around
biohazard: by the way you are pregnant now
teacher: yay
the next scene is wear biohazard is talking about other stuff
biohazard: i beat logan at war and he won war a bunch of times and i beat him so i am now the favorite to win war. so i am going to beat everyone and become the wcf world champion heavyweight
