IN$uLT-2-InJuRy

[Johnny Stylez]

@donofdi$Re$PeCT419

AS THE CHAMPION OF YOUR INTERNET, Myself and THE DRuNKeN OnE Tommy KaiN Would like to welcome you to a new era here in the Wrestling Championship Federation by bidding farewell to the old one. For those of you who caught Slam, you saw for yourselves how my boy Tommy Kain, who was drunker than Gravedigger's Mother the night she spread her legs inside of that Sizzler bathroom stall allowing that bus boy to impregnate her and concieve that worthless phucking douche bag known as GraceDiGGeR, beat the unholy hell out of GraveDigger'z two sidekick bitches who USED to be big names around here...

Take notice of that trend, because as OLDIN Balfore fell at my feet the week before, and as those two child molesting lackies of Gravediggers fell at Tommy's feet this week, the future has arrived gentlemen! And we are taking everything you stand for and think you have accomplished and we are going to piss all over it! Get ready boyz and bitchez to enter the era of IN$ULT-2-InJuRy...Staring THE COOL RIFLE ToMMy KaIN, and MYSELF, THE PARAGONA OF AMERICANA AND THE CHAMPION OF YOUR INTERNET...LA JOHNNY STYLEZ!...This is THE PART WHERE WE INVITE YOU TO

!!!!!SoaK!!!!!!
!!!!!SoMe!!!!!
!!!!!!UP!!!!!!!

ESPECIALLY YOU GRAVEDIGGER, because after you are done failing to win the WcF World Title, Tommy and I are coming to finish what he started when he kicked the crap out of your two cabanna boyz BY HIMSELF, because once upon a time you were a BIG NAME..and now THANX TO GUYZ LIKE US...YOU'RE JUST A PHUCKIN

!!!!A.S.S.H.A.T.!!!!!
Whose FiFTeeN MiNuTeZ ARe JusT ABOUT UP!!!

...Which is WhY I ALWAYZ SAY

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The Answer GraveDiGGeR IS YES...That'z ABOUT ALL YOU GOT LEFT PUSSY!!!

[tommykain]

I have nothing else to add except...


I TOLD YOU SO!

Tommy Kain does exactly what he says he is going to do each and every time. The WCF needs to realize what they unleashed when they hired good ol' tk on their world.

Everything burns

Everyone pays one way or another.

Johnny Styles holds the matches

Tommy Kain holds the gas can.

See ya real soon.

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@gravedigger

@donofdi$Re$PeCT419 Who is this again? Are you the guy that got kinda angry last night at Slam when I wouldn't tip him for carrying my bags from the limo last night? I hope not because I don't think Seth will be too happy hearing his ring crew is talking smack to his wrestlers on Twitter accounts.

[tommykain]

Awwww ain't that cute, old man Digger made a joke.

I mean it wasn't as funny as those two Special Olympians I kicked the hell out of, but still it was a good try.

What a maroon.

[The Polar Phantasm]

@icebergsix

Wow. How's the Darkside gonna claim they're a legit threat when the mighty Gravedigger can't even keep down a drunk and a stoner on the Internet? #KainStylez2012 #yeahisaidit

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@gravedigger

@icebergsix Someone apparently forgot to tell me your threat level is defined by how well you talk trash on Twitter. I guess that's why most of the best trash talkers on Twitter happen to also be the ones getting pinned in the ring each week. That should tell you something...

@kain Did you just call me a maroon? Really? You're quoting cartoon characters now?

[Doc Henry]

@confedchamp

Hey @gravedigger... Someone didn't tell these Boudles that it's the quiet ones they need to worry about ..

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@gravedigger

@confedchamp Oh they will learn. "I won two matches, that makes me a badass, imma carry a gas can and light everyone on fire." #putz

[tommykain]

One of those two matches was against a "legendary" tag team, at least that's what they tell me.

But as for you Graves, it never fails, anywhere I go there is always one guy.

One guy who USED to be something, who just can't let it go. Who will tell us over and over how awesome he is, hell even a few of his co-veterans will toot their horns in praise of his tradition.

And everywhere I go I kick that dumb mook's teeth down his throat. So I guess I'm saying it's not a matter of if, but more when and where I decide to humiliate you just like I humiliated your little twin Tool bags.

[tommykain]

Oh and Doc, I wasn't talking to you, you're a little further down the list, but we'll get to you in due time.

So keep playing UNO or whatever you do and wait til I knock on your door before you decide you need to be in grown up conversations.

