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Post by Tim on Nov 19, 2012 0:08:44 GMT -5
@theninja
Got back from Slam. A great place for great challenges. This was an honorable win. To Johnny Stylez, the cartoon necromancer, you have been a worthy opponent, but it is time to move on to greater challenges. #Bows
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Post by Tim on Nov 19, 2012 7:10:13 GMT -5
@theninja
Sharpening my ninja sword, if you know what I mean.
#WinkWink
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Post by Tim on Nov 20, 2012 8:07:02 GMT -5
@theninja
So I am fighting the blue-haired necromancer again? This time it is for a title as Champion of the Internet! Johnathan Stylez, it is an honor fighting you in this rematch again. #HYAAH!
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Post by Tim on Nov 20, 2012 13:55:53 GMT -5
@theninja
So much fan mail coming in for me! The big boss allowed me to have my own segments on WCF. #gussyingup
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Post by Tim on Nov 21, 2012 17:35:56 GMT -5
@theninja
Intense training against the cartoon sorcerer! #RockyStyle!
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Johnny Stylez
Rookie
Internet Champion...SOak that up bitchez
Posts: 134
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Post by Johnny Stylez on Nov 24, 2012 1:49:36 GMT -5
@donofdi$Re$PeCT419
NoT SO FAST SPARKY!!! OK, first and foremost I suppose congrats are in order for your upset victory against me this past week at Slam, because make no mistake about it phuck mook that is precisley what that win was a FriGGiN
!!!!U.P.S.E.T.!!!!
AkA and ACCIDENT!!!
I could sit here and make excuses and say I wasn't myself or in my right state of mind, but I'm not going to do that, because the fact of the matter is you beat me. Which inebreiated out of my mind or not is still an accomplishment. However if you think for two seconds that I am going to make the same mistake twice and allow a pissant gimmicked out J-BRONE such as yourself come in here and take the title I have busted my ass for and beat me twice in a row then you are fuggin
!!!!DuMBeR!!!!
THAN I ORIGINALLY THOUGHT YOU WERE, AND BELIEVE ME KIDDO THAT'S SAYIN SOMETHIN!!!
Because let's be real about one thing here slick, the man you faced last week isn't the man you are facing this week. It's an entirley different ball game, and prehaps the victory you stole last week was enough to wake me up and light a fire underneath my ass to get me going. Cause Ima tell you like I tell everyone else who has tried and failed to take this title from me. The INTERNET CHAMPIONSHIP IS
!!!!F'N MINE!!!!
AND I'll BE GOT DAMNED IF I LET SOME KARATE CHOPPIN SLAP ASS LIKE YOU TAKE IT FROM ME!!!
Because you can call me a blue haired necrowhatever all you want, but at the end of the day you are just a phuck mook in a black mask who is about to be on the recieving end of his first of very many ASSBEATINGS TO COME! Because much like everyone else I have faced and put down for this title you Mr. NinJa are nothing more than a got damn
!!!!GiMMiCK!!!!
...ANd NOT A VERY GOOD ONE!!!!
And despite the fact that you are ranting and raving about your alleged fan mail means nothing to me and everyone else. Because let's be real about something else, I'm sure both of the fan letters you recieved from idiots who are just like you do to you in fact seem like lots of mail consdiering the only mail you got before that were probably bills from credit card companies and internet porn sites! But fear not Mr. Ninja because this week as YOUR INTERNET CHAMPION THE INTERNET PORN IS ON ME!!!! Just don't be upset with me when you go to click on one and you find your mother on there getting nailed like a got damn
!!!!RaiLRoAD SPIKE!!!!
Because Let's Face It THIS WEEK IS ALL ABOUT DISAPPOINTMENT FOR YOU AND NOTHING ELSE!!!
Because sure you are riding an all time high you think because last week you walked in here and made your debut pinning a champion in this company and right about now you think you have what it takes to really become something. But the fact of the matter is you caught me nappin and like I already dun told ya dip shit, I aint ever been one to make the same mistake twice, unless you count teaming with Hunter Valentyne, but then again you all saw how I dealt with that shit last week! But I digress
Because this week Ninja I reintroduce you to a concept you waved bye bye to a very very long time ago and that my friend is a little thing I and everyone else likes to refer to as
!!!!R.E.A.L.I.T.Y.!!!!!
