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[Kale Windsor]

Wednesday November 7,2012


Internet Title Match


Well it appears that this week I am in a match with Johnny Stylez for the Internet Championship belt. I have been in this dance once before with the likes of this jackoff. I was unsuccessful that time around but this time Stylez has no clue what he is about to step into the ring with. He isn't facing some punk kid from Beverly Hills, far from it. He only knows what he seen last time we tangoed with each other, you know Stylez that time when Stuart Slane beat your sorry ass. This Kale Windsor that Stylez will be facing is not the flashy kid that started in this company back in June. There is a new Windsor that is brutal and will stop at nothing to rip Stylez's head off his fucking shoulders, shit down his neck and take that belt from around his waist. Johnny Stylez might want to take a moment and take a refresher course of my matches of late, just so he doesn't shit himself when he comes face to face with me come Sunday at Slam. So Johnny Stylez claims that I am associated with nothing but failure and he believes that this Sunday will be a walk in the park for him. Poor little Johnny has no idea what I can and will do to him. I do believe that he has been whacking his lil' johnny off too much, as he seems to be pulling all kinds of false shit from his ass. Let's get this straight right now Stylez, I never claimed to be the fastest rising star, I claimed to be The Rising Star. I have been rising, exactly what have you done that is so wonderful other than peak as the Internet Champion? You claim that you are the the "Real Fastest Rising Star" so fast that you haven't achieved anything beyond the Internet Title? Come on loser, your claim to be rising so fast up the ranks seems to have been halted at the bottom of the barrel. See unlike Stylez, I know my opponent well. You see Johnny the truth of the matter is that you haven't done a whole lot of anything here in the WCF, sure you have been a two time Internet Champ but really that is it. Every other title you have went after, you know like the Hardcore belt, you just never could do well enough to make it yours. So sunshine before you start spewing shit out that mouth of yours, you might want to make sure all your dirty laundry is put away so no one sees it or it might just come back to haunt you. Now let me address the question of how many title shots I have had. Four, Johnny, I have had four title shots. I believe little Johnny need to go back to first grade since he can't seem to master the art of simple addition. One, Night of Champions July 15, 2012 Internet Title Match which included Slane, Stylez himself and of course me. Two , Ultimate Showdown July 29,2012 Internet Title Match Slane and myself battled once more for the Internet belt. Three, Slam Sept. 9, 2012 Television Title Match, I faced off against Eric Price for a shot at his TV belt. Then there's number Four, Oct.14,2012 United States Title against Orbit. See Stylez an educated man would know this but since you're are far from educated or a man, I can see where the numbers might confuse you. You should also consider the caliber of the men in which I stepped into the ring for those title shots, Slane, Price,and Orbit three competitors that all possess more talent in their pinkie toe nail than you have coursing through your entire body. One should not pass judgment unless thee wants to be judged. Come Sunday at Slam Stylez I will be the judge, jury and executioner at your "trial". So buddy boy why don't you soak some of that up?


Posted by Kale Windsor at 5:48AM

[Kale Windsor]

Thursday November 8,2012


The Clock is Ticking, The Hours Are Going By


Tick Tock Tick Tock Stylez, the clock is counting down the time left in your Internet Champion run. Can you hear it, or are you too busy hiding away in that delusional dream world that you have created in your mind? You know the one where you are the greatest thing in WCF, hell in your wet dreams you probably have told yourself that you are the greatest thing in world. Both ideas are beyond laughable. Your dreams will be shattered at Slam this week when I take that belt from you proving that you are nothing but yesterday's news. It's fucking sad when the likes of Hunter Valentyne takes pot shots at you. Yes before you let the shit roll off your tongue, I am well aware that Valentyne pinned me last week but he is not of my concern this week. He is nothing but a past blur. He got lucky but Johnny Stylez won't find the same luck this week. I could blame my tag partner for the loss but I could care a fucking snot bucket for Synn, he like Valentyne is not of my concern. Stylez have you watched my last several matches? Have you taken notes? You better or else you will be stepping into the ring completely unprepared for what I will be handing you. You are more than just a disgrace to the Internet Title, you are a disgrace to the educated men and women in the WCF, the past and future Internet Champions. You have made this division a joke almost as big of one as the so called Hardcore division, another division that you aren't cut out for. You see Johnny your time is up. It's lights out for you. This week when you and I step into that ring only one of us will step out as the Internet Champion. Care to take a guess whom that will be? Let me save you that one last brain cell of yours, it will be "The Darkness" Kale Windsor.

One, Two, Johnny Stylez, I am coming for you!

Posted by Kale Windsor at 10:18AM

[tommykain]

Uh-Oh Stylez, you might be in serious trouble.



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

No seriously the 9021 hoe is really mad now.



