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Post by ElBackfisto on Dec 7, 2012 17:43:45 GMT -5
Okay, so peep this. Its Friday night and I don't have any dates. I know, a bit disappointed about that but its cool! So right now, dear fans, I need your help. As we know I am in a big title match on Sunday night and I really need to get rid of some stress. What's the second best way to relieve stress besides sex? That's right. Jerkin' it. So, I need your help as to which chick I should drop this stress to before Sunday night. Option One: Misa Campo  Look at that body. You can tell she wants it pretty badly. Option Two: Miyoko Shiokawa-Reeves  Tell me you haven't jerked off over a co-worker. Plus I love Asian chicks.  Option Three: Lucy Pinder  TITS A'HOY, MATEY! Option Four: Hayden Panettiere  I wouldn't turn her in if you catch my drift. Option Five: Leah Dizon  MOAR ASIANS! So those are my top five. Any help is great. The sooner I relieve this stress, the sooner I can beat The Ninja and become champion of the Internet. I'm 15, my life somewhat revolves around the internet! |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2012 17:45:09 GMT -5
There's only one correct answer here...
All.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2012 17:47:52 GMT -5
@ericprice
Well ... there's really no wrong answer here.
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Post by Speede on Dec 7, 2012 18:04:00 GMT -5
@royspeede
Whatever floats your boat, kiddo! Just a thought... Why not get Allie to-OHHH that's right! #LaughingMyAssOff
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Post by ElBackfisto on Dec 7, 2012 18:06:45 GMT -5
@youngkchris
@royspeede First of all, its Ally. Second of all, you'd be lucky to even know someone as wonderful as she was.
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Post by The Perfect Ten on Dec 7, 2012 20:38:01 GMT -5
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Post by CD's Old Account on Dec 7, 2012 21:21:31 GMT -5
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Post by Tim on Dec 7, 2012 22:29:50 GMT -5
@theninja
When I win this match, the ladies will be flockin' around me like Bruce Lee.
#Class
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Post by "Hardcore Redneck" John Thomas on Dec 7, 2012 23:34:06 GMT -5
@hardcoreredneck
Have to go with what Jay Price said, all is the answer
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Post by Tim on Dec 8, 2012 0:49:11 GMT -5
@theninja
It's obvious that you want them. But do they want you? In my own bias judgement, I think that because your life revolves around the Internet, you'd only be having cybersex.
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Post by Steve Orbit on Dec 8, 2012 13:47:05 GMT -5
@mackinso
if you got 200 bucks and a ride out to oakland I can set you up with a real nice girl
I'm kidding we only serve 21+ #GoldenSpa #GoldenSpaII #ClubViolet
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Post by Tim on Dec 8, 2012 13:58:41 GMT -5
@theninja
Isn't it pedophilia if he dates a chick that's 21+?
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Post by ElBackfisto on Dec 8, 2012 14:00:26 GMT -5
@youngkchris
@theninja No its called fucking awesome I'm dating an older chick. Like I'd turn in a hot woman...
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Post by Tim on Dec 8, 2012 14:04:46 GMT -5
@theninja
No dude. That's kinda creepy. You're not Fred Savage. He got laid at the age of 10 with chicks that are 21+.
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Post by ElBackfisto on Dec 8, 2012 14:10:31 GMT -5
@youngkchris
@theninja How is it creepy? You sir, are a complete idiot.
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Post by Tim on Dec 8, 2012 14:14:58 GMT -5
@theninja
And I've got a song for you.
"Well I'm not 15,
He is 15,
She's much older than you,
I'm not 15,
We are older,
But @youngkchris will never get laid soon."
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Post by FPV on Dec 9, 2012 1:53:41 GMT -5
FPV"To become champion of the internet, one must take the treacherous journey to the dark lands of 4chan, to the dark castle that is /b, and must slay the truly disgusting evils that lurk within. Only then, will he be considered the Champion of the Internet. Or, y'know, just post a bunch of stupid cat pictures. Either way works."
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Post by Tim on Dec 9, 2012 2:01:04 GMT -5
@theninja @youngkchris  |
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Post by FPV on Dec 9, 2012 2:03:48 GMT -5
@theninja @youngkchris Your future.  "@youngkchris Your future: a broken link to an image posted on Twitter. I hear that job pays lots of money." |
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Post by ElBackfisto on Dec 9, 2012 2:08:19 GMT -5
@youngkchris
@theninja Well that seems awfully stereotypical... #NotCoolBro
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