Internet Title Match Windsor v Stylez

[Johnny Stylez]

Well, well I'd say it's about FuGGiN TIME...The WcF Champion of the Internet stepped in the ring to defend MY CHAMPIONSHIP. But the thing is of all the people why in the phuck am I wasting my time against a phuck mook like

???KaLe WiNDSoR???
...WHO THE PHUCK IS KALE WINDSOR???

The answer to that question, which you will all discover by the time all is said and done this week is that Kale Windsor is hands down without a shadow of a doubt the most over hyped disappoinement the WcF has seen since Al Envy, and even so I think Kale gives Al a run for his money, and I can say that because I know Al

!!!!PeRSoNaLLy!!!!
...And Well I Think Al Has Still Provided The WcF With More Entertainment Than Kale Windsor Ever Has OR WILL!!!

Because once upon a time I know this asshat used to refer to himself as the fastest rising star in the WcF...Well forgive me but

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THIS BITCH IS HARDLY EVEN A STAR!!!

What is this like his 12th title match?

This dipshit must take lessons from Hunter Valentyne because both of them like to sit there and make bullshit claims like they are some kind of a big deal without a lick of proof or sense! We are supposed to buy into their bullshit because

???THEY SAY SO???
BITCH PLEASE TALK IS CHEAP, BUT I GUESS THAT'S WHY EVERYONE BuYz IT!!!

Only I'm gunna go ahead and tell both of you two dip shitz to save your two cents because as far as the both of you concerned your two centz much like everything else about the both of you is pretty much

!!!! F'N WoRTHLe$$!!!!
Much Like Kale's Every Attempt Thus Far To BECOME A CHAMPION IN THIS COMPANY!!!

So let me pose one very serious and very important question to you Mr. Windsor, because what are you going to say?...Or even better what kind of excuse are you going to make for your sorry ass after you have been made a fool, and failure out of yet again by the WcF's REAL FASTEST RISING STAR AND CHAMPION OF THE INTERNET? Which again is really why I suggested you keep your mouth shut because at the end of the week you are just going to end up choking back down all your bullshit in the first place, ya know along with my boot! Because I got a newz flash for ya dickhead this week if nothing else along with your own bullshit the one bitter pill your sorry ass is going to have to swallow is something you lost grips with a very long time ago and that my friend is

!!!!THE TRUTH!!!!
...And The TRUTH IS PHUCK MOOK THAT THE NAME KALE WINDSOR IS ASSOCIATED WITH NOTHING BUT
!!!!FaiLuRe!!!!
BeCaUse SO FAR THAT IS THE ONLY THING YOU HAVE PROVEN TO BE GOOD AT!!!

...Well that and your impeccable Hunter Valentyne impression! But here is the facts kid, because let's pretend that there is still a small part of you that still believes into that bullshit hype of you being the fastest rising star and all of that, by the end of this week I am going to stomp out whatever remains of that, and you can quote me on that one bucko, because by the time the ref pulls me off of your lifeless carcass I will make sure that it is known beyond a shadow of a doubt that you are nothing more than what I said you are and that is a curtian jerking, J-BRONE DiCKHeaD, whose only claim to fame is ALMOST getting the job done! But the bad news there MoRoN is that ALMOST ONLY PHUCKING COUNTZ IN

!!!!HoRsEShOeZ & HaNDGReNaDeZ!!!!
AND EVEN THOUGH THIS IS NEITHER OF THOSE, THIS SHIT IS STILL ABOUT TO BLOW UP IN YOUR BITCH ASS FACE

After the PaRaGoNa of AMERICANA slaps you phuckin silly and makes you

!!!!SoaK!!!!
!!!!SoMe!!!
!!!!!UP!!!!!
In Front Of All your FriEnDZ, FanZ, and FamiLY....BOTH OF THEM!!!

[huntervalentyne]

@verbalviolation

Nice to know you can still get over by dropping my fuggin name, kid. The fact of the matter is you are a shell of what you used to be. The only reason you have this internet championship that you keep telling yourself matters is because Stuart Slane no longer needed it.

The sad part is you are hanging on to the delusion that you are relevant to the WCF. You lost yet again to Slane last week. Two years ago you would have smashed him into a million little scout pieces.

The question I have for you my brother is are you ever going to be relevant again? Are you ever going to be the unstoppable Johnny Stylez that half of the fed tries to be and can't and the other half bitches about? Or are you going to continue to be Han Solo or whatever lame shit you think can get yo over in the WCF. Try being yourself bitch.

Unfortunately my words will no jerk you out of your stupor. I am just going to have to beat the ever living shit out of you to show you that being a Misfit is a disgrace o all that is Johnny Stylez.
You might point out that I am not in this match to which my retort would be that I cold give less than a fuck as usual. It seems this is the only place I can find you anymore.

I pinned Windsor with a Valentyme last week. See if you are no too far removed from what used to be Johnny Stylez to beat this second rate piece of shit. And leave the Star Wars geek shit to your tag partner who is soon to have his ass kicked by me.

#ItsOnlyFunnyBecuzItsTrue

[tommykain]

Oh no, Not Hunter Valentyne.

Christ on a slice of wheat bread man.

Everywhere I look in this place, its bloodless this, cancer that. Good gravy man. The fact of the matter is this Hunt, everybody with at least a half a brain cell to rub against some lighter flint knows exactly what you are doing.

We all know that this is your grand attempt at, well to basically do what you always do, jump up and down and scream for attention like a two year girl at her best friend's birthday party.

So go ahead Hunter, we are all looking at you now, say what you need to say. But if you think we are going to waste any quality time addressing you and your here today, gone tomorrow ass, you are sadly mistaken.

See I'm going to win the WCF classic and you're going to continue beating on people who either don't matter or have been lulled to sleep by your narcolepsy inducing tirades. But maybe, maybe if I get a spare minute or two, I'll gladly be your sixty second huckleberry, because believe me brocephus, that is all the long it will take for me to kick your teeth so far down your throat you will be able to chew with your hind parts.

[huntervalentyne]

@verbalviolation

Well Well Well if it isn't the guy who killed the legend of Johnny Stylez. Your rant made really little sense on so many levels so allow me to retort to your completely lame twitter reference without a twitter handle.

First of all there is no way in fuggin hell you are winning the WCF classic. Because I will make damned sure you don't win a fuggin thing. You won your first round match congrats.

I promise you that you will not win a fucking thing until you bleed at my hands. I am going to beat you bloody because I can and have always been able to. You see I am not the has been who listens to your pathetic shit. I am the real deal.

You will not turn me into a Star Wars geek and have me talking to a damned goat because I am better than you and always have been. So step up if you got a set. OF course Ophelia Pain would be the first to tell you that you don;t have a set so compensate like you have since the day I met you.