for your viewing pleasure (timebomb rp)

[jamesfatel]

*Camera comes on to a stage with curtains drawn. Music starts playing as James Fatel comes running out on stage, he stops with a huge smile on his face. He's dressed in a black tattered suit, lime green tie, and two different shoes. He pulls out a controller and pushes a button. The sound of a audience applauding and cheering starts*

James Fatel: Haha Hello there kiddies, I have a great show for you tonight haha what a great audience we have haha

*the camera pans around and the audience is made up of cardboard cut outs of random celebrities and mannequins with faces painted or pasted on them*

James Fatel: haha we have no guests, nor do we need any haha..... Yes dear... Oh I didn't forget, And of course here's my beautiful and wonderful co-host and my girl

*Fatel pushes the button again and the applause starts*

James Fatel: see baby I didn't forget..... Aww of course I care..... No you..... No you..... No you.... Haha ok let's get on, and our musical guest a random monkey with a drum set

*the camera goes to a money chewing on a drumstick and it kicks over the drum set*

James Fatel: I really need to talk to my producer..... What? I'm the producer?..... Well I guess I have to talk to the mirror again.... Shut up.... Hey don't say that.... No I do love you.... Yes I do.... Ok let's continue. We are here to countdown to my four way showdown at Timebomb haha

*Fatel pushes another button and a giant Digital clock comes down with a countdown to his match at Timebomb*

James Fatel: I will be facing three other superstars, all of which I couldnt care less about haha I've been losing a lot as of late. I am not happy about this..... I know your not ether.... I know I need to get my Shit together.... Sigh... Ok we have a a fun game to play, its going to involve a few audience members

*Fatel hits the applause button again, the camera pans to look thru the audience*

James Fatel: Benjamin Atreyu, Jayden Thunder and Michael Steele COME ON DOWN!!!!!

*Music starts playing and looking thru the audience of fake people, the camera goes back to the stage as three dummys fall from above, hitting hard one the stage*

James Fatel: haha not what I ment but it works haha

*Fatel hits a laugh track*

James Fatel: haha now to start with Benjamin Atreyu

*Fatel goes over and picked up the dummy dressed like Atreyu, he throws it into a chair and instantly pulls matches out and catches it on fire*

James Fatel: haha they said this guy has been on fire lately but this is ridiculous hahaha *laugh track* you people are to kind.... It was funny.... Yes it was.... They laughed.... YES WAS REAL.... AND THEY ARE REAL.... I'M NOT YELLING.... DON'T START WITH ME.... I'm sorry baby, I just get alittle crazy at times.... I love you to. Well now to my next guest Jayden Thunder

*Fatel walks away leaving the fire lit. He walks over kicking the dummy dressed like Thunder hard in the face, sending it across the stage. He whistles as he kicks it a few more times, like playing a game of kick the can. He gets the dummy to a metal chair next to a car battery and jumper cables. He throws the dummy into the chair and pours water onto it. He pulls rubber gloves out of his pocket and laughs as he pulls them over his hands*

James Fatel: Somewhere over the rainbow, way up high, there was a place I heard of once in a lullaby hahaha well you can't have thunder with out alittle lightning haha

*Fatel attaches the jumper cables to the battery and then taps the other side together to show its working, sparks fly hahaha he attaches the cables to the dummy. One to its nose the other to the crotch haha the dummy starts moving a bit as electricity flows thru it. The clothes start to catch fire*

James Fatel: hahaha now Thunder is on fire hahaha he's on fire, he's hot hot hot hahaha..... It was funny to.... You have a horrible sense of humor.... Ya I do love you anyway.... And our final guest will be Michael Steele

*Fatel throws off the gloves, now two dummys on stage on fire. The Atreyu dummy blaze is starting to get out of control. Fatel walks off stage for a split second and comes back with a steel crowbar in hand hahaha he instantly runs over and starts smashing the Steele dummy to pieces with a steel crowbar. He's laughing hysterically*

James Fatel: Michael Steele has gone to pieces over what has happened to his other two opponents hahaha well I guess that's all the time we have kiddies, and that's all the time they have

*Fatel points at the countdown clock with the crowbar*

James fatel: I'll see you soon haha

*Fatel continues to beat the dummy, the other two burning on stage. The camera pans out as music plays and the show ends. A message comes across the screen*

A lot of dummys were harmed during the making of this show