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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Dec 30, 2013 12:29:24 GMT -5
226: obvious butt hurt and rage break can not be coverd up by Liliths Mary Sue attitude
227: HONEY BADGER IS STILL GOD
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2013 12:36:22 GMT -5
@ ThaSerialThrilla
@ thelightningstriker you talk big game for someone who choked when gold was on the line. You won a Battle Royal...good for you bud I am sure you might have actually been a big deal had you actually followed it up with another victory, but you didn't. Yeah yeah you can spout off that lightning will strike twice and blah blah, but everyone knows that deep down you are really just full of shit.
@ DarkImagination I'll give that kid a beating that will make even you cringe.
#LightningWillNotStrikeTwice #LightningCanShootStraightUpHoneyBadgersAss
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2013 12:37:52 GMT -5
@ TheLightningStriker Felt like showing my awesome skills of internetness and found a meme that perfectly describes the Honey Badger...  Pretty much sums it up. |
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Post by raYne on Dec 30, 2013 12:42:19 GMT -5
@ rayne_storm I never offered you a title shot, crazy person. I offered you a shot to complete your revolution. Career versus career. Stop being a little bitch and pussyfooting around it. Your clusterfuck match isn't happening. I want your head, and your head alone. #StopTalkingStartWalking @ rayne_storm -- ya know what? fine. you. me. career vs career. one added stip. steve orbit as the ref. you say your title run is completetely and 100% earned, ALL THE WAY THROUGH abso-tively, poso-lutely perfect... not a single hair outta place right? prove it. also... i want it at the slam on february 2nd and i want it in a triple decker cage. the first live match i ever competed in, back around 2000, i faced 'the deite's dragon', javex valerius, his world title on the line... he was my childhood hero. and my first male crush. in that match? i didn't beat him. he wiped the floor with me. but i also sent him to the ramp below, from the top roof of the cage, ...and broke his vertebrae in seven places. i don't care if i win i don't care if i lose my job but iAm ending you. one way... or another. believe it, bitch. #2.23.14 |
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Dec 30, 2013 12:42:27 GMT -5
228: Discount Brad Kane's meme is grossly inaccurate
229: ZMACs ignorance isnt grossly absurd but rather WCF too Butt Hurt to get over themselves
230: HONEY BADGER is still winning the battle royal
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Dec 30, 2013 12:44:31 GMT -5
231: Discount Ana Valintine thinks that he can call out Jonny Fly
232: Discount Ana Valintine is a DP Fly/Zombie-Jobber
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2013 12:51:57 GMT -5
@jaysonprice
A +7 win/loss record? How cute. Lemme know when you've wrestled a hundred matches, won at least 60 of them, won a World Title, won every mid-card and bottom card title there is to win and main evented more than a few PPV's. Fuck it, just be a co-main event at One, once. +7 win/loss record? Bitch don't make me laugh. I was a Television Champion after only two matches, all you've managed to do is beat a handful of scrubs while holding a jobber title. I'm going to take your title belt, not because I need it, but because I want to rub the fact that you'll never amount to anything but a little bottom feeder in this company in your face.
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Dec 30, 2013 12:53:54 GMT -5
233: HONEY BADGER is still a GOD. standing on top of the WCF world
234: 25 pages of twitter posts shows the legacy of the Internet title
235: for over 12 people to put so much time and energy into twitter posts just for the chance to show that they should win a match with out having competed in said match proves once again that HONEY BADGER is the best singles champion in WCF history
236: number 235 is actually a FlyFact; who knew?
237: The world isnt surprised
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Dec 30, 2013 12:58:43 GMT -5
238: Discount Jay Price doesnt realize that his entire career has led up to THIS VERY MOMENT clieche
239: Weather Disco Jay Price wants to admit it or not- He's making ZMAC out to be the biggest legend in WCF history
240: Even discount WCF legends get butt hurt over the fact that over their entire careers, they still couldnt achieve this level of infamy over a " 3rd rate belt" on the "2nd rate show"
241: Even a world title battle royal match on Wednesday night wouldnt generate this much buzz
242: ZMAC IS GOD
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2013 13:12:41 GMT -5
@jaysonprice
Aww, you just can't help but smile when the little jobbers try to stand up tall. "I'M GOD! I'M THE BIGGEST LEGEND IN WCF HISTORY! BLAH BLAH BLAH LOOK AT ME!" Someone give the little guy some attention and then put him down for his nap.
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Dec 30, 2013 13:17:17 GMT -5
243: Discount jay price argues with a " jobber " cliche
244: Yet Discount Jay Price is still lobbying that he is better than and worthy of a match with said jobber
245: Jay Price is getting butt hurt over a non contractual match in which he doesnt have to be involved in yet chooses to be
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2013 13:21:59 GMT -5
@jaysonprice
Better than - A given. Worthy - Again, a given. You need the Internet Title because you know you'll never acheive anything better than it. The only reason I give a fuck about your little YoutubeFacebook Championship is because it's one of the 6 belts remaining in my chase to become the only person to hold 8 different titles twice. That's right, Immortality bitch. You want to be an Internet God, I'm trying to be a Wrestling God.
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Dec 30, 2013 13:25:33 GMT -5
246: Discount Jay Price doesnt realize that ZMAC is currently both and this desire to be a " wrestling god" is over shadows by discount jay prices extreme case of BUTT HURT
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2013 13:26:04 GMT -5
@ ThaSerialThrilla
@ jaysonprice You might want to focus on the people who will actually be IN the Battle Royal who will be kicking your ass rather than said person who isn't in the match. Your accomplishments are impressive Price, but won't help you come time for the Battle Royal.
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Dec 30, 2013 13:30:19 GMT -5
247: Giving ZMAC 25 consecutive pages of personal- non contractual attention just goes to show how much of a wrestling and internet GOD zmac really is.
248: No ones ever given discount jay price anywhere close to that much personal attention that ZMAC is currently getting.
250: over 12 people on the WCF roster have decided to dedicate personal time away from training and contractual issues to peruse personal aims in which none of them can achieve
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Dec 30, 2013 13:31:25 GMT -5
251: Discount Chase Michaels thinks that signing his contract is an accomplishment that will help him win this battle royal, cliche
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2013 13:32:21 GMT -5
@jaysonprice
For five seconds why don't you get your mind off of my ass and start imagining what you'll be screaming once you realize you aren't Internet Champion anymore. I'm going to take the very thing that gives your insignificant life just a bit of purpose and then wipe my ass with it the second I win another belt.
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Dec 30, 2013 13:40:09 GMT -5
252: Discount Jay Price needs to hoard accomplishments, cliche
253: Discount Jay Price has a fear of being insignificant
254: THE HONEY BADGER was already the best Internet champion BEFORE his second title run
255: ZMACs legacy is already cemented and no one can take that away, cliche
256: any further twitter posts just adds to THE HONEY BADGER LEGEND
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2013 13:43:32 GMT -5
@ DarkImagination
Wait did I just hear something? Oh no my mistake... It was just NOTHING!!!
My turn to play the numbers game little Badger. Are you ready? Good!
1. Zombies aren't real.
2. This mean you aren't real
3. What I said about you being nothing was spot on
4. Honey badger is still a stupid name
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Post by CD's Old Account on Dec 30, 2013 13:46:51 GMT -5
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#ZombieGenocideMachine - Sorry jobbers, ZMAC is going to butcher you all. It could be 9-on-1 and Zomb's got your numbers. Get it? Numbers?
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