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

OH MY GOD, I CAN'T BREATHE!

whew.

Thanks Kales, I needed a decent laugh.

[Kale Windsor]

Friday November 9, 2012


Stylez Is Merely Brown Bread


I could waste my time addressing the comment that Tommy Kain posted last evening but it's not worth my time to do so. I will say just one simple thing to TK and everyone in the WCF, Keep talking about me, Keep posting comments to or about me, You are only making me more Famous.

With that out of the way I will continue with more on this week's upcoming Slam in which I face Johnny Stylez for the Internet Championship Belt. A match that will see the crowning of a new Champion when I destroy Stylez. It could be a five star match if only Stylez would snap out of that fairy tale world he lives in where he is God's gift to the WCF and world at large. One can only hope that I end it quickly for the barmy bugger. He needs to be put to rest and I am the man who shall do just that. Stylez has a snow ball's chance in hell of walking out with the gold. Stylez you have never faced what you will this Sunday at Slam. You have two choices here before the clock hits zero on the count down of your final hours as the Internet Champ.
1. You can back out of the match much like the painted freak Synn did and just hand over the belt.
or
2. You can finally grow a set of balls, you pikey git and get in the ring and take the ass beating like a real man.

Personally I could careless if I kick your ass in the ring or in the back area. Either way I will be coming for you and that belt come Sunday. You can run but you can not hide from The Darkness.


Posted by Kale Windsor at 6:12 AM

[Johnny Stylez]

I gotta tell ya WcF it's momentz and opponents like the phuck mook I am defending my INTERNET Championship against this week that remind me why I truly love being and why I am THE perfect fit for the WcF

~$~INTERNET CHAMPIONSHIP~$~
Cause Being The Internet Champion Allows Me The WonderFuL OppoRTuNiTy To Put These LaMe ASSeS IN THEIR PLACE!!!

But really when I go up against sheer and utter flat out phucking

!!!!M.O.R.O.N.Z.!!!!
LIKE Kale Windsor THEY PRETTY MUCH DO MY GOT DAMN JOB FOR ME!!

Because one thing that has led me to excellence in this division is the fact that damn near every time I climb in the ring for one of these Internet Title matches the one thing I always end up accomplishing is not only defeating my opponents, but more times often than not my victories also result in sheer and utter

!!!!HuMiLiATiON!!!!
OF THE WEAKER MINDED, FOOLISH, AND JUST STRAIGHT UP DUMB ASS PEOPLE WHO OFFER THEMSELVES UP AS OPPOSITION!!!

But like I said in the case of Joel Hall and now "THE DARKNESS" (Jesus it's hard to say that without erupting in laughter but we'll get to that in juuussssst a second) because like I said moronz like hall and Windsor practically do my work for me! Not that I need any help making these dipshitz look like the toolz and foolz that they are, but that never seems to stop them from going out of their way to go above and beyond to

!!!!F'N PROVE MY POINT FOR ME!!!!
So For What It's Worth NIGHTLIGHT THANX...DUMB ASS!!!

Because make no mistake about it asshat ontop of a seemingly endless pile of bullshit and empty threats was nothing more than a long drawn out diatribe of you making a complete and utter fool out of yourself, much like I will do once we climb in the ring for my title at Slam, and much like every other Champion has done to your sorry ass every other time you have recieved a title match in this company, that you so generously and foolishly pointed out!

So where oh where do I even begin pointing out the countless ways that Kale Windsor went out of his way to prove to me and everyone else how truly lost and flat out phucking retarded he actually is?...I guess the first place we can begin is the fact that no, maybe I am not the most educated person on the WcF roster, however at least of the two of us I am educated enough to pick up on a little thing known as

!!!!S.A.R.C.A.S.M.!!!!
Which Is Odd To Me Because Sarcasm Is Definitley A Concept A MORON LIKE YOU IS MOST DEFINITLEY FAMILIAR WITH!!!

Considering no one speaks your name without at least a tiny dash of it! But let's get down to business here because I find it absolutley pathetic that I have to sit here and point out to your simple ass that when I said that this was your 12th title match that I wasn't being serious. Since you are so educated and everything ya fuggin MoRoN then one would think you would be able to pick up on the fact that that particular statement was an

!!!!E.X.A.G.G.E.R.A.T.I.O.N.!!!!
Ya Know Much LiKe Every Claim You Have Made About Yourself And Your Talents And Abilitez!!

But don't worry because for those of us that aren't joining you in the dip shit department can see that for what that really was. Because anyone with a lick of sense can see you really had nothing else to go on so you decided to sit there and try and insult me for not being able to count, but really all you ended up doing was making a fool out of yourself in more ways then one. Because first and foremost I'll admit I didn't exactly know how many title matches you've lost here in the WcF, I was just trying to make the point that the list is starting to get rather large. And what did you do? Well why you think you insulted me by taking the time to give me and everyone else a detailed list of your championship failures in this company all you really did you phucking moron is

!!!!PROVE MY POINT FOR ME!!!!
...And You HaD The Audacity To Accuse Me Of TALKING OUT OF MY ASS???

