Post by jordanciserano on Feb 16, 2014 23:03:52 GMT -5
*A light flickers as the camera turns on*
Hello my so called friends. This week at “Slam” I am in a triple threat match against two men I have never wrestled before in my first individual match here in the “WCF.” I am excited for this match as I still have a whole helluva lot to prove, even though I have already won a match with my man Jordan Caliban; I still feel I have a lot to show. That includes a win against Armaros Sylencium and Chase Michaels.
Now I honsestly can say this is the weirdest and most screwed match I have ever been in. A mime, a loner, and myself. Are you serious? A mime is the best you could do? There has to be at least 10 more qualified wrestlers. If anything I’ll take it because that means he won’t be able to speak a word, of course not like anyone I am facing in this match will. Why well besides the obvious that they will be in shock after I pin one of them One, Two, Three. But their jaw might just be broken after the Ciserano Superkick hits them square in the face. Trust me ask one of the “Wild Gangstas” they would know first hand what can very well happen to you come this “Slam”. But of course there are other options as well, just as throwing someone through a table, like I did before by a basic highflying bulldog. A risky move that I know that Armaros or Chase will not even think about doing. And that is one of the reasons I will kick their asses simply, they just aren’t able to do what I can do. AND THAT IS WIN!
I know what you are thinking about Chase, that win was only because you had a partner. Well from your past words I can infer that you don’t know how to use you tag partner, so it’s basicly using my resources. Which I can also tell you don’t know a damn thing about. I know that I can give you a steel chair and you will just drop it, too scared that if you miss hitting me it will be countered, you’ll run backstage, and cry. Except you’re a loner and I’m not saying that loners are bad people, I like them a whole hell of a lot more than you Chase. But my point is you won’t have any one to cry on, so you will turn that into rage. Senseless rage that won’t help you beat me or anyone else in this business.
In a word Chase I would describe you as bullheaded, and you are going to be hit by the “Bulls Horns” if you think anything otherwise. Except thinking probably isn’t your strong suit, and in wrestling that isn’t the most necessary thing, but it hopes more than any physical ability. You see, well no you don’t so I’ll tell you how I win, planning ahead for everything that you will throw at me. Now since you’re not the sharpest tool in the shed I know you will now say “I am Unpredictable” and you will think you are oh so clever. Well you aren’t and with your lack of creativity will become your biggest weakness against me. Because right now you can’t stop me I AM UNSTOPABLE! And even though my men over at Sequitus won’t be there I will prove THAT I CAN FEND FOR MYSELF, I AM NOT A LACKY! I AM A POWER THAT WILL TAKE YOU DOWN CHASE! Caliban, Cormec, or anyone else. I’m coming for you.
But you see it doesn’t stop with you Chase, I also need to face Armaros Sylencium, the mime who came to this business at THE WRONG DAMN TIME! Because I am here now and I AM HERE TO DOMINATE, TO CONQUER AND TO CRUSH ANYTHING IN MY PATH! Now laugh at me do it because I’m saying this and I am only 6’1. But the truth is size won’t matter when you are laying on your ass in the middle of that ring yelling in pain! BECAUSE I AM THE MAN!
Honestly my opponents won’t even matter after I beat them so I won’t waste any more of my precious time talking about them. You’ve seen what I can do with a partner now it’s time you see what I can do alone.
*The light turns off as the camera turns to black*
Hello my so called friends. This week at “Slam” I am in a triple threat match against two men I have never wrestled before in my first individual match here in the “WCF.” I am excited for this match as I still have a whole helluva lot to prove, even though I have already won a match with my man Jordan Caliban; I still feel I have a lot to show. That includes a win against Armaros Sylencium and Chase Michaels.
Now I honsestly can say this is the weirdest and most screwed match I have ever been in. A mime, a loner, and myself. Are you serious? A mime is the best you could do? There has to be at least 10 more qualified wrestlers. If anything I’ll take it because that means he won’t be able to speak a word, of course not like anyone I am facing in this match will. Why well besides the obvious that they will be in shock after I pin one of them One, Two, Three. But their jaw might just be broken after the Ciserano Superkick hits them square in the face. Trust me ask one of the “Wild Gangstas” they would know first hand what can very well happen to you come this “Slam”. But of course there are other options as well, just as throwing someone through a table, like I did before by a basic highflying bulldog. A risky move that I know that Armaros or Chase will not even think about doing. And that is one of the reasons I will kick their asses simply, they just aren’t able to do what I can do. AND THAT IS WIN!
I know what you are thinking about Chase, that win was only because you had a partner. Well from your past words I can infer that you don’t know how to use you tag partner, so it’s basicly using my resources. Which I can also tell you don’t know a damn thing about. I know that I can give you a steel chair and you will just drop it, too scared that if you miss hitting me it will be countered, you’ll run backstage, and cry. Except you’re a loner and I’m not saying that loners are bad people, I like them a whole hell of a lot more than you Chase. But my point is you won’t have any one to cry on, so you will turn that into rage. Senseless rage that won’t help you beat me or anyone else in this business.
In a word Chase I would describe you as bullheaded, and you are going to be hit by the “Bulls Horns” if you think anything otherwise. Except thinking probably isn’t your strong suit, and in wrestling that isn’t the most necessary thing, but it hopes more than any physical ability. You see, well no you don’t so I’ll tell you how I win, planning ahead for everything that you will throw at me. Now since you’re not the sharpest tool in the shed I know you will now say “I am Unpredictable” and you will think you are oh so clever. Well you aren’t and with your lack of creativity will become your biggest weakness against me. Because right now you can’t stop me I AM UNSTOPABLE! And even though my men over at Sequitus won’t be there I will prove THAT I CAN FEND FOR MYSELF, I AM NOT A LACKY! I AM A POWER THAT WILL TAKE YOU DOWN CHASE! Caliban, Cormec, or anyone else. I’m coming for you.
But you see it doesn’t stop with you Chase, I also need to face Armaros Sylencium, the mime who came to this business at THE WRONG DAMN TIME! Because I am here now and I AM HERE TO DOMINATE, TO CONQUER AND TO CRUSH ANYTHING IN MY PATH! Now laugh at me do it because I’m saying this and I am only 6’1. But the truth is size won’t matter when you are laying on your ass in the middle of that ring yelling in pain! BECAUSE I AM THE MAN!
Honestly my opponents won’t even matter after I beat them so I won’t waste any more of my precious time talking about them. You’ve seen what I can do with a partner now it’s time you see what I can do alone.
*The light turns off as the camera turns to black*