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Post by Jayson Price on Jul 24, 2014 19:11:28 GMT -5
Vote for me to be People's Champion and I promise I'll reduce the amount of butt rape in WCF so everyone can go back to sleeping on their backs.
Or I can increase the amount, if that's what you guys are into.
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Post by Steve Orbit on Jul 24, 2014 19:20:24 GMT -5
Jayson Price is a liar with empty promises. Nobody can rid WCF of forceful anal sex. NOBODY. If he'll lie about that, what else is he hiding? Price is a crook! Don't vote for the crook.
And Chelsea Armstrong is old news. She's old hat. She doesn't even like people! Why is she your champion and she doesn't even like you? She's just as corrupt as Price. All of the other candidates are in the pockets of big corporations, environmental groups, labor unions, Muslims and they have weather machines! They're causing hurricanes and shit and it's up to YOU to make a difference. A vote for Steve Orbit... is that difference.
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Post by Jayson Price on Jul 24, 2014 19:34:45 GMT -5
Jayson Price is a liar with empty promises. Nobody can rid WCF of forceful anal sex. NOBODY. If he'll lie about that, what else is he hiding? Price is a crook! Don't vote for the crook. That's what people said when I promised to rid WCF of Stuart Slane while I was going after the US Title. And at last check, Stuart Slane left shortly after I beat him. PROMISE FULFILLED! JAYSON PRICE DOESN'T LIE! As for what I'm hiding, I'm pretty open about my alcohol abuse, love of prescription pills and the various lewd acts I prefer while in the company of prostitutes. Can any of the other competitors in this match claim to be as honest as I am? |
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Post by Steve Orbit on Jul 24, 2014 19:45:19 GMT -5
Sounds like a lot of runaround to me, Price. ANSWER THE QUESTION!
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Post by "The Black Dragon" Alex Jones on Jul 24, 2014 19:52:24 GMT -5
I get to be the ham in that sammich....
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Post by Deleted on Jul 24, 2014 20:13:45 GMT -5
Fuck these guys, write me in! A vote for Gravedigger is a vote for America! Help me help you help me make history and become the first guy to win a WCF title in the Ultimate Showdown without even being in the match! I'll even dress up in a red wig and you guys can call me Dave.
Yes...I went there...
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Post by "The Black Dragon" Alex Jones on Jul 24, 2014 20:20:02 GMT -5
Fuck these guys, write me in! A vote for Gravedigger is a vote for America! Help me help you help me make history and become the first guy to win a WCF title in the Ultimate Showdown without even being in the match! I'll even dress up in a red wig and you guys can call me Dave. Yes...I went there... You sir have my vote... |
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Post by Jayson Price on Jul 24, 2014 20:32:52 GMT -5
Sounds like a lot of runaround to me, Price. ANSWER THE QUESTION! You want the truth? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! But fine, I'll tell you what you want to hear. I'll tell you all my dirty little secrets: One time, while I was banging Seth's sister, she stuck her pinkie in my anus. Apparently she thought I would enjoy it. She thought wrong. I pulled her finger out and gave her a Dirty Sanchez. One time I hired a black prostitute and asked her to call my Master just so I could see if it was kinky. It was, but I felt slightly more ashamed than I normally do. Unlike Steve Orbit, I don't use hard drugs. Just prescription pills. And weed. And this one time I did ecstasy at a nightclub, but only because this blonde stuck it between her tits and told me to bob for it. |
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Post by Steve Orbit on Jul 24, 2014 20:36:45 GMT -5
Nothing but more lies from Jayson HUSSEIN Price
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Post by Jayson Price on Jul 24, 2014 20:41:38 GMT -5
Nothing but more lies from Jayson HUSSEIN Price I sometimes masturbate to the video footage of me superkicking you in the jaw. Because it's just that enjoyable. |
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Post by Alex Richards on Jul 24, 2014 22:34:05 GMT -5
Jayson Price... Steve Orbit....... Chelsea Armstrong... same old shit... vote for change... vote for weird... vote for Richards
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Post by Deleted on Jul 24, 2014 22:37:54 GMT -5
A vote for me is a vote for (something you like). Because isn't that what you really want?
#PoliticianLikeABoss
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Post by Alex Richards on Jul 24, 2014 22:40:54 GMT -5
Something I like eh... I like it when people vote for me. So if you want to vote for Gable then think of what I like and vote for me instead.
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Post by Mech-Ana on Jul 25, 2014 1:23:00 GMT -5
I'm gonna sex your butt so hard soon.... there he already failed Dammit, AJ, I had the chance to be the first ever write-in winner of Ultimate Showdown. You ruined it! Oh and by the way, since my name was in that quote. I take that comment as you saying that to both of us and I accept, sir. Carly is a Gravedigger and Alex Jones sandwich. I make sammiches I no wanna be in them O.O |
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Post by "The Black Dragon" Alex Jones on Jul 26, 2014 0:57:57 GMT -5
Speaking of which...what kind of sammich shall i be receiving at the airport upon arrival?...will it be peanut butter based or some kind of meat like ham or bacon?
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