So thank you Kale seriously because well I was just trying to say you've had a tough time in title matches and you went above and beyond to show everyone exactly what the phuck I was talking about! I mean seriously everyone and their mama phucking knew I was being sarcastic when I said you had 12 title matches so why you decided to give me a list of them and then think you were insulting me is just baffling!

Because ok, let's pretend for a few seconds that you're not a total dumb shit, and let's say I wasn't exaggerating. You spent all that time and made all that effort to accomplish what? Prove to the world that I didn't know how many title matches you've lost in a row? OK you want me to admit I got the number of times you've failed wrong?...OK fine

!!!!I WAS WRONG!!!!
...Um, Good Job Kale?...You Really Got Me THERE!!!

There! Satisfied? Still feel like you accomplished what you set out to? You still think you insulted me? Still think going out of your way to make sure I and everyone else now knows the exact amount of title matches you've failed in was a good way to insult me?

***NOTE TO KALE***
Since You Need Help For Things Like This, I Think It's Only Fair That I Point Out That This Is One Of Those Times Where I Am Being Sarcastic...Don't Worry You'll Catch On Eventually...MayBe?
***NOTE TO KALE***

Because again you phuckin idiot, I and everyone else can see right through your pathetic attempt to match wits with me for what it really is. Everyone especially you at this point can see that you really can't even call this a match of wits because that would imply that you can compete with me here which you CLEARLY

!!!!C.A.N.N.O.T.!!!!
And Here I Was Thinking Joel Hall Was The Biggest Dumb Ass To Ever Compete For The Internet Championship!!!

So as of right now I would like to offically and formally apologize to Mr. Hall and gladly announce that he has been replaced by The BITCH FROM BEVERLY HILLS Kale Windsor! Because while that phucking jackass was probably sitting in front of his computer screen with a stupid ass smirk on his face thinking his last post was good enough to get the job done, ultimatley he is going to find that this attempt to win the Internet Title are just like all his other attempts to win any title in this company in the sense that it's

!!!!!EXTREMLY F'N WEAK!!!!!
AND WILL LEAD TO NOTHING BUT FAILURE!!!

***NOTE TO WCF***
Make Sure to Keep The PROPER TALLY, LET THE RECORD SHOW THAT THIS WILL BE THE 5th STRAIGHT TITLE LOSS FOR MR. WINDSOR AND NOT THE 13th, BC WE CAN'T HAVE ANYONE MAKING THAT MISTAKE
***NOTE TO WCF***

...And the bad news (well in Kale's case at least) is that it doesn't stop there...As a matter of fact the stupidity only gets worse from here. Because I am still trying my damndest to figure out where an insignificant little jerk off like Kale Windsor gets off talking down to me like I haven't accomplished anything. I mean did this kid really try to sit there and throw the fact that I failed to win the Hardcore Title in my face?

???SeRiOuSLy???
...I Mean You're JoKiNG RIGHT?

Once again Kale you're absolutely right! I did fail to win the WcF Hardcore Champion from Roy Speede, but if we are being honest here DUMB ASS that wasn't all that insulting coming from you considering the fact that

!!!!YOU'VE FAILED TO WIN EVERY TITLE MATCH YOUR FAGGOT ASS HAS EVER F'N HAD!!!!
So I Tell ya What LAME ASS I'LL GO AHEAD AND SKIP THE POT AND KETTLE JOKES HERE!!!

Because I figured you would go the whole Johnny has only won the Internet title route, because let's face it what else do you have to go on, because well other than that all you really had going was the me not being able to count thing which I just pointed out was pathetic! But let's take a few moments and really think about how stupid those claims are. You wanna sit there and say I've already peaked and well all I've accomplished in the WcF is two internet title runs, ok that's fine. OK i'll bite.

See Kale you and I have been in this company about the same amount of time, and well again you pointed out that all I have to my name are two Internet Championships...Which again I find it absurd that I have to point out to you that I have won something twice that you have failed to win twice! You can say I have already peaked as the Internet Champion, and if we are going on that logic then you my friend have peaked as a phucking JOBBER who can only win number one contendership matches. But the fact of the matter is Kale that is just a matter of your opinion and well I think the one and only thing you have accomplished or established during your tenure here in this company is that your two cents just like your wrestling ability is absolutely

!!!!F'N WORTHLESS!!!!
...And SENSELESS...HA SEE WHAT I DID THERE?