And The Reality Of THe Situation Is, WHen I Actually Put Forth Effort, YOU CAN'T
!!!!F'N TOUCH ME!!!!
Because WHen I'M on MY A GAME I SLAP NINJAS OUT OF HIDING SPOTS!!!
And well just because you have a mask and end your sentences with hashtags and HIYAHS, don't make you a ninja. But then again you stole a victory from yours truly, so this week I guess we are going to see how good of a ninja you actually are, because in order for you to walk out of this pay per view with my Internet title around your waist its going to take everything Master Splinter ever taught you and a little bit more, because I am coming in motivated and prepared to set the record straight that a phuck mook like you even on his best got damn day is fit for jerking the curtian open for people like me, because after I beat the breaks off of you the truth will be exposed and you will go back to the bottom of the card and compete in Seth Lerch's J-BRONETACULAR ClusterPHUCK Match of the week! SO as I'm sure this reply will be followed up by one of your own, and even though I know you are going to not listen to me the same as my other opponents have declined to in the past, but please do yourself a favor and spend this week practicing the most important part of being a ninja, and do your best to remain
!!!F'N InViSiBLE!!!
Because THe MoRe YOU RUN YOUR COCKSUCKER THE DUMBER I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU LOOK!!!
Because we all know the truth, sure it's fun to pretend every now and again but your status as a ninja is as real as the other "Sarah Twilight's" mysterious LADY PARTS!!! Or you could do me the honor of running your mouth because again like I said when I faced 9021BITCH BOY a few weeks ago one of my favorite things about being Internet Champion is taking all the bullcrap that falls from my opponents mouths from the beginning of the week until the bell rings and the process of humiliation begins, and shoving it back down their bitch ass throats, forcing them to do a little thing I am alsogoing to be doing to you this week and should have done last week which of course is make your silly two bit gimmick. curtian jerking phuck mook ass
!!!!SoaK!!!!
!!!!SoMe!!!
!!!!!UP!!!!!
SO Yeah At THe End of The Day I Guess You'RE RIGHT IT TRULY IS AN HONOR TO FACE ME, Because When This IS All OVER YOU CAN TELL YOUR LITTLE NINJA KIDS ABOUT THE TIME YOU GOT YOUR ASS HANDED TO YOU BY THE GREATEST CHAMPION THE INTERNET HAS EVER KNOWN!!!
(NiNJa BoW)
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Post by Tim on Nov 24, 2012 4:58:56 GMT -5
@theninja
Ah, Johnny Stylez. I see that you've finally said something. I thank you for those words you've greeted me. It shows that you still have some honor in you. But I will not fall for such illusionary lies you are trying to tell.
So you don't mind if a newcomer like me would defeat you in their first match? "Killing" you isn't an accomplishment. It is a message I am sending to WCF, letting everyone know that The Ninja is around. And a gimmick? You sound like the narrator, trying to make fun of ninjas all over the world. And enlighten me what is a J-BRONE? Does it mean 'champion'? If so, then thank you.
I knew you placed an illusionary spell last week! No wonder you're still alive and undead. Because a man like you could type an excellent essay like that. You must be top of the class, but no award from the principal. That's a shame. And if we were really to face each other without any sorcery, then you would be vulnerable. That Internet title belt must be the source of all magic.
This isn't just a black mask. It's a gi made by the ancestors of the Secret Ninja Society. This gi protects me from any type of evil magic you try to cast on me. Assbeating? I thought we were fighting a duel to the death, not kicking each other in the ass. You really need to get your facts straight.
The fans keep my spirit strong and help me crush my opponents into various sizes. This insult towards me and them means that you are facing an army of make-believe ninjas! No offense to anyone reading this. But idiot? How come you make yourself look like the real fool by casting a weak illusion and looking bad in front of everyone else? Tell me that.
