Post by jordanciserano on Mar 1, 2014 13:52:33 GMT -5
The camera turns on to Ciserano in a dark room somewhere in Nevada
The rise of Sequitus has just begun, but of course it has. Everything must have a beginning, but Sequitus is past that and now we need something more. We need gold. We already have the Television Title, but that is simply not enough for us. At “Timebomb” Caliban and I had a chance to win the tag titles. We came close but close just simply not well enough, we needed to win. But this week “Slam” I have the opportunity to win the United States Championship. That is something that will go from an opportunity to reality. But to win this I am going to have to beat “The Good Doctor”. And to do this I need to use my intelligence to win, and in Sequitus intelligence is just one of the many things we are superior at so I see that using my own will not be a problem.
Jordan Pauses and Laughs
I know I just talked about ring smarts and how Sequitus has the best and that is what I believe. But the man I’m facing is a frickin’ doctor. He most likely has the best intelligence in the entire WCF. But what troubles me is that is he was honestly smart enough to become a doctor. Why the hell would he quit? That’s a bone-headed move. And if he thinks he will get away with any of those mistakes in our match, he must be suffering from too many kicks to the head because that would be the most idiotic thing he could think of. And after hearing him, that is just what he does think. He is underestimating me bringing out “Facts” on why he can beat me. But you know what go ahead, underestimate me because that will only make it all the more satisfying when I kick his ass and take the title away from him.
Jordan continues
Also I really couldn’t give a shit about what you said about me. He called me “Lesser Jordan” well he obviously hasn’t been studying lately because if he had been he would know “Lesser” just means younger and hell that what I am compaired to Caliban, Younger. Oh and I may be an Aunt Sally and creative name at that, but at least I’m not a Queen Mab. And if you don’t know who that is I highly doubt you graduated from college let alone a ninth grade English class.
Jordan makes a nagging sound
“But this man quit because he could make it in the ring” you are saying to yourself. To that I say it’s true and he has proved it with the winning of a championship. But what he hasn’t proved is that he can beat me. A mean, quick man that it craving some gold right now. A man who has the lust for not only gold but a lust of beat the shit out of someone. Sadly for you Dr. Remus you are that man who has both gold, and you are a guy I can beat the shit out of you.
Jordan Pauses
Let me rephrase that, I WILL beat the shit out of you. And I know in your “Gentleman’s Laugh” you are laughing thinking, “I am a machine, no one can take me down.” Well first off if you think that you’re a human not a machine just to clear that up; and second off someone can take you down and strip you of the United States Championship. And using everything that I physically have I will defeat you. One, Two, Three. In the middle of the ring.
But this will take mental strength. The type that can get inside your head and stick in there for days until it’s too late to recover. That is the kind of strength I know I can beat you in.
The Light flickers
Again! This better not go out like last week dammit.
He twists it in
If that doesn’t do it I honestly don’t give a shit anymore. Where was I? Oh yes the mental game. Just think of it “Good Doctor” I have numbers, skill, and something that you don’t have. A PHD in kicking ass and turning champions like you into human pretzels. The only difference between you and a pretzel though is that people like pretzels, and no one likes you.
He looks at the light bulb, then looks back down
But I know you better than you think and one thing I know is that you don’t give a shit about what I say, or what the beer vender in section seven row F says. I and give you that. You like to just wrestle, and to that BRING IT ON. Because I am the man and if you face me you will be “Caliband” into oblivion of those lost in wrestling history.
Jordan buts on a lab coat and glasses
Speaking of history Dr. Romulus and Remus are you aware of your name? It signifies the myth of the creation of Rome with these two brothers (Romulus and Remus) being the creators. I find that fascinating because I am like the Frankish empire in a way, all I do is destroy. And you Dr. Rome are just another puny city in the way of a new attacking force, that will then establish a large empire that will serve as light for those in the dark. Sequitus is the light, and I will be the flame that carries on the tradition of destruction, and I will break you like a hammer, like Charles Martel if you get what I am saying.
Jordan takes off the coat and the glasses
That’s enough history for now so lets just get to the facts. You have the title, I have the wanting. You have the height, I have the speed. You have the intelligence, I also do as you see in history. But I do have that one golden thing you don’t have; like I have been saying YOU DON’T HAVE THE DRIVE TO TAKE DOWN THE MOB! DO YOU KNOW WHY? THE MOB RULES! AND IF YOU DON’T BELIEVE THAT! You will be crushed like Rome itself. And if you think of me as undeserving of this title well then we will see who deserves it on Sunday.