Because really Kale while you think you have insulted me with your faggoty ass posts you have done nothing but what you accused me of which is talking out of your ass. Because while you sit there and try to play down my accomplishments you have nothing to back your moronic statements up with. So really you are just running your cocksucker just to speak. Which really by the time Im done shoving each and every last one of your idiotic thoughts back down your cum stained throat you are going to wish you would have taken my advice and kept that man pleasing hole two inches below your nose

!!!!F'N SHUT!!!!
Because After This Championship FAILURE YOU'RE REALLY GUNNA LOOK STUPID!!!

Because for someone like you to run down my accomplishments like I have accomplished nothing is a phucking JOKE! Again why I have to point out that insults about accomplishing nothing coming from someone who has literally accomplished nothing at the end of the day just isn't that insulting is really beyond me. Because the fact of the matter is princess that you can knock me being Internet Champion all day, but that only makes you look like a phucking idiot because here you are CHALLENGING FOR THE INTERNET CHAMPIONSHIP AGAIN (for the 3rd time...which is not an exaggeration by the by)

I mean you sit there and claim I think this is gunna be a walk in the park, but really Kale let me ask you...I mean really switch places with me for a second, which would involve you going back and listening to all of that crap that fell out of your mouth and I mean really listen to it, and soak in every drop of stupidity and ask yourself if you blame me for thinking this one is going to be easy. I mean the shit you've said during just your first post is so got damn stupid I am having trouble wraping my head around it.

You sit there and name dropped the people who have taken turns kicking the phuck out of you, yet you spoke about them like you actually won the matches. I mean seriously I'm trying my best not to sit here and laugh at your stupid ass as you sit there and told us all how you got your ass kicked by Eric Price, Stuart Slane, and Steve Orbit and just because those guys are talented is the reason you are going to defeat me for the Internet title? Because you stepped in the ring and "came close" to winning their titles?...NEWZFLASH MORON BECAUSE ONE THING YOU SEEMED TO HAVE FORGOTTEN IS

!!!!YOU LOST THOSE MATCHEZ!!!!
IT DON'T MATTER WHAT KIND OF EFFORT YOU PUT UP PUSSY YOU STILL FAILED!!!

So just because you wrestled men you think are better than me doesn't mean JACK SHIT so why you even tried to make a point out of that is ridicilious because if you wanna play that game you phucking idiot fine! You wanna run down my Internet title reigns well ask yourself this question...Who did I beat for my Internet titles huh?...Since you are all about name dropping and making list I prepared one of my own...Only there is one difference between your list and mine...Mine is actually a list of people I uhh

!!!!D.E.F.E.A.T.E.D.!!!!!
AS OPPOSED TO A LIST OF PEOPLE THAT BEAT THE PISS OUT OF ME!!!

I won my first Internet Championship from...Odin Balfore...Who if you check the history books is a former World Champion!

And then I won my second and the belt that currently sits and will continue to rest around my waist from Nathan Von Libert, two of the biggest names in this company...Now what's that got to do with me stomping all over your bitch ass face this week?...NOTHIN...But according to your stupid ass logic, the fact that I stepped into the ring with big names like that and came out victorious means I should be in and out of our match quicker than the first time you got raped by your father in middle school!

Yet you had the nerve to ask me what I've accomplished in this company?...Kale again I have to ask

???SERIOUSLY???
WHERE DOES AN INSIGNIFICANT J-BRONE LIKE YOU GET OFF ASKING ME THAT???

What have I accomplished? What have you accomplished? I am a two time and current Internet Champion, not to mention Tommy Kain and I are the number one contenders to the Tag Team Titles. But for real, all bullshit aside you want to know what I've accomplished in this company? I thought long and hard about it and I have the perfect answer for you asshat!...And here it is

Q From Kale Windsor: Johnny Stylez What Have You Accomplished?

A: MORE THAN YOU HAVE OR EVER WILL PUSSY!!!!

Because here is the thing Kale, not only am I going to ram my boot and your own stupidity down your phucking throat at Slam this week, but I am also going to shove the truth down there as well. And the truth is Kale the claims that you made about me, and what I have done in this company are things you only said because you had nothing else to say. They are things you made up to give your sorry ass hope as you head into a situation you know you can't lost and hope to maintain any kind of credibility! Because as stupid as you have made yourself seem over the last day or so I still find it hard to believe that you are that phucking

!!!!D.U.M.B.!!!!!
But Who Knows Ive Been WRONG BEFORE???