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@gravedigger

tommykain I just want to get something straight before I respond. Are you saying that I'm someone who USED to be something?

[tommykain]

Big boy, I didn't mistype a damn thing.

But allow me to clarify, you USED to be a world champ, and from what I hear, people USED to speak your name and tremble, People USED to never dare to consider you with nothing but reverance.

But now, what are you?

Who are the people you choose to surround yourself with?

And how long before a guy like me exposes you for not being anywhere near what you USED to be?

These are the real questions Gravyboat. And I think what kills you inside, what really bothers you is that you already know the answers to each and every one of them.

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@gravedigger

tommykain You call those real questions? First of all, you and ZMac and the others revere the world title too much and put it on a fuckin pedestal. that's why guys like you two will never even get a taste of the belt.

tommykain I haven't gone for the belt until recently because I wasn't concerned with the damn thing. Only the best in the company get put into the title matches at the PPV. In case you were already passed out drunk the other night, I'm in that match at Blast.

tommykain Like I told your fellow bottom feeder the other day, please keep making fun of the people I associate with, you keep making yourself look stupid and ignorant. There's a reason behind everything I do.

tommykain Finally, because I'm not going to sit on twitter all night, when I win the world title at Blast, you're not getting a shot at the belt. Why? Because you're not fucking good enough to get in the ring with me.

[tommykain]

Gravy is that a tear in your eye, are you reminiscing about days gone by.

You see I don't revere any title. I've had more than my share.

As for your illustrious career, I will do more than you in the next six months than you have done with your entire miserable existence, bank on that.

And in terms of your associates, how can I not make fun of them. I know why you hang out with them, it's because they are the only people dumb enough to think you are worth a damn.

And as for the World title, of course you would never GIVE me a title shot, but no worries, if I want one I'll just take it.

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@gravedigger

tommykain A tear in my eye? Reminiscing about days gone by? When did I even bring up my past or do any of that? Please try and make more sense when you talk shit

tommykain You'll do more in six months than I have in my entire miserable existence? You want to make an actual bet on that? In my first six months here I was world champion, tag champion, and War IV winner. I can bet with 10000% certainty that you can't do those things. I'd be surprised if you managed a tag team championship during your six months.

You want to talk about how much better you are then me, then let's see you back it up. There's no way in hell that you'll win the War event, we won't even have to wait six months to see if you can back up your words. The War event is coming up soon.

Oh and this isn't the streets where you take what you want, homeboy. This is a professional wrestling company, you earn your shot and you take it when it's given to you.

[tommykain]

Well Gravyboat, don't take it personal, I'm pretty sure I'm better than most of the WCF roster from what I've seen.

But as for the rest of your angry ramblings...

I don't know what the WAR event is, but if you won it, it couldn't have been that tough.

It also seems like everybody here has been the tag champs at least once, almost like they just issue the damn things to any two people that hang out together long enough, I mean weren't you're two little pound puppies tag champs at one point?

Nuff' said there I reckon.

As for the World Title and the "Streets" I supposedly grew up in.

Well the thing about this business is closed mouths don't get fed and it tends to be more apt to help those that help themselves.

So while you might have been content to sit around and wait for the call, I tend to be a little bit more proactive. Like I said, I take what I want, I don't give people choices in the matter.

It's just kind of my thing.

[Johnny Stylez]

@donofdi$Re$PecT419

And that's besidez the point Tommy, when GravyTRaIn over there started in this company it was the year 2000, so of course we could never accomplish in six months what he did because well he and those two small bus children you kicked the shit out of by yourself last week were about all the talent that was here.

@gravytrain...You aint nothing but a bitter old phuck who knows he is losing his spot to the quicker and younger crowd who is about two clicks away from stomping all over your bitch ass face! Do yourself a favor phuckstick, and spare us the diatribe, because aint nothin gunna happen with that cept me and GooD OLE TK, shoving each and every last one of those bitch ass statements you make, right back down your old, rotting THROAT!!!

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Winning the War event isn't that tough? Hahahahaha you really are a joke!

[tommykain]

Didn't you say you won that thing.

Then how hard can it really be?

I suppose Bishop and Priest probably won it too.

And The hotdog vendor

And Herman that janitor with the creepy mole and the lazy, yellow eye.

[Deleted]

No you buffoon. Only a few people have managed to win the event. All but one is in the hall of fame in WCF. Every response of yours talking about how easy War is to win makes you look like a joke. Ask anyone who has been in the match how tough it is. You're making yourself out to be a joke with this line of insults.