Jordan turns off the light and the camera fades as you hear Black Sabbath in the backround
The rise of Sequitus has just begun, but of course it has. Everything must have a beginning, but Sequitus is past that and now we need something more. We need gold. We already have the Television Title, but that is simply not enough for us. At “Timebomb” Caliban and I had a chance to win the tag titles. We came close but close just simply not well enough, we needed to win. But this week “Slam” I have the opportunity to win the United States Championship. That is something that will go from an opportunity to reality. But to win this I am going to have to beat “The Good Doctor”. And to do this I need to use my intelligence to win, and in Sequitus intelligence is just one of the many things we are superior at so I see that using my own will not be a problem.
Jordan Pauses and Laughs
I know I just talked about ring smarts and how Sequitus has the best and that is what I believe. But the man I’m facing is a frickin’ doctor. He most likely has the best intelligence in the entire WCF. But what troubles me is that is he was honestly smart enough to become a doctor. Why the hell would he quit? That’s a bone-headed move. And if he thinks he will get away with any of those mistakes in our match, he must be suffering from too many kicks to the head because that would be the most idiotic thing he could think of. And after hearing him, that is just what he does think. He is underestimating me bringing out “Facts” on why he can beat me. But you know what go ahead, underestimate me because that will only make it all the more satisfying when I kick his ass and take the title away from him.
Jordan continues
Also I really couldn’t give a shit about what you said about me. He called me “Lesser Jordan” well he obviously hasn’t been studying lately because if he had been he would know “Lesser” just means younger and hell that what I am compaired to Caliban, Younger. Oh and I may be an Aunt Sally and creative name at that, but at least I’m not a Queen Mab. And if you don’t know who that is I highly doubt you graduated from college let alone a ninth grade English class.
Jordan makes a nagging sound
“But this man quit because he could make it in the ring” you are saying to yourself. To that I say it’s true and he has proved it with the winning of a championship. But what he hasn’t proved is that he can beat me. A mean, quick man that it craving some gold right now. A man who has the lust for not only gold but a lust of beat the shit out of someone. Sadly for you Dr. Remus you are that man who has both gold, and you are a guy I can beat the shit out of you.
Jordan Pauses
Let me rephrase that, I WILL beat the shit out of you. And I know in your “Gentleman’s Laugh” you are laughing thinking, “I am a machine, no one can take me down.” Well first off if you think that you’re a human not a machine just to clear that up; and second off someone can take you down and strip you of the United States Championship. And using everything that I physically have I will defeat you. One, Two, Three. In the middle of the ring.
But this will take mental strength. The type that can get inside your head and stick in there for days until it’s too late to recover. That is the kind of strength I know I can beat you in.
The Light flickers
Again! This better not go out like last week dammit.
He twists it in
If that doesn’t do it I honestly don’t give a shit anymore. Where was I? Oh yes the mental game. Just think of it “Good Doctor” I have numbers, skill, and something that you don’t have. A PHD in kicking ass and turning champions like you into human pretzels. The only difference between you and a pretzel though is that people like pretzels, and no one likes you.
He looks at the light bulb, then looks back down
But I know you better than you think and one thing I know is that you don’t give a shit about what I say, or what the beer vender in section seven row F says. I and give you that. You like to just wrestle, and to that BRING IT ON. Because I am the man and if you face me you will be “Caliband” into oblivion of those lost in wrestling history.
Jordan buts on a lab coat and glasses
Speaking of history Dr. Romulus and Remus are you aware of your name? It signifies the myth of the creation of Rome with these two brothers (Romulus and Remus) being the creators. I find that fascinating because I am like the Frankish empire in a way, all I do is destroy. And you Dr. Rome are just another puny city in the way of a new attacking force, that will then establish a large empire that will serve as light for those in the dark. Sequitus is the light, and I will be the flame that carries on the tradition of destruction, and I will break you like a hammer, like Charles Martel if you get what I am saying.
Jordan takes off the coat and the glasses
That’s enough history for now so lets just get to the facts. You have the title, I have the wanting. You have the height, I have the speed. You have the intelligence, I also do as you see in history. But I do have that one golden thing you don’t have; like I have been saying YOU DON’T HAVE THE DRIVE TO TAKE DOWN THE MOB! DO YOU KNOW WHY? THE MOB RULES! AND IF YOU DON’T BELIEVE THAT! You will be crushed like Rome itself. And if you think of me as undeserving of this title well then we will see who deserves it on Sunday.
Jordan turns off the light and the camera fades as you hear Black Sabbath in the backround