Because you know I've accomplished more than you have and well the truth is bitch beating me is a much bigger deal then defeating you because another hard truth you are gunna have to accept is I am beginning to feel left out because I am the only champion in this company who hasn't kicked your ass and denied you a Championship honor. But come Slam I scratch my name off that list, only this time I accomplish something none of those guys you listed were able to. Because this failure is going to be your most crushing one. Because not only am I going to hand you your fifth straight title loss, but I am going to take whatever shred of dignity and credibility you have left and I am going to make it

!!!!F'N VANISH!!!
Just Like The Thought Of You Being THE RISING STAR IN THE WCF

Which brings me to my final point, because believe me I could keep going for days because but pointing out all the different ways you are a moron is tiring. Among your many pointless arguments you sat there and said that you never claimed to be "The Fastest Rising Star" in the WcF...But that you were "The Rising Star In the WcF"...Ok again forgive me for the slight grammitical error, but would you mind telling me and everyone else

???WHAT THE PHUCKING DIFFERENCE IS???
Or Should We Just Go Ahead And Call This
!!!!REASON#49586498658!!!!
Kale Windsor Is A F'N DUMB SHIT!!!

Because the truth is Kale, you have proved just with two post that you are not worthy to hold this title! You have proven that you are nothing more than a jobber with a chip on his shoulder, which given your position is understandable because well being a loser is frustrating, or so I would imagine. But the fact is you're gunna have to come up with a better argument or better reason for you defeating me this week at Slam than anything you have given so far. And let me go ahead and tell ya that changing your nickname and gimmick over night

!!!!AINT THE WAY TO GO!!!!
Because You Can CALL YOURSELF WHATEVER YOU WANT Cause At The END OF THE DAY YOU'RE STILL A
!!!!DIP SHIT!!!!
...AND FAILURE!!!

The Darkness Kale Windsor?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Who the phuck came up with that lame shit? Over night you went from The Rising Star, to the Darkness? Man those two nicknames are exact opposites yet they have one very important thing in common...And that my friend is that

!!!!NEITHER ONE OF THEM DESCRIBE YOU!!!!
Because As You Have Proven Yourself YOU AINT A STAR AND YOU DAMN SURE AINT RISING...And Well
!!!!!YOU'RE ABOUT AS DARK!!!!
AS A GOT DAMN CHRISTMAS TREE!!!

I know you are trying to change your image up, because well your last gimmick was like a low rent generic Eric Price, not to mention that if you were really were THE RISING STAR of the WcF you probably wouldn't be 0-4 in title matches...I'm just sayin. So you wan't people to be intimidated by you, because you know that with each passing week you are becoming more of a joke. But the bad news we already know who and what you are. You can call yourself The Darkness all you want, but all you will ever be to us is that "Platinum Spoon" Beverly Hills Disney Channel Reject BITCH who wants to cash in on the "dark" gimmick that seems to be the cool thing in the WcF these days. Your little attitude change doesn't make you dark, because to me and the rest of us all it really makes you look like is a 16 year old girl throwing a temper tantrum because Daddy didn't buy her a BMW on her birthday.

You keep saying I should take notice of your past few matches, but Kale that is exactly what I have done and I'm sorry but I'm still confused on what you are trying to teach me here?...I mean I caught your match last week, and to me it had the same result, you having your head slammed on the mat, you getting pinned...So what lesson are you trying to teach again?

???COMING UP SHORT 101???
...GET A GRIP DIP SHIT!!!

Again if you pulled your head out of your ass long enough you would see that if anyone needs to learn from the other you sir could learn a thing or two about a thing or two from me. Because unlike you every single challenge I have faced in this company I have found a way to over come. The Internet Championship was once taken from me and I found a way to get it back. You claim I am a disgrace to this division, well let me tell ya somethin slap ass, why don't you take that Platinum Spoon of yours and shove it up your gimmick shifting, wanna be, never gunna be, second place, stupid ass because the only way you are getting your hands on my Internet Championship is over my dead phuckin body!

!!!!SoaK!!!!
!!!!SoMe!!!!
!!!!UP!!!!!!
DIP SHIT CAUSE THAT'S ABOUT THE ONLY OPTION YOU HAVE LEFT!!!

[Tim]

@theiowanmassacre

I stopped caring long ago, Stylez. Get over it and let Windsor kick your ass.

[Johnny Stylez]

@donofdi$Re$PeCT419


LaDIeZ and GeNTLeMeN, this shit is just sad, I don't know whether to laugh or phucking cry, because I sit back and listen to the things my opponent Kale Windsor has to say and I am just taken back by how stupid, pathetic, and like I said just flat out

!!!!F'N SAD!!!!
I Mean It's To The Point It's Almost Hard To WATCH!!!

I mean I know the object of this division is to run your mouth, but Kale listening to the utter bullshit that falls out of your mouth is just getting redicilious!

Because here is the thing Kale, I've sat around and thought of ways to reply to your utter

!!!!!F'N NoNSeNSe!!!!
Because Let's Be REAL ABOUT ONE THING HERE PHUCK STICK Anything And EVERYTHING YOU HAVE SAID SINCE JUMP STREET IS STRICTLY THAT!!!

