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Post by Tim on Dec 9, 2012 11:39:49 GMT -5
@theninja
@youngkchris I think you're dad taught you the wrong things. You see, young naive one. If I were deadly, it means that I'm like a gorilla. A silent gorilla that can crush your bones without you noticing. So in other words, you're screwed kid. I may not be as young as you...
#sigh
...but I'm more wiser than you. Maybe a bit wider, considering the Doritos made me gain a bit of pounds.
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Post by ElBackfisto on Dec 9, 2012 11:40:43 GMT -5
@youngkchris
@theninja You think you're a ninja. How wise can you really be. Though Doritos do rock.
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Post by Tim on Dec 9, 2012 11:45:11 GMT -5
@theninja
Ah, grasshopper. I don't think I am a ninja.
I AM NINJA!
And I believe that you are ninja too. However, you have a lot to learn. I'll even teach you how to disguise yourself as a woman to sneak Doritos into the cinema. But at the matter at hand, we shall prove our skills in combat to see how much you learned from your master, Father Kane.
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Post by ElBackfisto on Dec 9, 2012 11:51:10 GMT -5
@youngkchris
@theninja Can you teach me how to mend a broken heart? Also, teach me how to dougie. #DatedJoke
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Post by Tim on Dec 9, 2012 11:56:49 GMT -5
@theninja
@youngkchris Boy, the answer to your heart problems is to go to a hospital. Maybe a beautiful medical student would recover it for you. But that's a secondary priority. What's more important is to keep your eye on your goals. Like winning the Internet Champion, if you have the skills to surpass me.
By the way, what the hell is a dougie?
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Post by ElBackfisto on Dec 9, 2012 11:58:34 GMT -5
@youngkchris
@theninja I think you should be called The Literal Ninja. Goodness. You know nothing of love, much like Will Hunting. Also the dougie was a popular dance a few years ago. It requires no skill.
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Post by Tim on Dec 9, 2012 12:04:50 GMT -5
@theninja
Well, my wisdom knows no bounds. But in all seriousness, win her back! You can't just live your live by getting your legs broken, then diagnosed with diabetes and have yourself struck by lightning! The sad part is that there won't be any loved one you've been latching on you knowing about this! She'll be in Vegas, making sweet love to some douche in a Colonel Sanders suit at the Casino Hotel! And I can't pay for that shit, let alone infiltrate their guest rooms!
By the way, if there's any dance that don't need skill, then anything is possible for me! But you might need to train on the battlefield of pain rather than listening to some mariachi group.
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Post by ElBackfisto on Dec 9, 2012 12:53:06 GMT -5
@youngkchris
@theninja Were you dropped on your head as a child? Just wondering.
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Post by Tim on Dec 9, 2012 17:38:46 GMT -5
@theninja
No. You're just too stupid to listen.
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Post by ElBackfisto on Dec 9, 2012 20:25:56 GMT -5
@youngkchris So I swear my supposed heterosexual aunt has been hitting on The Perfect Ten on Twitter. |
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Post by ElBackfisto on Dec 10, 2012 0:14:18 GMT -5
@youngkchris
Its Ally, Shannan. Nice to know you want to slob on my knob. #Champ
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Post by The Perfect Ten on Dec 10, 2012 1:30:53 GMT -5
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Post by ElBackfisto on Dec 10, 2012 1:35:23 GMT -5
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Post by The Perfect Ten on Dec 10, 2012 1:39:04 GMT -5
The Perfect Ten@youngkchris Two adult ladies having a nice conversation is all.
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Post by ElBackfisto on Dec 10, 2012 1:40:27 GMT -5
@youngkchris The Perfect Ten I'm trying not to pay attention to it because your display picture is asstastic. #Yum #WishIWasThreeYearsOlder |
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Post by The Perfect Ten on Dec 10, 2012 1:41:29 GMT -5
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Post by ElBackfisto on Dec 10, 2012 1:42:17 GMT -5
@youngkchris The Perfect Ten Stop being so damn hot and sexy.  Also, I might need your help with something if you can trust me. |
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Post by The Perfect Ten on Dec 10, 2012 1:44:44 GMT -5
The Perfect Ten@youngkchris Hmm... depending on what the something is... I might be able to help you out.
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Post by ElBackfisto on Dec 10, 2012 1:45:41 GMT -5
@youngkchris The Perfect Ten I'll DM you the details tomorrow. My red eye home is nearly there so I need sleep before school tomorrow. #Yawn |
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Post by The Perfect Ten on Dec 10, 2012 1:50:18 GMT -5
The Perfect Ten@youngkchris Sound's good. Ill be sure to check it. Keep those grades up!
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