Last week wasn't at my full percentage. If you say what you think is the truth, then you have to prove it. Don't spread your evil and magical false words to everyone. Because in the end, everyone can see through you and spot your weakness. This means you're going into anyone's kill. You were sleeping last week? This means you lack discipline! You put too much rice in your diet. You constipated!
There won't be a goodbye for me anytime soon, necromancer. Because this "wannabe" ninja will send you back to hell, where you came from!
I steal victories? Why do you think ninjas always win? Ninjas are always faster than you. They eat fast, they sleep fast, they even think fast. And that's when I say I take things faster than you. Master Splinter? Do you know him personally? Are you another student of his? Then that's the reason why he doesn't talk about you so much. Because you are an evil student that needs to be taught a lesson. Betrayal won't go unpunished. I'm glad to see you fight me again with enthusiasm in you mind. Because you're pretty excited to meet your own death. And do not blame Mr. Lerch about last week's match. This good man is one of the wisest men that has been seen. You underestimate me. I'm not like other opponents. I'm faster, stronger and stealthier than any of you can ever be.
But do not compare the honourable Sarah Twilight with an exact copy like that person. She is one of the most greatest fighters anyone will ever face. She is much more better than you, impure one. Don't forget about language, Johnathan. There are children that are also watching and you are corrupting their minds with uncouth tongue. I can become invisible whenever I want, because you'll be seeing a smoke bomb right in front of you. This is never a gimmick and never will be...
...because I look forward to killing you soon.
#SMOKEBOMB
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Post by Tim on Nov 25, 2012 11:32:12 GMT -5
@theninja
Putting on some extra ninja gear. Gonna kill some bitches in the shadows tonight!
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RVN
Newbie
Posts: 42
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Post by RVN on Nov 28, 2012 18:20:02 GMT -5
@thegooddoctor
Mr. Ninja, you are quite disturbed mentally. Seek my counsel at once!
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Post by Tim on Nov 28, 2012 18:24:10 GMT -5
@theninja
Oh yeah? Well @thegooddoctor, you're mentally disturbed! Hah!
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Post by Tim on Dec 3, 2012 0:44:17 GMT -5
@theninja
Yes. I have become the Champion of the Internet! Not only that, I have slain the blue-haired necromancer twice!
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Post by Tim on Dec 3, 2012 11:51:43 GMT -5
@theninja
More questions rolling in! Thanks for the questions guys! I look forward to killing you all soon. Just let me choose the random question.
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Post by Tim on Dec 3, 2012 12:08:35 GMT -5
@theninja
Listening to Killswitch Engage. They rock hard, but are they killworthy?
#UpdatingPlaylist
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Post by Tim on Dec 4, 2012 8:47:58 GMT -5
@theninja
So I'm facing the Kane Apprentice? He seems like a worthy foe for me. I look forward to killing him soon.
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Post by Tim on Dec 5, 2012 2:47:08 GMT -5
@theninja I've won the Internet Championship and the ladies are already after me.  |
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Post by Tim on Dec 6, 2012 13:20:28 GMT -5
@theninja
Training like Rocky. Too bad I killed Adrian.
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Post by Tim on Dec 8, 2012 14:03:22 GMT -5
@theninja
Can anyone tell @theiowanmassacre that he can't be a ninja?
@theiowanmassacre
Fuck you asshole! I can be anything! Becuz I fuckin' leveled up!
@theninja
Dude, you're drunk! Go to bed!
@theiowanmassacre
Bite me, jackass! You're not my mom, you sonuvabitch! WOOOOO!!!!
@theninja
#facepalm
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Post by Tim on Dec 9, 2012 20:44:51 GMT -5
@theninja
Choked on some dimsum.
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Post by Tim on Dec 9, 2012 23:53:44 GMT -5
@theninja
@congratulations, @youngkchris. You really are the greatest challenge to face. I look forward to fighting you next time soon. Right now, get pumped up for your match against your first challenger. Make sure you shield your...'ninja stars'.
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Post by Tim on Dec 15, 2012 10:54:43 GMT -5
@theninja
Here's a list of Santa's 'Paindeer', who ride his slay:
There's Slasher and Lancer,
Trancer and Kixon
Coma and Cathy (I dunno how she got into there),
Danger and Splitzen
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