Because the thing is everything and I do mean every single comment you have made, every single accusation, every single insult you have tried to throw my way, I can flip around and use it against you ten times phucking worse. For instance you keep bringing up the fact that I'm delusional?...When clearly if this was a competition that was strictly based off of which one of us was further off the reservation you sir would be winning by a

!!!!GOT DAMN MILE!!!!
Which Is Sad Considering I Haven't Seen My Sobriety Since You've Won A Match...What's YOUR PHUCKIN EXCUSE?

I mean seriously DooD, each and every last one of your idiotic statements seems to have come from this little world that you have created inside of that very elaborate imagination of yours. Because you are clearly living in a world that simply does not phucking exist! Because the world you are living in, is one where people are intimidated by you and respect you, and clearly jerk off that aint the case, because there isn't a single mother phucker on this roster that views you as a threat, or that respects you. With the execption of Joel Hall, and well he's every bit of a moron as you are so he doesn't phucking count!

I mean are you even listening to yourself Kale, I mean really kid? How you can sit there and say some of the shit you are saying and sit there and act like it's real is beyond me. Like this whole Darkness thing...I think I'll join my boy Tommy Kain and the rest of the WcF when I say

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
...REALLY DOOD???

I mean like I said last time I understand you needed to go through a little gimmick change considering how bad the Rising Star shit tanked, but The Darkness? How you came up with that one is way beyond my realm of understanding, but let me put it to you like this dip shit. No one, not a single phucking person with a functioning brain is gunna buy that shit, based on a little concept that you have seemed to have totally thrown out the phucking window called

!!!!CoMMoN SeNsE!!!!
Because Clearly Phuck Mook You Are About As Dark As The GOT DAMN DISNEY CHANNEL!!!

One week you present yourself as the silver spoon beverly hills 90210 gimmick that is about as over done and lame as you're gunna get, and then seemingly over the course of the week you totally change directions and you want people refer to you as THE DARKNESS? Maybe that shit would work in some other two bit bingo hall promotion, but when you are in a company with guys like Oblivion, NVL, and Henri Ducos, a little insignificant cunt like you just doesn't measure up. And I mean whats so dark about you in the first place pussy? And the answer to that question my moronic friend is why it is

!!!!!Y.O.U.!!!!!
WHO IS THE JOKE/LAUGHING STOCK OF THE WRESTLING CHAMPIONSHIP FEDERATION!!!

Because you aren't really dark, you just called yourself that because you know you needed another gimmick. Because you know calling yourself THE RISING STAR is like Elton John calling himself STRAIGHT! This little change of yours is like what happened when Vanilla Ice tried to become a hardcore rapper. Sorry DUMB ASS but the ship has set sail on that one. Everyone who has the displeasure of knowing your stupid ass already sees you as this spoiled little rich kid who in his spare time tries to be a pro wrestler, the key word in that sentence dip shit is TRIES! And really thats the phucking problem with the wrestling business today is that they have countless senseless and pathetic morons JUST LIKE YOU running around claiming to be things that everyone and their mama knows

!!!!THEY ARE NOT!!!!
Because The Fact Is You Can Call Shit By Any Other Name In The World But At The End Of The DAY SHIT IS STILL
!!!!S.H.I.T.!!!!!
...AND THAT MY FRIEND IS PRECISLEY WHAT YOU ARE!!!!

Yet if you want an even more fitting analogy to describe you and your career here in the WcF I think the most fitting comparison would be to compare you to

!!!!JeRKiNg OFF!!!!
BeCaUsE

1. It requires a lot of imagination to begin with, and really the act of it requires you to fantasize about shit that aint really happening much like your preception of you and your in ring abilites
2. Like your matches you put in a great deal of effort and work to get to a disappointing pay off
3. And the biggest similarity is of course the climax because just like your matches when it's over you are left with nothing but a mess and your dick in your hand as you snap out of your fantasy and realize it didn't really happen and all you really got out of it was another phuckin mess to clean up!

Because it's like this asshat, all of this. Everything you have said from the very beginning is nothing but a fantasy! You switched gimmicks over night and you expect me and everyone else to think you are some kind of a bad ass?

!!!!BITCH PLEASE!!!!
WE ARE NOT ALL AS DIM WITTED AND FOOLISH AS YOU ARE!!!

And if you think for two got damn seconds that I busted my ass to get this Internet Championship back around my waist just to drop it to a lame ass like you then you my friend need to sit the next couple of plays out and leave the thinking up to someone who is actually phucking good at it!

Because just because you say this Internet division is a joke doesn't mean that it is, because really dip shit the only phucking joke in this entire situation is not me or the Championship the real joke my friend is

!!!!YOU!!!!
AND EVERYTHING YOU SAY AND PHUCKING STAND FOR!!!

Only this is one of those jokes that no one really laughs at because two weeks ago you were a joke now you are just phucking pathetic! Because at least two weeks ago you stuck to your guns and still came out here and acted like who you really are. Now you are coming out here with this lame ass gimmick you have tried to pick up and can't even phucking pull that shit off!

Because really at the end of the day you asked me what I have accomplished and the last time I answered that question I kind of rushed through it because I had already spent eons pointing out the countless ways you helped me prove my point that you are the biggest phucking moron in this company so let me more thoroughly answer that question for you. Because the fact that this title is once again in my posession is a true testament to what I have accomplished in this company and while you sit there and try to discredit it like it's meaningless I on the other hand have the truth on my side which is something you haven't the slightest phucking grasp on. Because let's be real about one thing Kale you are using the most obvious and pitiful material because you don't have much to go on to begin with. So of course you are going to try and make it look like I haven't really accomplished anything because well look at you. When it comes to credibility you don't have a phucking leg to stand on because as far as credibility is concerned

!!!!YOU DON'T F'N HAVE ANY!!!!
BECAUSE LIKE THE RECORD BOOKS SHOW THE ONLY THING YOU DO WELL IS FAIL!!!

Me on the other hand, I lost that title and from the moment I lost it I made a vow to myself and everyone in this company that I would not rest until this belt was right back where it phucking belonged which is around my got damn waist, and the owner of this company did everything he could to keep that from happening. So I jumped through hoop after phucking hoop until I accomplished what I said I would and I fought through the WAR match and a very angry and talented Nathan Von Libert and I now have the prize I fought for. And NVL and I tore the phucking house down and won match of the week. Now Kale after hearing that and knowing that you saying I have accomplished nothing just makes you look phucking stupid especially when you sit there and tell me to go back and pay attention to your matches because all I've seen from your matches is you coming up short which is a nice way of saying

!!!!YOU F'N LOST!!!!
BUT I'M DONE BEING NICE I'M DONE PLAYING GAMES!!!

Because this week at Slam I am going to prove why I am the rightful owner of this title, bcause when we climb in that ring I am going to show you what it means to talk the walk and walk the walk, because so far in this company all you have proven to be is talk! And I don't need a lame ass nickname to describe who I am, because who I am and what I do speaks for itself! And besides how is it going to make you look again when you sit here and let your mouth write checks your ass can't phucking cash, because like I told you bitch talk is cheap and if all you have is your lame ass

~$~ TWO CENTZ ~$~
WELL THAT CHECK IS GUNNA BOUNCE JUST LIKE YOUR PHUCKING HEAD WILL OFF THE MAT WHEN I PHUCKING DROP YOU ON IT!!!

Because you can say that this title doesn't mean this or that, and that's fine I've been dealing with that shit forever, and every time a lame ass like you pops up and says that I smack their stupid asses back down and prove them wrong, because this title is a symbol of everything I have accomplished in this company and it's gunna take a lot more than a new nickname and a couple of weak ass empty phucking promises to take it from me!

Ohh and by the by 1986 Called and Freddy Kruger said you can keep the catch phrase because after seeing a phuck mook like you use it it's now about as worthless as pretty much as everything else that falls out of that man pleasing hole of yourz!

SO I hope you are ready Kale, because this week you are going to have to wake up on Monday morning look your pathetic and smashed up face and know that you failed again! Only this time hopefully you will learn that the reason you keep failing is because of the dip shit will be staring right back at you in that mirror! Because the truth is the reason you decided to switch up gimmicks is because you have no phucking clue who you truly are and that is why you have fallen victim time and time again, because the rest of us know exactly who you are. Which is why Tommy Kain had such a huge laugh at your expense along with the rest of the WcF roster, because we all know who you are deep down. So like I said eariler you can call yourself whatever you want but at the end of the day you aint nothin but that BEVERLY HILLZ BITCH BOY

!!!!J-BRONE P.U.S.S.Y.!!!!
THAT THE REST OF US USE AS A PHUCKING DOORMAT!!!

Because like I said the reason you will not defeat me and the reason you will not represent this company as the champion of the Internet is simply because you can hardly represent yourself. Because really the truth is every single time you have opened your mouth you have pretty much done my job and proved my point for me that you are nothing more than an imbecile who pretends to be something he clearly is not...Because again I hate to keep going back to this but

???THE DARKNESS???
SeRiOuSLy???

Here is a list of things that are darker than you...Just so you get the picture asshat

***THINGS THAT ARE DARKER THAN KALE WINDSOR***

1. Sesame Street
2. Nightlights
3. The Halloween Movies Shown on ABC Family
4. Christmas Lights
5. The Catholic Church
6. Synn's Vagina
7. Pixie Sticks
8. The Disney Channel
9. Snookie From Jersey Shore
10. Kenny G

And the bad news is I could keep going. So Kale before you sit there and offer me warning to keep my mouth shut or try anything else I've already told you, why don't you sit there and listen to yourself for just five got damn minutes and think about whether or not you really wanna choke back down all that bullshit because I phucking promise you the only thing that is going to happen at Slam is you being force fed your own bullcrap along with my boot as I humiliate you unlike any other person you have faced thus far. Because just like you i too have a lot to prove this week. This week I prove to the WcF what this Internet title means to me and this company and I am going to prove to anyone else who may have their eye on this title what is going to happen if they even think about stepping up and trying to take it. So in a sense my reign begins with you!

Because you are every bit of worthless that I say you are, but ultimately they will look back on your career and see that the highlight of it will be the day you climbed in the ring with Johnny Stylez and got your ass handed to you, because the same result will follow anyone else who comes after you to try and take this from me! Ima tell you like I told Stuart Slane and NVL, this is my division and my title, and anyone who tries to get in the way of that is going to fall at my feet, and well Stuart Slane just got off the shelf and well since you are so keen about people going back and watching matches why don't you go back a few weeks and see what happened to NVL when he tried to take this from me!

So before you sit there and tell me how pathetic it is that people that have already whipped your simple ass are taking pot shots at me, why don't you spend time thinking about things that you really need to be worrying about. For instance what kind of excuse you are going to have to come up with after losing another title match, or what hospital you are going to wind up in, or what kind of medical procedure you are going to have to endure to get my boot off your ass! Because really Kale that is the only thing you need to concern yourself with.

I would offer you another warning to keep your mouth shut, but for once I am not going to do that, because the more you run your cocksucker the easier my job is. Because the more you run your mouth the dumber you sound, and the more enjoyable it will be for me to smash that Beverly Hills face of yours into the mat until you look like you wound up on the wrong street in Compton! So get ready for the single most humiliating and monumental assbeating you have ever recieved Kale, because as the Champion of the Internet it is my job to put senseless, worthless, and pathetic dip shits like you in their place! And you and I both already know that here in the WcF your place is with most people and that happens to be

!!!BeNeaTH ME!!!!
And Then After I'm Done YOU CAN RETURN TO JERKING THE CURTIAN FOR THOSE OF US WHO DON'T SUCK AT THIS!!!

There I think I've pretty much covered everything the only thing left to say at this juncture is

!!!!SoaK!!!!
!!!!SoMe!!!!
!!!!!UP!!!!!!
And I Really Mean That, I Mean What Have You To Lose Besides ANOTHER TITLE MATCH?...DIP SHIT!!!

[Kale Windsor]

Sunday November 11, 2012


D00dz0rz!!111 lOoK aT mY aWeSoMe TyPiNg!!!11


I could really care less about what Johnny Stylez has to say at this point. His words are nothing more than a mere glance into the world of a pathetic child. I mean after all who in the world that is over the age of seventeen types with the "aLtErNaTiNg CaPs"? Seriously I mean look it up, go on take a browser stroll over to Google, you will see the Urban dictionary meaning for this is:

aLtErNaTiNg CaPs
1. A very pointless way of typing! read: not cute.
2. When idiot n00bs type.
3. A way of talking on the internet. Mostly done by blonde ditzes who think it's cool.
4. dUmB sHiT, dOn'T dO iT!!!


alternating caps disorder
1. A condition in which an individual irrationally abandons normal conventions of typing in an effort to plague the internet with annoying hogwash such as: "rEmEmBerRrZZzz tHe Lil bLacKIE aNd ThE oOziNaToR?!?1 roFolzers lolZears Omgzz!"; may be susceptible to spelling things incorrectly.

And this is really what is representing the WCF's Internet Championship? Really, Seriously? A child with at least a fifth grade education could do better than this and Stylez really seems to think that he is like some king of the internet with that shit. Pathetic really when you think about it. Sad but true. It's clear who the loser is in life and dude not dood it's you. So let's try something here Stylez, you learn proper English and internet typing etiquette then I will respond to your posts but until then you are no more a match of the wits than you are a match in the ring.



Posted by Kale Windsor at 4:33AM

[tommykain]

Ermygherd, Johnny Stylez talks funny.

Come on man, if you are gonna make this game this easy what is the point of playing?

But for reals, this is already bad enough so I'm gonna stay out of it and hope Stylez don't feel too guilty when it's done. Because good lord and three wooden nickels this ain't gonna be any less than a terrible, horrifying, nightmare of a beating.

A horror show man, blood and gore and guts man.

So stay tune next week when Kale takes his career in another direction and becomes an angry golfer named Chip Fairway or a psychotic construction worker named Hank McHardhatz.